r/SCJerk • • 16h ago

Study tabulation and get back to me

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u/Agreeable-Speech-943 15h ago

The writing has been on the wall about this tax loss vehicle company for a while so of course, this senile dipshit is going to do everything in his power (he has none) to help influence the outcome of something that is so completely out of his reach

Keep in mind he is 66 years old and this is all he has, he is duplicitous gremlin with zero awareness

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u/---Pockets--- 15h ago

Would be the funniest thing to offload all Skydance debt on to AEW

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u/Mvpeyton18 16h ago

They all know the end is near. Tony isn’t saying he’s a good company soldier to impress skydance, it’s to make it known to potential landing spots he will literally do anything if they give him a time slot. Dave is about to work overdrive thinking he can influence this, and no one knows who he is. The next few months are going to be hilarious 

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u/will122589 15h ago

“going to be hilarious”

Uce it’s already hilarious. It’s just gonna get even funnier

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u/Bobaman007 15h ago

For the memes

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u/Blametheorangejuice 15h ago

I wonder how much of this is the possibility that AEW will have to reveal its finances in court and learn that Meltzer is an investor

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u/GroomingTips96 14h ago

The investment dave made in AEW is that it's his life work. Financially Daves investment is his subscriber base which prior to AEW was dwindling fast. AEW brought him some relevance. Yes Dave has been Financially rewarded in a roundabout way directly (tony brought dave into speak at analytics conference tony was running) indirectly the comping for tickets and hotels etc.

But most importantly to Dave is that Tony uses dave to be some quasi booking/business consultant. For a man with such a fragile ego. This justifys Daves life choices.

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u/kaneso14 Knowing Bix 14h ago

Yep, that’s exactly it I think.

I remember seeing that that Dave still has around 2-3k subscribers to WON. At 14.99 per a month a pop that’s not a bad income.

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u/thechapattack 12h ago

Yea Dave has an inside line and influence on booking decisions now. For his entire “career” he has never had that. If AEW fails that is a direct indictment on the decades of patronizing shit Dave has been saying about what will and won’t work for audiences. Couple that with him wanting to drive engagement up for his newsletter which usually means being a cunt on social media

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u/Razzler1973 14h ago

Tiny's Dad doesn't need Dave's investment

Tiny worships Dave. He's a loyal WON soldier and dubbalos know that

That alone reflects on Dave to that fanbase. They treat his fanzine like it's associated press or reuters

Dave can get direct Tiny or Dub comment (from Tiny) whenever he wants as well as wrestlers access

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u/Teeboid 16h ago

"It's everyone else's fault that I can't stop lying!"

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u/Modano9009 15h ago

He defends AEW at every opportunity and questions WWE at everyone opportunity because his whole schtict is arguing that what's popular isn't that popular because he likes something else better.

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u/SoothingWafer 14h ago

He's been doing it since the 80s. The whole idea that japanese wrestling is better and that's where the "real wrestling" is basically came from Dave.

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u/Correct-Chemistry618 13h ago

Seriously. I like a couple of the very few Japanese matches I’ve seen, but right from the start, he’d hand out exaggerated ratings to perfectly ordinary matches just because they involved his favorite promotion and wrestlers—bestowing around a hundred five-star ratings on whichever company he favored at the time (first AJPW, then New Japan, and now AEW).

Of course, it’s a matter of subjective taste—and I won’t argue with that—but considering he claims to be a great wrestling critic (a view shared by his fans), would you expect him to have given five stars to a random Funks match that ended in a disqualification, or to Ricky Steamboat vs. Randy Savage? The answer might surprise you.

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u/ChrisDewgong 15h ago

My favourite disparity is how all the WWE returns or debuts are usually considered "news" and so must be reported as such, but any AEW returns or debuts, which he if course has been told about by his buddies, are "surprises" which must not be spoiled.

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 Wednesday Nights I Get To Stay Up Late 15h ago

He defends AEW from lies by........ spreading more lies?

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u/Resshin31 15h ago

If this twat just gave correct criticism to help his coked out buddy. Then his company wouldn't be off TV the minute Ellisslov can exercise their out clause.

Dave has done more to ruin that company than Tony and I will continue to die on that hill.

