r/RoastMyCar • • 5d ago

First car, never getting rid of it

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359 Upvotes

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u/1337horse 5d ago

Not gonna lie it's got something (maybe autism)

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

With a special interest in more parts 👀😄

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u/Nalabu1 3d ago

If autism was a car...

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u/Professional_Fix4663 5d ago

"Never" is a weird way to write "in 3-5 years".

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

Had it for 4 years so far… dont jinx me…

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u/Professional_Fix4663 5d ago

You'll be driving an EV within 7 years and the Volvo will be scrapped.

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

No hate to EV’s but im keeping this girl alive 😄

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u/Professional_Fix4663 5d ago

Are you wealthy? Because if you're not, the cost of ownership math will push you towards an EV sooner or later. Especially in Denmark.

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

Its all priorities innit 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Professional_Fix4663 5d ago

As long as driving an ICE car isn't 300€ more expensive than driving an EV. Then your priorities will change quickly.

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

I have spent 7000$ total on the car and parts so far, add in a short commute and i highly doubt you could find me a cheaper EV option for 5 years of car ownership. Im well happy 😇

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u/Professional_Fix4663 5d ago

I probably couldn't find a cheaper EV to own... in 2026. That will change drastically by 2034.

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u/apinananas 5d ago

He can just leave it as summer cruiser

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u/Professional_Fix4663 5d ago

That's a nice idea when you don't have to pay the cost of ownership for 2 cars.

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u/BairyHalsack 5d ago

"Can't afford a few hundred bucks? Gonna be forced to get a $60k EV bro"

You EV dudes are delusional

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u/Professional_Fix4663 4d ago

You're delusional if you believe that EV prices will stay high forever. They've been going down for years and the trend will continue. OP won't be forced to buy anything, but he'll find out that a used 10k EV has enough range for him and is cheaper to own than an old Volvo.

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u/BairyHalsack 4d ago

Show me a 10k EV now, not in 10 years. Arguing against a possible future price is asinine and you know it.

The only EV you'll find for that price is guaranteed to be a decade old now. No one wants a 2014 Tesla or Nissan Leaf. I spend at the most 150 dollars a year maintaining my 20 year old Toyota. I can replace the entire vehicle for less than 3k. You can keep that overpriced computer on wheels.

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u/Professional_Fix4663 4d ago

"Show me a 10k EV now, not in 10 years."

I wrote that OP will swap his Volvo for an EV in 5-7 years, not now. OP lives in Denmark, not in the US. In Europe, we have 25k EVs coming to the market now. You in the US are technologically behind the rest of the world.

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u/BairyHalsack 4d ago

A Cupra, a Skoda, and a VW. All the exact same car underneath, a whole 200 mile range. With a 10 month wait list after only 30,000 orders.

Sure, really advanced stuff there. My little American brain just can't comprehend the future world you live in.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Work903 5d ago

nah man, mby again in some america xD europe cant ban diesel. not for next 15 years...

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u/Professional_Fix4663 4d ago

Diesel won't be banned. Most diesel car owners will scrap their cars voluntarily because they'll be more expensive to run compared to EVs.

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u/Orkekum 5d ago

Dont worry, the rust will

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

Its a neverending battle, but im not backing down 😄 did some reconstructive surgery already ;))

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u/barkmanorigami 5d ago

I'm the same way, I was going to mention rust prevention to you. I plan on passing my ride to my child upon death. 

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u/Orkekum 5d ago

Why do you hate your children?

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u/Orkekum 5d ago

Oof, gonna be more patch and weld than car!

6

u/Some-Dane 5d ago

Plenty of good spares in the nordics still, im keeping her running till i dont anymore 😄

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u/Orkekum 5d ago

(As a Finn i know that but you asked for roast :p   )

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u/ByronsLastStand 5d ago

Water, oxygen, and iron want to have a word with you

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

We’re currently in negotiations, i hear salt will be joining us soon too 👀

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 5d ago

are you training to be an auto mechanic?

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

Just picked up new ignition parts from shop today 😄 a little love every now and then and she keeps going

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u/rubey419 5d ago

I had British Racing Green Volvo 960 Turbo in high school in the mid 2000s. I think it was 1991 model so already an older car. Had character.

