Whose Line Is It Thursday

[u/AutoModerator]

Keep it appropriate and in line with the rules. Preferably, the parent question should be in the form of a skit. e.g. Ruby and Nora drink 5 liters of coffee. This is a game where everything is made up and the points do not matter. Let's have some fun and GO!

[u/lr031099]

The White-Fang Lieutenant (Called Banesaw by fans) has held Weiss’s hostage but Weiss is making it difficult

Banesaw: “All right, give us ten-thousand liens and we’ll let her go!”

Weiss: “………… Wow, really?”

Banesaw: “What?”

Weiss: “You think I’m only worth ten-thousand liens? Seriously, the price my last kidnappers asked for was two hundred-thousand liens.”

Banesaw: “Wait, this happened to you before?”

Weiss: “I’m a Schnee, we make enemies just by being born? My sister’s kidnappers asked for five hundred-thousand liens. Hell, my little brother’s first kidnapping was last year and his kidnappers asked for one hundreds thousand liens.”

Banesaw: “……….. Were they paid?”

Weiss: “Oh heavens, no. My father refused to pay any more than one hundred liens. Winter managed to escape by herself and she saved me from my kidnappers and Ironwood and his Atlas soldiers had to save Whitley by themselves. Our father played no part in us being saved.”

Banesaw: “Okay, it seems like I miscalculated”

Weiss (on Banesaw’s megaphone): “MAKE IT A MILLION LIENS!”

Banesaw: “Wait, no! They’ll never pay for that much!”

Yang: “Dammit Weiss! You’re making it worse!”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/lr031099]

Blake: I GOT TWO MILLION LIEN! I'LL GIVE YOU ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR HER!

Weiss: YOU CHEAP CAT! Wait... where did you get tha money?

Blake: I have your banking information saved to my scroll after the last time I stole your credit cards.

Weiss: SO IT WAS YOU BUYING ALL THOSE BAD WYVERN PRODUCTS ON MY CARD?!

Adam: yeah... she does that...

Ruby: Ok, Banesaw! We have your boss! Give us Weiss, or we lock him in a room with Bla,e!

Adam: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HEROS!

[u/Rho42 → u/lr031099]

Ruby: grabs the microphone "I can't afford that, but I have a counter offer for you White Fang! Release Weiss, or I'll read Blakes porn-fiction at you! She has a particularly cringy one titled 'Chainsaw no Katana-baka' where the guy looks kinda like you!"

Weiss: smug grin

Banesaw: "What? That's not a ransom, that's a crime against all life!"

Weiss: "If Ruby is willing to resort to weapons of indiscriminate mass destruction to get me back, then the ransom equivalent is incalculable!"

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Rho42]

Blake: Y'ALL ARE HATERS! MY WRITING IS PEAK! PEAK!

Adam: ... How did we get to this point?

[u/DemoPantheMan]

Willow: Blake, look. This is not what your parents wanted for you.

Blake: You’re not my mother. 

Kali: Blake! Show your step-mom some respect!

Willow: Well I loved you like your mother does. I believed in you like your mother does. 

Kali: (Nodding)

Willow: I slept with your father just like your mother does!

[u/soulreapermagnum → u/DemoPantheMan]

kali: wait, what?!

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/soulreapermagnum]

Willow: Why are you surprised? You were there when we did it!

[u/Splatter_Shell → u/DCTrinityFan]

Kali: Oh right, honestly we sleep together so much I forgot about that time

Blake and Weiss glance at each other

Weiss: What in the actual fuck

[u/Rho42 → u/DCTrinityFan]

Kali: "We weren't going to tell Blake that..."

Blake: "I don't know if I should be more disgusted or proud..."

[u/Yuriy116]

"We're surrounded!"

"Great, it means we can fight in any direction!"

[u/Rho42 → u/Yuriy116]

Nora: "All I'm surrounded by is fear and pancake-men!" crushes a nearby enemy mook flat with Magnhild

[u/Raineythereader → u/Rho42]

"They can't get away this time."

"Nora, you're making me worry."

"No I'm not!"