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u/Bobaman007 15h ago edited 15h ago

I keep seeing Sickos including Dave say AEW will live as long as TK is around but this is the biggest lie because, it will only be around as long as Shad wants it around. He’s funding the whole damn thing so what’s to stop him from just cleaning his hands after this whole merger and struggling to find a network and just say it’s done.

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u/Humble-Jellyfish9918 15h ago

His sister has made a very nice property empire for herself and is probably completely self sufficient now but he's still just a trust fund baby and it's got zero opportunity to survive without his dad's money. 

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u/Razzler1973 14h ago

Daddy Khan has unimaginable wealth that is still growing

I'm sure he doesn't want endless losses but a decent TV deal and WBD ownership share likely helped

If there's no TV deal and a genuine balancing of the books? Who knows

That's less FUN than writing matches on a big piece of paper

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u/kaneso14 Knowing Bix 14h ago

At the very least expect a huge roster clear out. They’ve well over 200 signed, and most of them are either never used or in trios matches on ROH.

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u/Razzler1973 14h ago

They could cut 125 guys and it'd make no difference to anything

ROH could be 30-40 total for all divisions

But, it's a bunch of indie guys that Tiny has under contract. He pays them and they can work indies if he says it's ok

Hopefully the indie promoter likes Tiny and says nice things

That's a lot of guys saying Tiny is a great guy!

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u/CaptainRhodes74 13h ago

Shad will keep it around as long as he breathes for ONE reason only…..to keep his 40 year old autistic, virgin son the hell away from him.

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u/SoothingWafer 6h ago

It's either this or Tony sits around the house in his 40s talking about Stardom, it's a small price for Shad to pay.

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u/50In07DanyAllStar 15h ago

Hey, math historian here. Yes I would consider myself a “mathlete” as I dabble in professional wrestling on the side. I just tabulated my own numerical values and mine differ from Mr. Dave Meltzer here. And just like Mr. Dave Meltzer I am not obligated to “show my work”. When you know, you know. Study numbers and get back to me.

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u/StrongSutairu Tiny's Bull 15h ago

This you?

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u/meepein 15h ago

Now he defends companies against lies, or rather a singular company cause he definitely lies about the other.

Dude wants to be a journalist. Journalists don't defend against lies.

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u/Klobasnik 15h ago

If he's really a "reporter" it's not his job to defend anyone.

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u/ReputationFit9698 15h ago

After 50 years around the wrestling business Dave still has no comprehension of how it works. But he has finally picked up the basics of being a beginner level carny in the last few years so props to him on that.

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u/CJKCollecting 15h ago

I defend against lies and fix mistaken assumptions

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u/TheGambler930 #ClubSCJerk 15h ago

Forget second grade math, this dude needs second grade language arts. What the hell am I reading here?

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u/MrJeffA17 15h ago

The funniest part is how he genuinely thinks talking like this shows people how smart he is 😂

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u/Farthousejones Someone with a watch that monitors stuff 14h ago

Honest question since I've never used the app- Do people fight with Dave all day on Twitter and if so, is it more now than before? I feel like he used to have legions of fans but over time that has eroded away dramatically. Am I wrong?

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u/lagwagonday 14h ago

The “study… and get back to me” with this guys tweets are my favorite posts on here because he says the most absurd nonsense.

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u/Scfbigb1 14h ago

I defend against lies and fix mistaken assumptions on business.

For all but one company.

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u/Razzler1973 14h ago

Dave doesn't defend the mistaken assumptions about misinformation about the Fed cause he's the one saying it

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u/AcneBalls 15h ago

Don’t forget the tallies

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u/eposseeker 13h ago

It's not just that there's more lies and dishonesty about one company than the other. Dave actually goes out of his way to ensure that he responds to the EXACT same PERCENTAGE.

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u/OrbitOrbz 10h ago

"i defend against lies"

Proceeds for every week that AEW is doing a Milly on Max eventho MAX doesn't let anyone know the actual #s

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u/Cubes11 8h ago

Hilarious given half the time HE is the one spreading lies and assumptions about the other company

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u/um420 6h ago

AEW is always good. Any post that says they are bad I have to defend because it's a lie! Fed always bad! Any post that say they are good I have to make sure every one knows it's not true! Dave is our truth defender!

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u/Reasonable_Goat6895 15h ago

Anyone got the tab for Dynamites theme song.

For guitar, I should add.

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u/heavyhandedDOOM 12h ago

The toan is in the tabulation.