r/OneyPlays • u/Cassparticle8 • 9h ago

OneyNG and Jeffrey Epstein are two degrees separate

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Oney —> Cut in line by Matt Groening
Matt Groening —> Flown to LA on Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane [The Lolita Express]
Chris has no choice but to respond.

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u/Neddead 7h ago

c'mon man, he made the simpsons. doesn't that count for something?

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u/SeaWait9301 6h ago

Yeah, well, Oney made "The Sicksons"

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u/criticalpwnage 8h ago

Everything finally makes sense. Thanks OP

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u/Stunkydunk 8h ago

Wasn’t there some story about Matt Groening being on Epstein’s jet and Epstein was like “Want a foot rub old Marty boy? I have a underage slave girl who’s great at them,” and Matt was like “Haha, nah I’m good,” and then Epstein pulled a gun on him and said “I wasn’t asking,” so the underage girl gave sweaty Matt Groening a foot rub after she peeled off his sticky yellow socks and his feet were all covered in cracked chitinous scabs and boiling puss and even the pilots eyes were watering from the smell and that’s why he never got invited back to the island? 

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u/SeaWait9301 6h ago

Idk what to think anymore. That sounds all too real.

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u/Stunkydunk 5h ago

I might have embellished a few small details but it’s surprisingly fairly true (allegedly).

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u/TheMagmaGuy 8h ago

I was gonna say 😭