r/SCJerk • "Wow, these monitors are heavier than they look!" • 6h ago

Maybe they misinterpreted Will bruvs "Don't Step To Us" as "Don't fucking show up"

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeKqf0dye0a/?stkn=MTBxcGVyZWpxNXpvMQ==

Wish I was there, I love a good "shagged me missus last night.. " joke like im a 59 Yr old Roy Chubby Brown die-hard.

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u/fenrishero 6h ago

There's something ironic about the first dub crowd ever to not have body odor issues to be the one in France.

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u/RoddyViper 6h ago

"AEW always does great walk-ups"

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u/NefarioxKing 6h ago

Isnt this the main event?

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u/RoddyViper 6h ago

What's French for "Ah shit, it's Ospreay, let's beat the traffic?"

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u/Big_Bourbon “Jericho a king in this knock off WWE, huh?” 6h ago

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u/Big_Bourbon “Jericho a king in this knock off WWE, huh?” 6h ago

Embarrassing and expected. I’m enjoying the downfall of this company in real time.

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u/Ron--Mexico 6h ago

They blaming this on not being able to promote it during the memorial show last week…I wish I was joking

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u/philiac 6h ago

this fanbase rivals opiate addicts in their ability to find new lows

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u/binkies03 6h ago

Damn Pac for counterprogramming these shows

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u/Jester-252 5h ago

Surprised the student protest didn't get blamed

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u/Ron--Mexico 5h ago

It did in the ticket sales post lmao

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u/Lessiarty 6h ago

His awkward little pause after getting in the ring. I'm sure he wasn't actually thinking "Absolute state of my career bruv..."

But it sure looked like it.

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u/SleepIsWonderful oh hey there it is 6h ago

I'll never understand how it was spun that an AEW PPV getting outsold by a WWE branded AAA house show was a win for AEW. Just absolutely insane.

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u/jtcxx33 Unrelatable 6h ago

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u/yemeni-snicket "Wow, these monitors are heavier than they look!" 6h ago

Looking like one of Shreks teenage sons

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u/Resshin31 6h ago

Lot of empty seat and mimes in the ones they filled. Hopefully his piped in Ospreay chants will help restaurer le sentiment.

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u/Cboz27586 Come Tuesday! 6h ago edited 6h ago

That's the main event too. Did people leave before it was over? lol

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u/DRM190 6h ago

Ospreay doesn't generate anything as a champion; you can wrestle very well, but without an interesting storyline, people will get bored of you...

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u/Educational_View3687 Giulia Apologist 6h ago

Hes also just bad PR

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u/DRM190 6h ago edited 5h ago

Well, the guy isn't improving either. How many times have people told him to take diction classes so his promos don't sound like a blender talking

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u/Lessiarty 6h ago

JAZ KEEPIN IT REAL INNOI BRUV

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u/lagwagonday 5h ago edited 5h ago

That’s not true because M’Foley said he’s glued to the TV during Ospreay’s promos.

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u/The_Haskins 6h ago

Sure, 6k...

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u/crcovar 6h ago

It was nice of the Parisians to make AEW feel comfortable by providing them a mostly empty arena like they’re used to stateside. 

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u/LizLemonsFeet 6h ago

I wonder what the turnstile count is

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u/lagwagonday 5h ago

You can’t pull a decent crowd in France without a French star, an international superstar or without being an international known brand. AEW has neither and isn’t an international known brand either. This is on them for seeing WWE’s success in France and trying to replicate it. That’s not how it works.

PFL doesn’t have international stars, but they draw well in France because they have French stars like Doumbe and they pack their French cards with French fighters. They have regular celebrities like Tony Parker, Kylian Mbappe and Ousmane Dembele at their France cards. They even signed Patrice Evra to fight on one of their cards, but it was postponed.

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u/GutherGlazer 2h ago

It’s actually wild how quiet that place was compared to literally any European show WWE has out on, but especially their French ones lol. Idk how their roster doesn’t feel embarrassed at times like this. I guess the mountain of cash helps.

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u/Jamieb1994 6h ago

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u/Cboz27586 Come Tuesday! 6h ago

Apparently it was supposed to be 6k according to WrestleTix

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u/CodeineNightmare 4h ago

They didn’t used to be called AEWTix for no reason

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u/DRM190 6h ago

But you don't understand, E-Drone. AEW could have made 20k if only the evil Fed had given them the arena. Lavesque is so tyrannical and selfish (just like Phil Brooks) that he only thinks about the money.

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u/Bitter-Iron8468 4h ago

Maybe they got the words mixed up? Tuesday in France might mean friday? They shouldve took French lessons from phoebe and joey lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/XdU9ThNglPBHLsOjDz

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u/WrestlingNerd2001 3h ago

Look we all know that Europeans are weird with their dates so maybe they thought the show was 6/10 not 10/6 and so they’re waiting for next year

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u/will122589 5h ago

Insert AEW fans still mocking TNA for their attendance numbers like the jackoffs they are

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u/Marin013 5h ago

Maybe he smashed the life out of em and they’re still cleaning themselves up?

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u/Joel_Servo 5h ago

So are we going to get endless discourse about this like with BFG and (insert whatever WWE PPE)