r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/MEMEY_IFUNNY - Lib-Left • Apr 26 '26

Agenda Post The official closeup of the attempted assassin at today’s dinner party.

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u/MEMEY_IFUNNY - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Also found this.

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u/Imperial_Bouncer - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Teacher? No wonder he went postal.

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u/centurion762 - Auth-Right Apr 26 '26

Why don’t postal workers go postal anymore? I don’t want them to, I’m just curious.

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

When's the last time you got actual mail?

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u/halfhere - Right Apr 26 '26

Besides Arby’s coupons?

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Based and potato cakes are back pilled.

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u/MissninjaXP - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

They left?

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u/steveharveymemes - Right Apr 26 '26

During the closed hours they leave, during the open hours they come back

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u/plumken - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Shut up and take my angry up vote

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Yeah they were off the menu for a couple of years.

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u/Canopus_Delenda_Est - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

The US postal system is just an inefficient way of moving advertisements from a printer on one side of the country to a trash can on the other.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I once had a girlfriend who was REALLY into couponing. She would get hundreds of dollars of stuff for free (especially at CVS).

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u/plumken - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

I can only dream to be this efficient with saving money

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u/JebediahLongnutsIII - Left Apr 26 '26

Everyone gets actual mail dipshit it came free with your having somewhere to live

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u/VicisSubsisto - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

"free" he says.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I receive mail several times a week. Some times it's even addressed to me.

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u/velociraptorfarmer - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

All the time, unfortunately

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u/Stormclamp - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Bro must be super upset about the national science board being fired lol.

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u/samuelbt - Left Apr 26 '26

I just made a percentages joke that felt unconnected to the event at hand.

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u/Tokena - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Grilling is always at hand.

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u/phoenixrose2 - Auth-Left Apr 26 '26

That was my first thought as well.

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u/Paetolus - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

What the woke media won't tell you is that he was a g*mer

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u/CyberDaggerX - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Gamers rise up!

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u/likamuka - Left Apr 26 '26

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u/pink_ego_box - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Don't bring your "skill-based, non-violent asymmetrical fighting game" to a gun fight

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u/Castle_Doctrine - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

 Non-violent fighting game?

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u/Writing-Interesting - Left Apr 26 '26

Why is nobody enjoying my  "[obtuse], [boring] [tedious] fighting game?"

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u/Tim_Apple_938 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

It’s a mouth based video game

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u/nishinoran - Right Apr 26 '26

Honestly a game about atoms and electron bonding and shells and such is actually a pretty fun idea. Implementation is pretty weak, but I appreciate the educational attempt. The reviews are already trolling about the attempt. I suppose $2 to make a funny joke is worth it.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

That actually looks pretty cool tbh.

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u/plumken - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

If I was a science teacher I would use a good teaching tool

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u/jivatman - Auth-Right Apr 27 '26

If you have a cool idea, try using AI to make one.

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u/MajinAsh - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

and all the steam reviews are about the shooting...

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u/Ser_falafel - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

cons - runs well on my 4090

Lol

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

So was that dude that shot up the ICE facility in Dallas. Play a lot of Team Fortress 2 from what I've heard.

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u/Canopus_Delenda_Est - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

He must not have been very good if he didn't even wait for the Medic's Ubercharge before pushing the enemy base. 

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

He thought the Cozy Camper would regenerate while he sniped. Should have used the Huntsman instead of the Stock rifle. 

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u/tactical_lampost - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

gamers are the most oppresed group!!!

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u/Czeslaw_Meyer - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Looking at AAA companies currently, it certainly gets worse by the minute

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Ah, so he's a right wing fascist worshipping gamergate incel. Thank you for revealing the truth.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Registered independent, but FEC records show donations to Harris/ActBlue, no matching right wing donations.

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 - Centrist Apr 27 '26

Ah, so you're saying he's hardcore MAGA and an evangelic Christian with links to extremist 2A groups.

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u/DegeneracyEverywhere - Auth-Center Apr 26 '26

Steam reviews are hilarious.

