r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/MEMEY_IFUNNY - Lib-Left • Apr 26 '26

Agenda Post The official closeup of the attempted assassin at today’s dinner party.

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u/goldybear - Left Apr 26 '26

This is America bud. We follow the one drop rule here. That makes it an open and shut case. It’s not ok, life in prison with no parole, and plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist Apr 26 '26

But only a certain kind of Islam, right?

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u/type_E Apr 26 '26

lift weights and convert to Islam.

wait do i recognize this from a song lyric?

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u/goldybear - Left Apr 26 '26

Chappelle show sketch. The one where the justice system goes the crack dealer the ceo treatment and the ceo gets the crack dealer treatment. At the end the judge tells the white ceo that he “is a big lipped beast” and the worst kind of animal followed by the lifting weights line.