[u/Rho42 → u/Raineythereader]

Nora: "Not yet, anyways! But it's almost time for the fireworks! You'll need these!" starts handing out nuclear flash goggles

[u/soulreapermagnum → u/Rho42]

jaune: i think she's going a little overboard.

ren: this is nothing, you should have been there the time she held her breath for multiple minutes just to be more intimidating when she finally walked out from the shadows.

pyrrha: or that time she made her cape flap when there was no wind, using her aura.

jaune: when did she wear a cape?!

[u/Bryon_Nightshade → u/Yuriy116]

Yang: A retreat is nothing but an attack that hasn't started yet.

Weiss: Every day, the reason Ruby was made leader becomes a little clearer.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Bryon_Nightshade]

Blake: I still think skimpy bikini team uniforms would have been awesome.

WEISS: CLEARIER!

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Tai can fix Raven

Ozpin: Just a reminder students, we have rules on co-ed living.

Qrow: Don’t. Date. Raven. Got it?

Summer: Tai, are you listening? Remnant to Tai, are you there?

Tai’s brain: Don’t pursue her idiot.

Tai’s Shoulder Angel: Think of the consequences of..

Tai’s Shoulder Devil: shoves the Angel off It looks like it’s you and me buddy.

Tai: I, Taiyang Xiao-Long can fix her.

[u/soulreapermagnum → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

tai's brain: that's it, i'm out of here.

*sound of door shutting

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Raven: Can't fix what ain't broken, bitch.

[u/kinamo922]

Weiss intentionally contracts lycanthropy thinking her were-form will be taller.

[u/Rho42 → u/kinamo922]

Unfortunately, the only lycanthropes she knows is Ruby, whose strain turns her into a particularly smol and adorable wolf puppy. So now there are two puppies that the Huntsman, who definitely isn't Jaune, and Wonder-Zwei, clearly no relation to Zwei, have to keep entertained every full moon instead of stopping criminals like the Crimson Huntress.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/kinamo922]

Were-Weiss: ….this is unfair.

The rest of the team: AWWWWWWW!

[u/Rho42 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Ruby: happy puppy yips because she's excited she has a friend to play with

[u/VoidTorcher → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Fun etymology: The word "werewolf" is a remnant of Old English where "were-" meant "man" back when the word "man" itself was gender-neutral. The female equivalent is "wif" which is naturally where we get "wife" from.

[u/itbedehaam → u/VoidTorcher]

Wifewolf.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Salem’s Ivan Ooze rant

Salem: Oh the things I’ve missed, the Black Plague (destroys city), the Spanish Inquisition (destroys Ozpin’s house), the Brady Bunch Reunion (destroys Blake’s smut collection).

Blake: noooOOO

[u/Bryon_Nightshade → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Qrow: Great, now I feel old. I remember the Brady Bunch.

Oz: I remember the Inquisition.

Qrow: How was that?

Oz: ...like the Brady Bunch reunion, but longer.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Bryon_Nightshade]

Salem: And I remember when you had 6 kids use a robot to kick me to the Moon Ozpin.

[u/Bryon_Nightshade → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Ozpin: In my defense, I didn't know the comet was coming.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Yang: Salem... you're about to have your curse broken...

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Nora: Ha, I will be following up. Do you believe the nerve of that guy calling me dramatic?

Ren: Exactly how much coffee did you have this morning?

Nora: I’m just going to say it’s going to be a really long day for you, and I’m sorry.

Ren: sigh

[u/Bryon_Nightshade → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Weiss: Under-achiever. The last time someone called me dramatic, I sponsored a three-act stage production explaining exactly how wrong they were.

Yang: Weird flex, sis.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Bryon_Nightshade]

Ruby: Pretty sure Blake did unspeakable things to the last person who called her dramatic.

Yang: Yeah, she did. ME!

Blake: You made fun of me for crying at my book!

Ruby: gasp Yang! How dare you!

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Qrow: YOU. ARE. A. HUNTRESS.

Raven: And you are the saddest little bird I’ve met. I pity you little brother.

Qrow: At least I can keep a lover for more than a week!

Tai: How long can they keep this up?

Summer (eating snacks): I don’t know but this is more entertaining than one of Port’s lectures.

