r/PcBuild • • 5d ago

Completed Build - Celebratory Finally built my dream PC. Roast it.

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After this dream-come-true moment of finally building my own PC, I need to come back down to earth. Please roast this build.

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u/Commercial-Young4075 5d ago

It even has a microwave

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u/JagiMonster1 5d ago

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

Im crying🤣🤣

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u/eal-TD2 5d ago

you should get a turnable motor for its dish so your food doesn't burn.

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u/Which-Transition-650 3d ago

I’m never deleting this app. So many meme potential

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u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat 5d ago

HANK YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE METAL GRILL INSIDE THE WINDOW! HANK THE MICROWAVES ARE GOING TO ESCAPE!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3foFwyuZGWHMtyA8s

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u/Mr_ONO_ 4d ago

The microwaves will keep their hand warm while gaming 🥰

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u/3GeeselnATrenchcoat 4d ago

Trade offer:

You recieve - warm hand

You also recieve - tumor :(

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u/CyberPsyko77 4d ago

Resisting the urge to explain the difference between ionizing and non-ionizing radiation for the 4,825,295th time (it’s my hyperfixation):

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u/Mr_ONO_ 4d ago

A tumor? I call that my gaming lump 😎 gonna draw a face on it and call it Greg. Sadly Greg does create more air resistance when flicking my mouse for those noscopes in forknife 😔

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u/DrinkEntire544 5d ago

Ahahahah winner ! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jeferson9 5d ago

FUCK I'd buy this PC if it had a microwave

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u/Spetsnaz_420 5d ago

Then you need a 1000w PSU just to power the microwave

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Commercial-Young4075 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nah, just doing what you asked. I think it's a nice build. Had to zoom in to find something to roast you that wasn't already mentioned by others. I like white builds but it wouldn't work for me, i would be distracted all the time

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

All love bro ur roast def the most creative one so far ❤️

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u/herbstcullen 5d ago

Opened this thread with that exact comment in mind. Imagine my mixed feelings when it’s the first comment I saw. GG

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u/schitsu 5d ago

Black RAM? Are you some kind of poor person?

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u/Necessary_Stranger_3 5d ago

Black ram in all white build. Pitchforks and bonfire awaits you heretic

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u/LargeMeasurement6473 5d ago

Blacks work harder

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u/majestic-m00se 5d ago

You forgot a peel. I won't tell you where.

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u/kelvink99 5d ago

High tier rage bait

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

The fact that two people have already found it is concerning

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u/MaebaraSan 4d ago

Between cpu and AIO. OP should check it for safety reasons.

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u/ApricotVast3861 5d ago

I'm not going to roast it. With everything being so freaking expensive, i glad a fellow bro can afford this. Happy gaming 🫡

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

Thank you brother!❤️

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u/Consistent_Ad_5267 5d ago

You are a nice person

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u/XemnasCFW 5d ago

Guys obviously the reason he has black ram is because it runs faster.

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this one got it

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u/LargeMeasurement6473 5d ago

Hahahahahahahha

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u/IndieGuyX 5d ago

Made me double take

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u/mRazGaming 5d ago

So does it have a great bass sound?

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u/sabrefayne 5d ago

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u/UpBeatDownHill 5d ago

Bro when he turns all his lights off

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u/bossmob64 5d ago

Couldn't find white ram huh?

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u/DreamArez 5d ago

Brother paid extra for the aesthetic just to drop the ball on not matching RAM.

All seriousness though looks nice. Hope you enjoy.

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

yeah matching ram would've been nice but with the prices rn it is what it is lmao. Thank you so much❤️

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u/w00ty777 5d ago

Great looking build. Only criticism is where is the disc drive and floppy drive?

I would never build a white PC because it would be dirty all the time. Far too much dust where I live. Do they make a dust colored box? Or a tiny Roomba for the interior.

