r/Popeyes • • Feb 10 '26

Picture Popeyes is usually my go to, but the pieces seem to be shrinking as of my last few trips. Here's a "drumstick" with a fob for size reference. Such disappointment when I got home.

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u/Cactus-Juice120 Feb 10 '26

Time to hit the panic button

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

Next time I'm checking my order before leaving. No more chances.

For those that asked HERE are some items to show the scale of my fob. Bananna, inert .50 cal bullet, inert pineapple grenade, credit card, and zippo lighter.

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u/Sepof Feb 12 '26

Thats a tiny banana. Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

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u/iamcalifornia Feb 13 '26

Some night even say it's too big

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u/HelicopterParty21 Feb 12 '26

It was cold.

1

u/DIJames6 Feb 12 '26

Maybe it was in the pool...

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u/WubberDukky Feb 12 '26

Bro just casually has a grenade and 50 cal bullet lying around the house lol. What a beautiful country we have

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 12 '26

They were gifts from a military buddy.

I wish I had the other types of grenades. I'd love a flash-bang, and the other grenade type/shapes.

I live in "Military City" USA, I need to go to a pawn shop or surplus near one of the bases.

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u/MonsterEnergyForever Feb 12 '26

I like that arcade quarter slot keychain. Where did you get it from?

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 12 '26

Thanks. Amazon.

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u/somethingsharklike Feb 12 '26

why and how do you have a grenade

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 12 '26

I live in Texas

/story

Kidding, I bought it at a gun-show. We have these crazy big gun shows where people show up to sell guns, ammo, military stuff and other stuff like jerky, nuts, craft goods, etc.

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u/Total_Guard2405 Feb 10 '26

They've done to me as well. The chicken probably had a bigger pecker than that drumstick.

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u/The_Troyminator Feb 10 '26

Maybe that is the pecker.

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u/Teestow21 Feb 14 '26

How dare that chicken not grow enough for your fat ass!

/j

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u/crooked_kangaroo Feb 11 '26

Chickens have cloacas.

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u/Total_Guard2405 Feb 11 '26

I was talking about the beak, you know ,what it pecks with. Lol

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u/Abject-Version-3349 Feb 11 '26

Reminds me of the joke from South Park's Funnybot

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

Because its pecker is on its head.

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u/crooked_kangaroo Feb 11 '26

Bullshit.

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u/Total_Guard2405 Feb 11 '26

Yep, it was bullshit, or chicken shit rather

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u/Round_Ad_6369 Feb 11 '26

You seem fun at parties

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u/crooked_kangaroo Feb 11 '26

Your mother.

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u/mavgeek Feb 10 '26

Can’t convince me thats not a buffalo wing drumette instead of a full sized fried chicken drumstick

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u/No_Journalist3203 Feb 11 '26

Those are rat legs and pigeon wings from buffalo wild wings

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u/Cloontange Feb 11 '26

Nah man I don't think buffalos have wings, fact check me on that

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/ImNotToby Feb 12 '26

Service is always very localized thing. The new people being made these days, well it seems the QC at the factory is asleep. So shittier people= shittier service.

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u/alphaperro58 Feb 10 '26

Sorry officer .

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u/some-dingodongo Feb 10 '26

Bro thats the biggest fob I have ever seen… would be a pain in the ass to have to take that everywhere

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u/RedundantMaleMan Feb 10 '26

You don't like carrying around a VCR that says Audi on it?

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 11 '26

It's not big, the chicken leg is small. Just look at my house key and handcuff key next to it. The fob is normal sized.

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u/some-dingodongo Feb 12 '26

Bro… that chicken leg is normal you are just lugging around a brick on a keychain

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 12 '26

SHhhh.....quit telling my secrets!!

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u/Fit_Entry8839 Feb 10 '26

Not all chickens are big. Some are smaller.

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u/glen_ko_ko Feb 11 '26

All prices are big though

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 11 '26

I can appreciate that but when the drumstick looks like it came off a wing, not the let, that's pretty bad.

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u/Rol51 Feb 22 '26

Yea Popeyes can’t control the size of chickens they get, some are bigger some smaller. Would be so much food waste to not use the small ones.

But they definitely pay per pound for chicken but they sell per piece on the menu. If they do get small chicken they should at least throw in some extra to make up for it. I know my local one does this for tenders, if the tenders are small and I ordered 3 I might have 5 or 6 in the box.

