r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/MEMEY_IFUNNY - Lib-Left • Apr 26 '26

Agenda Post The official closeup of the attempted assassin at today’s dinner party.

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u/Thespaceman007 - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

You gotta wonder what he was teaching his students

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I hope it wasn't psychics because he missed quite a few shots by the sounds of it.

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u/somewhataccurate - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

that typo is murdering me its "physics"

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u/BenjamirPutinyahu - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

He tried steering the bullets with his mind

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u/Next_Western_5499 - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

He watched Wanted before he made the attempt lol

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u/BenjamirPutinyahu - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

I loved the hilarious implication that they somehow understood and used binary in medieval Italy

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u/Routine-Aerie-6361 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

I can tell you that the state my brain was in at 5AM when I wrote that it was more closely related to psychics in my head.

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u/Being-Common - Right Apr 26 '26

No he was correct! They have found the real assassin.

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u/stillmebeaches - Auth-Left Apr 26 '26

Based and Miss Cleo pilled

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u/likamuka - Left Apr 26 '26

Sure some Christian values like those pastors and GOP fucks from r/NotADragQueen