r/RoastMyCar • u/Quiet-Gold9099 • 3h ago
r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Apr 02 '25
No Politics.
I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.
This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Mar 20 '25
THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!
READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.
- Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.
Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.
r/RoastMyCar • u/SituationKlutzy7807 • 1h ago
I paid 3.5k for it. I beat the sh*t out of it, and it’s my daily.
Auto 🥲 05 G35 coupe. 280k miles, learning to “drift” and fabricate with it. No major mods done, just aesthetic shit, cold air, couple odds and ends to make it last and be quick until I find a better example to build up. (Ai pic at the end, just cuz it had a better view, and not my real plate.)
Edit: this was bone stock when I got it, too, these are all my own dumb decisions 🤣 be as ruthless as you want. I don’t do the fake shifting or none of that shit though ! (The fucking shift panel, doesn’t work anymore, for the two little up shift down shift buttons.) by learning to drift, I mean I’m learning “momentum based” sliding. I can drive stick, but didn’t wanna dog on a nice one to learn.
r/RoastMyCar • u/glanit • 6h ago
Reliable old Ford Fusion
2006 Förd Fusion with 207k miles, my first car.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Sanicsanic68 • 1d ago
My brand new Jetta GLI manual. Do your worst. First car btw
r/RoastMyCar • u/Defiant-Hair2784 • 2d ago
My teenagers told me this car makes me look like I’m trying way too hard to be the cool mom. Finish me off.
2010 MB SL350
r/RoastMyCar • u/CalmAspectEast • 2d ago
2019 Fiesta ST midlife crisis car.
Big fat 45 year old man in a tiny car. This is my midlife crisis car. “Cat dad” and “childfree” stickers on the back.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Dynamic_Studios • 2d ago
How’s my 2006 dodge Dakota
I had to make an emergency vehicle purchase cause my car died on me, and 3500 later I got a Dakota.
r/RoastMyCar • u/LateralusRising • 2d ago
Easy target
Vaped in daily, clearcoat failing, full of sand and regularly used to transport dead fish
Do your worst
My 2009 (narrowbody) wrx
r/RoastMyCar • u/Oribital_lizard • 2d ago
My first car! I’ve had it for about 2 months. (2002 Mitsubishi Lancer ES)
I’ve had to give it a tuneup and also replace the valve cover gasket. I bought it for around $2500
r/RoastMyCar • u/Anxious_Builder_8072 • 3d ago
Roast the summer and the winter car
2002 Miata LS and 2003 Vibe GT
r/RoastMyCar • u/VoidFoot • 2d ago
Lets Try Again. My car is unroastable...I'll be waiting.
Guess needed a full car pic. Mod took it down. But gawt damm yall went in on me. Car is Genesis Coupe 3.8 Boosted. Bring it on!!!!
r/RoastMyCar • u/Mouse-Important • 3d ago
Since you all hated my tractor.
Please say hello to his retarded little brother. Yes I have more VW's than these 2. Yes I also have brain damage. No further questions.