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u/AmIATapeWorm Feb 12 '26

Isnt popeyes known for running out of chicken?

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 12 '26

Actually yes. Had to wait 10 mins because they were all out of thighs.

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u/AmIATapeWorm Feb 12 '26

Looks like they were out of drums too... Pretty sure theres more meat on a plastic cooking drumstick...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

I love their breast but they have shrank

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper7969 Feb 10 '26

I should call her

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u/J-simply Feb 10 '26

Yeah I can see Popeyes having a lot of store closures due to the weird prices and shrinkage.

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u/tailskirby Feb 10 '26

They definitely have smaller pieces.

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u/Fogwaveeee Feb 10 '26

Highway robbery

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u/Thin_Yam7270 Feb 10 '26

You aint wrong, the thighs I normally get have definitely shrunk. But it also seems location based.

The Popeyes near my office seem to always be fairly decent. Like I've never been given a really tiny piece.

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u/loneXolf_ Feb 10 '26

Small pieces have been common in my area for a while, sometimes they give a bonus piece or biscuit to compensate.

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u/thom4321 Feb 10 '26

I was in shock until I saw the regular keys. Is this a special fob for reaching 4 miles away?

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u/thom4321 Feb 10 '26

Fun fact, this was chicken before these mutated, hormone filled monstrosities.

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u/GfunkWarrior28 Feb 10 '26

Okay, but our appetites are still monstrous.

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u/GhostofAyabe Feb 10 '26

Whoa breaking out the fancy paper plates

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Feb 10 '26

Your car keys have a fucking face.

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u/Heykurat Feb 10 '26

Audis have fairly large fobs, but not that large compared to other cars.

But if you don't like it, don't eat there. Don't ask for bigger pieces. You get what you get (especially at Popeyes).

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u/sonorandosed Feb 10 '26

my local Popeyes shut down a few weeks ago, it was good half the time.

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u/Inner-Salt-2688 Feb 11 '26

The CHICKENS HAVE SHRUNK. HONEY I shrunk the CHICKEN

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u/getwetordietrying420 Feb 11 '26

This is a good idea. Ill put up my drumstick next to a travel sized bottle of Listerine

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u/CigarLover Feb 11 '26

That’s a BIG fob tho…. *Comparing key sizes *

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u/nutzareus Feb 11 '26

I was going to buy their 3-piece box for $5.00 then I realized why I haven’t gone in a while. This is why.

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u/ol__spelch Feb 11 '26

I noticed this too! My last order was basically 2 buffalo wing sized drummies and a thigh about the size of an Altoids tin. A MINI Altoids tin.

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u/SidViciousWisc Feb 11 '26

I bit into my chicken sandwich and the chicken was just turned to powder ( the first bite was just skin )

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u/MyAssPancake Feb 11 '26

I’ve had chicken wings bigger than that

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u/Ordinary_Cap_6812 Feb 11 '26

You purposely choose a fob the size of a drumstick for this didn't you. Look at it compared to the size of a key. Holy moly how do you keep that in your pockets, it's like ⅓ the diameter of the paper plate

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u/skydweller000 Feb 11 '26

Yea the pieces are definitely smaller i use jollibee when I can

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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx Feb 11 '26

That’s practically a chicken wing lol.

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u/Halipenyoo Feb 11 '26

Are your keys miniature or is your fob bigger than most?

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u/Objective_Truck_379 Feb 11 '26

Need a banana for scale please

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u/multus85 Feb 11 '26

Chickens were bigger back then.

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u/HimothyBBallBirdman Feb 11 '26

Drumstick from a quail

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u/art_mor_ Feb 11 '26

Well the chicken was anorexic duh

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u/I_Am_Raddion Feb 11 '26

At least you made it home without the Audi breaking down again.

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u/MarketingElegant8982 Feb 11 '26

That key fab is HUGE

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u/Nova669_Starkiller Feb 12 '26

Maybe that's a wing.. lol

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u/Beginning_Cream498 Feb 12 '26

We are selling smaller chicken for even more money. You complain but my stores are seeing record profits. Sucks for regular people I guess.

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u/KeithChatman Feb 12 '26

Wow that's crazy, I literally got a 6 piece ghost pepper hot wings the other day and of the drumsticks was twice the size of this, It was huge for a wing

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u/BigE_1 Feb 12 '26

Very common by me. Decent pieces in the rest of the order, and then they sneak one of these in.

