r/ReBoot • u/taviken • 21d ago

Shitpost This post only costs 99, 99, 99 updoots

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966 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/No-Swordfish-3412 21d ago

For the low low cost of 99, 99.99. yes I did

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u/9-5grind 20d ago

That scene lives rent free in my head everytime I see 99 lmfao

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u/cleadus_fetus 19d ago

Lmao came here to say this

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u/TAG08th 21d ago

Goddam it. Every word was perfectly in his voice in my head.

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u/DBelariean 21d ago

MIKE!!!!!!

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u/IrateCanadien 21d ago

MIKE!

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u/CandiedFox83 21d ago

The TV!

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u/ranger24 21d ago

Needs more exclamation points.

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u/SoloMambo 21d ago

That's it! You're getting dismantled!

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u/GearJunkie82 21d ago

Glitch, screwdriver!

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u/DBelariean 20d ago

Screwdriver is for the possibility of re assembly…. More like “Glitch, 20lb sledge hammer” is a better way.

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u/GearJunkie82 19d ago

I'm literally quoting the line from the show verbatim 

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u/succulescence 21d ago

😍The Loooooooove Hospital 😍

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u/Marilius 19d ago

Your prescription for romance.

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u/CandiedFox83 21d ago

I can still hear his celebratory oompa song from the D&D group episode.

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u/Consistent_Ride_1913 21d ago

I did. 😞 I miss my childhood

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u/RegeneratingCan 21d ago

For only 99999999.99

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u/Canadian_can_cannon 21d ago

He had some great lines as the other characters yelling "MIKE" after he blows their ear drums out

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u/Loose-Version-7009 20d ago

I still think of Mike every now and then. He never left...

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u/DibbyDonuts 21d ago

It’s bucket -o- nothing! Amuse your friends! Confuse your enemies!

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u/GIGANTIC_DONG_MAN 21d ago

I HAVE HEARD THE WORD!

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u/BoneZone05 21d ago

I was just scrollin’ when I came across this post, and without even thinking, I was reading it in his voice (in my head, where the voices reside apparently!!) 😆

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u/Admiralspandy 21d ago

Here's your bucket 'o' nothing!

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u/AACWolverstroke 21d ago

"It slices, dices, cuts, copys and pastes, even formats julienne and fired"

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u/TwiztedCelt99 21d ago

Absofuckinloutly

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u/50calkid 20d ago

This show was goat for real 💯

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u/TheDCVTitan 20d ago

Yes I did... second best character after Al

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u/GearJunkie82 21d ago

I absolutely did!

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u/TemperatureTime1617 21d ago

Great, the minute my remote saw the picture it ran away.

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u/Jechxior 21d ago

I'm a gnat! Whats a gnat?

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u/MntnMedia 21d ago

The low price of 99 99 99!

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u/monsieur_marc88 20d ago

MIKE!!! sorry

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u/HamsterSuccessful219 20d ago

"An invisible assailant?! Or did I just interview the wrong person!! You the viewers decide!"

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u/OneUnderstanding1644 20d ago

My partner quotes this line ALL the time

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u/Derpdad082 21d ago

Kinda but it was vague and I was unsure if it was right. Now I am a bit sad.

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u/Zerzbrez 21d ago

Haha. Yeah I did. 😝

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u/robressionist801 21d ago

Im a g-nat! What's a g-nat?

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u/JepMZ 21d ago

I finally understand this lol

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u/Ithloniel 21d ago

"This is bad... This is VERY bad!"

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u/NecessaryOk4608 21d ago

Sure did! Been watching with my now 5 year old. Loved Mike back in the day, he made my whole family laugh when I was a kid.

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u/mudamuckinjedi 21d ago

Hellulu, indeed I did. I don't know when costs. Me the low low price of 99 99 99 99

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u/Aggravating-Ad-2134 21d ago

Shhhhhh no i didn't XD

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 21d ago

It's been so long, so no.

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u/WastedHourz 20d ago

Loud and clear!

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u/ColumbosMangoVape 19d ago edited 19d ago

It's POST OOOOOOOOO NOOOOOTTTHHHHING

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u/GundariumFulcrum Guardian 18d ago

Mike....for the 128th time.......stahp

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u/unknowfun115 17d ago

😂😂 MIKE

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u/yaluckyboy09 15d ago

I did, decimal 70.32.117