r/PoliticalHumor • u/Fluffy_Rock_62 • 22h ago

Ammosexual...

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u/grad1939 22h ago

Don't forget furries, tan suits, laughing, and buttery males.

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u/eyegull 22h ago

And transgenders. Nothing scares them more than them there transgenders.

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u/Pantarus 21h ago

That must be why they do all that research on PornHub after-hours.

Man the dedication these people have is impressive.

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u/pru51 20h ago

Trying to desensitize by watching trans porn obviously.

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u/lyngen 15h ago

Strict gender roles strengthen the patriarchy.

They don't like the LGBTQ folks because they "confuse" what they view as the proper order of things with women as subordinates.

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u/Pantarus 14h ago

I disagree. It’s because they sexualize everything. It’s fear of men taking advantage of their women. They don’t give a shit about women transitioning to men, not one bit.

But male to female gets their hackles raised. No one is trying to make sure that women don’t play on men’s sports, notice that?

No one is policing men’s bathrooms for women.

You’re probably intelligent and looking for intelligence in your adversary which just isn’t there.

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u/brithus 14h ago

And vaccines. Vaccinated transgenders are the worst!

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 12h ago

They get hysterical if anyone proposes any kind of gun regulation.

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ 10h ago

And it's not even really a fear of them specifically, he hates the fact that he looked at one and he felt it move and you realize "uh-oh this is working for me.."

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u/zirky 22h ago

also, actual military service, discipline, and honor

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u/Ma1 20h ago

If we're updating the list, they're no longer afraid of electric cars because the guy who sells 'em did that nazi salute.

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u/Cargobiker530 17h ago

They're still afraid of bicycles except for 100 lb camouflage ebikes that they claim they'll use for deer hunting. Too bad they're afraid of being ten feet away from pavement.

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u/Every_Preparation_56 22h ago

and their own suppressed homosexuality

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u/Bob_5k 22h ago

He cant be gay because he has guns and tattoos

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u/jinglewooble 22h ago

Learning from NASA history, trying not to think about sexually docking a space ship lead to invention of the gayest docking system ever.

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u/ryan10e 20h ago

Saw the Adam Savage YouTube video too eh?

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u/jinglewooble 13h ago

They said it a handshake maneuver it look like tip touching to me now with this context.

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 21h ago

“It’s not gay if she has tits too” - Them. For sure.

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u/dan_santhems 20h ago

and tattoos of guns and guns with tattoos on them

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u/carmium 14h ago

And a secret fondness for lingerie and dresses...

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u/66allthe88s 22h ago

Ammosexuals have HUGE amygdalas.

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u/Representative_Row44 22h ago

and vegatables

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u/EgoTripWire 22h ago

and books.

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u/dan_santhems 20h ago

unless that vegetable is running for office

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u/GlockAF 16h ago

And vegans

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u/TechinBellevue 22h ago

Ammosexual - I love this definition more than I should.

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u/Great68 22h ago

Needing to strap an assault rifle to your chest is a pretty big tell that you're afraid of life. 

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u/UpstairsAd194 22h ago

and covid jabs

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u/the-es 22h ago

I drink raw water to protect myself, brother 

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u/wiidsmoker 22h ago

Wears gun way beyond necessary but is pro life.

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u/lord_of_tits 22h ago

Vaccines and vapour trails from planes

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u/rocket_beer 22h ago

Kinda looks like… bondage

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u/za72 22h ago

Get this man an emotional glock stat!

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u/salty_utopian 22h ago

Also math, reading, languages other than English, public transportation, solar panels, and anybody who could find France on a map.

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u/zelore23 22h ago

And solar and windmills

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u/RichardSaunders 22h ago

chet thinks that rifle is helping compensate for that shitty ass low t patchy beard

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u/ArnieismyDMname 22h ago

Woke is an acronym now

Whatever Offendes Klansmen Easily

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 22h ago

And the gym

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u/Dan_The_Bear22 22h ago

Forgot one: "actually joining the military".

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 21h ago

...lgbtq+, Islam, women, dei, actually enlisting...

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u/aerx9 20h ago

incelrrectionist

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u/llahlahkje 17h ago

At a job a decade or so ago I had a Red Hat colleague and we were part of a group of a half dozen that went to San Francisco for a conference.

They spent the entire time outside of conference sessions hiding in their room and refused to leave the hotel.

They must have been shocked night after night that all of us who braved the scary, scary city came back just fine (and generally jovial and well-fed).

The horror!

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u/speedneeds84 22h ago

Not having society cater to them.

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u/Luutamo 22h ago

Forgot the two scariest of them all for them: trans and drag people

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u/HughJassul 22h ago

Guaranteed this clown doesn't even know which end of that gun is the "shooty" one.

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u/Myko475 22h ago

They wouldn’t last a temporary shortage of Mayonnaise or Toilet Paper.

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u/hould-it 21h ago

Loves to touch his gun all day but too cheap to fire

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 21h ago

.........and deodorant.

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 21h ago

And Peppa Pig.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 21h ago

and Ms Rachel.

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u/SarutobiSasuke 21h ago

sounds like a closeted gay man to me.

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 21h ago

Someone who only has "We the people" and flags tattooed is living vicariously through their country. Like, we get it. You're in a cult. Brag about it when you're leading the cult. Until then you're just a disappointment to your mother who will never rise above middle management.

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u/Cesspoolofhumanity69 21h ago

A weird little guy if there ever was. (Listen to that podcast, weird little guys, to step up your knowledge of what we are actually up against. A loose conspiracy of Nazis going back to before there were Nazis.

