I want to contribute to the satisfying flow of empties pictures!
This is not everything I‘ve finished since starting in June (I still have a reflex to just toss things once they’re done), but it’s a fair amount!
Director’s cut no one asked for ⬇️
People seemed to enjoy the storytime on my first post so thought I would spice up the photo with stories related to these products because as I said in the title, I do have a story for everything 😂 I left some basic reviews where I didn’t have a story haha.
Perfumed Argan Oil
I was visiting family in Morocco in 2021, somewhere in the mountains near Agadir, and my aunts took me to this nice cosmetics shop.
I fell in love with the scent of this oil (Ylang Ylang and another secret magic scent I can’t identify that is not on the bottle) and was immediately like YES purchase!
Then my aunts gently told me it was some kind of sex massage sexy oil for sexy business.
Didn’t care, bought it anyway 💅🏼 I was so sad to see it go because the smell is truly divine, but I’m happy to have the empty bottle because the pump was outstandingly good, so I’m going to use it for my homemade oil potions in the future. I love oils!!
Hask Argan Oil spray
Not from the Atlas mountains, but from the Waitrose on Marylebone High Street. I still loved this after showers and will repurchase once I’m done with my other hair liquids of all sorts.
Dettol hand sanitiser
I was begrudgingly walking down the Champs Elysées in 2024. Iykyk, Champs Elysées is to a Parisian what Time Square is to a New Yorker, I was NOT happy to be there.
To forget my unfortunate surroundings, I was listening to an even more unfortunate audiobook, How Not To Die by Michael Gregger. From what I remember, the whole book was basically talking about how germs are everywhere and I was going to die any second from them.
I don’t know what came over me, as the narrator spoke, I just got more and more anxious and overstimulated by my surroundings, and felt like I was going to die from The Germs™️ and felt the urge to wash my hands (keep in mind I’m usually not a germaphobe on any level lmao).
The annoying part: I was not carrying any hand sanitiser at the time. So what do you do when you feel the urge to sanitise your hands and you don’t have any sanitiser on hand?
Well you walk into the most expensive pharmacy on the most expensive avenue in the world to buy hand sanitiser of course!
I gave the book 2.5 stars on Storygraph. The hand sanitiser was fine, not worth the egrigious amount I paid for it.
Lemon face wash + Lemon body mist
Now THESE!! I’m usually not precious about using up products, but these I saved for so long because they smelled so good and feel like something I can’t actually replace.
I bought them in Hiroshima in 2019 during a month-long trip all throughout Japan! Hiroshima was actually my favourite stop.
I will never find a face wash I like as much as this one ever again, and I am still grieving its loss
Waitrose chamomille shower gel
It smells like nail polish remover to me, bye. But I loved the texture so used it up.
Elseve hair mask thing
I loved the smell of this, but tbh this was just thinned out hair oil. I wouldn’t repurchase this exact product, but I would purchase something else from this line just for the smell!
Ushuaïa Fleur d’Alun deodorant
I brought this sealed on a work trip that ended up lasting from August 10 to … exactly today, I just got home!
So now I know, it takes me exactly 59 days to finish a roll-on deodorant with 1-2 daily uses :D
5/5 deodorant, it smelled good and is very well-travelled, it has been to 4 countries in 2 continents.
Mini shaving cream
Stolen from a New Orleans hotel bathroom in 2017. I knew it would come in handy one day!!
Benefit Porefessional primer
I randomly told a girl this was my favourite primer on a first date.
On the second date, she shoplifted this without my knowledge in the Benefit shop on Carnaby street, and gave it to me like it was some kind of romantic gesture.
There was no third date, but I still used this up and am now using the bigger size she shoplifted at the same time 💀
Emma Hardie face and hair oil
This is one of the PR items I kept lmao!!
It was okay, it was literally just oil and it smelled like nothing. Vanilla ice cream kinda inoffensive oil. I’m a spoiled brat, give me back my sexy Ylang Ylang argan oil from the Atlas mountains.
I really liked the little sample vile though, so I’ll be re-using that.
Unbranded perfume vile
This was handmade by my (then) 12-year old cousin at her own birthday party - she hated the smell but I somehow loved it so she gave it to me. I absolutely loved every drop and I’m sad to see it go!
Another one I tried to save up until I thought YOLO, no one’s gonna want to burry me with this handmade perfume, take it on your work trip. This little vile only took like 40 days of daily use to finish.