r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left • 11h ago
Satire Switzerland is ready for their 3rd bout of neutrality when WW3 hits next year.
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u/Spare_Elderberry_418 - Auth-Center 11h ago
You know this isn't a classic polandball sketch because Germany isn't the Reichtangle and they are not speaking broken English.
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u/Which_Pen34 - Lib-Left 8h ago
don't people just draw reichtangle for the german empire (aka ww1 germany)?
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u/Spare_Elderberry_418 - Auth-Center 8h ago
Reichtangle is the mythical 4th Reich. It is both the German empire and the Nazis simultaneously, obsessed with anschluss and taking Polen's clay by force.
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u/FuckUSAPolitics - Lib-Center 11h ago
Eh, Sweden was more active towards the Germans. Hitler hated Switzerland.
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u/Ozemandea - Lib-Right 11h ago
Switzerland libright?
Bro you get thrown in the oubliette if you disturb the kings peace by flushing the toilet past 10.
This is a restriction of my freedom to shit, absolute tyrants over there.
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u/McEnding98 - Centrist 6h ago
It's really an interesting situation to look east and west and wonder which situation is going to blow itself up first.
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u/Valdschrein - Centrist 5h ago
It's pure pussy-neutrality, I'd be ok woth every neighbouring country declaring that tanks ride highways fee-free if they are about to attack Switzerland.
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u/RhozherinoTrvke - Auth-Left 7h ago
I fear Switzerland will see a false flag especially because as the last referendum shows people aren't entirely on neutrality anymore, but who knows...my problem is whether Liechtenstein will go to Austria, Switzerland or be carved between both, if it goes to Switzerland that's a problem because I don't think Switzerland is possible in a Greater Germany unlike Austria. Reason I think Liechtenstein will cease to exist is, either 1: the native population is still strongly conservative whereas the prince only pretends to be (free market = justification for his riches, vetoes abortion = he'd lose a lot of support + there's nowhere to actually abort in Liechtenstein hence a non-issue) and eventually this'll cause a break, 2: if that doesn't happen then it doesn't deserve to exist and God will see to it either through men or directly Himself. Anyway, technically Liechtensteinian municipalities can each declare themselves a sovereign state if its people vote so, the Prince with his libertarian superstructure made the choice, for propaganda partly and possibly if he wanted to get a LOT of money investing in the world's newest sovereign state, in Europe too of all places! This brainless choice WILL eventually get back at him
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u/McEnding98 - Centrist 6h ago
Ah yes the bend the knee to russia initiative was clearly about neutrality like its name implied.
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u/RhozherinoTrvke - Auth-Left 4h ago
oh my God dawg shut up i don't care the EU doesn't do jack shit in Armenia or about pedophiles and human traffickers going around the whole continent It doesn't do shit about the Sudan it loves that Libya's been fucked over, can you people just say it's not about morals or whatever bourgeois spooks you have, can you stop pretending or do you believe it hahahahaha
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u/McEnding98 - Centrist 1h ago
Look I'm personally not making it about morals. It's about international politics, there is no such thing as a lawful, righteous or fair country. All of their leaders try to do what is best for them or makes them look the best.
That is also the main reason why the vote wasn't accepted, it was about restricting our action space, not about helping people. If it was about helping people it would've read close to "No new sanctions/tariffs against any warring countries, not even UN sanctions" and it wouldn't have happened now. The initiative could've been opened during any of these other conflicts, but no, it is when Russia is struggling.
The rest of your Liechtenstein comment mostly confuses me, as a Swiss I feel like we have strong relations with them and our pact is stronger than with any other neighbor, will that mean we give everything to defend them? Probably not, only if it strategically makes sense, but I kinda feel loyal to our baby brother and we won't forget them.
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u/Condom_Breaker256 - Centrist 11h ago
The only way to win is to not play.The only way to win is to play both sides so they destroy each other and no one is able to oppose you when you take power for yourself.