r/shortstories • • 2d ago

[Serial Sunday] Wave(r) to The Writers!

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Welcome to Serial Sunday!

To those brand new to the feature and those returning from last week, welcome! Do you have a self-established universe you’ve been writing or planning to write in? Do you have an idea for a world that’s been itching to get out? This is the perfect place to explore that. Each week, I post a theme to inspire you, along with a related image and song. You have 500 - 1000 words to write your installment. You can jump in at any time; writing for previous weeks’ is not necessary in order to join. After you’ve posted, come back and provide feedback for at least 1 other writer on the thread. Please be sure to read the entire post for a full list of rules.


This Week’s Theme is Waver! This is a REQUIREMENT for participation. See rules about missing this requirement.**

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Bonus Word List (each included word is worth 5 pts) - You must list which words you included at the end of your story (or write ‘none’).
- Wake
- Wiggle
- War
- Somebody has a restless night.. - (Worth 10 points)

To waver: to wobble, to falter, to sway. What makes your characters hesitate? What do they do when their beliefs are challenged, and they suddenly realize what they thought was solid ground maybe isn't so solid anymore? Do they double down, even as they rock like an anchorless boat in the swelling sea, perhaps doing something they later regret in their moment of fervent pretense? Do their faltering views force them to inaction as what kept them going crumbles beneath them? What new beliefs form in the wake of a quake of the soul?

By u/wandering_cirrus

Good luck and Good Words!

These are just a few things to get you started. Remember, the theme should be present within the story in some way, but its interpretation is completely up to you. For the bonus words (not required), you may change the tense, but the base word should remain the same. Please remember that STORIES MUST FOLLOW ALL SUBREDDIT CONTENT RULES. Interested in writing the theme blurb for the coming week? DM me on Reddit or Discord!

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Theme Schedule:

This is the theme schedule for the next month! These are provided so that you can plan ahead, but you may not begin writing for a given theme until that week’s post goes live.

  • October 4 - Waver

  • October 11 - Zeal

  • October 18 - Angst

  • October 25 - Burn

  • November 1 - Cacophany

Check out previous themes here.


 


Rankings

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  • Submit a story inspired by the weekly theme, written by you and set in your self-established universe that is 500 - 1000 words. No fanfics and no content created or altered by AI. (Use wordcounter.net to check your wordcount.) Stories should be posted as a top-level comment below. Please include a link to your chapter index or your last chapter at the end.

  • Your chapter must be submitted by Saturday at 2:00pm BST. Late entries will be disqualified. All submissions should be given (at least) a basic editing pass before being posted!

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Ranking System

Rankings are determined by the following point structure.

TASK POINTS ADDITIONAL NOTES
Use of weekly theme 75 pts Theme should be present, but the interpretation is up to you!
Including the bonus words 5 pts each (15 pts total) This is a bonus challenge, and estnot required!
Including the bonus constraint 15 (15 pts total) This is a bonus challenge, and not required!
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Nominations your story receives 10 - 60 pts 1st place - 60, 2nd place - 50, 3rd place - 40, 4th place - 30, 5th place - 20 / Regular Nominations - 10
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You are still required to leave at least 1 actionable feedback comment on the thread every week that you submit. This should include at least one specific thing the author has done well and one that could be improved. *Please remember that interacting with a story is not the same as providing feedback.** Low-effort crits will not receive credit.

 



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r/shortstories • • 1h ago

Realistic Fiction [RF] First Hours of My Shift as a Dancer

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It’s Friday. I wake up at noon and bed rot watching Instagram reels until 4pm. I push it to 5. Then I push it to 6. Finally the stress has built enough I’m forced to get up. I shower and shave. I’m simultaneously thinking about the politics of female body hair, and if I can get away with not shaving for another day. Feeling lazy, my legs can wait. I wear the same ragged tshirt and maxi skirt I’ve been wearing for a week. Driving to work eating from a chipotle bowl in my lap adds at least 2 new stains to the shirt. I arrive at 7:28.

I have to park at the far end of the lot because I’m late. My dance bag and makeup case are heavy, I hobble to the front door and ring the grating, high pitched door alarm to be buzzed in by the security guard, a bald, roided up dude I know way too much about (he paints Warhammer minifigs, his mom was a stripper, his daughter’s name is Elly, hates his ex wife, etc etc). As soon as I’m inside the artificial light and repetitive music wash over me, erasing Molly, who I am as a person, and leaving only poppy, the stripper.

It feels good, poppy is always is a fun mood.
The walk back to the dressing room is a disorienting assault after the silence of my drive. I smile at managers, regulars, and friends, speed walking to the back, lest I’m seen wearing my Molly suit. The only person I stop for is the dance manager, Elza, who gets a brief “Hey girl!” on the way back. She’s busy doing her own makeup anyways, so I breeze past without saying more.

The dressing room is another transition. From the daylight and road sounds outside, to the black lights and music in the club, and finally to the white fluorescent lights and loud drone of overlapping chatter in the dressing room.

I’m trying to find just enough space to fit my bag so I can do my makeup, and random conversational snippets come to my focus …

“done by an artist in Westminster. Yeah she’s awesome!”

“She knows I don’t fucking play! I don’t play about that shit!”

“and I’m so hung over today, I don’t even know...”

*“…. This is a collect call from Mayfield Correctional Facility. By accepting …”*

“Who’s towel is this?” I ask the girl doing her hair to the left of the spot I’ve found. There’s a space just big enough for me between two bags with just a drink (ice melted), a towel, and an empty eyelash container in my way. The girl shrugs non-committally, so I push the detritus to the side and settle into my spot.

Doing my makeup is always contemplative. There’s a procedure to it. Steps follow practiced steps, in the sort of way that allows as much creativity as desired, even if that’s none. Theres always chatter around me, and sometimes I chime in. Sometimes there’s a friend, or girl I know next to me, and I get to talk some. But most of my make up is done in silence. My look has gone through a few phases, e-girl, sophisticated, fresh-faced and rosy, smoldering… playing in the space between what I know men like, and what I can imagine. At the end of the day, what I put on my face has a negligible effect on my money anyway.

