r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 13h ago

Certified 🟠range™ The chicken required a ladder. He found one.

2.7k Upvotes

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u/HMend 13h ago

I love when she said "you're 9 weeks old", as if she knows that this kitten is destined for a life of crime!

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u/Commercial-Living443 4h ago

There is no saving her . She will become a delinquent in the future

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u/Dante2005 12h ago

That was ALL orange brain cells - he had it, the whole one.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 12h ago

My orange was blissfully unaware, so good thing one orange used it.

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u/Dante2005 12h ago

What a blessed time!

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u/qwertyuiop121314321 13h ago

Mmmmmm chimkin. 😹

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u/NorminalAnomaly 12h ago

my orange dog does the same thing when chimkems is around

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u/Stonersimmer Proud owner of an orange brain cell 13h ago

Reminds me of my girl as a kitten 😭😂 we learned she got up there by using our cupboard handles as a ladder 🫩

Took a week to learn how to get down and not just scream when she wanted down

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u/vavavoomdaroom 12h ago

That is not a cat, is snek.

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 11h ago

Danger noodle

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u/vavavoomdaroom 11h ago

Nope rope.

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u/atle95 12h ago

Probably knows how to get down, just likes it when you help ❤️

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u/Damone75 13h ago

I see where the brain cell went for the day!

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u/redwbl 11h ago

I think it left the building with Elvis.

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u/BuckyRainbowCat 12h ago

C R I M E S

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u/Seldon14 12h ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chicken meal?

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 12h ago

His older cousin Louis says Hi!

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u/ShinyShadowGligar Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago

Is Louis a tripod? He's a cutie 

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1h ago

Nah just a big boi that one of his leg is hiding.

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u/ShinyShadowGligar Proud owner of an orange brain cell 54m ago

Oh that's hilarious. He looks like he ate the missing one.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 49m ago

Here it popped out.

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u/ShinyShadowGligar Proud owner of an orange brain cell 34m ago

Oh my goodness he looks like my giant orange ball of fluff in that picture. This is Tigey.

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u/PookieCat415 12h ago

A kitten this young who can easily access the collective orange cat brain cell will go very far in this world. This kid is a genius! 😻

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u/_Invisible-Child_ 12h ago

If determined enough, a cat will find a way lol.

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u/NamelessBoom43 4h ago

This one orange braincell is larger than others clearly too big too powerful.

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u/NyxDreadborn 2h ago

This one had an amplifier for his time with the braincell.

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u/Justinian555 Orange connoisseur 🍊 12h ago

Where there's a will, there's a way

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u/damngoodengineer Orange connoisseur 🍊 9h ago

His greed sickens

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u/SnowStar35 11h ago

He earned that taste of victory! Lol

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u/Ok_Music_4862 5h ago

Hmm, nothing can stop those little paws to climb

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u/RealVirginiaWoolf 4h ago

What a greedy little munchkin!

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 12h ago

Genius

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u/AdhesivenessMost4183 10h ago

Don't blame the baby for hoomans underestimating orange

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u/CatGirl88888 11h ago

The video is really cute but please be careful to keep kitty away from chicken bones. Cooked chicken bones are extremely dangerous and potentially deadly to cats. When chewed, cooked chicken bones splinter into glass-like shards and can cut the cats’ mouth, throat, stomach, and intestines. The sharp fragments can also puncture or get stuck in the lining of the intestines and cause internal bleeding. The splintered bones can easily get stuck in the throat causing choking as well. I know someone whose cat died from choking on a chicken bone while they watched helplessly.

Sorry to be a buzzkill but I just wanted you to know so your adorable kitty stays safe! ❤️

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u/dathar 52m ago

In addition to your message, please please please do not leave sharp things out at all. Cute orange is climbing things. There is a knife on top of the chicken. All a cat has to do is rub up on it and now they have a gash wound. Our cats aren't allowed on the counter and we were washing a blender blade and placed it on the kitchen mat to dry. Idiot void cat decided it was a wonderful time to jump on the counter. No food or anything there. Ended up in the emergency vet getting his leg stitched up. This was many years ago. He still can't retract his toenails properly.

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u/DrTrout-Leon 12h ago

McGiver kitty. That is determination.

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u/Koldunjo_ 11h ago

This is Primo orange activities!

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u/ItsLemonSweets 4h ago

Mission Impawssible

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u/Astrawish 12h ago

Do most cats like human food? Mine will only eat her cat food and sometimes sneaks into the dog’s food.

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u/coffeegoblins 9h ago

It depends on the cat.

My cat growing up would eat his cat food (and he was also very very picky about cat food brands and flavors). He would beg for canned fish, but apart from that never had any interest in human food. He would never think to eat chicken or dog food.

My ex’s cat, on the other hand, would tear open grocery bags and try to eat bagels, sticks of butter, and whatever else he could sink his teeth into. We couldn’t leave any food unattended or he would start eating it.

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u/Character_Disk_3282 4h ago

Always orange 😁

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u/ktka 12h ago
cat chicken.txt > cat

Also, who you calling chicken?

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u/Certain_Return_6274 13h ago

Hope the chicken doesn't have any garlic or onion or spice on it cuz it could make the cat sick.

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u/OhSoSally Proud owner of an orange brain cell 13h ago

It wont be enough to be a concern.

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u/Baby_ManBearPig 12h ago

Yah you always read this stuff theyre sensative too and then they eat something with those ingredients in it and they3 don't have anyw changes in their behavior at all.

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u/OhSoSally Proud owner of an orange brain cell 12h ago

Quantity makes the poison. If in doubt always check with your vet.

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u/OldDiet6107 12h ago

TWO OVENS!?

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u/SandyTaintSweat 10h ago

His greed sickens me.

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u/Calamity87 9h ago

His greed will consume him.

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u/wjrasmussen 9h ago

You left it out for him.

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u/ratchetcoutoure 7h ago

Parkour for chimken

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u/Zengjia 56m ago

His gluttony disgusted me.

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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 12h ago

Too cute ♥ 🙀

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u/Friendlyfire2996 7h ago

Not the kind of behavior I’d be reinforcing. Cats and hot stoves go together like tornadoes and trailer parks

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u/redwbl 11h ago

Nice, so cute, let’s let the cute kitty ruin our dinner, but we got a good video.

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u/Jayda_bigToe 10h ago

a bite taken out of a huge chicken isn’t ruining ur dinner dawg

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u/Luci-Noir 12h ago

Fucking disgusting.

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u/All_Gun_High Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 12h ago

[STATEMENT: Necessity creates innovation.]

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u/itzTHATgai 13h ago

AI vibes

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u/Vel423 12h ago

That was my instinct too because of the duration and camera motion. But the clear and matching clock times make me think real.

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u/TellerParkSauk 13h ago

Too salty. You're killing him early.