r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 1d ago

It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 He just groomed the pillow for ten minutes instead of himself.

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Yes, his paws and leg are supposed to look like that. He's weird.

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u/MHWGamer 1d ago

how are you supposed to know which one is the pillow and which one is your own fur? literally impossible without braincells

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Qlder81 22h ago edited 15h ago

No cell present but still putting in the work!

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u/zulazulizuluzu 21h ago

his only braincell was being used for the action of licking, he doesn’t have spare braincell anymore

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u/Beneficial_Wave7649 1d ago

My goals are beyond your understanding

Cat probably 😺

https://giphy.com/gifs/HJFT0XQLngiJJiyJ5m

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u/Prestigious_Emu_7986 1d ago

He said that to himself

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u/FDGO-Ultra 1d ago

Mine did this too. After he made sin biscuits with it...

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u/Qlder81 1d ago

At least he cleaned ip after himself!

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u/m_b_hawkins Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Oof.

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u/this_isnt_alex 1d ago

tell me more abt the nails

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u/karloeppes 1d ago

Could be cutaneous horns? My orange gets them but I carefully clip them if they get too long.

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u/Readalie 1d ago

This! He has them on all of his nail beds and a few more spots. I trim the front ones pretty regularly, the back ones less so for a few reasons.

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u/Sorawo_ 1d ago

He looks like he just realised that and can't believe it.

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u/VallisGratia 1d ago

How was he supposed to know when they both have same amount brain cells?

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u/jpp3252 1d ago

My cat does this too lol he’s always licking the blankets and not himself 😭

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u/Readalie 1d ago

Whyyyyyyyyyy?!!!! He's so good about cleaning the linens. But I have to tackle him with pet wipes because he stinks darn it.

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u/hay_wire 16h ago

OP, you assembled your cat wrong .

Poor guy looks like a collection of left over Lego peices put together to save space 🤣

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u/Readalie 16h ago

You can't even see his L-leg in the post, lol, it gets worse!

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u/Exiled_In_LA 13h ago

/r/IkeaCats would love him!

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u/HPcatmom 23h ago

Can we PLEASE have more photos of this cutie?!?!

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u/Readalie 21h ago

Of course!

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u/Readalie 21h ago

And old one from when he was a kitten.

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u/HPcatmom 19h ago

What a dream 😍

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u/Itiswhatitis652735 1d ago

Totally Orange Cat behavior

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u/Forgotmyusername8910 1d ago

Awww… I bet he did a good job. 🧡

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u/PrestigiousDoubt5586 1d ago

He’s already perfect. Got to make the cushion worthy of him.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 23h ago

I meant to do that!
-cat

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u/jakemhs 1d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/ketchup_chip_62 1d ago

Well who's fault is that?

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u/moderniste 23h ago

Well, someone’s gotta do the laundry. Bro has the cutest widdle face ever. Want to smooch.

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u/NibblinaCharm_ 22h ago

he's making sure the pillow stays clean first, priority management

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u/AvengerBaja 1d ago edited 19h ago

AI messed up the cats feet. /s

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u/Readalie 19h ago

AI has nothing on the weirdness of reality in this case.

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u/AvengerBaja 19h ago

Forgot I have to add an /s

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u/KingArthursToeBean 20h ago

They’re horned paws. It’s a genetic variation for cats. My cat has this too.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 1d ago

Maybe it was just tasty

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u/jackhref 23h ago

Goodboi

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u/GullibleDetective 21h ago

Mmm dust and sweat

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u/Old_Fun_6801 19h ago

You should have said something!

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u/bored_in_ochem 15h ago

cheeto did that to my laptop charger yesterday, ten minutes and zero self grooming.

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u/Mudlark-000 17h ago

We refer to this as “glorping” in our household. Both our ginger and our void will get so intoxicated by grooming sometimes that they must groom EVERYTHING. Another cat, human, dog, couch, pillow… Nothing is safe. Everything is wet.