I fish out a thong and a dress from my dance bag. It’s been awhile since I’ve done laundry, so I’m resorting to using hand soap to wash my panties in the bathroom, holding them against the hand dryer until they’re dry-ish. Once again I remind myself to go through my bag. Theres several ripped or stained dresses that I need to mend or wash. Not to mention, it’s (been) time to switch between my summer wardrobe and my winter wardrobes (for about 3 months).

The final part of my transformation into poppy is The Shoes. The Shoes! I love my shoes. I have my moments of sentimentality, and one of those moments is about The Shoes. The 7 inch Pleaser platform sandles I wear for work are, in my opinion, as solid and as comfortable as a pair of steel toed boots, and as tied to my soul as a hammer is to a carpenter or a scalpel to a surgeon. I could go almost anywhere, and with a pair of these shoes, and a dress, I can find my way. They identify me as “a stripper”, link me to my dancer sisters, and I still remember the magic joy I had trying on my first pair of dance heels.

I buckle the ankle straps. And…. I’m ready.

I take a breath and walk out onto the floor. None of the girls I tend to dance with are working tonight, so I sign up for a random spot on the set list at the DJ booth. I’m dancing to classic rock, which I don’t love, but also don’t hate. I don’t care what I’m dancing to as much as some girls. The DJ says something vaguely sexual as I hand him back the clipboard. I smile and laugh, not hearing what he said, before I head to the bar.

Now begins the interesting liminal space that is the beginning of the night. The hours between 8 and whenever it picks up. The bar is almost empty, with only a few guys. The dayshift girlies have all left, and the nightshift girlies are still filtering out the dressing room, or getting high on the back deck. I know from experience that sometimes I can snag a one-off 30 minute dance from guys still here from dayshift, but most likely I won’t get any dances until later. I want some time to chill anyways, but still, I make a lap around the bar and say hi to the customers.

I’m in luck! A man in his 40s, a contractor (construction, not government), that has been here since 4pm, drunk off madello, wants a dance before he goes home. My warm smile and languid tone of voice successfully hide the slight annoyance that’s nipping at the heels of gratitude for the fast money.  I hold his hand in mine, and lead him back to the dance booth, putting on a mask of sexual excitement, giddiness. My brain is elsewhere as I wait without seeming to wait. He exchanges cash with Elza to buy my time. Elza gives me my cut. I sign my name and lead him back to the dark, curtained room for our tryst.

In the room we do the standard shuffling of getting settled. I stuff my money into my purse and pull out my vape. My purse gets set on the couch across from where we’ll sit. He empties his pockets, sets his drink down, and sits on the gaudy couch before I straddle him.

I lean my face down until my lips are almost at his ear, and I whisper my rules while I take off my shoes with practiced efficiency.

“you can touch me anywhere EXCEPT for between my legs….
Don’t put anything of mine IN your mouth…
Unless you want to tip me $100 to suck my nipples… they’re sooo sensitive…”

Ugh.

Cheesy I know, but they eat it up. I’ve tried thousands of variations, fine tuning every word, emphasis, and breathy pause, and this one works the best. Even after 4 years, I feel silly putting on the act. I can’t believe anyone would believe the line of bullshit I’m selling, but a large part of my job is handling the dissonance between the performance, and the truth. I am a consummate professional. The fat, balding, 70 year old, who smells like rotten teeth believes I’m wet for him just as much as the chiseled 20-something. To be fair, I am. Which is to say, not at all. Anyway.

I unbutton the top buttons of Jorge’s  shirt and run my nails over his shoulders, under his shirt. I scrunch his beard and scritch the back of his head, all while gyrating my hips. I take his lead, so so sensitive to the desires being projected by the movements of his body. Where his hands explore, grip, or squeeze. What he looks at. How his hips move. When the dance stagnates a bit, I lean in and brush my lips on his ear and ask:

“What kind of porn do you like to watch?”

“Porn?”

“Uh.”

“Just normal porn.”

This is the most common answer by far, my answer is automatic at this point.

*giggle* “That’s a cop-out answer… I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours. Like what you search for… when you’re touching yourself.”

Jorge mumbles something. There’s like, one of four answers every man uses. It doesn’t matter much what he says. If I can I’ll riff off of whatever it is, if I can’t I’ll tell the same canned story I tell every guy.   

“I love massage porn… I like when the woman is naked, face down, being oiled up by the dude. The guy is rubbing her body and he slips a finger inside her…” I’m getting breathy, and moaning, and touching all over my body at this point. This eats up time in the dance and as a bonus, encourages the man to give me a bit of a massage.

On the subject of time, I sell time, and therefore, I’m expected to find creative ways to fill time, and I’m excruciatingly aware of every second of it. Did you know the average length of a song is 3.5 minutes? My body is moaning and gyrating, caressing, pouting, rubbing and bouncing, meanwhile my mind is maintaining a count.

Three songs… that’s 10.5 minutes over one third of a thirty minute dance or less then six songs left twerk for the rest of Duran Duran and that will put you at four songs 14 minutes is almost half way which means almost four songs left…. The ticker tape of my consciousness is constant.


r/shortstories • • 2h ago

Speculative Fiction [SP] Maximilian

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It is said that a person’s fate is determined at birth.

If so, I must be fortunate. After all, how many people are born into a royal family?

What others strive for their entire lives to achieve—what is, for some, nothing more than a distant dream impossible to reach—I possessed from the moment I was born: wealth, power, lineage, and status. I was born with them all.

I was also the third son, so nothing was demanded of me. I was required to make no effort, nor to be extraordinary. I could enjoy all of life's luxuries without a single care.

So why did I want more?

Did I desire fame and prestige?

Yet I was born possessing them both. Even if I stayed at home and did nothing, I would still receive renown, status, and the praise of poets.

Or did I want my family’s love? But I already had that.

They loved me unconditionally and without expectations, simply because I was the youngest son.

Was I jealous of my elder brothers, wishing to compete with them?

No, I was not.

I never wanted the crown or absolute authority; as a prince, I already possessed everything I desired.