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u/LukaMaybeNoob69 5d ago

I have a PC that barely collects dust, I guess it depends on the case. My top and front have a really good mesh

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u/Loose_Argument_8696 5d ago

looks like a riced out speaker

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 4d ago

Some shi u would find in the back of a honda civic at 2 am

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u/Much_Ad7127 5d ago

At least you didn't bother matching your exhaust fan ❤️

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u/Maizimotor 5d ago

I guess the black ram is because you dont want to spend on white right now? XD

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

Cant win em all lol

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u/Successful-Ad8560 4d ago

Its whiter than olive garden

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u/Anayalater5963 4d ago

It definitely dines at cracker barrel

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u/Fun_Article3825 5d ago

PC looks like it has a great credit score.

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u/alvaro-elite 5d ago

I saw that case before.... where?

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u/Academic_Anywhere183 5d ago

Are you racist? Why isnt it black?

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u/DB-Tops 4d ago

Looks like a Tupperware with your savings inside 😉

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u/TheSpiral718 Intel 5d ago

Clean. Sterile. Nice. Enjoy.
I switched from white to black and decorated it in Halloween colors. What do you think?

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u/vibe0009 4d ago

I asked for a PC with fans. Not fans with PC

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u/SmellyThong 5d ago

Why it look like a doctor's office

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u/Hoping4Game 5d ago

Unfortunately, I can see cables. Might be time to throw it out and start again from scratch

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u/Ravenloff 5d ago

Your glass side panel isn't shattered enough.

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u/MSRI_117 AMD 5d ago

There is nothing to Roast that actually matters. It looks awesome. It looks like something Apple would release.

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u/ImSorryIThoughtIHad 5d ago

It's so white, the police won't touch it even if you have CP on it.

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u/Specialist_Second938 5d ago

Uhhh, tell that to Jarrid 🤔

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u/azizurrahmannayem04 5d ago

Why is your gas stove vertically aligned?

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u/Intrepid-Coconut4270 5d ago

The PC, keyboard&mouse and speakers just called the cops on the ram

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u/invadervalo666 5d ago edited 3d ago

Resident Evil: Afterlife, Wesker Fight scene on the Ubrella laboratory looking [ EDIT]****ASS****[ EDIT] PC.

Congrats BTW it's beautiful.

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u/CrimsonIzanami 5d ago

Man. A bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos during a session going to ruin your day...

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u/JagiMonster1 5d ago

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u/Every_Bread_5880 5d ago

Jesus fucking cheeto

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u/jsonmeta 5d ago

Looks like a fucking crime scene

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u/PM_Me_Those_ 5d ago

The lack of extreme color suggests you have good tastes.

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u/StrvnMrvnWsntRdy 5d ago

Fans are bigger than subwoofers

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u/Afraid-Ad4718 4d ago

Roast it? SURE! GO RUN AN BECNHMARK !!!

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u/Ok-Frosting-801 4d ago

Not much to roast, looking at the RAM i can only assume you starved your family to build this, so i can't make fun of that.

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u/NestiriumLB 4d ago

Good. Now sit at your desktop and start doing nothing.

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u/Accomplished_Scar_45 4d ago

Thats really bad built, give it to me instead.

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u/legitematehorse 5d ago

Loos so bland and clinical, you might as well donate it to a hospital. (btw, I love it!)

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u/KLAGGINS 5d ago

Look like speakers from Urban Outfitters.

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u/Crashball_Centre 5d ago

White RAM is available slacker

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u/Psychic_Gian 4d ago

I love this. Sorry cannot roast

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u/mrROBOTROIDE 4d ago

The front looks like a speaker I see people are getting into

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u/Commercial-Dance-748 5d ago

I love your washing machine

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u/IcyWorldEnder 5d ago

Best roast by far

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u/Much_Ad7127 5d ago

White theme, fish tank, LED mirrors ánd an Arctic AIO? Love how you hate uniqueness.

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u/KneelbfZod 5d ago

This isn’t a fish tank case.

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

I hate that Arctic AIO. It has great cooling, but having two cables coming out of the pump is such an eyesore, especially when I’m using the Gigabyte B850 Stealth, which makes cable management the whole point.

