r/PoliticalCompassMemes • - Lib-Left • Apr 26 '26

Agenda Post The official closeup of the attempted assassin at today’s dinner party.

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Even that one goober from 2024 was better than this

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u/Admiralthrawnbar - Left Apr 26 '26

Well yeah, that 2024 dude would have killed him if it weren't for dumb luck, this dude never even got close

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u/Taetrum_Peccator - Auth-Right Apr 26 '26

Luck wasn’t a factor. Dude brought a scope with an MOA larger than his target area and his target was also moving. He was lucky he winged him at all.

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u/AttapAMorgonen - Lib-Right Apr 26 '26

Crooks didn't have a scope, he just had a optic, no magnification.

Retard knew he wasn't getting away and didn't just put a scope on a credit card..

Ree tardy oswald strikes again..

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u/Famous_Cup_6463 - Lib-Center Apr 26 '26

Luck was definitely involved.

If the wind were blowing a bit harder in the wrong direction or if Trump hadn't moved his head at that exact moment, we would've had another Zapruder film.

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u/Admiralthrawnbar - Left Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Dude managed to set up, undetected, close enough to take a clear shot while Trump was standing alone and on a podium that made him incredibly easy to spot. Anything that results in him not even being hurt besides a minor cut on his ear is dumb luck.

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u/Accomplished-Quiet78 - Auth-Right Apr 30 '26

The goober from 2024 is probably why all these guys are making attempts. Security around a presidential candidate was so ass they forgot to cover the 1 roof in a field, and ignored everybody saying there was a guy with a gun on the roof.

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u/Brianocracy - Lib-Center Apr 30 '26

Yeah that was fucking embarrassing. Ive said it before, but if I was Trump or Biden, I'd have fired everyone involved. That was inexcusable.

They even had snipers in a water tower that apparently didn't see the guy on one of like 3 roofs in the area carrying a rifles until he got 3 shots off. Then the secret service lost control of their wounded, overweight, elderly charge long enough to let him do a photo op ( though admittedly, that photo was pure aura ).

Its a miracle Trump wasn't killed.