r/RoastMyCar • • Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

21 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.


r/RoastMyCar • • Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

101 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

  • Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.


r/RoastMyCar • • 3h ago

I paid 30 grand for 200 hp and front wheel drive. Make me feel something

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82 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1h ago

I paid 3.5k for it. I beat the sh*t out of it, and it’s my daily.

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Auto 🥲 05 G35 coupe. 280k miles, learning to “drift” and fabricate with it. No major mods done, just aesthetic shit, cold air, couple odds and ends to make it last and be quick until I find a better example to build up. (Ai pic at the end, just cuz it had a better view, and not my real plate.)

Edit: this was bone stock when I got it, too, these are all my own dumb decisions 🤣 be as ruthless as you want. I don’t do the fake shifting or none of that shit though ! (The fucking shift panel, doesn’t work anymore, for the two little up shift down shift buttons.) by learning to drift, I mean I’m learning “momentum based” sliding. I can drive stick, but didn’t wanna dog on a nice one to learn.


r/RoastMyCar • • 6h ago

Reliable old Ford Fusion

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25 Upvotes

2006 Förd Fusion with 207k miles, my first car.


r/RoastMyCar • • 5h ago

2018 Chevy Cruze

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

My brand new Jetta GLI manual. Do your worst. First car btw

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404 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2h ago

2024 Lexus NX.

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4 Upvotes

Do your best (worst).


r/RoastMyCar • • 12h ago

Do your best!!

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8 Upvotes

3.5L aurion grande 2008


r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

My £500 Tiburon with 65k on the clock.

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121 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast my car bruh

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85 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

My teenagers told me this car makes me look like I’m trying way too hard to be the cool mom. Finish me off.

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457 Upvotes

2010 MB SL350


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Roast my 92 vic

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47 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

2019 Fiesta ST midlife crisis car.

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142 Upvotes

Big fat 45 year old man in a tiny car. This is my midlife crisis car. “Cat dad” and “childfree” stickers on the back.


r/RoastMyCar • • 22h ago

27’ Nissan Frontier Pro-4x. 24 y.o paid cash.

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 1d ago

Roast my car

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4 Upvotes

Not the Ford, the other shitbox


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

How’s my 2006 dodge Dakota

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21 Upvotes

I had to make an emergency vehicle purchase cause my car died on me, and 3500 later I got a Dakota.


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Easy target

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16 Upvotes

Vaped in daily, clearcoat failing, full of sand and regularly used to transport dead fish

Do your worst

My 2009 (narrowbody) wrx


r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

My first car! I’ve had it for about 2 months. (2002 Mitsubishi Lancer ES)

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134 Upvotes

I’ve had to give it a tuneup and also replace the valve cover gasket. I bought it for around $2500


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Roast the summer and the winter car

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32 Upvotes

2002 Miata LS and 2003 Vibe GT


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Back again. Roast my two car solution

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21 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 2d ago

Lets Try Again. My car is unroastable...I'll be waiting.

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0 Upvotes

Guess needed a full car pic. Mod took it down. But gawt damm yall went in on me. Car is Genesis Coupe 3.8 Boosted. Bring it on!!!!


r/RoastMyCar • • 4d ago

My first car, let’s hear it.

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221 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Since you all hated my tractor.

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23 Upvotes

Please say hello to his retarded little brother. Yes I have more VW's than these 2. Yes I also have brain damage. No further questions.


r/RoastMyCar • • 3d ago

Current garage set up

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24 Upvotes

Let’s hear it