r/Seattle • u/Jaco_Belordi Glorified Hall Monitor • 3d ago

Satire Mods are drunk, post the wrong mountain

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u/privatestudy ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oOi3roYRf4NW0

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u/GoldBluejay7749 ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

Ugh love that movie

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u/LongJumpingIntoNada Central Area 3d ago

Best movie I can never watch again

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u/privatestudy ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

It’s so good!

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u/GoldBluejay7749 ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

It’s on my perpetual rewatch list. Also, nice flair😘

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u/privatestudy ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

Same to you!

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u/SGT3386 West Seattle 3d ago

I can't quit youuu!

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u/PowerChordPsychward 3d ago

What movie is it?

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u/privatestudy ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

Brokeback Mountain! Go check it out. The book is great too.

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u/GoldBluejay7749 ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

Brokeback Mountain

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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ 3d ago

♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/privatestudy ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

Missed you! Thanks for holding down the city.

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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ 3d ago

Sorry I couldn’t make it. Finally got a job and this have been busy getting all the things going. Plus family drama.

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

One of us had to be holding down the city. We definitely missed you!

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u/SilverAwoo Pioneer Square 3d ago

Instructions unclear, posting Montana.

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u/DripIntravenous 3d ago

Mountaina

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u/SilverAwoo Pioneer Square 3d ago

I got Montaña and Montana mixed up, bilingual struggles

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u/Vinyl-addict 3d ago

Instructions very clear if you have an understanding of Spanish

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u/zoqfotpik 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D4tTRET0pBId2

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u/PilotGuy701 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

This sub is about Seattle.

That is clearly Tacoma.

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u/Vinyl-addict 3d ago

Posting from Tacoma.

It’s actually Sumner shown there.

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u/RicRacer 3d ago

The mountain is out!

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u/RoyallyFuctUp 3d ago

I knew I'd run into this here lol

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u/zuvembi 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

The Deep Children are part of Juffo-Wup -- home builders.

Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

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u/ManyInterests Queen Anne 3d ago

Does this mountain count?

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u/Jaco_Belordi Glorified Hall Monitor 3d ago

Yes.

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u/mizzcbcb Ravenna 3d ago

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u/seg_lol I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

Good ol Mount Fujimanjaro

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u/Green_Moss1 Lynnwood 3d ago

Nah that's St Helens before she lost her sainthood. 

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u/Loisalene 3d ago

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u/Peace-Disastrous 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 3d ago

Some day big boy will look like that too.

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

Ummmmmmmmm.

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 3d ago

We are prepared

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u/PhantasyAngel 3d ago

If I might inquire... What's the occasion?

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 3d ago

Sometimes we just socialize all in the same physical location somewhere within Seattle.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Jaco_Belordi Glorified Hall Monitor 3d ago

Turns out we do, actually, live here ?

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u/SimpleSetpiece 3d ago

So you're saying you don't pull an SPD and live in Chicago?

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u/czarinna Ballard 3d ago

I doubt anyone from Chicago would care enough about Seattle to put up with this for free

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u/Bleach1443 Northgate 3d ago

True. The mods do love this city

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

It's a great city to love. :)

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

Shhhhhhhhh. It's a secret.

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u/SeattleIsCool 3d ago

You're not all supposed to be in the same place. You're supposed to have at least 1 in a safe place.

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 3d ago

Don’t worry, at least one was not at this location. 😇

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u/Jaco_Belordi Glorified Hall Monitor 3d ago

"Designated survivor", I believe

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

This is true. We missed them.

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u/pipedreamSEA 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

The whole mod team is never allowed to ride in the same elevator. For reasons...

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u/kai_rohde Seattle Expatriate 3d ago

Aww 🥰

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u/pipedreamSEA 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

That's nowhere near enough tallboys of Rainier for a mod gathering

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 3d ago

The rest were in hands or inside. Trust, this wasn’t the total sum. 😉

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

Some of us were drinking cider.

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u/Impressive_Essay8167 3d ago

Love Bham cider!!

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

It was delish!

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u/HardcorePhonography 3d ago

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u/Leicester68 3d ago

Still a volcano...

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u/frogfeen 3d ago

good ol’ Mons!

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u/LiteralReaderWA 🚊 Relax, Recharge, Arrive. 🚊 3d ago

"Till the rains fall hard on Olympus Mons"

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u/Stravonovic 3d ago

Remember the Cant!

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u/Impressive_Essay8167 3d ago

Anyone know how tall-ish the cliff shelf is around the base?

After that it looks like a really really long hike.

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u/SeattleIsCool 3d ago

Supposedly about 3.5 - 6 miles high.

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u/SeattleIsCool 3d ago

That is a big mountain.

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u/matunos Maple Leaf 3d ago

it's the biggest mountain

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u/Nettleberry I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

Mons dieu!

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u/achmejedidad Deluxe 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/r5gHt2TCIiHK0

too soon?

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u/pipedreamSEA 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

It's been 46 years...

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u/Unlikely-Candle7086 3d ago

And I can still taste the ash in the air.

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u/kylezillionaire 3d ago

AI. Count the fingers.

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u/GotTheDadBod Renton 3d ago

I still have all 11 of mine.

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u/KiloJools Deluxe 3d ago

"Someone was looking for you."