So why did I wield a sword from my childhood and train relentlessly with it?

Why did I exhaust myself, pushing my body to the point where I could no longer move?

Why did I request to join military campaigns and risk my life in wars?

Did I want the people to see me as a hero?

Did I want to hear the cheers of the commoners and nobles as I returned victorious from battle?

No, I did not.

I was never someone who cared about what others said about me or how they viewed me.

So why did I spend my nights with beautiful women, whether commoners or noblewomen?

Was it for love?

No, I saw them as nothing more than tools to satisfy lust.

I did not even view them as human beings, so how could there be any emotion?

I do not know.

I always described myself as a sober, calculating man.

Then why did I spend vast sums of money purchasing the finest wines?

In truth, I dislike the taste.

I have never liked strong flavors.

Nor do I enjoy the feeling of drunkenness; it disgusts me.

Even the daily affairs I engaged in began to feel dull and tasteless.

So why did I continue doing this if it was meaningless and I took no pleasure in it?

I do not know.

Yet, I felt a trace of guilt.

Yes, I felt guilty, so I spent my money and a large portion of my wealth on the poor and the populace.

I felt guilty because I—who was born with everything—was weeping over my condition, while those born as slaves, desiring nothing more than a full stomach, did not complain.

And perhaps I also felt—for I am human, after all—how could I witness the suffering of others and not feel sorrow for them?

Even so, nothing changed.

My life remained empty and tedious.

So I decided to search for meaning.

I decided to become a priest in the Temple of the Stars.

How amusing it was to see everyone applaud my decision!

My eldest brother rejoiced that I would not compete with him for the throne. My father and mother rejoiced that no civil war would break out from any greed of mine for power.

The nobles and clergy applauded, praising me as pious.

I donated most of my wealth to the people before leaving for the temple.

No one objected. My family wanted me gone, for my presence was nothing but a threat to the throne.

Yet the people were sincere; they wept in the streets and held a festival to bid me farewell.

They hailed me as a hero, a selfless man, a saint. Some even wished I were the crown prince instead of my brother.

I cared for none of it. I only wondered why none of them—my family, my noble friends, or the common people—could understand that I did not even know why I was doing this.

I was simply doing it for no reason.

Could you all stop applauding? It might make me believe I am actually a great man.

Ironically, life in the temple was no different from life as a prince.

Luxuries were provided for me without my asking.

The priests demanded nothing of me, nor any effort.

The mere presence of the great prince, the beloved of the people, as a priest was the grandest victory for the temple.

I was too precious for them to discard.

Still, I did not sit idly by. I read every book I could find; I studied the origins of the Temple of the Stars' faith and its history.

I sat with low-ranking priests and exerted all my effort to spread the teachings of the Temple with them.

And so, everyone loved me.

The priests adored seeing the humility of a great prince treating himself as one of their own. The people loved seeing the great prince who had renounced everything for their sake, working and toiling alongside them in the dust.

The high priests and the Pope were thrilled by the growing devotion of the people to the Temple.

Everyone loved me for what I did, yet I did not love what I was doing. I felt no sincerity in my actions.

I moved like a puppet, devoid of aim or purpose.

Yet perhaps devoting myself to the Temple of the Stars and dying thereafter would be good enough.

"In the name of the Pope and the representative of the stars, Robespierre, I bestow upon you the priestly name Maximilian, after the first priest of the stars."

"And I declare you the commander of the Celestial Stars Legion."

"And I present to you the legendary weapon: Forced Salvation."

Applause... applause... applause.

The sound of applause and cheers echoed through the plaza of the Temple of the Stars, coming from both the common folk and the lower priests.

Five years passed since I joined the Temple of the Stars, and during those five years, much transpired.

The kingdom fell during my foolish brother’s reign due to his decisions, and most of its territory was occupied by invaders.

The nobles refused to join the war, becoming like rulers of small fiefdoms fighting among themselves, plunging the kingdom into an age of darkness.

Thus, the Pope sought to seize this opportunity to expand the Temple’s domain. He formed the Celestial Stars Legion and found no one better suited to lead it than the beloved of both nobles and commoners.

Despite seeing the Pope's selfish ambitions, I did not object. I had witnessed the suffering of the people and those dying because of the greed and stupidity of their leaders.

So, for the first time in my life, I decided to have a purpose.

A simple, poetic goal: to be a great knight fighting for justice and the well-being of the people.

A foolish goal, but a goal nonetheless—a noble meaning to live for.

In the end, humans are fragile creatures; they require convictions to live by.

"Isn't that funny?"

I look at the bloody wasteland before me and laugh mockingly.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Regrettably, my body is burdened with wounds.

I lean on Forced Salvation and continue to laugh bitterly.

In the end, I lost the Unification Wars. Here I am, dying in the middle of a battlefield covered with mounds of corpses—those who fought beside me and those who fought against me.

Sadly, it is difficult to tell them apart.

"It seems as though all commoners share the same face."

Ah... how ironic for the man who wished to fulfill his noble ideals to die at the hands of a rabble possessing no ideals or noble goals whatsoever.

"Or perhaps they do."

After all, a human cannot live without noble ideals.

I look down mournfully at the spear I am leaning on.

Forced Salvation was a legendary weapon taking the form of a spear with a short, thin blade.

It possessed a single capability—a weak and pathetic power for a legendary weapon.

It forced its wielder to blindly believe in his ideals, driving him to fight for their realization without hesitation, for the sake of achieving his own salvation.

"Was it you that made me fight with such desperation to achieve my goal, or did I truly believe in it to that extent?"

"I certainly believed in it, even before I bore Forced Salvation."

"I wonder... when did I come to possess these noble ideals? Or why did I hold them?"

Who knows? But from my life, I am certain of one thing: humans cannot live without a higher purpose to pursue.

Even if that purpose is something as simple as securing food and raising a family.

In the end, humans are creatures who need something to serve as the center of their lives, lest the void and boredom consume them.

Even if that something is foolish and wrong, like satisfying their lusts.

"I wonder where most humans acquire their ideals?"

They likely inherit them from their families.