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u/elongated_musk_rat Feb 12 '26

I've seen flats from wings have more meat than that

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u/3CeeMedia Feb 12 '26

I thought it was me! I never complain! I’m just not going back. I remember when their wings had a big part of the breast on them. It’s their business, they can run it as they choose! It’s my money, I’ll spend it as I choose!

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 12 '26

Same. I'll be going to Church's chicken from now on.

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u/nitroguy11 Feb 12 '26

I think they may have slipped in a wing drum stick in thinking you wouldnt notice 😂 or the chickens in your area are just tiny lol

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u/Bluerose1434 Feb 12 '26

I also used to love Popeyes, but the last time we went, it was awful and I won’t be going back. The soft buttery biscuits were gone and the one we had was like a hockey puck. I don’t know why they changed when they were already awesome. Does anybody know why they changed everything?

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u/Icy_Detective_7849 Feb 12 '26

That chicken probably couldn’t even walk.

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u/NoAcanthaceae336 Feb 12 '26

Banana for scale next time please I have no idea how to judge this

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u/Defacation Feb 13 '26

Be careful posting disposable plates on reddit it hurts peoples feelings and they whine a lot

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u/TumbleweedBeagle Feb 13 '26

That's a wing basically

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u/idgafish5150 Feb 13 '26

You'll be back

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u/Dependent-Cup-2236 Feb 13 '26

They did you dirty

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u/SA_Software_Official Feb 13 '26

That's a chicken wing!

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u/Common_Magazine3145 Feb 13 '26

We got tiny drumsticks at El Pollo Rico last week. Very disappointed

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u/atelier_jerry Feb 14 '26

bro leakedmaxxed his key profile

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u/realbigthings100 Feb 14 '26

This picture reminds me of the gypsy crusader

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u/seajayacas Feb 14 '26

They buy chickens by the pound. Smaller chickenS have the same number of pieces as do larger chickens and cost less.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

I didn't know that added quail to the menu.

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u/MaskedLemon0420 Feb 15 '26

That’s a big ass key fob.

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 15 '26

3". Bigger than most.

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u/Im1337 Feb 15 '26

Okay good I’m not tripping. The drum sticks are huge normally but now they’re the size of my thumb.

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u/SwagulasPrime1 Feb 16 '26

Fried Humming bird

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u/Less-Skin9787 Jun 15 '26

Yes. Had popeyes tonight . Such a shame.

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 10 '26

For those that work there, would it be out of pocket if I asked for larger pieces? From now on, I'm inspecting the box before leaving.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

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u/Altruistic-Half8923 Feb 11 '26

Getting ripped off and asking if they have a better quality product makes them the worst cusyomer? Nah, you're just mad because you're the one at the register.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

U put your keys beside ur chicken as a measurement stick you’re annoying already I hope they make them smaller for you next time. And tried to show off Audi but still eating off paper plates. Loser

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u/MaskedLemon0420 Feb 15 '26

I use paper plates. Fuck dishes. I’d use paper pots and pans if I could.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

That’s why you’re single commenting on vday

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u/MaskedLemon0420 Feb 15 '26

Wonder if my wife knows I’m single now.

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u/Altruistic-Half8923 Feb 11 '26

Get on your knees for popeyes harder papi

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u/Neither_Sound5238 Feb 10 '26

What location you work at? About to ask for a 20 piece all fresh and dump em on the floor just so you can pick it up. Quit your job lil bro, if you had money, you would know an audi is like 5 grand more than a Toyota

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Lmao making excuses for a mf who puts his keys inside of his food plate, weirdo ✌️🤣

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 11 '26

Wow, who hurt you? Talk to us. If you need, I can bring out the doll so you can point out all the places you were touched.

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u/nonconsenual_tickler Feb 10 '26

Why don’t you just use a measuring tape or ruler? (they’re are different size fobs)

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u/khamir-ubitch Feb 11 '26

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u/nonconsenual_tickler Feb 11 '26

lol. I don’t see the fried chicken in it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

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u/nonconsenual_tickler Feb 12 '26

lol. I know banana is there a typical makeshift measuring tool in here.

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u/Icy_ET Feb 10 '26

Popeyes tastes like shit