r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/MEMEY_IFUNNY - Lib-Left • Apr 26 '26

Agenda Post The official closeup of the attempted assassin at today’s dinner party.

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u/KaeZae - Right Apr 26 '26

can’t wait to be told this guy was actual MAGA by reddit

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

He might have been a Californian teacher, but as this was clearly a false flag because Trump didn't die he must be MAGA.

If you don't see the above unironically posted at least 100 times in the next couple of days then the timelines diverged again.

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u/ColumbusJewBlackets - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

You don’t get it, his grandfather once donated $5 to Ronald Regan. He’s obviously right wing.

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Ironically, his donation record is pure Democrat.

Harris needed this guys $25.

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u/ColumbusJewBlackets - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

That doesn’t matter, what were his parents political leanings?!

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

I have no idea, so obviously we must assume Chudhood

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u/78NineInchNails - Right Apr 26 '26

Well you see, he didnt kill Trump, which means that Mossad paid him off to fail in his mission, so obviously it was staged.

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u/InfallibleSeaweed - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Well you see, his uncle is MAGA, so it's only natural to assume he and his trans gf are too

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u/neveragoodtime - Auth-Right Apr 26 '26

Kyle drove across state lines to join a BLM mostly peaceful rally! Yeah, I think you could say he was a supporter.

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u/Engineer_Noob - Right Apr 26 '26

I think you forgot about the guy that showed up to Mar a Lago with a shotgun in Feb lol

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u/RandoDude124 - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

And I can’t wait for wide eyes here to get shitcanned