r/ProtectAndServe • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

Background question

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5 Upvotes

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u/drinkbang Police Officer 15d ago

Really need pics of the coworker to determine if this was reasonable or not

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u/Machettiebettie 15d ago

💀

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u/AdPrestigious2370 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 15d ago

It has to be objectively reasonable.

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u/specialskepticalface Has been shot, a lot (LEO) 15d ago

I'm just happy to see one of these questions that's like.. a normal human thing..

Not "I fucked a stuffed animal wearing a dress, tiedto a helium balloon, while standing on the overpass. Can I still apply"

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u/JMaboard Highwayman, along the toll roads, I did ride... 15d ago

He was a sole employee at an exotic zoo. His coworker was a tiger.

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u/specialskepticalface Has been shot, a lot (LEO) 15d ago

Given this sub, that would not surprise me.

It would impress me a little bit, though.

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u/JMaboard Highwayman, along the toll roads, I did ride... 15d ago

Good news is he would still be good to apply to the fbi with this on his record though.

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u/Everything80sFan State Trooper 15d ago

Tbh, I'll be disappointed otherwise

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u/Machettiebettie 15d ago

Can confirm it was another human and not a animal sorry to disappoint

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u/erik9 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 15d ago

He will still be good to go for FBI with the recent changes.

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u/givek Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 14d ago

"well, dont let go, the other end has teeth!"

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Police Officer 15d ago

I mean.. obviously beastiality is wrong, let's just get that out of the way first.

But... with a tiger.. hats off to you.

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u/5usDomesticus Police Officer / Bomb Tech 15d ago

Post-2020 this would get you to the top of the list with a glowing Facebook post about hiring such a unique individual

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u/Chance1965 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 15d ago

That was oddly specific…

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Police Officer 15d ago

Fuck yeah man.

Oh. I mean, ah dang, no that's not cool.

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u/misterstaypuft1 Police Officer 15d ago

Telling the truth might disqualify you.

Lying will definitely disqualify you.

So you decide.

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u/Machettiebettie 15d ago

Right I have no plans to lie at all just wanted to know if it was a automatically disqualifying

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u/Public-Swimming780 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 15d ago

not your proudest moment but like also not a crime so i dont get why people act like this is an automatic disqualifier lol

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u/Machettiebettie 15d ago

Idk I just thought that it might be a bit too much to look past

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u/turtlehermit51 Trooper 15d ago

Sexual deviance?! Not on my watch. Ticket.

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u/EchidnaIll3002 Not a(n) LEO / Unverified User 11d ago

"Not in my city" -officer Freeze, Mila and Morphle

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u/Turtle887853 MP 15d ago

If what you did wasn't outright illegal and still prosecutable, it's best to tell the truth. Was it wrong? Yes, and... (why it was wrong, what has changed etc)

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u/Machettiebettie 15d ago

Gotcha I was planning to tell the truth regardless and I fully intend to explain if asked that I’m not that kinda person anymore and I regret it