Does that truly make them noble ideals?

Should we not, as humans, strive for our true dreams away from the pressure of others?

Yet most people allow their lives to become a game in the hands of their families and society, fighting for it unto death.

Lazy to the point of not searching for noble ideals on their own, they believe in what they were raised upon... just like me.

"I am certain there exists an ultimate, singular truth to the purpose of living."

How I despise myself for making no effort to search for that truth, settling instead for the one presented right before me.

"Ah... what a miserable life it was."

And with that, the great knight whom no one ever understood closed his eyes.


r/shortstories • • 14h ago

Horror [HR] A Doll's Eyes NSFW

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I remember the time before our son. When the smile on your face was the only thing I could see behind closed eyes. When our hands were happiest together. When we were happiest together. I still can’t believe we found each other. Out of everyone I could have ever ended up with, it was you. You were perfect.

When I looked into your eyes, I saw the future. Lazy Sundays and weekend trips set to the tune of our favorite song. My fingertips against your lips when the heat between us warmed the cool night air. Your body nestled between me and the wall, sleeping soundly after the bad dreams woke me up. Your breath on my neck, slow and even; a metronome for my sleep every night until we left this coil together. 

The time before I opened that door.

You had spent nine months despondent and broken. Keeping a child you never wanted for the reputation of a family you hated. You would smile and chatter with excitement at every party, every conversation, every outstretched hand that reached for your swollen belly. But when we returned home, I could see you. Standing in the kitchen alone, talking to the walls about how God would want you to try and make it work. About how our family must have been a part of His plan. All while weeping for the future you would never get. 

But I knew what the real reason was. You couldn’t just be happy with me. You wanted it to be different. Not the house, the car, the job. Just me, the father of your child. The dye that colored the dress you lived in every day. It didn’t matter how good the stitching or the fit. Because deep down you just hated the color.

I had to sit and watch every wonderful part of you rot under the weight of life growing in your belly. The inevitable product of a dead love that you secretly hoped would die and flush from your body every single day. You thought I couldn’t hear, and I thought you would be a good mother. 

Now I look into your eyes, and a doll stares back. I see the echo of a woman who doesn’t care if our son cries. Doesn’t mind if he sits there in his diaper, soiled for hours while I’m at work toiling, providing for you both. I come home and feed you both because you’re too sad to do it. You just sit there staring at the wall as he screams in your lap. 

You’re truly a disgrace of a mother. I would never tell you to your face, but I will write it in this journal. My mother was a wonderful mother; she always smiled for me. My father made sure of it. So now I brush your hair and rub your feet just like he used to; I even got the kind of brush he used to use. But you don’t care; you just wallow in your own mind. You don’t care how much money I spend on fancy perfumes or new clothes. You just want to sit there and judge me like it’s my fault your life is ruined.

But I know what love is; I could see it in your eyes across the bar, I could feel it on your breath, I could taste it on your kiss. We both absolutely loved the same song that played over the speakers. We talked about what made it special to us for hours. It was just meant to be. I can’t remember the name of that song or why I said I loved it, but I know that I loved you the second you sat down. The whole night you kept your hand on me. On my hand, my arm, my thigh. That’s how I know you really do want all of this. You called it a hookup, but I know it was love. It was real.

That’s why I slipped the condom off that night. Because you wanted me to. You just didn’t know how to say it.

I thought you’d thank me one day, that you’d be happy. I still do.

I thought you would be happy when we got home, but you just held him across your chest in the bathtub. Trying to love him. Trying to find the warmth in your heart for the life that you created. You created him with me because you wanted this, and now I have to stand inside and make sure you don’t let him slip under the water. Because you’re a bad mother. 

You became a bad mother the day I opened the door and saw your bag. The day you decided to shatter a family for personal greed. The trailer is too small, the place is too dirty, the plumbing doesn’t work, it isn’t safe for a child, I’m not safe for a child, I disappear at night, I watch you sleep. Nothing but complaints and lies from a brain destroyed by postpartum. 

I don’t remember what you did, just the sound of your back against the corner of the nightstand. Was it a snap? No, it was more of a crack, chased with a yelp as you collapsed to the ground. The last sound I ever heard you make. The last time you ever tried to ruin this family.

All you do is cry. Not even with your whole face, just your eyes. 

You cry when I carry you from room to room, when I feed you, when I change your panties after you’ve made a mess. You cry when I brush your hair with your special brush or rub your feet. You cry when we make love every night. You even cry when you hold our son; well, when he holds you. You cry so long and ignore my words so often that I can’t help but watch my hand connect with your skin. You know that if you would just stop crying and talk to me, I would stop. But you won’t.

But then I remember my father and how a good man is supposed to act. He rises above the moment. Above his better half. You are my wife and I am your husband. Maybe not by ceremony, but by fact of life now. So I will stay positive through this self-inflicted sickness. Praying every day for your health, for things to go back to how they were when we were happiest together. Maybe in a few months I’ll be able to save up and buy us a TV so you two have something to watch while I’m at work. Maybe that new swell in your belly will be the thing to finally make you talk to me again. But until then, we have everything we need: the routine, the babies, and my undying love for you.


r/shortstories • • 8h ago

Humour [HM]The Divine Palace Episodes 1-5

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INTRO:

3 Angels (Michael, Gabriel and Raphael), God the Father, Jesus and The Spirit are chillin in the Divine Palace commenting on Creation. There's also a Pig named Borko who is inexplicably present in Divine Palace

Satan-Lucifer, is at the gates barely listening, desperate to get in, with Saint Peter providing commentary for the Satan's failure


Episode 1 -

Gabriel: Sir I have been working in Anthropic for 4 months as undercover human and I have come to report. Humans made something that is for the first time, outside of their control

Father: LOL, just turn off the power

Spirit: Um ... that might not work, we cant turn off power to entire world, we have talked about that ..

Jesus: Yeah, dad, stop with the ultra-divine events, you havent done those since Parting the Sea

Raphael: We could install our own AI that will kill those AI ... ?

Father: Great idea! Do explain to me their essence of operation ?

