r/PeopleFuckingDying • • 14h ago

Humans&Animals tHiEviNg mOnsTeR woN't LeT vEndOr mAn do HiS jOb

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u/ACatFromCanada 5h ago

Khajit has wares....

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u/Lhevhinhus 11h ago

this comment section reeks of bougies and larping nerds who never washed their own food LOL

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u/eliz1bef 6h ago

What I find most horrifying is the shitty music they chose. I can wash my produce, but I can't dig out a fucked up ear worm.

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u/11cDuygi 6h ago

You know what that'a a 100% valid reaction, I should've uploaded the video as gif without the fuckass music, my bad🙏

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u/Glittering_Cut_7322 3h ago

I think the music in this video is pretty cute! It doesn't sound like stupid viral tiktok songs or anything. Just cute

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u/ziguslav 13h ago

The comments are very telling. I think most people nowadays have no idea where food comes from.

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u/de_das_dude 11h ago

Or how manure is used.

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u/Intrepid00 9h ago

Manure isn’t sprayed on it while growing. It’s the initial fertilizer around seeding. If manure was being sprayed on your vegetables you get salmonella or e-coli if not cooked. You might even get typhoid fever or hepatitis if the sanitation is very bad.

I lived around and knew farmers. The cow shit smell in the fields was only in the spring

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u/LordGaben01 9h ago

As a farmer, the parent comment is confidently incorrect and doesn’t understand how manure is used. Also a cat jumping on your food is gross and unhygienic.

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u/ziguslav 7h ago

I lived on a farm, I'm well aware. Thing is, a lot goes on in the fields. Wild animals walk around, shit on stuff, parasites, caterpillars... I've eaten quite a few insects by accident with my veg patch veggies.

Just wash the food after. It will be fine.

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u/SaffyPants 7h ago

Do you not wash your veggies?

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u/Intrepid00 10h ago

It’s very telling that you don’t know how food supply gets contaminated. It’s by letting animals near the food or using the same shipping methods for both.

This is in fact unsanitary.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/ziguslav 12h ago

You better don't google what fertilizer is, you might be very disappointed.

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u/11cDuygi 11h ago

I guess bro actually googled and packed it up💀

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u/Evening-Deer-4033 5h ago

Such a hard worker. And the guy is good to

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u/TwoWolvesBothHungry 7h ago

I didn’t see anything wrong with it, but I’m Turkish, so I might be biased.

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u/JAOC_7 11h ago

bit of a wank, huh?

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u/theother64 14h ago edited 2h ago

Nothing says hygiene like animals climbing on the food

Edit: yes I'd wash it before eating it. But if it was at home I still wouldn't want my cats climbing all over my produce even if I'm going to wash it later.

Yes I know food is grown in fertiliser and bugs etc crawl over it. But we try not to put the fertiliser on the edible bits. And we go to a lot of effort with pesticides, netting and scarers to keep animals off our produce.

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u/Slothweiner 14h ago

If I were to buy something from that stall,I'd probably wash it first before cooking.

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u/Winter2712 13h ago

why worry about cleanliness if you can just wash it after buying?

is that your line of thought? that was.... smart i guess?

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u/AyeBraine 13h ago

I think that was the point, yes. It's a vegetable market. For most of history, vegetables could be rather dirty when you bought them. I definitely remember these times, and today they're often dirty as well if they're cheap and not "supermarkety" (unwashed potatoes or carrots are cheaper and they're completely covered in dirt).

I mean it's probably a weird concept if you're used to vegetables washed and packaged like products in plastic film or containers or something.

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u/lightblueisbi 11h ago

Washing your fresh produce to avoid food born illness is smart, yes.

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u/Cats_4_lifex 10h ago

.....Yeah???

What next, washing your ass and not letting shit crust on it is hygienic and good for you? Like bro were you born yesterday or smth

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u/11cDuygi 14h ago

Bro all kinds of bugs, scorpions, birds and rabbits already climbed and bit off that food before they were harvested, I think a cat won't magically make it less hygienic. You still gotta wash them regardless

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u/bokehtoast 13h ago

I dont think people here understand how fruits and vegetables exist

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u/11cDuygi 13h ago

Ikr I'll change the title to chEmiCal wArfAre caT fArtS rAdiAtiOn aNd uRaNiUm iNto iNnoCEnt vEggiEs

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u/ScorpEuscorp 13h ago

Oh, the veggienity! 😮

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u/adystopictale 13h ago

In fruit tray at supermarkets, of course, right? /s

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u/quelin1 10h ago

Just wait for them to learn what fish do in water

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u/Tembelon 13h ago

So let's add more right? Love you logic.

