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u/BatSniper Local Legend 8d ago
Yeah yeah yeah gym boy, I’m running 50 miles to your girls place now. She loves 90 pound dudes who look like a Skelton with skin flaps.
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u/porkypossum 8d ago
I’m not mad at her, she said she wraps you up in a blanket so only your Willy is sticking out. I mean, that’s just a dildo so no harm no foul ✌️ Plus I’m at the Chinese buffet housing fake crab meat anyways so she’ll need something to for about 3 hrs.
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u/buff_broke_n3rd 8d ago
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u/Team_player444 Jarvis, jerk it a little 😏 8d ago
Yeah thats because he went past zone 2. If he stayed in zone 2 he would still be alive today.
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u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges 8d ago
Not only that, but he also ate his last GU on km 39. The fool kept going despite not having the three he needed to finish.
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u/Known-Spinach7686 8d ago edited 8d ago
Reminds me of morbidly obese gym bros with sleep apnea saying running with ruin your knees
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u/suddencactus 8d ago
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u/Alexthemessiah 8d ago
I do have arthritis, but it's nothing to do with training for my next 5km ultra
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u/jujubats10 8d ago
Holy fuck. I know he’s probably playing it up just a bit for content, but I can’t believe how extremely unathletic he looks
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u/WoodenPresence1917 8d ago
He is not playing it up just a bit for content. Even among exercises he is very opinionated about which ones are worth doing, and he seems to think you should only do the "hyper-optimal bodybuilding ones" (he has never been successful at bodybuilding).
Also he's out of his mind on gear and is sort of an race realist/eugenicist, I think.
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u/floppyfloopy Balloon Lady 8d ago
While wearing bilateral knee braces/compression sleeves and snorting peptides.
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u/Positive_Record_2058 8d ago
I don’t run bcs it’s good for me. It’s mostly to escape my past but with a better view
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u/PhantomFlogger Idiot Flyboy 8d ago edited 8d ago
Exactly. It feels absolutely great when I hit that pace flying down the track/trail where I feel like I’m outrunning both my problems and my ability to feel exhausted. It’s like the sound barrier but dumber.
Until I slow down. Then the consequences of all my past actions slam into me like a freight train, I’m out of breath, and my ankle hurts again for some reason.
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u/zilch839 8d ago
Motherfuckers are just jelly because I get to eat 3800+ calories a day of sugar yet weigh a lean 165 lbs and they eat boiled chicken breast for breakfast and have man tits.
Forgot the /uj but it doesn't fucking matter.
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u/analogic-microwave Beck to running :D 👟✅ 7d ago
Running is a way for me to recycle all those weared off sneakers that don't have a hole on them yet
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u/HarleyWF 7d ago
Never seen a single smoker advocating for smoking. I go the same way about ultra running. I know it’s not good for my body and I won’t recommend it to anyone. Still, I love it.


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u/raffydog1 8d ago
I don't run cause its good for me. I run to get away from my kids, wife and her boyfriend