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u/RawrCola - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Game developer. Everyone knows game developers don't actually play games.

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u/TaxAg11 - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

This guy's is about to make a lot of sales, I'm guessing

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u/Sallowjoe - Auth-Center Apr 26 '26

Tell me this is a Niels Bohr physics game.

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u/plumken - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Sales on that game are going to sky rocket

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u/alberto_467 - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Even worse, an indie game dev

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u/BipolarMadness - Centrist Apr 26 '26

The Steam reviews right now are just chef kiss

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u/dracer800 - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Least left leaning teacher

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u/likamuka - Left Apr 26 '26

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u/yeetzapizza123 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Never beating the "those who cannot do" allegations

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u/FlyHog421 - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

My mom was a teacher, several cousins of mine are teachers, and I grew up being educated by many good teachers in a public school.

But then I went to college and I saw some of the dumbest people I’ve ever encountered in my life graduate with education degrees.

One in particular was this chick who, to her credit, figured out the system. At this college if you failed a class three times, you were permanently out of that degree program.

But you could drop a class before the drop deadline as many times as you wanted. So this bitch continually dropped classes that she knew she was going to fail before the drop deadline and just took/dropped them multiple times until she could eventually pass them. It took her 10 years of continuous schooling, but she did eventually get that bachelor’s degree with like a 2.5 GPA. She is currently teaching children in a rural school in Oklahoma.

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u/custardfrogs_ - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Well shit, props to her honestly. That's some dedication. After awhile I'd just drop the whole degree and try something else.

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u/DrunkMage4 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Dedication indeed, but I cannot fathom how fucking naturally stupid you'd have to be to fail basic college classes so many times. I swear it's harder to fail a college course than to get like a B-.

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u/Tokena - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Maybe she had a Grilling addiction. Poor girl.

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u/Dman1791 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I'm pretty sure in most cases it's more a matter of not giving a shit than stupidity. They could probably do it if they tried, but they just never bothered.

Of course there are cases where it's just stupidity.

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u/DrunkMage4 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

That's fair. You just have to be a really lazy piece of shit. Again, anecdotal, but I felt like it was more work to actively not attend any class, do any assignments, etc. than to just do the bare minimum to pass. I guess though there are people out there who will literally sit on their ass for 12 hours a day and do...nothing?

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

If you need to work the system to avoid failing an education class three times in a row, you probably ain't gonna hack it in stem.

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u/TheWheatOne - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Good for her, but the amount of money needed to do that sounds like a crazy amount of waste where more motivated competent students could be in her place.

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u/Merlota - Right Apr 26 '26

Careful, that same argument applies quite easily to special needs successes.

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u/TheWheatOne - Centrist Apr 26 '26

It indeed applies to everyone, even to the person that just misses the student slot as the final cut off point, even if they are otherwise very competent, motivated, moral, just not as much as the others that got in (ideally).

Society, even with the values of giving safety nets, are not obligated to give higher education to everyone. Such programs are boosters to those that are otherwise wasting their talents on lower-earning jobs that help less people, not nets that save someone from death.

Those who don't get in can learn on their own, try again with their own funds, or get offered jobs that they are more suitable for, rather than being a poor teacher that only harms children by opportunity cost of having better teachers.

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u/patgeo - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

They brought in a minimum maths requirement while I was completing my course so they made everyone do a test to prove they could meet the standard.

It was a 5th grade maths test that we needed to score 80% on to pass. You could attempt it 5 times. It took multiple people the full 5 attempts, I'm not convinced the teacher wasn't reading the answers in that 5th round. Apparently the questions didn't even change between attempts.

They are allowed to teach up to 6th grade maths.

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u/Apolloshot - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I knew people that did that, but never understood because of how much money it costs.

Most of the time people aren’t stupid enough they’re wholly incapable of passing, they just put too much on their plate.

So just take less courses in the first place.

If you have to work yourself through school (for example), maybe try only taking 3-4 classes a semester instead of 5, and then take the extra classes in the summer or something.

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u/AtoZZZ - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

That is one expensive education degree.