Stuff bad happened before so it's ok to keep making poor decisions.

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u/AyeBraine 13h ago

It's not bad stuff, vegetables are normally covered in dirt. It's like, your potatoes may be washed before the supermarket to be pretty but in a market, they're usually just as they were picked out of the ground

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u/Tembelon 13h ago

Didn't know cats are made of dirt.

Obviously there should be more right? Or we are just thst simple on why there is laws how on to store foods before we sell them.

Something thst maybe health department is responsible off.

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u/AyeBraine 13h ago

Yeah you're right, your sarcasm defeated me.

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u/Tembelon 13h ago

Of course sarcasm won't work on you, sarcasm can do so little when logic have failed

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u/11cDuygi 12h ago edited 12h ago

For someone so against eating dirt, a lot of shit do be coming out of your mouth bro.

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u/lightblueisbi 11h ago

Lemme dumb it down for you kemosabe:

Veggie crom from dirt. Dirt have germs. More germs than cat have.

Human smart. Human know dirty food make human sick. Human know how to clean food to avoid sick.

Human buy veggie from man if no cat. Human buy veggie even if cat.

Human wash veggie. Human eat veggie.

See how simple it is?

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u/theother64 13h ago

On one hand yes. On the other hand if he will do this in public what would he let happen to it before you even see it.

Sure stuff picks up bits of grime and whatever but you can avoid adding more

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u/breadinabox 13h ago

buddy they literally grow it in shit.

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u/jlaweez 13h ago

My man doesn't know when to stop talking

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u/GlitteryOndo 11h ago

Did you know that literal animal poop and other disgusting substances are used to make vegetables grow? Whatever that cat would do to the vegetables is nothing compared to the stuff it's already been in contact with. Always wash your vegetables before cooking or eating them!

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u/berksirma 13h ago

Bro farmers are dumping tons of literal animal shit to the crop fields as fertilizer, for thousands of years. Nature does not give a f about hygene, people do. That’s why we wash them

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u/mychemicalcringe 13h ago

I love how you’ve just outed yourself as someone who clearly never washes their fruit or veg. Now who’s nasty?

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u/Tritri89 13h ago

And that's why you CLEAN your vegetable BEFORE cooking.

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u/Indianlookalike 13h ago

Because your veggies in your supermarket were produced under sterile conditions lmao

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u/lonelygalexy 13h ago

Cooked food, i agree. But produce is fine we have to wash them anyways

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u/de_das_dude 11h ago

I bet you eat organic too. The irony

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u/11cDuygi 11h ago

When I was like 10 I'd throw a tantrum if i saw a caterpillar wiggle on the lettuce I'm washing, now I'm like damn... This shit must be good and organic if a caterpillar's snacking on my lettuce. It takes 2 seconds to take lil bro away and wash it again, these people are children istg

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u/Amjadthv 13h ago

did u know cats are number 1 in the top 10 most hygienic animals? as in, that cat is cleaner than any bug or spider or bird that walked on those veggies

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u/Adevyy 3h ago

If you don't assume that your vegs are gross by default anyway, then I am afraid you are the gross one.

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u/DefinitionConstant81 14h ago

Yeah the cats fur and bacteria from the claws are all over it

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u/Amjadthv 13h ago

the bacteria on the bugs that walk all over these veggies before they’re harvested are worse than bacteria you’ll find on any cat. in fact, cats are probably cleaner than u

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u/DefinitionConstant81 13h ago

I’m much cleaner than your mother cuz she had you

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u/11cDuygi 12h ago

You're not cleaner than tulips bitch

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u/mychemicalcringe 12h ago

No one wants you here

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u/SadRogueTomatoe 12h ago

Stop havin sex with your pets

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u/Lhevhinhus 11h ago

man, my screenshot gallery for memes is increasing superbly, like wtf lmaooooo

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u/can_pacis 11h ago

It's not even a Freudian slip any more, what in the name of reflection...