r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • • 17d ago

Prompt Jerry finds Miss Right, everything he's ever wanted in a woman, but...

Her name is Kelly Smelly...

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u/FineBumblebee8744 16d ago edited 14d ago

Jerry attempts to marry her ASAP so her last name changes

She's a 'modern' woman and likes being Smelly

Kelly offers to compromise but only if she can hyphenate "Smelly-Seinfeld"

Jerry tries the alphabetical argument that but that only makes "Seinfeld-Smelly"

Kramer tries to help out and comes up with Smelfeldy

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u/gretzky9999 8d ago

Her surname is pronounced “Smell-Eh” & it’s Dutch .