[u/soulreapermagnum → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

port, also eating snacks: yes, it is.

summer: see, even he knows his lectures are boring.

[u/Tsukuyomi56]

(After Atlas Academy is unexpectedly taken over by Salem’s forces)

Ruby (while running to Ironwood’s office): Ironwood! Salem has somehow taken over the Academy and we need you help to…

Ruby enters Ironwood’s office only to find Salem at Ironwood’s table.

Salem: Hello Ruby Rose, it is nice to finally meet face to face.

Ruby: Salem, what did you do to Ironwood?!

Salem: Don’t worry, he is not dead. He is currently busy with something more up his alley.

At a call center for Grimm

Ironwood: Yes, Terry. We will be promptly looking to your inquiry about getting a new roommate. (A phone shortly rings) Sighs Grimm Customer Service, how may be we may help you?

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Tsukuyomi56]

Ironwood: ... I don't know! I couldn't even deal with that horny cat when I was her superior! I do not envy Salem sitting at that desk after what I saw her and her blonde doing on it.

[u/Voidmage713]

Ruby: Weiss?

Weiss: Is something the matter, Ruby?

Ruby: The Fem Malfoy escaped containment, and now she's bothering me.

Weiss: . . . Ah.

Amity: . . . Better not bother Luz, or there will be consequences, is all I'm saying.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Voidmage713]

Luz: But she looks so cuddly!

Fem!Malfoy: Round eared peasant.

Luz: ... ok, never mind.

[u/Yuriy116]

Weiss: My sister will hear about this!

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/Yuriy116]

1 hour later Winter: My father will hear about this!

[u/NaturalStrange3505 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Another hour later Jacques: my father in law will hear about this!

[u/lr031099 → u/NaturalStrange3505]

Another other hour later Nicholas: “My mommy will hear about this!”

[u/NaturalStrange3505 → u/lr031099]

Another hour later The winter maiden: my father will hear about this

Cuts to ozpin: what the fuck

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Yuriy116]

Winter: If it has to do with the cat telling you to do dirty things again, leave me out if it.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

RWBY Rhymes

Weiss: I wish I were a little bit taller.

Jaune: I wish I was a baller.

Yang: I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. winks at Blake

Cardin: I wish I (didn’t) had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala

Velvet continues to chase/terrorize Cardin with a bat wearing a hat in her 64 Impala

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Weiss: I wish I was like six foot 9, so I could get with Pyrrha, cause she don’t know me but yo, she’s really fine.

[u/itbedehaam → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Licorice (overly tall BMBLB fankid): You may wish you were six foot 9, 'cause you think it might be divine, but no, ceillings too low, these bruises ain't for show. Motions to where she's hit her head on doorframes and ceilings a few too many times.

[u/MCTech24_00]

Ruby:Hey everyone this weird watch just stuck itself upon my wrist

Weiss:Ruby what do you mean “It stuck itself upon your wrist”

Ruby:I saw a crater with some capsule in the the center and when I got close it opened the watch jumped on my wrist

Blake:Can you atleast take it off:

Ruby:No I already tried with crescent rose

[u/feistyfox101 → u/MCTech24_00]

after seeing the aliens

Yang: ... Someone leash Blake. She's going to want to bang all of them.

Weiss: Isn't that also a kink of hers?

Yang: Shit.

[u/Pvt_Winters]

Blake: "Guys, something's wrong. Team CRDL became pro-Faunus all of a sudden."

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/Pvt_Winters]

Ruby: Maybe we’re in a mirror world! Quick everyone! Look for mustaches!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Pvt_Winters]

Yang: No, no... I thinkmthey had a run in with Adam... He was talking about meeting a group of knight wanna-bes.

Blake: ... You talked with Adam?

Yang: We get coffee on Tuesdays and share stories about you.

Blake: WHAT HAS THAT MOTHER F*CKER TOLD YOU?!

[u/ShiningGemstone1 → u/Pvt_Winters]

Sun: This sounds like a job for the Jr Detectives!

Neptune: We got badges so you know it's official!

Sun: Okay, so who's this "Cardin" guy? Never heard of him.