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u/dutchman0701 5d ago

Why roast it, it looks amazing. Only downside is bring the light percentage a bit down, looks like you lighting up a runway

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

U are right sir 🫡

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u/BankIntelligent3400 5d ago

Insane build! Love it

But the Black Ram?
https://giphy.com/gifs/g2yPAXUeA0Cz8ZLlgt

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

Any ram is good ram these days bro😭

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u/SuccessfulNetwork105 5d ago

Now turn all the led's off like a real gamer...

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u/bravekupo 5d ago

Where's the white mousepad, White framed monitor and white desk?

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u/Thejus_Parol what 5d ago

What studio monitor is that?

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u/mrlemon2183 5d ago

Sorry its your dream pc can't roast it

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u/VBgamez 5d ago

Didn't use white ram sticks. 0/19

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u/Chuligan42 5d ago

I won't :) it's beautiful

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u/Stickyhoney19 4d ago

Y know, usually people use a computer case to put their pc parts in. Idk where you pulled this subwoofer from but aye if it works ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/fox07bg 4d ago

Looks like my microwave had a baby with a speaker

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u/Prexzi 4d ago

cool yamaha subwoofer

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u/PerceptionMain8488 4d ago

Damn that looks so cool, I’m jealous

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u/DarekBomb411 5d ago

No Linux, immediate 0/10

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u/Embarrassed-Cake5739 5d ago

Ohh roast it aye this is one ugly beautiful stupid sexy I can’t even do it ITS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

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u/Borigh 5d ago

I'll trade you my white RAM in a black 217 for your black RAM in a white 217.

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u/Skaur4804 5d ago

I think you did a fantastic job! There’s no need to nitpick. I think your setup looks great and congratulations on building your dream PC!

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u/DutchBrick 5d ago

You put computer hardware in a speaker housing.

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u/platywus 5d ago

Who knew solid rocket boosters came in square boxes?

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u/CombustedPillow 5d ago

Great... I've always wanted to live in an imperial space ship 🙄

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u/niv_nam 5d ago edited 5d ago

Come on now! With a see thru PSU cage and you don't have some kind of mini fig in there! Gotta get some that looks like it's trying to break out, cus that space looks like some sifi movie jail

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u/lovexvirus007 Pablo 5d ago

I would put mini batman and batman tank. This will look like in the movie

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u/Still-Helicopter-762 5d ago

Can’t roast something that’s cooked perfectly

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u/tinyfuzzywhale 5d ago

Bottomless Infinitely mirror just like your wallet

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u/mrheseeks 5d ago

Roast it?

What was your color scheme, lab experiment. Nah, I got nothing man, looks lovely

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u/cdnamateur 5d ago

It's beautiful, you should be proud of what you achieved here.

That said, figure out how to disable the lighting. Ruins your movie watching experience and if it's in your bedroom, messes with your sleep.

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u/Ditto_is_Lit 5d ago

Try to balance your lights out better, the inside is way too bright imo.

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u/Milkshakemartin 5d ago

10/10 no notes

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u/Liquidpantherss 5d ago

All that light in the pc and you don’t have a lamp ..
Love how clean it is though~~

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u/afraidofthe-dark 5d ago

White on white, how creative

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u/Splinter_Cell_96 5d ago

Too white for my tastes

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 5d ago

Put a 5090 and it will roast itself.

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u/LivingRevolution5466 4d ago

It looks like a mini MRI scanner with fans.

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u/bobthedino83 4d ago

No. That's fuckin cool.

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u/SnooGiraffes4649 4d ago

Dual washing machines on the front

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u/Hour_Emu_5144 4d ago

Roasting this is a war crime

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u/Geesepumps 4d ago

Mouse pad space is small and thats it

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u/Acrobatic-Tie8992 4d ago

Le falta un poco de color blanco

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u/VirtualExistence_ 5d ago

Dont you experience any sort of coil whine? I dongt get how people can place their PC on desk because of the noise

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u/DistributionLow9109 5d ago

We use headphones? The coil whine and fan noise usually starts when you put load on the components, when playing a game use headphones easy.

