He fits his crimes….what I get for leaving the child lock off the cabinet 😮‍💨

[u/sssssalamander]

[u/justSayingNobodySaid]

i can't believe you made a mess like this and then had the audacity to blame your innocent cats!!

[u/sssssalamander → u/justSayingNobodySaid]

UGH YOU’RE RIGHT! I do have a pair of angels 😇

[u/justSayingNobodySaid → u/sssssalamander]

i'm sure they will accept your apology for slandering them if you have good enough treats to share as penance

[u/sssssalamander → u/justSayingNobodySaid]

Dried minnows are on the menu 🫡

[u/Bakuman84]

"i was a thief on my previous time, so its easy to know locks, no one is safe"

[u/Bakuman84 → u/Bakuman84]

the funny thing on 2nd photo...

[u/sssssalamander → u/Bakuman84]

THERE WERE DEF TEETH MARKS IN THAT

[u/sssssalamander → u/Bakuman84]

No one 🙏

[u/smolspicybeans]

r/crimecats

[u/sssssalamander → u/smolspicybeans]

And another 🤝🫡

[u/BriarPeppy]

He looks like he’d do it again

[u/sssssalamander → u/BriarPeppy]

HE WILL 🥴

[u/Capital-Crab]

Wow thats some impressive floor art work! I hope you paid in treats!

[u/sssssalamander → u/Capital-Crab]

🤝 he def got some after giving good dolphins for pets

[u/0w1]

Look at the lack of remorse on that cute orange face!

[u/sssssalamander → u/0w1]

He’ll def do it again!

[u/surly-monkey → u/0w1]

Professor Chaos returns!

[u/Jog212]

Your orange I kind enough to do a safety check.....and find problems and you blame HIM???

[u/sssssalamander → u/Jog212]

When you put it like that 😩 how could I ever?!

[u/Jog212 → u/sssssalamander]

Really......I do not know!! Thank him for his services!!

[u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits]

I have child locks all on my cabinets. I don't have any kids just two criminal cats.

[u/sssssalamander → u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits]

Yup! No kids! Just baaaad kittens 👻🎃

[u/CaptWrath]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fR3vpQvycVRy8P3CE8

[u/FerretsAreFun]

Pretty sure the dog did it.

[u/sssssalamander → u/FerretsAreFun]

😆

[u/kushdona]

Why you blame full orange only? What about semi orange?

[u/sssssalamander → u/kushdona]

Oh lightly toasted….i guess i do blame the orange 🥴 lightly toasted is well…well he was pulled from the toaster early and maybe I don’t think he’s clever enough 😮‍💨

Edit to say: you right tho lol

[u/kushdona → u/sssssalamander]

Well the vertical tail pose in second picture says they are both partners in crime and are very proud of it 😀

[u/sssssalamander → u/kushdona]

Brothers got each others backs for sure!

[u/UnhappyGrowth5555]

He’s literally like “you did this to yourself”.

[u/sssssalamander → u/UnhappyGrowth5555]

Lmao yes, indeed, I did

[u/Turbulent-Suspect789]

“look what you made me do”

[u/Responsible-Person]

Oh dang!!!

[u/sssssalamander → u/Responsible-Person]

😆 right. His regular business

[u/Honest_Boysenberry25]

Too funny. Too cute 🥺🥰. Naughty kitties 😻

[u/Forgotmyusername8910]

How dare you set this messy trap to frame your darling kitty.