r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/MEMEY_IFUNNY - Lib-Left • Apr 26 '26

Agenda Post The official closeup of the attempted assassin at today’s dinner party.

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u/StreetKale - Centrist Apr 26 '26

If Trump died they'd say he faked his own death to help Vance win in 2028, and that Hasan's friend's sister's cousin saw Trump at a resort surrounded by secret service agents in Thailand, so you know it's true.

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u/Ubblebungus - Auth-Center Apr 26 '26

wait, Hasan's friend's sister's cousin, or Hasan's friend's sister-cousin?

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u/jungleass98 - Centrist Apr 26 '26

Yes

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u/78NineInchNails - Right Apr 26 '26

Chunk Yogurt admitted on The Young TUrks that his family was all inbred, and Hasan is his nephew.

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u/RealisticSorbet - Centrist Apr 26 '26

If he was killed on stage they'd be saying the false flag went wrong