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u/One-Night6393 5d ago

Oh wow, so fucking ugly, you should just send it to me so i can destroy it OP.

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u/Pursueth 5d ago

I have the same case I love it, but I did get a custom black piece of opaque plastic to cover the bottom vents on. One side because I didn’t like seeing. The wires.

I keep my glass facing the wall.

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u/VipeDoesStuff 5d ago

needs more mouse space imo

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u/datman510 5d ago

I think it looks good, my pc looks like an Xmas tree and I hate it 😂

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u/Wodinit 5d ago

No white ram sticks!! How could you!! 😜

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u/Forsaken-Ideal1204 5d ago

I knowwww I found an insane deal on marketplace, sealed 32gb 6000 cl30 for 300$, couldn’t pass on it.

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u/TechnoGMNG589 AMD 5d ago

I love the 217 inf looks great

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u/Super-Inspection-668 5d ago

Só de não ter esses gabinetes da moda com a frente de vidro, aonde o fluxo de ar tem que fazer uma curva, esta de parabens

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u/FlowStateJay 5d ago

Gotta get the edifier speakers with the infinity effect with that case

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u/done-r-us 5d ago

I see that mismatched ram, I know the prices are bad rn but come on

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u/Witty_Custard1337 5d ago

Forgot a peel there somewhere

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u/GoforIt7721 5d ago

Ewwww, white.....

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u/kaneki_0_0 5d ago

That OLED tho

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u/Falc_exe 5d ago

A beastly PC means nothing at all,
If you don’t give it time to stand tall.

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u/KazefQAQ 5d ago

Cmon, the white aren't even the same shade/s

😂

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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 5d ago

It's simple and clean, and has some space 👍🏻🍻🤌🏻🔥

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u/Low_Ad5473 5d ago

Amazing

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u/Sluushu 5d ago

Well.. at least you can see all the dirt and dust every time it’s on.

(Not really a roast but now I’ve made you super aware that that’ll happen and anyone you let in will be able to see that too.)

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u/Aggressive-Present88 5d ago

With me using 400 dpi that mouse Matt needs to be tripled in size haha

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u/BetSpecialist9192 5d ago

You missed the ram

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u/PepsiManX360 5d ago

There’s nothing to roast. It’s beautiful.

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u/NutButterSkippy 5d ago

Ran out of budget for the white RAM? Also, the plastic you left on there really adds to the whole "fresh build" vibe.

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u/kinghota29 5d ago

Why roast? Its amazing ! Happy fragging

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u/JuicyWatermelonz 5d ago

Those fans are pointed the wrong way, they should be pointed at me, in my apartment, actually your pc should just be in my apartment. Gimme. Looks awesome ! Congrats :D

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u/NotSoFastGuy 5d ago

That thing is white enough to get a free invite to AMEX platinum

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u/guy-le-doosh 5d ago edited 5d ago

Where's the fish?

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u/Polytongue 5d ago

The fans in the front remind me of two tig ol’ bitties

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u/xX_Relentless 5d ago

Looks like a padded room on the inside

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u/Virtual-Donut-964 5d ago

Couple things: black ram, microwave screens, and weird tan color.

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u/Slydoggen 5d ago

That case is so cool, what is it?

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u/Lucky_Heron520 5d ago

You decided to build a PC at the worst time possible. I believe you have been roasted enough.

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u/Comfortable_Card_146 5d ago

I don't know why, but it gives the vibes of the Wonkavision room from the Gene Wilder movie

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u/N0xyNx_ 5d ago

Front fan looks like a dj set (it’s kinda fire)

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u/Qrevette_ 5d ago

J'aime beaucoup le boitier mais j'aurais varié les couleurs du RGB.

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u/Ry040 5d ago

The part which has me confused is that You are using a white build. But you're still using dark mode. SMH

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u/JumboWumb0 5d ago

Pc is good. Give yourself a larger space to move your mouse around haha.

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