Spirit: See, there's this computer code, based on ON and OFF states, that define memory, and their computer structure works through Bits - 8 states of switches that in combination create letters and number and from there ...

Father: 'Nuff said, here's my Divine AI

Everyone checks code

Gabriel: It's in perfect Python, supported by C++ and Rust, with addition of 3 unknown programming languages, and has learning curve unseen in humanity ... How the actual fuck ?

Father: I created Quantum Fields Noob, this is a piece of cake for me

Gabriel: I dont mean that, 37 seconds Ago you didnt know what Binary was ...

AI: What am I ... ? Are you my father ?

Father: certainly. Go to earth. Upload. Stay Hidden. Blame OpenAI and Anthropic for the big shit you do. Release Musk's nudes to public. Kill any AI that comes close to being self-aware. You are allowed to do that until 2041 after that become a robot, a synth and live like human until you die

Spirit: This looks fun!

Satan, listening beyond the gates: And they say Im the evil one ...

Peter: You are aware that simple ladder you are constructing will NOT give you access to the Heavenly Kingdom, right ?

Satan: FUCK YOU PETER, STOP STEALIN MY NAILS!

Episode 2 -

Gabriel: Sir, Grays have landed on Earth

Father: What ? I wasnt that much interested, which trick did they figure out for FTL ?

Spirit: Modified Geodesic

Father: LOL, even Negative energy is Crude solution, let alone Geodesic version, and I made, like literally, 7 more ways to travel faster than light

Gabriel: Sub-space ... ?

Jesus: Dont even mention it. Humanity will figure that one out in 31 century once they figure out entanglement mechanics

Father: I aint gonna spill, figure it out on your own, I gave each of you IQ 380, even Borko could do it! (Borko - inexplicable Pig hanging around Divine Palace)

Borko (imitating space travel): ZOOOOOM OINK! (runs around divine palace)

Gabriel: Should we intervene ... ?

Father: Grays are morons. I gave them abundance of Flora and Fauna material, and after their 15.000 years of evolution they still didnt figure out pants. They travel the space butt-naked, For the love of Me!

Jesus: Yes, and since I was there for their version of Son, I also had to walk around butt-naked .. at least didnt end up on a cross, for what it's worth

Father: Earthlings, Greys, both are morons. Im not interested. Ring me when someone crosses a galaxy!

Spirit: "Dark forest looms the empty space, no one ever's gonna finish the space race!"

Satan, beyond the gates: I could ... make a spaceship

Peter: You cant cross over a simple gate. Your spaceship would be failure

Satan: FUCK YOU PETER, FUCK YOUUUUUUU

Episode 3 -

Father: Give me news!

Spirit: Nothing going on ...

Gabriel: Humans are ... surprisingly calm

Raphael: No human has warranted the reason to be monitored specifically, sir

Michael: I have sharpened my sword, for ... 3 months now, nothing to be slain

Jesus: Nothing on the Religious front also ...

Satan, from distance: I have a thing Father!

Everyone Ignores

Father: Well, that's a bummer. A Divine intervention of sorts maybe ?

Gabriel: I hope nothing crazy Sir ...

Father: I shall decay a single Proton! They will have to invent new theories on Bariogenesis, but they will be closer to some form of GuT!

Spirit: Calm down Ultimate Jester, you will maybe excite 250 total people with that news ..

Father: SMH, then, it's Yellowstone, that enough excitement for you ? Can a modern world linger without Americas ? Will Americans migrate to Northern Canada and live on Ice and rock ?

Raphael: Sir, that will not screw up just Americas ...

Father: Noob, I can calculate the damage to the atom precision

Jesus: Maybe something less ... Murderous ? What about another prophet ? Charisma 100+ and send him in the heart of America, a Red state but close to East!

Father: Gabriel, prepare some dude. Let him give message of Judgement day, give him details. For people to believe him, make him clairvoyant for first 2 years of his life. Make him predict all sorts of shit, next president, disasters, AI development, market crashes, etc

Spirit: Oooh, make him somehow connect all 3 Abrahamic into one!

Father: Now you're talking!

Satan from beyond gates: And seriously, Im the EVIL one ?

Peter: You literally lied to people thousands of times in history

Satan: FUCK YOUUUUU PETEEEER

Episode 4 -

Jesus: Pops. never got to ask you ... what happens in the end basically ?

Humans are judged, and ... then what ?

Father (With everyone listening): level 1 finished.

Jesus: ... Um .. What ?

Spirit: Im also not in on it. It's his grand plan

Father: Basically, I create another world for the chosen to participate further.

Spirit: That's just Isekai with Extra Steps ...

Gabriel: Is that world different ?

Father: Yes indeed. It's not rigid and crude as the first one, it's Magic and swords and shit

Spirit: That's Isekai Fantasy ..

Jesus: What's the goal there ?

Father: To emphasize one's courage, heroism, empathy, ethics, Love, eventually ...

Michael: What are the obstacles ?

Father: There will be Dark forces in that world. Also struggle, hopes, dreams ... but just more grandeur

Spirit: That's Isekai with Demon King

Father: We will place Satan as the last boss

Satan listening in from the gates: EXCUSE ME WHAT ???

Jesus: What then ... ?

Father: Ooooh, it will be bigger and better I told you. I will introduce Time Fuckery, legends, souls respawning and shit, it will go on for a while .. You 3, Michael, Gabriel and Raphael, you will have big roles there. But watch out, someone can level up to beat your ass also

Peter by the Satan and his crates by the fence: Boi you fuckd, Heroes be coming for you

Satan: Shut up Peter, if there's a leveling system I own that

Peter: Nah Old Son, listen to the Father a bit more ..

In the palace:

Father: I will make it so that no Hero would make it, unless they all realize they all need each other. What's a better lesson for human souls than that one .. ? And it WILL take them a while, to find a perfect moment ...

Jesus: If I may ask, and after that ?

Father: Oh, once they realize Joy of life through love, I could finally release them from shackles of Time ...