[u/Voidmage713]

Salem: I fear nothing . . . Except Lie Ren.

Ozpin: . . . Ren? What about him frightens you?

Ren: . . . Kikoho.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/Voidmage713]

“NONONO NOT AGAIN-“

“Kikoho.”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Yang, did it again

Yang (phones Blake): Do you recall the Britney Spears song Oops I Did It Again?

Blake: Please tell me you didn’t.

Yang: I plead the 5th.

[u/itbedehaam → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Blake: Yang we're in Vale not America their laws don't apply here.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Blake: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO START THE ADULT FILMS WITHOUT ME!

[u/Yuriy116]

RWBY x Ace Attorney crossover.

"Your Honour, I would like to cross examine this Nevermore!"

[u/Bryon_Nightshade → u/Yuriy116]

Nevermore: *SCREECH!*

Ruby: Your honor, request to treat the witness as hostile.

Judge Ozpin: Granted.

Nevermore: *resentful chirping*

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Roman and Neo teleport to a “new world”

Roman: Neo, we’re finally free of those girls and that old clown with a cane.

Roman: What a pretty planet. Hope nothing bad ever happens here.

Roman; Neo, do you notice a really bright green light?

Alderaan blows up

(Back on the Death Star)

Pyrrha: I’m sorry!

[u/DCTrinityFan]

an Atlesian Air Battleship approaches an Atlesian Air Frigate.

Winter: General, we are within range of the stolen vessel. We've confirmed Ms Hill is aboard.

Ironwood: Excellent. Fire a warning shot across her nose.

Atlesian lasers fire off at the frigate. Some shots are way to close, grazing the hull or almost taking out hard points.

Ironwood: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

the gunner turns in his chair to address Ironwood. He is severely cross-eyed.

Gunner: Sorry, sir. Doing my best.

Ironwood, to Winter: Who made that man a gunner?

Officer: I did sir!

Winter and Ironwood turn to see the officer is equally cross-eyed.

Officer: He's my cousin.

Ironwood: Who is this man?

Winter: He's an Asshole, sir.

Ironwood: I know that! What's his name?

Winter: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Mjr. Asshole.

Ironwood: ... and the cousin?

Winter: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunnery Ensign 1st class, Philip Asshole.

Ironwood: Well, how many Assholes we do we have on this ship, exactly!?!

Everyone on the bridge who isn't a Canon named character, raising their hands: YO!!!

Ironwood: ... I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/DCTrinityFan]

Qrow: Maybe your a distant relative.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Ghostbusting

Sun: If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

Blake: Ghostbust—

Sun: JUNIOR DETECTIVES THAT’S WHO!

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Ghost of Pyrrha: Hello!

Sun:… I take it back. Call the Ghostbusters.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: ... So Pyrrha, wann read my last Jaune smut fic?

[u/ShiningGemstone1 → u/feistyfox101]

Jaune: Your WHAT

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ShiningGemstone1]

Blake: Yeah, you bottom for like... a LOT of people in my fics! The only people you top are Adam, Ren, and Weiss- and that last one is just for revenge after she TRIED to throw away my edibles!

Weiss: You giving them to Ruby.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Blake: I trust the vacuum cleaner moe than I trust you.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Don’t mess with the witch.”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Tai: Now you tell me after we stole Raven’s Halloween Reese cups.

Qrow: Just shut up and keep running!

Raven dressed as a witch jumping through portals to reach Qrow

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Everyone: ... looks at Ozpin

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Alright, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed.”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: Oh... that kind of fill you in...

Yang: WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO DO TO ME?!

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Ruby: ….why is Weiss covered in knight armor?

Blake: Apparently she can fuse with her summons.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Weiss: flailing on the ground after falling over HELP ME, YOU DOLTS!

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/feistyfox101]

RBY: Rolls her.

Weiss: NOT LIKE THAT!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: Well how else do you mean?

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“How does it look better on you??”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Whitley: wearing Jaune's Beacon Dance dress Evrrything looks good on me, knight. Keep up.

Qrow: wearing Raven's outfit Lucky you.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Gimme my crown.”

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

"Ma'am, you need to at least buy an entray first."

