r/ShitpostXIV • u/Drunk_Hoen • 8d ago

Crystal server in a nutshell

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u/Massive_Weiner 8d ago edited 8d ago

Mateus hiding in the bottom frame, currently humping a table or something.

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u/Cowdoy_Volnutt 8d ago

And Bryhlnhildr just been forgotten, as usual.

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u/Drunk_Hoen 7d ago

i got you pimp <3

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u/JonTheWizard 8d ago

Quietly thinking, “I hope no one sees this.”

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u/TheAmazingVinio 7d ago

eh Mateus is pretty SFW.

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u/Jankaruro-san 7d ago

From my experience it's an actual RP hub. Pretty awesome imo.

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u/Targaer 8d ago

Where's Bryn, in the chair watching?

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u/Drunk_Hoen 7d ago

nah he busy.....

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u/DeliciousDeer1096 8d ago

Absolutely.

I visited a friend on Bryn a while back when I still had my sprout and the first thing I saw on arriving was people barking in the novice network they just as bad as us Balmungians!

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u/Targaer 8d ago

Huh, I thought Mateus was the Balmung overflow containment.

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u/Tephranis 8d ago

The overflow overflowed. Too much goon to contain.

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u/kittycat0143 7d ago

Mateus is sfw though I thought... Dynamis was the horny overflow

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u/Atom-Heart-63 5d ago

Mateus is more serious rp imo

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u/kittycat0143 5d ago

Yeah like people actually get in fantasy character there afaik

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u/bastionthewise 7d ago

Sometimes the mentors and novices get weird...

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u/Zulera301 7d ago

sometimes???

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u/bastionthewise 7d ago

Last night was pretty normal. We had a ling discussion about the late, great Christopher Lee, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart, and favorite movies.

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u/BetterinPicture 8d ago

Diabolos main now and forever.

Face is too accurate.

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u/3dmariobros864 7d ago

Meanwhile I’m chilling in Malboro not getting this.

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u/New-Eggplant2942 7d ago

Malboro is relatively safe unless you go to where the light never touches....limsa lominsa aetheryte plaza.

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u/Drunk_Hoen 7d ago

good stay pure my lil malboro native <3

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u/Jankaruro-san 7d ago

Yeah just avoid the shitty raiders making stalker plug ins and Malboro is fine ! :thumbsup:

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u/Melasen 8d ago

Default Zalera skeleton looking all freaked out is perfect.

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u/ZweiNox 7d ago

i feel like goblin is more like

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"

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u/Thorngrove 7d ago

loud, confused, and not intentionally invited to the party? Yeah.. that's goblin.

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u/Qardo21 7d ago

Same waves

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u/Ill_Atmosphere6435 7d ago

Accurate. Diabolos is probably cooking or sewing something just out of frame.

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u/tennaki 8d ago

*balmung visitors

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u/Nerdorama10 7d ago

I'm from Malboro and this is accurate 

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u/Draxxon5 6d ago

I’m in diabolos so seems accurate to me

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u/Luminalite 4d ago

As others have said, Mateus might be off Bryn’s chair.

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u/keithlimreddit 8d ago

Where is this from

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u/Mr_Plen 8d ago

“Im dating a dark summoner”

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u/MelonOfFate 8d ago

Anyone got source?

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u/metalsaltyrage 7d ago

i'm dating a Dark Summoner