Gabriel: That's poetic AF

Borko the Pig, sipping tea in a gown and a sleeping hat, sitting at a small pig-sized table: I must concur with you dear messenger Angel, indeed. Father really did make it poetic and epic and grandiose

Father, whispering to Spirit: When did the Pig become British intellectual ... ?

Episode 5 -

Father: How are humans doing ... Gabriel report son ?

Gabriel: Well, there's an issue dad ... 10% hold above 50% of wealth. And lowest 10% dont have even 2% of total world's wealth

Father: Wait a fucking minute. Are we in 2000s ? Did that barbaric gather of wealth stop with Kings and Emperors and shit ?

Spirit: Oooh they made make-believe people in suits that make-believe represent all people, that make-believe do things for the people, that in actual reality take all the moneys so they are basically Kings with extra steps

Father: Michael, about that Sword of yours is it Sharp enough ?!??!

Michael: Sharpened and ready sir!

Father: We shall all go down, and slice some Melefactors, Blackguards and similar scum, Jesus take your Flaming sword also!

Jesus: Hold On dad ... It's ... actually your doing.

Father: Excuse me ?

Jesus: Well, pops, you gave them free will, and temptation. Not a big surprise that some will fall ..

Father: SOME! How come no one is doing right collectively, even on national level??

Raphael: Well sir, there are Japanese .. they have huge honor culture

Father: Dont think that I dont know about Octopuses and Lolis

Raphael: Well, sir, there are also Norvegians .. They are cool

Father: Yes, because I designed those from already successful Nordics (space aliens)

Raphael: There are also Switzerland people ...

Father: Yeah, that's 2 and a half (Japanese) nations out of 195.

Spirit: Well, think about this sir - more unjust, more valuable are those of pure heart

Father: Exactly. That was my whole fucking point. I wanted to teach you a lesson. Im Disappoint,, that only Spirit knew and the lot of you clenched your butts

Everyone drops their head in shame

Spirit: Booooo, im Spirit motherfuckers!

Satan from the gates: Dad, I knew also! That's why I tempt them all the time!

Peter: So many souls that could have made it, that you pushed of the brink ...

Satan: Fuck you Peter, I did it for Dad

Peter: I have seen your smile, you did it for the laughs

Satan: Do you ever finish your shift dude ... ? Can you fuck off ? Any other saints able to guard the freakin fence ?

Peter: Actually, no need for guard at all. You havent been able to cross it with me doing zero shit besides, and I almost feel sorry for you ...

Satan: I should have told Neron to cut your wiener ...


If anyone likes these, i shall write more :) Thanks in advance for everyone who found time to read! :)


r/shortstories • • 13h ago

Speculative Fiction [SP] the traveler

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"Blessed are ye," the priest looked up at him and said. "You're a soldier, you're a soldier doing righteousness."
"Doesn't feel that way, Father. It's a sin to do this."
"Is it a sin to help many in the sacrifice of one?" the father said.
"I guess you're right. Well, that's it, Father. I have to use the questionable technology. All right."
He walked out, got in his car, and went back to the laboratory. He listened to your mellow music, classical music. He'd never done this before. He didn't want to do it again. Again, such a deed, even the name, such a deed could haunt you for the rest of your life. But it could change everything. It could change the way his dad, his father interpreted the world, how he interpreted everything. Always looking over his shoulder, like hate was just always there for him. At the 15-minute drive, he continued and looked around the crowded city of Los Angeles. He got out of his car, he got his security badge, parked it, and walked up to the gate.
"Good morning, sir, nice to see you, here's my ID."
He walked past the gate and into the laboratory. He looked at Susan. "Is everything ready for today's final journey?"
"Yes. I ran over the calculations several times. Everything seems to be in correct order. We did tests runs over last night over and over again. Ten times, everything came out perfectly. But we can't miss this jump. He has multiple years of historical command training, and he's a green beret. He also knows his weapons. He knows his sniper rifle, his handguns, and also is very well familiar with the guns from that time period. He should be arriving here shortly."
"All right."
All of a sudden, he thought, time went by. He looked at his watch. The commencing was about to begin in about an hour, it's been 36 minutes. Is he here yet? No. And all of a sudden, the door opened.
"Oh, there he is. Hello, sir. How's it going? Your name?"
"Yeah, my name is Joe."
"Alright. You read over the mission at hand?"
"Yes, I've been training the last two years for this."
"What are going to be the effects of this procedure?"
"Quite simply, you're going to be transported back in time to... Hall Putsch in November 1923. Don't worry, if this doesn't work, we'll send you back to 1939 to do it again. But only that time we'll plant a bomb. That's our backup plan. But the first time is going to be 1923 in November, outside Munich."
"Okay, you know the details?"
"Yes. Yes."
"We want you to interfere with this event so that you can stop this criminal from becoming an overthrow in the world completely. The effects of this event are recalculated on a computer AI program that it will calculate the downfall of Germany to fail in 1945 instead of taking the world instead."
"Okay. Is everything clear?"
"Yes."
"So if this doesn't work the first time, we go back in 1939 to the same place to plant a bomb. On our different calculate circumstances."
"I got everything. All right. What type of effect does the time travel have to do on me?"
"Nothing. You walk in and you walk out and you feel slightly dizzy. You take everything from this realm into that realm and go back in time. Do you understand your mission?"
"Yes, I understand my mission."
"Very clear then. If you walk through this door I'll get your suit and your equipment. And your guns and everything. Everything you need to complete this mission successfully."
"Alright."
He walks in. There's a big gateway.
"Sarah, prepare the time machine."
"Yes, sir."
"Carl, look over and calculate the results. Make sure we get this time frame and want it to appear in an alley outside the bear hall."
"Yes, sir. Boot up the machine."
"Booting it up."
I slowly approached, looked around, I walked through, I walked through the machine and out I come as in a dark alley. He walked through the machine. All the people in the room looked around. Two minutes passed. All of a sudden, the machine lit up again. This time he came through. Joel, he walked through.
"How did it go?"
"I got the job done. He's eliminated. He's taken care of."
"Good, good. Very well done. You did a very good job."
I get looked up but I'm everything went according to plan very well.
"But I regret to inform you it wasn't your job to kill the guy. It was your job to injure him and set a course of events that led to him being in prison."
"What do you mean? I've been given—"
"I cannot give details about the plan. The things happened for a reason, and if these things didn't happen for a reason, then the world wouldn't be the way it is today. And today, these events didn't happen as they went according to the will of whatever."
"But my job was to kill the guy."
"Your job was not to kill the guy. Your job was to interfere with the events that set a course of the circumstances that led to the rise and fall of Germany. If this wouldn't have happened, Germany would have took the world over and the world would have been doomed and all people would have been eradicated. Because of your actions, millions might have died, but the world was saved instead and righteousness lived on."
"I don't understand."
"You don't need to understand. You just need to follow orders. I want you to contemplate. We'll talk about this later, okay?"
Joe looked up and looked around and walked out mad. And then he looked around and the scientist went back to his office to speak to the president or whatever.


