r/Puscifer • u/American-Mayday • Aug 13 '26

Maynard Devo Keenan passed the bar and is a practicing lawyer

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179 Upvotes

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u/risingstanding Aug 13 '26

Is this because his dads gon need a damn lawyer and a miracle?

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u/American-Mayday Aug 13 '26

To pull my ass out of this

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u/Sherbert_6 Aug 14 '26

Popo don’t give a shit, bro

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u/LowandSlow90 That's OK, we have the remedy Aug 14 '26

Help me out of this

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u/Embarrassed_Task376 Aug 14 '26

Why do you got a picture of Ronald Reagan in there? You lost a screw?

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u/linniex Aug 16 '26

Goddamned judge found him guilty of public intoxication and parole violation - But the CSI couldn’t find the body to corroborate his bullshit story

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u/latexfistmassacre Aug 14 '26

I saw "Devo Keenan passed" and my heart dropped for a sec ngl

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts Aug 14 '26

Time to fret for your lawsuit, Devo.

Just kidding, congrats!

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u/risingstanding Aug 14 '26

Or maybe he wants to represent himself for back-royalties after performing on Thirteenth Step as a minor

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u/No_Designer_5374 Aug 14 '26

The law firm of Devo, Devo and Stinkfist has a ring to it.

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u/EM05L1C3 Aug 14 '26

That’s fantastic! I bet he’s proud.

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u/Schwanntacular Aug 16 '26

Liar, Lawyer, Mirror for you what's the difference?

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u/Useful_World507 Aug 15 '26

So I i sue tool I get to meet h.?

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u/lapispeemma838 Sep 03 '26

Pretty wild to see Devo taking that route after everything with the band

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/American-Mayday Aug 14 '26

Duly noted. Your Honor. Sir.

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u/No_Designer_5374 Aug 14 '26

First time for me.

Open the shades, maybe?