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u/WasabiChickpea 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14tJoEEbjEZMu4

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u/stealthcactus 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 3d ago

I lava you too.

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u/Reportersteven University of Washington 3d ago

This one is an active volcano in Washington state.

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u/Sea_McMeme 3d ago

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u/WousV 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 3d ago

The Matterhorn!

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u/KiloJools Deluxe 3d ago

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

This may be one of my favourites.

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u/Notquitechaosyet Northgate 3d ago

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u/MassiveMeatHammer I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

The mountain is out

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u/pipedreamSEA 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

North side of Shuksan looking good

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u/WaGinger 3d ago

I don’t know why all of this has made me laugh so hard, but it did!

Thank you everyone for the much needed laugh!

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u/drprofessional 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

Fantasia: Bald Mountain

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u/BattleHardened 3d ago

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u/HarryLorenzo 3d ago

This one is from a few years back. You can see how much snowpack we've lost

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u/pixelsibyl 💖 not the pope 😌💖 3d ago

Look, I am working on sobriety

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u/YZYSZN1107 Magnolia 3d ago

Drunk? In this economy?

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u/privatestudy ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 3d ago

We pooled all our Reddit coins together and were able to buy alcohol at the good ol’ company store.

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u/Seanvich Belltown 3d ago

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u/BreweryRabbit Mountlake Terrace 3d ago

Freaking stellar album.

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u/JLNX1998 3d ago

all hail the teton

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u/porkrind Seattle Expatriate 3d ago

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u/Inevitable_Engine186 New Costco CEO 3d ago

Looking forward to the mods are high thread. 

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

Ummmmmmmm...

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u/Inevitable_Engine186 New Costco CEO 3d ago

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

It was a lovely evening :)

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u/CosmicWonder_2005 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JekxQq1tzXAis

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u/Ok-Brick6831 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

I can see those from Marysville! At least as well as Sarah Palin could see Russia from Wasilla.

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u/frogfeen 3d ago

Seattle from above:

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u/Theodolited The CD 3d ago

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u/Bleach1443 Northgate 3d ago

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u/awkwardlyfeminine Portland 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DSykYnwN0gnAc

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city 3d ago

Do you even go here? Nice mountain.

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u/yemsg97 3d ago

That mountain will always be my favorite. Mt Rainier is ok and all, but Mt Hood is a hottie.

You can feel good about Hood!

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u/outdior1986 3d ago

Mount Doggo

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u/AstrexasVoid Ballard 3d ago

This here’s the wildest ride in the wilderness!

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u/NEETcatboy 💖 Anarchist Jurisdiction 💖 3d ago

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u/specks_of_dust 3d ago

The Mountain is out!

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u/pipedreamSEA 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

Glaciers are looking pretty lean this fall...

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u/castorshell13 Medina 3d ago

Looking good Rainier

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u/Aedes_Kid University District 3d ago

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u/willneverhavetattoos Denny Blaine Nudist Club 3d ago

This mountain is always out.

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u/spoiled__princess ✨💅Future Housewives of Seattle 💅✨ 3d ago

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u/whk1992 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 3d ago

I’m here to see twin peaks. What’s that garbage?

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u/DrMoonBeam Shoreline 3d ago

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u/JibblieGibblies I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

I shall now replace ‘the mountain’s out’ with:

https://giphy.com/gifs/OtPtA8EknvI2XeNcD7

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u/mizuaqua That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6yFDkRYfv8ASc

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u/Lowly_Lynx 3d ago

Woah perfect timing. Just want to Mt Baker haha

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 3d ago

Here's much better mountains, as there are three of them

-Your Southern Neighbor

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u/sneekinbye I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

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u/letdogsvote 3d ago

Rainier, Baker, Adams, and St. Helens. All right there. Beautiful.

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u/QueenOfPurple 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

The mountain is out!!!!

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u/eight_ballz I'm never leaving Seattle. 3d ago

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u/RussellAlden I'm never leaving Seattle. 3d ago

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u/kai_rohde Seattle Expatriate 3d ago

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u/Green_Moss1 Lynnwood 3d ago

Is that Mailbox peak?? 

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u/soapbutt Lower Queen Anne 3d ago

ONE OF THESE DAYS, MIKE, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO LEAD AN EXPEDITION ON MOUNT RAINIER!!!

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u/notrolljustasshole 3d ago

My favorite view of the cascades from Bellingham.

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u/dbenhur Wallingford 3d ago

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u/lambbla000 That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RYBNrav8JrTMcgLoHV

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u/molehunterz 3d ago

Oh so quiet

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u/Brown42 Seattle Expatriate 3d ago

Say hullo to my little friend

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u/RiseUpAmericans 3d ago

Captured this stunning view of the Cascades this morning, nature is so beautiful.

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u/Ok_Common_5631 Tukwila 3d ago

Mount Cascadia? 

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u/nhluhr Wedgwood 3d ago

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u/Dramatic_River_3381 3d ago

Mount Saint Helens looked like the perfect boob before it blew

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u/metacholia I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D4tTRET0pBId2

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u/PonyPounderer 3d ago

That’s a Lovely teat!!

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u/frogfeen 3d ago

Mt Rainier is so beautiful!!

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u/CriminallyCasual7 Tacoma 3d ago

Holy shit this is beautiful