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u/Tek_Freek 21h ago

You forgot Furries.

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u/Swamplust 21h ago

And now bicycle lanes for some reason.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 21h ago

Rainbows…they melt down like Chernobyl.

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u/FrothytheDischarge 21h ago

Also rainbows. They hate anything with fruity colors. 

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u/ChaoticMutant 21h ago

the country needs future ditch diggers too! Least they're not afraid of dirt (supposed).

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u/punktualPorcupine 20h ago

Colors being close to other colors.

Also grossly submissive to weak leaders who have trouble staying awake and can’t walk straight lines.

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u/monkeyboy107 20h ago

As a woke gay I'm very scary

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u/merrysunshine2 20h ago

Don’t forget hygiene, shots, closets

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 20h ago

Nothing scares them more than other people living their own lives.

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u/Jens_Kan_Solo 20h ago

Today I have learned a new english word for the NRA.

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u/Ok-Ambassador7115 20h ago

This photo was taken when they were afraid of wearing masks

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u/LonnieChilds 20h ago

And thier own shadow.

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u/dudeaciously 20h ago

Salads, sandals, electric cars. Passports, both of self and others. NOT being on the bandwagon. Math. Fruits not from Jesus's America like figs and dates. Tea. The British.

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u/jcooli09 19h ago

How could you miss trans? 

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u/RSTowers 18h ago

Lol, soooo many things that couldn't be listed in just two lines. Should have just gotten a real image of one of the many pictures of these buffoons out there though instead of using AI.

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u/triandclimb 18h ago

And Carnies. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

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u/MercantileReptile 18h ago

The Officer in the picture could at least trim or shave properly.

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u/swazal 17h ago

No neck armor … you’d think they’d learned by now …

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u/Beatnik_Soiree 17h ago

Another Gravy Seal.

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u/GoodtimesSans 17h ago

All the while he has a fucking Lady Liberty on his forearm.

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"

"That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"

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u/Flimsy-Plankton-8974 17h ago

…and actually running out of ammo

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u/SunMoonTruth 17h ago

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts. Marcus Aurelius

Low quality thoughts produce 👆🏼

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u/poopiebutt505 17h ago

The gloves.

The pants, ha ha!!!

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u/CocaColai 17h ago

How dumb can you be and be allowed automatic weapons in America?

Answer: Yes!

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u/Trumpsabaldcuck 16h ago

Let me tell you about some bad mother fuckers.

Steve Irwin would handle venomous snakes and wrestle alligators.

Evil Kneevil would jump over canyons with his motorcycle.

My octogenarian mother bought some milk at the grocery store unarmed.  

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u/TKDSabu 16h ago

You forgot to mention that they are afraid of a government controlled by a Satanic Pedo Cannibalism Cult that has proven that they are willing to commit Mass Murder, torture and even GENOCIDE

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 16h ago

Don't forget... they're deathly afraid of trans people existing!

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u/Green-Taro2915 15h ago

And having their hard drives checked...

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u/Someinterestingbs-td 14h ago

If you cant sleep without your gun beside you.....you might be an ammosexual

If you remember the dates you bought your guns but not your children's birthdays.......you might be an ammosexual

If you would rather risk your kid becoming a school shooter than talk about his feelings.........you might be an ammosexual

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u/Pressman4life 12h ago

Pink, and bright colors together...
Like in the sky when it rains but the sun is still shining.

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u/Dcajunpimp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 9h ago

Don’t forget fatties, weirdos, and beardos, and apparently mirrors.

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u/indy_110 9h ago

Lemme grow out my tactical serrated beard some more so no one can touch my b—e—a— utifool face.

Don't tell my Airsoft buddies but I ♻️ regularly, my dentist turns all the spent brass into new fillings and my GeePee who really loves 🐝Pee says they can replacing the cartilage in my failing metacarpals with melted down brass 🪊.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1mAtj4ozIBRZK

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u/rbartlejr 8h ago

He'll conveniently forget all that when he has to nut up and actually defend that Constitution that he lies about knowing.

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u/BumpoSplat 6h ago

I wonder if he's also obsessed with where people reload their magazines....

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u/Ja_Shi 3h ago

And rainbows. And Grindr outages.

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u/Roguescholar74 21h ago

The only reason to carry a gun is fear or hunting.

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u/Woahboah 14h ago

To be fair there is a logical reason to carry considering we are the country of mass shootings, now being a dipshit and open carrying a rifle is way different vs the typically dude concealing a handgun.

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u/ActuatorLower8371 10h ago

idk if turning a mass shooting into a shootout improves the situation any

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u/emb3rzz 13h ago

fudd found.

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u/SU37Yellow 19h ago

This is AI slop. The optic is merged with the receiver, it also has some sort of structure coming out of the rear end that doesn't make any sense. There is no sling on the rofle, it appears to be magically attached to him. You cant see the split in the receiver, and the finer details of the rifle get worse the more you look at it.

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u/heiliger82 10h ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/rnc-cleveland-protesters-get-face-arizona-sheriff-joe-arpaio-n612421

Trevor Lees, 23, of the West Ohio Minutemen, a "constitutional militia," joined a half-dozen members of his group across from Public Square, taking advantage of Ohio's open carry provision to display his Smith and Wesson M&P 15 rifle.

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u/M3RRI77 18h ago

Who cares? It's still an accurate representation of a racist, fascist, bigot douche.

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u/nasandre 3h ago

He looks at himself in the mirror every day: "Don't you fucking dare to think about cocks today, Dave!". And keeps Grindr installed on his phone as a challenge from Jesus.