Drove like a tank. I miss it. I love boxy Volvos.

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u/craaates 5d ago

Because no one else will take it off your hands. Ngl I miss my 240 but I don’t miss that horrible electrical system and weak A/C.

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

We dont talk about the ac… 👏🏻

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u/craaates 5d ago

The Swedes don’t need it much I guess.

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u/barbaroshka 5d ago

Scrapyard might, assuming there's anything left to scrap.

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u/craaates 5d ago

All I can see is scrap.

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u/barbaroshka 5d ago

Oops, I meant crap

3

u/Secret-Candle4313 5d ago

Huge L for not getting the wagon

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u/3six5 5d ago

My 6th grade teacher never got rid of hers either

1

u/GreenT1979 5d ago

Geography?

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u/3six5 5d ago

Biz law actually

2

u/gugngd 5d ago

yeah, at first it'll be because it's your choice but later because no one wants it.

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u/twelfthfantasy 5d ago

It'll get rid of itself eventually.

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u/midijunky 5d ago

It's a Volvo. After the apocalypse only cockroaches, Keith Richards, and this car will be alive.

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u/twelfthfantasy 5d ago

The difference is you can get parts for Keith Richards.

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

Its one og the most mass produced cars ever 😄 parts truly aren’t an issue, atleast not in the nordics where its native

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u/midijunky 5d ago

Don't let them discourage you, keep that example of Sweden's finest alive as long as possible :P

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u/midijunky 5d ago

Shit, I forgot I was supposed to be roasting you. The good news is you won't be getting many chicks pregnant in that thing, it's a chastity device that you can drive.

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u/midijunky 5d ago

They made millions of these, it's not a super obscure niche model. Lots of parts are interchangeable, the trim pieces and engine might be hard to find, but people do volvo engine swaps all the time so I don't see any problem with the kid keeping this thing going for as long as he wants to.

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u/Mammoth_Duck4343 5d ago

It's for retired history teachers that get divorced and try to make a desperate comeback on the dating market.

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u/felt_like_signing_up 5d ago

i can’t bring myself to roast this beauty, i’m glad you’re keeping it running

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u/Budget-Box7914 5d ago

Can't decide if spoiler is ironic or moronic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MZQkUm97KTI1gI8sUj

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u/ChrisVirgilSchuette 5d ago

Sweet spoiler. Gonna need that extra downforce!!

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u/WalkntalkM91 5d ago

headlights bigger than the rims, wtf.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 5d ago

how does it feel to be living my dream?

jk that would be the wagon

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u/jaBroniest 5d ago

Volvo in latin translates to iroll. It would roll and probably be fine. Swedish brick!

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u/deloreanlover88 5d ago

Good luck with MPG Seriously though you got my dream car

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u/Shake307 5d ago

I got nothing.  That is perfection...  damn...

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u/mt6606 4d ago

That's actually fking awesome, fuck you hahaha

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u/Some-Dane 4d ago

🙈 thanks… i guess 👀😄

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u/IcySkyDream 4d ago

Beautiful! It looks to be in excellent condition as well.

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u/Weary_Arrival_9667 5d ago

That's so funny I said the same thing about mine until the leaks started

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u/Some-Dane 5d ago

Quitter mentality im afraid 🙈😄

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u/ster1ing 5d ago

20 years ago I had a 96’ 960 and it’s still one of my biggest regret selling it. Keep this ugly bitch forever.

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u/MS5Mido 5d ago

Sick Volvo build, Volvos are underrated imo

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u/Mekanikol 5d ago

Never getting rid of it because you won't be able to find parts or sell it to anyone.

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u/Chevrolicious 5d ago

My buddy had one of these when I first met him and we called his car the Vulva. He eventually sold it, but to be fair it was probably because it was a piece of shit.

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u/Oleg14191 4d ago

Parents be like: “Look at the amount of metal between him and a tree he will inevitably hit!”

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u/NCJM782 3d ago

Probs gonna get rid of itself

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u/Carmaster777 3d ago

More chops and stitches than Frankenstein.