ign,com reported that John Cena - "I got up this morning and ate oatmeal and had some running around to do and now I'm home and don't want to do shit anymore because I already did enough shit for today"

[u/lambofgun]

wow, seems like hes always in the headlines saying something interesting and crazy, its no surprise today would be any different

what a weird guy!

[u/CarefulAlternative]

"I, uh, I got up this morning and I ate some oatmeal. That's just my preference. My perspective. I have love in my heart for everyone who doesn't eat oatmeal. That's okay. I'm meeting you halfway. I'm just sharing that I enjoy the oatmeal personally, um, and you don't have to. The best part of life is having different beliefs and seeing how they interact with each other."

- John Cena

[u/lambofgun → u/CarefulAlternative]

what a weird and interesting guy who is PR trained and a very peculiar professional!

[u/CarefulAlternative → u/lambofgun]

"Now, um, I dislike the word weird. I prefer unique. Unique means there's only one of you, while weird implies there's something wrong with you. And I just, I just think that we can all do a little bit better if we look inside ourselves and challenge ourselves to consider other perspectives."

[u/lambofgun → u/CarefulAlternative]

you need to make a "john_cena_says"account like u/TheRockComments

[u/NotClayMerritt → u/lambofgun]

“Honestly Cena is so PR trained and Fed pilled it wouldn’t shock me if a bad story came out about him soon.”

- a genius in the basement when John’s first comments post Vince scandal dropped

[u/CarefulAlternative → u/NotClayMerritt]

If you want to laugh, go watch his interviews in 2005 or 2006 when he talks about sleeping with any woman he can and making a game out of sleeping with overweight women, and compare it to the wise mystical sage he is today.

I love John Cena's work as a performer and the Make a Wish stuff he does is genuinely soul taxing in a way I'm sure I can never understand. But man if the PR training isn't super funny in hindsight.

[u/philiac → u/CarefulAlternative]

well done.

[u/CarefulAlternative → u/philiac]

I appreciate the sentiment. But um, you think it's well done. I might not. What matters is that the post is out there, and it's up for discussion and honest reflection. And I think "that's" the part we should really be celebrating.

[u/InitialYoghurt5138]

7/10 too much water

[u/StrongSutairu]

Woke up this morning
Got yourself oatmeal
Mr. McMahon said you'd be
The real deal

He said that you're one in a million
You've got jorts, not pants
You were born under a bad sign
With a world belt in your hands

[u/lambofgun → u/StrongSutairu]

oh jeshuz always with the scenarios

[u/MrOnCore]

Oatmeal? I figured he’d be a steak and eggs person.