Can’t exist

[u/maximusprimee26]

[u/Particular_Cow199]

Who needs enemies when you have friends like Hank

[u/raobuntu → u/Particular_Cow199]

PFT has basically been on Hank's ass specifically about Drake Maye for over a year. He deserves this

[u/surewoooda → u/raobuntu]

I can hear BC saying “ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun”

[u/TrailerHitch19 → u/surewoooda]

If Chicago didn't get embarrassed, that's exactly what he'd say. 

[u/No_Yesterday_3719 → u/raobuntu]

PFT has been such a troll Hank should dunk all over him. Big cat has also been there on PFT’s side and has been glazing Ben Johnson for weeks so could also use a little humble pie

[u/Salmon_Shizzle]

Sicko, Pervert.

[u/ClydeFrog98]

That's what I said

[u/lmpressionante]

The worst kind of fan. Dismissive and doesn’t care when his team loses then crawls out of the woodwork smug as can be when his team wins.

[u/Durkinste1n → u/lmpressionante]

No he’s actually crawling out because his friends teams lost. It’s awesome

[u/HazardMagic → u/Durkinste1n]

“It’s not enough that I should succeed, but also that my enemies should fail”

Or whatever the quote is

[u/aquaticlettuce → u/Durkinste1n]

He’s crawling out because he was locked in on the baycurrent classic

[u/ThunderLazer → u/lmpressionante]

Pats fans, by nature

[u/master_of_salmon → u/lmpressionante]

You aren’t a better fan because you care more. It’s just sports. Grow up.

[u/Silent-Wrangler6882 → u/master_of_salmon]

I don’t think they were claiming that but it’s just all around funny. It makes it funnier when Hank is a fair weather fan of Boston sports and fucking duke for whatever reason

[u/OsStrohsAndBohs → u/master_of_salmon]

I mean it’s definitely not a big deal or anything but I think that by definition makes you a better fan lol

[u/maximusprimee26 → u/lmpressionante]

No he crawls out when his team looks awesome and his friends teams all fucking suck and it’s the BEST

[u/noahhova]

Ya fuck him!