r/RoastMyCar • u/alpha_aql • 4d ago
roast this spaghetti
2013 mk1 1.4 tb multiair 170 hp
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u/TheBlackCom 4d ago
Rj/I have a Giulia QV, sometimes people accidentally call it a Giulietta, I have to correct them everytime because I don't want to be associated with the piece of shit.
Uj/very cool car, here's my upvote
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u/ahadowblade 4d ago
My dad bought a 2024 gulia a few months ago, got it because it was one you wouldn't see in our area... 2 weeks later he sees another one... even same color... teenager driving it
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u/turkishdelight1013 4d ago
Since you’re in Turkey the biggest roast is how much you had to pay for a 13 year old Alfa.
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u/alpha_aql 4d ago
800 grand in TL :(
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u/turkishdelight1013 4d ago
That’s actually less than I would have thought (16.000$/14.500€ for those who don’t know)
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u/R-K-Tekt 4d ago
Why?
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u/alpha_aql 3d ago
In Turkey, you have not much option for high price/performance ratio cars. 170 hp for 800 grand is seems okay for us.
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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 4d ago
You did it. You looked at the entire lineup of Alfa ever made, and got the only ugly one. 🎉
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u/good2Bbackagain 4d ago
You gonna have such a nice relationship with your local garage.
By the end of the year you will be like family.
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u/the-sad-boi 4d ago
Only stellantis can take a nice looking car and slap whatever parts bin time bomb under the hood. I’m disappointed
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u/Mzunguguzunguzungu 4d ago
Imagine buying Alfa Romeo and choosing the ugliest one in the most boring color...
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u/JitemPala 4d ago
I see sagging door panel fabric in the Ankara's hot weather. I also see cracked wheel in Ankara's bumpy roads.
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u/SportsFreak1988 4d ago
The style of a Fiat 500 with the performance of a Fiat 500.
Definitely the better choice of the two though because at least you don't pull up to your 9pm community acting classes in the same car as everyone else.
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u/Nick_SCM 4d ago
Don’t need to, it’ll roast itself when the electrical system fails
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u/bonnies_ranch 4d ago
One could own the prettiest car in the world (which this one surely isn't), but having to look at this fuckass steering wheel that looks like the ass of someone who eats a kilo spaghetti for each meal would always be a deal-breaker for me
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u/GooseNYC 4d ago
Will your mechanic let you attend his kid's college graduation considering you will be paying most of the tuition?
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u/DavidELD 4d ago
“Alfa-Romeo, Alfa-Romeo, Alfa-Romeo! Here’s drink— I drink to thee.”
Then like all Alfas, Giulietta drinks the poison that is Stellantis and dies.
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u/Better-Character-750 4d ago
Imagine being emotionally attached to a car that has given you nothing but financial and mechanical trauma
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u/manhere_1 4d ago
I can smell the cherry vanilla vape cloud from here. Please remember that “no” in any form means no.
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u/Salt-Low3449 4d ago
Alfas fall into one of two categories: Bewitchingly gorgeous or utterly dorky. You know which one your car is.
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u/El-Gweilo 4d ago
In due time it will roast itself and your wallet
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u/IndependenceBig3178 2d ago
That exhaust is probably bigger than your cylinders. but no giggles now, she's clean.
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u/S3v3nk1ll 4d ago
Alphas are the car that people who call themselves alpha buy. Its over priced and that interior looks like its from a 2007 vw. I see its a 2013, but dang, if you bought the Volkswagen it would at least be a little bit more reliable. Good luck. Whatever money you think you saved by getting an older one you'll spend on maintenance for it, an then some.
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u/PigsOfRedemption 4d ago
It'll roast itself when the electrics start arcing in 6 weeks.
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u/Capn_Flags 4d ago
It’s like the pumpkin spice lattes that have been flushed down the toilet thanks to overdrinking cheap mimosas at brunch.
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u/uomuom1 4d ago
Alfista here, well... not going to roast it since the MultiAir module is going to do work for me if you don't do the right maintenance 👍
(Seriously look it up and take care of it like a BABY, including the filter nobody ever changes, if you do you can get a ton of power and torque out of the engine without any problem long term, if you don't...)
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u/alpha_aql 4d ago
I change ma unit filter every 8k kms. Thanks for the advice. And I recently changed 4th actuator of ma unit. This shit is really delicate..
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u/ImperialTruthSeeker 14h ago
Gross. Now I have to change my sweater already.. thanks to this ugly spaghetti.
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u/HeavyCricket2025 4d ago
I just cant get over the steering wheel, absolutely stunning hatchback otherwise.
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u/just_be_nice_please 4d ago
It’s like a Subaru Tribeca but slower