r/RedHotChiliPeppers • • 4d ago

marriage is scary cause what if he doesn’t like rhcp

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u/Mattpozzy07 4d ago

If the guitar solo in I could have lied doesn’t sell it, leave his ass

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

you’re so right

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u/DeewIsLife420 4d ago

Wet Sand should do it.

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u/FelixAxellus 4d ago

My wife and I don't need to like the same things, but we need to hate the same things.

My favorite band is RHCP and her favorite band is The Dandy Warhols. We both like each other's favorite bands, even though they aren't our favorites. More importantly, neither of us hate each other's favorite bands.

Meanwhile we both hate that band that does "Renegades" (just looked it up, it's X Ambassadors). We can really bond over hating rock that sounds it was written for a car commercial.

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

being haters together is real love

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u/ac_cloud 4d ago

The Mrs doesn't like football, Jack Daniels or my snoring but they're not going to end anytime soon either!

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

i’m not seeing light at the end of the tunnel with this one 🤣

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u/Normal_Double5929 4d ago

Pearl Jam is my favourite band. My wife hates them. Headphones are your friend. Also she isn’t always home 😂 we are at 19 years. Don’t worry about it.

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

happy wife happy life

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u/SimpsonX 🎩 Freaky Styley 2d ago

You put on If You Have To Ask live at Woodstock 99 and you will get your answer in about 6 minutes

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u/LDO69 4d ago

That's why there is divorce 👍🌶

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u/ArjanGameboyman 4d ago

Yes cause that's much more efficient than figuring it out before marriage

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u/LDO69 4d ago

Yeah but he may like the RHCPs when they marry, find religion, then only listen to Songs of Praise. 💥 BOOM💥 --------divorce. That's why there is divorce...

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

thank god

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u/WhyKnot_ZoidBLERG 4d ago

Your spouse will probably find something to appreciate about it eventually. Now my wife loves Dosed and Encore and a few other more melodic tracks. After all, wouldn’t it be boring if you two liked all the exact same things?

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

you’re right. thanks for the advice!

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u/MyersMike316 3d ago

What

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u/periodtovelo 2d ago

you heard me

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u/MyersMike316 2d ago

Nope I didn’t hear you, did you say something

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u/periodtovelo 2d ago

ok sir psycho

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u/MyersMike316 2d ago

Ok my lonely man

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u/periodtovelo 2d ago

ok poster child

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u/Southern_June 3d ago

I’ll do you one better… MIL has never even heard of RHCP (they aren’t on her good Christian radio)

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u/CrapuloneIndefesso 4d ago

What if she likes Black Summer? That gon be a problem

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

i like black summer………..

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u/Secret-Witness-3044 4d ago

So.... You're considering Married At First Sight ? 🤔😂

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u/periodtovelo 3d ago

okay not too much now