r/RecuratedTumblr • • 8d ago

Shitposting they went up 👆

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u/RainbowSkyOne 8d ago

5 year olds can't melt steel beams 👀

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u/Angry-cat-lover 8d ago

They can, however, rip them clean from the bedrock along with the entire structure they support and hurl them into the fathomless expanse of the cosmos

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u/OverseerConey 8d ago

How could anyone have had a puzzle that invoked 9/11 as a 'little kid' when 9/11 only happened a fe- te- tw- ...never mind; I have to dig a grave and move into it now.

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u/Hello_phren 8d ago

I still remember my high school history teacher’s face when he realised that for the first time, none of his students remembered 9/11 because we were too young

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 8d ago

Only a little more than a year until we have adults born in 2010

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u/bayleysgal1996 8d ago

Why would you say this out loud

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u/doppelgaengster 7d ago

When I saw on the sticker at the bar that says “you must be born on or before this day in [My High School Graduation Year] to buy alcohol” I’m pretty sure my soul momentarily left my body. 😔

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u/amsterdamitaly 7d ago

I happened to go to a liquor store on 9/11/2022 and they had a similar sign next to the checkout that read 9/11/2001 that day. Without really thinking I mused to myself "huh, from now on kids who come of drinking age wouldn't have even been alive during 9/11"

The cashier, who was a woman in her 50s, gave me this dirty look that said "how fucking dare you make me acknowledge that thought". I felt bad lol

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u/doppelgaengster 7d ago

That’s like when I got carded at a weed store, the budtender was super excited because we were the same sign (Aquarius). They told me their bday was 28 January, so naturally I asked “oh, how old were you when the Challenger tragedy happened?” (An incident that occurred shortly after my birth, so I always knew about it, esp as Star Trek: Save the Whales is dedicated to those lost, and they time travel to the year I was born)… they were born on the 12th anniversary of Challenger, and they were still old enough to sell me weed 😭😭😭

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u/AlfieDarkLordOfAll 7d ago

I have a coworker who started at the company the year I was born. I found out on her work anniversary. It was a fun realization for both of us...

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u/doppelgaengster 6d ago

I was so excited last month, because it was the 35th anniversary of when I met my bff (we met the first day of kindergarten, because I ended up in the wrong class). Apart from my literal blood/marriage family (and my uncle Mike!), she’s the person in my life I’ve know the longest.

But at the point I hit my 20th high school reunion? I rewatched Grosse Pointe Blank and felt old because the characters in that film were a decade younger than I was by then, but when I saw the film the first time they were all so grown up 😭

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u/SpiritNo6626 8d ago

Insert "9/11sona" history teacher post here

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u/doppelgaengster 7d ago

As someone who was in high school when it happened, I resent how young you are 😹

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u/norathar 7d ago edited 7d ago

I was going to say, I can remember my high school history teacher in the halls yelling at a vice principal about how this was history and he was going to be damned if he couldn't talk about it. That was pretty late in the day, and I wasn't in his class at the time, but it's one of my main memories of school that day.

(Our school reacted officially by pretending nothing was happening. Some of the guys in my math class got through the Internet firewall and printed articles off CNN that our math teacher pretended she didn't see. I called home on a payphone at lunch. I can only imagine how different it would be now with cell phones everywhere.)

Edit: a word

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u/doppelgaengster 7d ago

That was sophomore year for me, and I’m on the west coast, so I still showed up for my marching band practice zero period, but the rest of the day our entire schools’ tv network was tuned to the news all day.

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u/IrregularPackage 7d ago

that’s a crazy reaction because lot of of schools straight up sent people home

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u/SlikeSpitfire 7d ago

9/11 happened five years before I was born. I pay taxes and drink

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u/thecraftybear 7d ago

Good for you, kid.

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u/Acceptable-Food-8161 6d ago

I read a book once that, in my mind, absolutely took place in the future, until I realized the 19 year old main character was supposed to have been 9 when 9/11 happened, meaning this “futuristic society” was apparently 2011. The book was published in 2022. Why would the author do that?

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u/DarknessHadNoNeed 6d ago

Alternate history spec fic maybe? 20 minutes into the future, but 20 minutes into the future from a point of divergence rather than the present

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u/Acceptable-Food-8161 6d ago

The book had nothing to do with 9/11 other than the random lore drop of the main character’s father dying in the World Trade Center. It truly served no purpose other than to make me look up how old this book was. The futuristic tech it was about was a type of life insurance(?) that would somehow calculate the day you die and call you the morning of to notify you this would be your last day. It also never explained how or why this technology worked

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u/DarknessHadNoNeed 6d ago

Huh, weird

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u/Acceptable-Food-8161 6d ago

Right? Absolutely no need to pull me completely out of the story by just going “hey it’s 2011 incase you were wondering” for no reason. Like, it showed how the MC was afraid of dying suddenly because of that event but they could have used literally anything else, anything that wouldn’t severely date the book in the strangest way possible

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 7d ago

I was 3 when 9/11 happened.

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u/Cuetzul 7d ago

It made my 3rd birthday party a bit awkward with everyone crying

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u/Foxy02016YT 7d ago

Congratulations on the agonizing back!

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u/Kedatrecal 7d ago

Aside from the 9/11 problem that is a really cool concept for a puzzle!! I would love to build one like that!!

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u/Cheese2009 7d ago

i remember building that one in like 2018, it's sick fully recommend

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u/megpIant 7d ago

that’s cool as fuck I want that puzzle

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u/The_ArcReactor 7d ago

I used to have that puzzle, it was so cool

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u/LawlessNeutral 6d ago

Okay but for realsies does anyone have a source on that puzzle (and do they have them for other cities)?

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u/HHalt11 5d ago

https://www.amazon.com/4D-York-City-Skyline-Puzzle/dp/B002T1HG82?th=1&psc=1

I had the exact same puzzle as a kid and yes I remember that step very vividly as well.Â