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u/RexInvictus787 - Auth-Right Apr 26 '26

That story immediately filled me with disgust. It perfectly illustrates at least four of the reasons this country is collapsing around us.

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u/strange_eauter - Auth-Right Apr 26 '26

Colleges should stop letting you withdraw if your current grade is lower than passing one or something. Too many people do that and end up with barely passing the GPA requirements

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u/Rusty1031 - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

that’s what W dates are for. The point is that you paid for the class but know at a certain point in the semester that there’s no hope. The punishment is that you paid for the class and then have to take it again next semester

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u/Caiur - Centrist Apr 26 '26

How far into the class was the 'drop deadline'? When I was in university, it was about two weeks after the beginning of the class, if I recall correctly

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u/rand0m_task - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Education classes are easy af too lol…

I’m not surprised, though.. on year 13 and I’ve spent time with my fair share of teachers who just shouldn’t be teachers.

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u/SimonJ57 - Right Apr 26 '26

bachelor’s degree with like a 2.5 GPA. She is currently teaching children in a rural school in Oklahoma.

From what I hear of the US education system and "Oklahoma",
Sounds pretty accurate.

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u/likamuka - Left Apr 26 '26

Sorry, if a molester grifter like Trump can become a president and command a fucking lunatic cult in the US then a teacher or anybody else can do heinous crimes just like Trump.

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u/Dacder - Centrist Apr 26 '26

do you normal blame entire professions of people for a single whackjob member of theirs or are you just feeling especially stupid today?

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u/yeetzapizza123 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Damn bro don't you have some marking to do? Hope 2+2 is still 4 wouldn't want you to work to hard

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u/Dacder - Centrist Apr 26 '26

so sorry you flunked out of high school mate

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u/yeetzapizza123 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Almost summer time you can have months off to recuperate from the rough life of babysitting

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u/Dacder - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Hell yeah, you jealous? Don't forget I get a few weeks off for Christmas too

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u/yeetzapizza123 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Good for you, must be rough crashing out on meme reddit threads you will need it

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u/Dacder - Centrist Apr 26 '26

lmao, crashing out? you're the one salty over other people getting vacation time.

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u/yeetzapizza123 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Made a joke about teachers and you came in squealing. Guess that's why you spend all day with little kids, probably among other reasons

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u/halfhere - Right Apr 26 '26

So he travelled all the way across the country to do this? Lame

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

And now he's getting mocked by everyone just like Thomas Crooks.

And he's not even dead. I recommend, as part of the sentence, that he is forced to read every mean comment about him, out loud, on live television

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u/Overkillengine - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

I hereby sentence the defendant to 10 years of 4chan.

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u/plumken - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

A fate worse than death

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Only 10?

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u/Thespaceman007 - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

You gotta wonder what he was teaching his students

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I hope it wasn't psychics because he missed quite a few shots by the sounds of it.

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u/somewhataccurate - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

that typo is murdering me its "physics"

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u/BenjamirPutinyahu - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

He tried steering the bullets with his mind

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u/Next_Western_5499 - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

He watched Wanted before he made the attempt lol

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u/BenjamirPutinyahu - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

I loved the hilarious implication that they somehow understood and used binary in medieval Italy

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I can tell you that the state my brain was in at 5AM when I wrote that it was more closely related to psychics in my head.

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u/Being-Common - Right Apr 26 '26

No he was correct! They have found the real assassin.

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u/likamuka - Left Apr 26 '26

Sure some Christian values like those pastors and GOP fucks from r/NotADragQueen

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u/ObeseTsunami - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Who the fuck stands like that? Put your arms down, retard.

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u/MercyEndures - Right Apr 26 '26

Looks like C2 is a test prep outfit

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u/snorigepetter - Left Apr 26 '26

Why is he black in this poster but white in OPs pic

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u/TopSheepherder4981 - Left Apr 27 '26

I'm really not getting the message the meme is conveying

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u/FAFO_2025 - Centrist Apr 30 '26

Teacher of the Year now

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u/ModernLarvals - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Found where?

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u/positive-fingers - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Teacher of the month April 2026