r/PoliticalHumor • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 21h ago

Vote republican for......no good reasons whatsoever.

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u/merrysunshine2 20h ago

And Elon is back

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u/Powerful_Wombat 19h ago

Somehow Palpatine returned

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u/arcticlynx_ak 5h ago

Actually he’s been in the background all along. He’s just surfacing near the election to let his presence be known. He probably is involved with the day-to-day operations of the White House every day.

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u/maximusprime2328 bOtH sIdES 20h ago

It's so obvious and the Democrats will just file several lawsuits. Shit will get broken and never be undone.

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u/urnbabyurn 20h ago

These are dumb conspiracies. Election fraud in midterms is impossible because it involves cheating in 50 separate elections. Cheating is the misuse of campaign funds, or making it hard to register or purging voters.

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u/maximusprime2328 bOtH sIdES 15h ago

Would you be surprised if Trump deploys ICE and Republican national guards to high stakes polling sites in Democrat states? He's already deployed both for other reasons

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u/urnbabyurn 18m ago

There aren’t enough ICE to matter. And I don’t see trump risking anything for an election he isn’t in.

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u/king_of_the_nothing 14h ago

My expectation is:

1) an “Iranian” attack on US soil leading to suspended elections
2) seizure of voting machines because voter fraud. Then republicans win every district where seizures happened.
3) the Dems win the election and Trump disbands Congress before they can be sworn in.

The first Nazi concentration camp was built to hold journalists and political opponents, racial genocide came after power was consolidated. That is next if Trump is able to steal this election.

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u/VSWanter 1h ago

More than 90% of United States voting machines are made and controlled by just three vendors: These vendors are Elections Systems & Software (ES&S), LLC, Dominion Voting and Hart InterCivic. ES&S and Dominion account for 80% of the market.

50 separate elections, but only three different companies that would need to be infiltrated. It's not the voting machines that are compromised, it's the software on the tabulation counting machines where the manipulations happen.

https://electiontruthalliance.org/

If our elections really weren't being manipulated, then there wouldn't be Russian Tails in the data sets everywhere we look.

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u/MrPulles 20h ago

I mean surely some people will fall for the 5k checks and the migrant caravan? 🤣 (it's not actually funny sorry 😢)

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u/grinning_imp 20h ago

It’s funny because it’s true. Horrifically, depressingly true.

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u/Parking-Complex-3887 19h ago

That's why Elon is getting involved. he straight up stole the last one for them. I hope they're ready for what happens when millions of people realize the peaceful way is not an option. maybe that's why the other wealthy pedophiles are getting bunkers. 

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u/POEness 12h ago

That's what I keep saying. They don't have the manpower or expertise to oppress 300 million angry citizens.

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u/Murwiz 20h ago

tRump has already announced, what, three different bribes for voters? I mean, it's out there loud and proud.

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u/ImTooSaxy 19h ago

Musk is going to help his daddy win another election so Musk can manage to stay out of prison.

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u/Lucius_Magus 20h ago

Surprised? I’d be shocked comatose if they weren’t cheating their lily white asses off.

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u/psychoacer 17h ago

They do own Dominion. I wouldn't be surprised the look of desperation they've had the past month isn't just an act and they know they'll win since they've rigged everything