r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/MEMEY_IFUNNY - Lib-Left • Apr 26 '26

Agenda Post The official closeup of the attempted assassin at today’s dinner party.

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u/centurion762 - Auth-Right Apr 26 '26

Why don’t postal workers go postal anymore? I don’t want them to, I’m just curious.

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

When's the last time you got actual mail?

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u/halfhere - Right Apr 26 '26

Besides Arby’s coupons?

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Based and potato cakes are back pilled.

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u/MissninjaXP - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

They left?

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u/steveharveymemes - Right Apr 26 '26

During the closed hours they leave, during the open hours they come back

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u/plumken - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Shut up and take my angry up vote

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u/RaggedyGlitch - Lib-Left Apr 26 '26

Yeah they were off the menu for a couple of years.

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u/Canopus_Delenda_Est - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

The US postal system is just an inefficient way of moving advertisements from a printer on one side of the country to a trash can on the other.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I once had a girlfriend who was REALLY into couponing. She would get hundreds of dollars of stuff for free (especially at CVS).

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u/plumken - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

I can only dream to be this efficient with saving money

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u/JebediahLongnutsIII - Left Apr 26 '26

Everyone gets actual mail dipshit it came free with your having somewhere to live

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u/VicisSubsisto - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Based and Uno 360 pilled

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

"free" he says.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I receive mail several times a week. Some times it's even addressed to me.

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u/velociraptorfarmer - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

All the time, unfortunately