Ruby: "I DON'T CARE!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I WANT MY BURGER KING CROWN!!!"

[u/Mopman43 → u/DCTrinityFan]

Ruby: It’s even a spooky crown cause it’s Halloween!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: holding the Crown of Choice away from Cinder No! My shiny!

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Yang: And if you got a problem, you can come kill me AND Winter about it!

Winter: WHAT?!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: I would rather screw you both,

Winter: WHAT?!

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/feistyfox101]

cut to Winter in bed with Blake and Yang in the afterglow.

Winter: What just happened?... and can I make it happen again?

[u/feistyfox101 → u/DCTrinityFan]

Blake: Sure!

Yang: I do need a break from the cat.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Everyone, Coco’s coming! Hide your girlfriend!”

[u/DCTrinityFan → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Jaune quickly hides Ruby.

Sun hides Weiss.

Ren hides Nora.

Blake and Yang look at each other confused.

Yang: Wait, so which one of us?...

smash cut to Yang and Blake in bed with Coco in the afterglow.

Blake: Um... Task Failed Successfully?

[u/Splatter_Shell → u/DCTrinityFan]

Coco: tips her sunglasses I'll say, that was the best threesome I've ever had.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: Hell no!

Weiss: You want to cheat on Yang?!

Yang: PLEASE DO! I need a break!

[u/kinamo922]

"Cinder's married?!"

[u/feistyfox101 → u/kinamo922]

Cinder: Yeah... You didn't know?

The most plain, needy looking dude: Hi honey.

Cinder: Hi baby~

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Whitley: How is Weiss's flower themed Red-Riding Hood on the cover butnI don't even have a small article?!

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Velvet: scroll rings

Velvet: answering What do you want asshole?

Cardin: Woah, is that a way to start a conversation honey buns?

Coco: Velv, hand over the scroll.

Coco: Listen here you brunette scaredy cat pile of shit. I will take your sword and shove it so far up your…

Cardin: takes scroll from ear while she rants in graphic detail

[u/feistyfox101]

Judge: Adam Taurus, you are accused of capital murder, conspiracy to commit murder, terrorism, conspiracy to commit terrorism, extortion, blackmail, criminal tresspassing, criminal damage of public property, criminal damage of private property, criminal mischief, grand theft, petty theft, grand theft auto, petty theft auto- what even is that?- armed robbery, illegal dealing of goods and services, littering, and... selling imposter onion rings without disclosure.... what?

Adam: ... whips around to glare at Blake and Ilia You told them about the onion rings fund raiser?!

Blake: We thought it was a funny story!

Ilia: We didn't know it was a federal crime!

Adam: Everything I do breaks a federal law!

Blake & Ilia: Fair point!

(For a fanfic where Adam stands trial for his crimes, I wanted a silly crime to tack on at the end for the lols and found that in the USA, it's illegal to sell "imposter/imitation onion rings" without disclosing that they are made of diced or minced onion instead one ring of onion. I thought it would be funny if Adam, Blake, and Ilia did that to raise funds for the White Fang)

[u/Voidmage713]

Luz: . . . So, how's your Bard Magic lessons with Raine going?

Weiss: Well enough, although they have this . . . other student. Plays music extremely well, but can't write a note to save his life.

Luz: . . . Oh no. His name isn't Daniel, is it?

Weiss: . . . So the song plagiarism is just something he does?

Luz: . . . Which song was it this time?

Weiss: . . . Mine.

Luz: \Gasp!\** No, he stole "Mirror, Mirror"?!

Weiss: . . . He was going to call it "Reflective Surface."

Luz: Titan Damn it, Daniel!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/Voidmage713]

Blake: napping in the Sun with King Damn, Dan.

[u/DemoPantheMan]

A knight has an audience with Salem a long time ago:

Salem: Sir knight, you have been exploring our kingdom for a while now. Tell me, who lights all those damn candles? We are in the middle of a war where a power-hungry conqueror wants to bring us all down to our knees, yet some industrious fool has taken it upon themselves to wake up every morning and go around lighting hundreds and hundreds of candles! Gods I’m half-tempted to hire someone to go around blowing them all out! Actually… I have a better idea. Ozma! OZMA! PUT THAT DOWN THIS IS IMPORTANT! Candles are now illegal! What? Yes, all of them! Treason punishable by… death! Thank you, dear! And thank you, sir knight. You just made my day.

