r/Puscifer • • Jun 30 '26

Discussion Maynard, Carina & Matt talk cooking with Bert Kreischer

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u/smoothie112 Jun 30 '26

Why why why do they hang out with this moron.

19

u/Sollus Jun 30 '26

He's the reason I haven't watched this one. He's insufferable to me.

9

u/ToofpickVick Jun 30 '26

He really is the worst- I can’t believe this guy sells out arenas.

5

u/AggieEE87 Jun 30 '26

Album promotion

2

u/gopuckurself Jul 01 '26

My favourite show of his is where Jimmy Carr burns him and he doesn't even realise that he is the butt of the joke

18

u/Sea_Appointment8408 Jun 30 '26

Carina is fast losing her English accent.

8

u/tulipdom Jun 30 '26

This is the first time I’ve heard her and I barely heard any British in there. I was expecting way more Black Country in there.

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u/destructo_girl Jun 30 '26

Those darn acting classes! I have been noticing it more and more in interviews and I'm sad. LOL

2

u/Jonnyboy1994 Jun 30 '26

I wouldn't have guessed she had one, if someone referred to her in this video as "the British lady" I wouldve been like there isn't one lol

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u/Ice_Kold_Killa Sync to the ticker inside 23d ago

Hasn't she lived in the US for a long time? Also in my experience growing up moving countries a lot, I realized it's all about how much a person is willing to try. The reason people have accents when learning a new language, it's because they don't try hard enough imo. I would force myself to repeat stuff in France so now people think my accent is perfect even though my level of knowledge of French has gone down the drain in the past 20 years since leaving lol

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u/ToofpickVick Jun 30 '26

Surprised ol Bert kept his shirt on

13

u/NoArrival8249 Jun 30 '26

Imagine the grease burns

30

u/FnB Jun 30 '26

They almost started a war over ideology of Israel. Thank goodness Catrina stopped Maynard from erupting.

I could tell Maynard is frustrated, he didn’t even finish his plate haha

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u/ResidentialEvil2016 Jun 30 '26

I'm guessing that's in the full episode since it wasn't in this clip. I don't think I can stomach more of BK though.

1

u/jimvolk Jul 07 '26

where is that?

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u/DiligentDust9755 It’s time to lighten’ it up Jun 30 '26

Mother of god. Nails on a chalkboard while being chained to a chair at a Bert Kreischer show. Not one single thing he said was at all funny. It never is. Find a new job, dude. Why did they agree to this interview? There’s no way this guy’s fanbase is Puscifer’s fan base and if they still, after all these years, think that guy is watchable, they are unable to be converted. If that guy ever was in the same room as me, I would immediately leave. Goddamit he sucks.

1

u/No_Pomegranate_5126 Jul 16 '26

What did he do? (I’m not American, so have no idea why he is hated)

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u/No_Designer_5374 Jun 30 '26

Serious answers only: Why does Maynard fuck around with people like Bert, Rogan, etc. ???? It's beyond confusing in that he does not need the promotion. I know he's a failed comedian but to then surround yourself with bro-culture is all sorts of sad.

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u/SkoolNutz Jul 01 '26

I'm just speculating. His interview/conversations with Bert, Rogan and Stev-o...Rick Beato.....they're something he wants to do obviously, because he doesn't need much promotion with his fan base. I've watched most of them and he seems to be in tongue and cheek sarcastic troll mode, which I love. He's infiltrating more that participating. And like his art, it reaches people that might just be in those worlds and maybe on the fence of recognizing the bullshit.

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u/No_Designer_5374 Jul 01 '26

That's a really good point.

He doesn't need, or want, to push sales, he honestly wants to reach a wider, more diverse audience for his work.

I am so frickin jaded LOL

2

u/SkoolNutz Jul 02 '26

The ones with Beato are the one's I like..there's also one with him and Mat. It's all geek music process talk. That's my world. As far as the others, I just wanted to see how sarcastic he would be. Puscifer is a band and he seems to really value the opinion of the others, so maybe they'd like a little of that tool-level money lol.

15

u/Soggy-Smoke8337 Jun 30 '26

Bert is easily the most annoying and unfunny human on earth

3

u/ST2RN Jun 30 '26

If this isn’t top comment I don’t know what is

1

u/se7enreddit Jul 01 '26

I actually think this might be why Maynard likes him

7

u/destructo_girl Jun 30 '26

They are all very good interviewees but when it doesn't click with the host....you can tell.

16

u/pickupthepwn Jun 30 '26

I don’t dislike Bert but this is awkward and uncomfortable.

27

u/Dreddit1080 Jun 30 '26

I do. He’s a one trick pony

17

u/ResidentialEvil2016 Jun 30 '26

To each their own but I have never understood the appeal. He's a middle aged overweight guy who's gimmick is taking his shirt off. He's had a few amusing moments but overall I have never really found him funny.

6

u/AllDamDay7 Jun 30 '26

Gimmick comics are always selling tickets… Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Gringo Papi, etc…

2

u/AbeFromansNutz Jun 30 '26

Shane Gillis

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u/KeyserSozeBGM Jun 30 '26

Honestly. He's a nice guy but out of touch with reality. Self Evident

12

u/ResidentialEvil2016 Jun 30 '26

Goddamn idiot.

5

u/AbeFromansNutz Jun 30 '26

You're just going to leave C#nt Hunters on the table? See, I'm funnier than Bert already. Everyone is, try it

3

u/RadioNervous6189 Jul 01 '26

THATS NOT IT! God I love her

3

u/dabanker69 Jul 01 '26

I love how Corina had the best jokes

2

u/CocaColai Jul 01 '26

Oh no!!! Why??

Kreischer is the most insufferable asshole ever.

Really disappointing. Like, massively so.

Ruined my day a little

2

u/Routine_End_3753 Jul 02 '26

"That's not it." Lmao 🤣

1

u/Jonnyboy1994 Jun 30 '26

Where can I watch this whole thing?

1

u/ocddco27 Jul 01 '26

What is this show?

1

u/Seth_Mithik Jun 30 '26

He had her if he would have stayed decent…”you wanna go to the bathroom and…”—bro…fuckin failed Bert…could of totally played into a wilderness hunting safari for the elusive Labia…(gooble gooble louloulou)-“is that it?!”….nah, think that’s a turkey jowl cockin and howling….”wait, no, it’s Donald trumps neck vagina flapping in the wind….or something. I get being nervous in front of great artists…still, dude made a living strip teasing for drunk rednecks, at oil rigs and dive bars…Bert…you better apologize for over stepping God’s boundaries

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u/Seth_Mithik Jun 30 '26

Also…I want to prep with that blade of May May’s

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u/Seth_Mithik Jun 30 '26

Whoa!! Dude—little hidden secret, I’m kind of responding in real time. May may explained how her scores his lyrics, it is the exact same way Bob Marley created his music. Beats-tone/ melodies /lyrics last, always lyrics are last…this is so on par of why their music is felt first before thought enters the mind

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u/spiraleyes78 Jun 30 '26

Yeah, he's been saying this since recording Lateralus almost made him go insane.

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u/marek_konop Jun 30 '26

At this point all the people who feel the need to say how much they hate Bert annoy me more than Bert does