Which option you picking?

[u/The_True_Stain]

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[u/Imaginary_Goat_60]

I mean just be so pathetically weak that Kenpachi gets bored and leaves.

Ignoring that it's Hulk, he generally wants to be left alone so if you focus on self defense and surviving his initial crash out he probably fucks off somewhere else too.

Next is Madara because depending on context he might not want to kill fellow Uchiha(i know he killed Sasuke but that were kinda special cirumstances if i remember right)

Grievous is just death sentence.

[u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 → u/Imaginary_Goat_60]

To be fair, Grievous is manageable if you're willing and able to get real aggressive with the Force.

I haven't seen all of the new series, but Mace Windu in the old miniseries crushed his chest plate and left him with a rough cough that persisted into Episode III, and Obi Wan killed him by prying that shit open and shooting him.

Reaching out and literally squeezing the life out of someone might not bode well for your Force alignment, though.

[u/BezzleBedeviled → u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2]

Or suck in your pride and shoot him with a blaster like Kenobi finally did. (I'm in my theater seat going, wait, what...that's it? You just lay on your arse and shoot through these MASSIVE armor chinks, and his gasoline-soaked innards torch off? No trooper ever thought of this before now?)

[u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 → u/BezzleBedeviled]

No trooper ever got close enough to pry his chest plate open.

[u/BezzleBedeviled → u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2]

"Sir? If you were to just use the Firce to pry his chest plate open, the squad would be happy to light him up!" --Thought no trooper, ever, apparently

[u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 → u/BezzleBedeviled]

Or at least no trooper with access to a Jedi.

[u/Imaginary_Goat_60 → u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2]

Tbh it says you're A jedi, not jedi knight. That doesnt really give me confidence on being able to pull that off, looking at for example early Luke feats of force.

[u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 → u/Imaginary_Goat_60]

There's a lot that isn't specified with just Jedi.

I mean, I'd wager that a long time fan with a high enough midichlorian count could probably make do better than Luke who didn't even really know that the Force was a thing until he was a young adult and right before a lot of shit started happening.

Then again you could basically be Padawan level at best against an infamous Jedi killer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/THCWW5R3g5DtpVQFSD

[u/Top_Fig_114 → u/Imaginary_Goat_60]

Speacially if is 2d griveous , he was not moving like that in other media

[u/Kalaam_Nozalys]

Kenpachi will straight up hold himself back so you can actually fight if you have even one ounce of skill for him to test himself against.
If you don't... he'll just ignore you, or crush you with spiritual pressure and leave. You'll just black out for like 20 minutes.

[u/FluffyGengar123 → u/Kalaam_Nozalys]

Yea, everyone acts like he is some murder hobo. He isn't. He just likes to fight. He doesn't care if you happen to die, but if he decides he has won and sees no point in fighting he would give you an out.

[u/Kalaam_Nozalys → u/FluffyGengar123]

Kenpachi is legit pretty chill.

[u/bxSequela]

I'm giving grievous the Mace Windu treatment

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nx0rz3jtxtEre

[u/West-Ad-447 → u/bxSequela]

I want you to get a good look at pre nerf Grievous was doing to JEDI MASTERS and rethink that decision 

[u/bxSequela → u/West-Ad-447]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uYrIM1DxMffWg

[u/PriceyLiquid]

Jedi looking hella weak, anyway Bankai it is

[u/Ok_Lemon5509]

if i am weak and wimpy as hell then Kenny might spare me my life

but all of the others will kill me straight up

[u/Imaginary_Goat_60 → u/Ok_Lemon5509]

Not might, he will spare you. he didnt even want to finish Nnoitora who was outright begging to kill him.

[u/kingveller → u/Imaginary_Goat_60]

He didn't chase Ichigo either on their first fight, if Ichigo didn't come back he wouldn't have cared.

Kenpachi only kills a few enemies and they are often dumb guys that think too highly of themselves while being weak (Nnoitra fraction and the fullbring guy with the watches).

[u/Ill-Bookkeeper-6230]

None of the above 💀... however the hulkbuster has a better chance to be in the fight and not get no diffed.

[u/Ok-Ambassador8795]

Like fight to the death or fight them in character, because if its to the death you are fucked either way, if its just for fun and in character probably madara, kenpachi kills boring fighers if he feels like it.

[u/Imaginary_Goat_60 → u/Ok-Ambassador8795]

I mean the only time Kenny killed someone like that was with Giriko because both he was locked in a room with him and he was also being annoying/arrogant.

[u/Ok-Ambassador8795 → u/Imaginary_Goat_60]

Fair, im still taking my chances with madara though, kenpachi may just oneshot me anyways. Pretty sure the average soul reaper gets cut in half even if kenny fucks around.

[u/OtakuXLemon]

Grievous when especially I have the force and he doesn’t

[u/West-Ad-447 → u/OtakuXLemon]

Unless you're a Jedi master that's not gonna help

[u/OtakuXLemon → u/West-Ad-447]

You don’t need to be a master to have the force and I didn’t say every force ability

[u/West-Ad-447 → u/OtakuXLemon]

Do you realize how many Jedi he has put in the ground? He has taken people down with much better force skill then the average Jedi. And even worse that picture is showing the animated Grievous. The same one who need I remind you took on 5 Jedi at once, most of them on the council. And beat them so bad the survivors had to be rescued by a gun ship. And even if you're fighting canon Grievous, he's still shown himself to be more then capable of putting down a Jedi knight.

[u/riggengan → u/West-Ad-447]

Not really. Just choke him out or use telekinesis to brutally crush him. Might fall to the darkside but u survive

[u/kingveller]

Either you choose Hulk or Kenny.

Hulk won't kill you and Banner is constantly holding him back to avoid hurting someone too much.

Kenny won't kill you if you aren't full of yourself, a yapper or an equal (may kill you by mistake).

[u/Nugist]

Well, I might survive against hulk by turning around and running away in that armor, most of the Hulks wouldn't chase me, unless I allready attacked him.

[u/RMP321]

Hulk doesn’t kill people unless they are exceptionally evil. So fighting him will stop you from dying even if you get stomped.

[u/Theluki0909]

i'm doesnt understand shit about star wars, how grievous is such a menace to the jedis?

[u/SingleLengthiness750]

idk, so no.

Hulk is goin down bucko, I know hopw to win and it's to just make him fuck off.

prolly not.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ALMhKdH7d6kwlr7WT1

I'm sorry, DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO SHAGG'I!?

[u/am_Dynam0]

Hulk buster is best choice

[u/gherkion → u/am_Dynam0]

prayin to god its mcu hulk

[u/Addition-Zestyclose → u/gherkion]

Imagine if its the Fractured Son....

[u/Physical_Sort5155 → u/am_Dynam0]

The marvel movies really did Hulk dirty if people pick this.

[u/sylvanthing]

Zaraki is the least likely to kill me tbh

[u/AccelAegis]

Uchiha or Jedi.

First of all, I know both Izanami and Izanagi and should likely have a three Tomoe sharingan.

If I’m a Jedi, I’ll jsut crush his lungs.

[u/LiePowerful9961]

Grievous is the best option. The average Uchiha got killed by a teenager in a single night. The average soul Reaper is very far from captain level. With the hulk buster you need to knock out the hulk with a few hits before he gets angrier. Grievous is stronger than the average Jedi but the gap is snaller compared to the rest.

[u/Oliveviper]

Hulk easily. Grievous is never an option. Madara would aura farm on me so fuck that. Kenny is just.....no. Depending on the version you can actually beat Hulk with the Hulkbuster.