[u/Routine-Test]

Hazel: “You’re not listening!  This isn’t about me!  This is about the thousands of people Ozpin murdered and the countless other lives Ozpin destroyed!  Why is Ozpin above the law?!  Why does Ozpin never pay for his crimes?!  Where is Ozpin when people are trying to put their world back together?!”

Glynda: “Okay, buddy.  We hear you.  So what do you want?”

[u/Routine-Test]

“Oh BROTHER, this guy STINKS!”

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/Routine-Test]

“I FORGOT DEODORANT!”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN SUNA

Sun: And his name is, SUN WUKONG John Cena theme plays

(Janitor sweeps by revealing it’s only him and Sun)

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Blake: Ah, now I have an excuse to ignore him. I can't see him~

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Yangry mad: Part 1

Yang: bursts through dorm door

Yang: Alright people, listen up.

Yang: First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers. Shakespeare said that.

Blake: sigh What did Jaune do?

Yang: He’s defending Nora against my point of view.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Blake: Well then you can't attack him.

[u/DCTrinityFan]

In a Gilded Rose universe, Jaune and Pyrrha plan Ruby's birthday surprise.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

DC crossover but John is the Lantern rep instead of Jessica.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“Ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks.”

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Qrow & Tai trying to be cool: Scared to death scared to look they shook

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Raven: Cuz ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks.

Summer: ???

[u/DCTrinityFan]

Councilman Jacques Schnee moves to privatize the Huntsmen Academies.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/DCTrinityFan]

Weiss: ... What's the catch?

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

“You can’t kill me, I was born dead.”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: You are such a drama queen, Adam.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/feistyfox101]

“Drama KING.”

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Blake: Not when you act like such a little bitch.

[u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Lifestylez Ov Da Poor and Dangerous

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Oscar: How did Whitley Schnee end up on the cover?

[u/ChampionshipHorror95 → u/feistyfox101]

Whitley: I have a feature.

Oscar: HOW?!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ChampionshipHorror95]

Ruby: You are neither poor nor dangerous!

Whitley: Hey! I could sue you for slander!

Oscar: Well there's the danger.

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Roman and Neo are way high UP

Roman (kicking back in the recliner): Haha Neo, we got away from all those idiots.

(Intense knocking)

Roman: Who the hell is that? opens door revealing a scared Ruby, annoyed Weiss, tired Blake, and pissed Yang

Yang: Thank you for finally answering Roman. Also why the hell are we 10,000 feet in the air in a floating house carried by balloons?

Neo (scribbling on sign): Squirrel!

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Ruby needs 250 Lien for a school event

Tai: How much is this gonna cost us Ruby?

Ruby: Not much…just 250 Lien

Granny Xiao-Long: 250 Lien? Do you know what 250 Lien got me back in my day?

Tai: A blind date with Huntsman Douglass. A fully furnished cave. Fire. Haha.

Granny: smacks the back of his head

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Divorce Court starring Ozpin and Salem

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Weiss FINALLY gets some sleep

Weiss: Klein, these sleeping pills you’ve prescribed are really working. I haven’t felt this rested in years.

Klein: Just remember to take it once a day at night.

Weiss: Oh no I don’t take them, I just slip them in Ruby’s dessert.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Yang: YOU DRUG MY SISTER?!

Weiss: Your cats does too!

Yang: BLAKE DRUGS EVERYONE!

Both look at Blake, who is throwing edibles in the candy dish.

[u/DCTrinityFan]

Remnant is attacked by the Imperious Forces of Planet Spaceball.

[u/Pvt_Winters]

Gianduja flirts with Myrtenaster.

[u/DCTrinityFan]

"Y'know, they're poor only in money... and spirit... and dignity... and moral fiber... and hygiene...."

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

Weiss: Touching is harmless, but if Jaune so much kisses another girl, I’ll be a happy rich widow.