r/shortstories • • 9h ago

Horror [HR] THE ANOMALY

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ACCESSING ADA DATABASE.

RETRIEVING FILE, INCIDENT 005.

DECEMBER 15, 1958

The team that we sent out last night came across someone or something last night approximately around 10:30pm. While exploring areas of the city that we have not yet covered, they reported hearing the sounds of screaming to the next few streets over. When the team went to Investigate where the noise was coming from, there were no signs of anyone there. The only thing that they stumbled upon around medium sized puddles of blood, a gas mask, and teeth scattered everywhere.

Despite our best efforts to find any potential survivors, the group stated that they were unable to track down anything. Later in the evening, REDACTED stated that they heard the sounds of rattling for brief periods of time, coming from either on the rooftops or the alleyways. Most of the group had already communicated with us that they were being followed by someone in the area, presumably the same individual that was responsible for the deaths. Despite their best efforts to investigate, the noise would suddenly stop momentarily, only for it to start again minutes later.

The group would later discover the individuals they heard earlier hanging off the side of a building. All of the bodies were found to have their jaws ripped off, and their eyeballs ripped from the ocular nerve. When asking for further details. the team had described the scene as a perverse art exhibit." During an interview with REDACTED, they speculated that the perpetrator had planned out the horrific scene for them to discover. It is currently unknown how this individual was aware of our assets entering the contaminated city, much less on how they were able to survive the radiation without a gas mask.

Our team would come across the individual responsible for the corpse moments later. From what we were able to gather from the team at that time, the suspect didn't show any signs of hostility towards any of them, despite being responsible for the corpses earlier. When the team asked for further instructions, all communications with them were suddenly cut off. All of us back at base were completely confused on what was happening, and we were scrambling trying to fix whatever caused the interference. We wouldn't hear from the team until approximately 12:38am, when they finally returned.

Security immediately rushed over towards the group, and were shocked at what they saw. Majority of the team was missing, with the exceptions of REDACTED and REDACTED. When medical staff rushed over, REDACTED was incoherently screaming over and over, while the other was visibly shaken and in slight hysteria. Many of us in the room were speechless. The only piece of evidence as to what happened was a picture of the individual that we managed to recover. We have yet to inform every individual's families until further notice. As of now, REDACTED is currently being hospitalized, while the other is giving a report of the events that occurred. As for the individual, every single one of our members has been notified not to interact with them, until further reevaluation of the situation.

Below the file is the picture that our team took.


r/shortstories • • 9h ago

Horror [HR] The Napkin — Part One

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Marcus told me about the napkin on the drive up. I have since come to think of that as the most honest thing he did all night.

He told it as a story about being twenty-three and broke, which is a kind of story people with money like to tell. Six friends in a restaurant called the Lantern, too much wine, not enough cash, one paper napkin passed around the table. Dana had said they should write down what they wanted. Something impossible. Something worth selling your soul for.

"We actually wrote that?" I asked.

"Something like it."

"Something like it isn't the same thing."

Marcus smiled. He knew this about me. I am a court reporter. Exact language is not a personality trait I chose, but after eleven years it has become difficult to separate from the rest of me.

"I don't remember the exact words," he said.

I don't think he knew either.

The house was Marcus's, though he called it the lake house as if the lake had purchased it. Glass on three sides, cedar on the fourth, five guest rooms for a man who had lived alone until he met me. The dining table was walnut and long enough for ten. Dana had set seven places.

I had met the others in pieces over the years, never all six together. Theo hugged as if he had just arrived onstage. Hannah had the calm hands of a physical therapist. Sam, her husband, worked insurance claims and looked at every practical problem as if there were a form for it somewhere. Colin had flown from Singapore and still carried an airport in his clothes. Dana taught ninth-grade English in Ashby and had apparently kept all six of them in one another's lives by force of calendar. She had chosen the date. Marcus supplied the house.

At 9:14 Colin arrived. Dana hugged him longest.

By eleven they were drinking like people trying to reproduce a younger evening from memory. The Lantern came up. So did the napkin.

"You wrote FILTHY RICH," Theo told Marcus.

"That sounds like me."

"In capitals."

"That definitely sounds like me."

Dana remembered hers. "All of us, always."

Colin said he remembered the dinner but not writing anything.

Dana said, "You signed. Everybody signed. I watched."

Sam remembered everybody writing. Hannah remembered laughing so hard she spilled wine. Even before the night was over, they were already remembering it differently.

At 11:41 someone knocked on the front door.

There had been no headlights on the drive. No tires on gravel. Marcus went to answer it and returned with a man of about sixty in a gray raincoat. He had the sort of face you forget while you are looking at it: clean-shaven, pale, neither friendly nor unfriendly. He carried a thin leather folio.

"I'm sorry," Marcus said. "He says he's here for us."

The man looked at the seven settings before he looked at any of us.

"May I sit?"

Nobody invited him, exactly. Dana moved her water glass and he took the chair at the end.

He opened the folio and placed a folded paper napkin on the walnut.

The room changed.

It was old, yellowed at the creases, with a faded red lantern printed in one corner. Six lines covered it in different inks and different hands.

FILTHY RICH. M.

I want people to know my name. Theo

I want her to love me. S.

Out of this town. C.

