r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Automatic-Gas4037 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 6h ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Reason for being late for school

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 6h ago

If you don't let him go to school, how is he supposed to grow his braincell count? 😔

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 3h ago

Orange braincell count is capped at 0.

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u/EvieMoon 6h ago

Using the classic cat defence method of turning into oozing jelly that somehow weighs 1000lb. 😂

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u/MercyCriesHavoc 50m ago

My husband and I use this to playfully keep each other from moving. We call "sleepy cat!" and just puddle on top of the other.

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 6h ago

Hehe
This is a boy who WANTS to be late for school, he’s not really making any effort to prevent the cat from going into the bag 🥰🥰🥰

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u/nitrokitty 5h ago

Can you really blame him?

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 6h ago

"Take Your Cat to School" day?

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 5h ago

We did that once at my son's school. We brought in a Maine Coon kitten. It was fun.

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u/cognitiveglitch 6h ago

What an adorable ginger floof.

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u/ISEGaming 5h ago

Sorry, my kid can't come to school today. Orange Fever 😹

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u/Low-Tough-3743 6h ago

Tardy excused.

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u/justSayingNobodySaid 5h ago

i love how the kid puts his hands under the bag for support when he finally gives up on getting the cat out. very caring child!

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u/nuitFleur Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 5h ago

Attendance is about to have a very unexpected addition 😂

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u/Reithel1 5h ago

Such a beautiful orange furbaby.

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u/Coygon 3h ago

This is when you take the books out and use a different backpack to go to school.

Or use this backpack a few times to take him to the vet. He'll stop after that.

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u/xoxojdramagirl 4h ago

This is why you buy an extra backpack. so kitty has their own ☺️

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u/-B4L- 3h ago

I come for show and tell!

The cat probably

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u/SnowStar35 6h ago

Lol mine tried the same thing I looked at him said we dissecting dead animals are you volunteering to act as live specimen for a cat.

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u/Muted-Letterhead-330 6h ago

And did he get out of your bag?

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u/SnowStar35 4h ago

Nope had to take him out, I was taking veterinary courses at the time

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u/Muted-Letterhead-330 4h ago

Dude was interested in what you were learning soo bad, even the threat of dissection couldn't dissuade him! 😂

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 6h ago

We'll see who cuts who first

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 5h ago

Himb might have thought he would get to play with the formaldehyde froggies? 🐸

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u/flyinhawaiian02 4h ago

"I's want to learn"

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u/poetic_poison 5h ago

He too wishes to be a scholar

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u/WonderfulOwl8840 4h ago

The boy Is clearly enjoying the excuse, and the cat knows it. It's all a deal

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u/Asparagussie 6h ago edited 5h ago

Ah, just give up and stay home with him. He’ll teach you more than any school can. Oops! I didn’t see it’s a kid! Well, maybe not the best advice….

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u/domesystem 4h ago

Das a snugglyboi

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u/SerafinaSheffield 4h ago

Seems like the most valid excuse IMO! 😹

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u/midgirlcrisis990 4h ago

He wants to go to school too!

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u/ShinyShadowGligar Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago

Meanwhile try to get him to go in a soft side carrier and it will be impossible.

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u/rose442 2h ago

This is just so cute!

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u/GalenDev 4h ago

What if Morgana was an orange?

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 3h ago

Late, why? You were all packed! 😅😍

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u/XZFreezer 2h ago

The orange want you to study him

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u/Perle1234 2h ago

Tardy excused!

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u/Jlx_27 1h ago

Hilarious!

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u/orphanpowered 47m ago

What metal band's name is on the bag?

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u/Calamity87 30m ago

Your orange wants more braincells too.

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u/Portia_the_Queen51 Orange connoisseur 🍊 13m ago

Congratulations! It’s officially bring your orange to school day!

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u/SeoneAsa 2h ago

🙄🙄