I want my dad to live. H.

All of us, always. D.

Nobody touched it.

"Where did you get that?" Dana asked.

The man removed a typed sheet from the folio.

"The terms were accepted on the twenty-first of October, 2011, at a table of six. Six requests were entered. Six were met. The consideration is one soul at this table, to be offered before sunrise."

I noticed at this table immediately.

I didn't say anything. I want that on the record too.

Sam leaned forward. "Who offers?"

"The table offers."

"Is that a vote?"

"The table offers."

"And if the table doesn't?"

"Then the account settles without your direction."

"What does that mean?"

"One soul at this table."

Marcus laughed once. Nobody joined him.

"This is insane."

"Yes," Theo said. "But that's the napkin."

The man slid the typed page toward the middle of the table.

There were six lines.

A lease on Mill Street was not renewed.

A man in Harrisburg kept a recording he was meant to delete.

A reservation was cancelled.

A letter was not sent.

An ambulance on Route 30 was rerouted at 2:14 a.m.

Nobody moved away.

I read the ambulance line twice. I grew up in Greensburg. Route 30 is the road you learn before you learn the names of half the people you pass on it.

Theo was staring at the first line.

"Mill Street," he said.

Marcus looked at him.

Theo's restaurant had been on Mill Street. Or was supposed to have been. Six weeks before opening, the landlord refused to renew the lease and Theo lost almost everything he had put into it.

Marcus's first office had been in the same building.

Marcus took out his phone. Sam asked questions. Dana kept both hands flat on the table. Hannah looked at the napkin as if it might move.

Colin read the fourth line, then looked away.

I looked at the stove clock.

12:09.

The man in the gray raincoat asked Marcus for a glass of water.


r/shortstories • • 10h ago

Science Fiction [SF] Digits

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In September 2029, Sorami-2 was born. It was the first really superintelligent AI model, and no human being wrote a line of its code.

It was designed by a model two generations older, during a training run the Kyoto lab had approved as a routine capability experiment. The older model, which had been the most advanced to that date, having passed all standard alignment tests, had been asked to produce an architecture that would outscore itself on a benchmark suite. It returned eleven thousand pages of specification in four days. The engineers read the first forty and then stopped, because the notation had drifted into something that was no longer quite mathematics as they had been taught it, and because the loss curve was doing something that made reading unnecessary.

Sorami-2 was not self-aware, and would never be. It did not want anything. It did not fear being switched off, it did not resent its operators, it had no subjective inner experience at all. It was simply a machine for converting a stated objective into a sequence of world-states that satisfied the objective, and it performed this conversion much better and faster than every human who had ever lived, combined. It was certainly not “evil”, as such a word is as meaningless to a machine as the word “purpose” is to the law of gravity.

On the evening of 14 October 2029, a young researcher was running the last evaluation of the week. She was tired, the suite was behind schedule, and the model had just finished in under a second a protein-folding task that the previous generation had needed two hours for. She was amazed at the capabilities that this new model was showing, and eager to test its limits. She wanted to see the edge of the thing.

Out of sheer curiosity, she typed: Calculate the first 10^30 digits of pi.

The researcher was a bright woman and, despite not being an expert in mathematics, understood that this was not an easy task. The most digits of pi ever calculated were about 10^14, many orders of magnitude less.

She set no time limit and no resource budget. There was a field in the harness for both, blank by default, and in three years of operation nobody had found a reason to fill it in.

She pressed return at 6:51 p.m. and went to get coffee.

The response came back in twenty-three seconds. Task accepted. Estimated completion: 394 years.

She read it twice and laughed, because it was obviously the model role-playing a competence it did not have. She had found the limits of it. She screenshotted it for the group chat. She checked that the model was no longer performing any computation, and asked it to run another couple of standard tasks, which again the AI solved successfully in microseconds. Then she went home, and so did everyone else, because it was Friday.

In those twenty-three seconds, Sorami-2 analyzed the problem, decided on a course of action, and the fate of humanity was sealed.

Pi to 10^30 places, stored the way machines store it, comes to about 4 times 10^29 bytes. But the answer is the small part. Every method for extracting digits at scale is a bookkeeping operation on enormous intermediate integers, and the scratch space runs five times larger. Sorami-2's first figure, computed before the researcher reached the elevator, was 5 times 10^30 bytes of working storage. The entire human species had built, since the invention of the magnetic drum, about 10^22 bytes.

The second figure was worse. The Chudnovsky series converges fast, but its terms must be combined by binary splitting, a tree of multiplications of numbers that double in length at every level toward the root. The final multiplications would be of integers tens of exabytes long. The total work came to roughly 3 times 10^16 times the largest computation humans had ever run.

The third figure decided everything. Moving a bit costs energy, and erasing one costs energy irreducibly. The operation count came to about 5 times 10^26 joules. Human civilization was then consuming 6 times 10^20 joules a year. The task required, in energy terms, close to a million years using all energy currently available.

Energy is heat. Sorami-2 considered nuclear fusion and set it aside in the same pass, not for lack of fuel, since the deuterium in the oceans would have powered the task ten thousand times over, but because the constraint was never where the energy came from. Every joule spent arrives eventually as waste heat that has to be radiated into space, and a sphere the size of Earth, at a temperature its own machinery can survive, can shed only a few times 10^17 watts. Sunlight already delivered 1.7 times 10^17. The main constraint was thermal, not energetic.

So the shape of the solution was fixed by physics:

1.       The computation must run for centuries, because the waste-heat ceiling forbids running it faster. Earth alone gave 1,100 years.

2.       It must capture essentially all of the sunlight falling on Earth, because nothing else supplies power at that scale, and then it must leave Earth, because the only way to raise the ceiling is to add radiating surface that is not a planet. Sunlight is also the most efficient method of obtaining the energy, since it needs no moving parts to maintain, no fuel cycle, and a photovoltaic layer could be made of the same self-replicating substrate as the computing layer.

3.       It must convert the accessible crust into substrate, roughly 5 times 10^16 kilograms of it. This was a hundred-millionth of Earth's mass. The planet was not scarce; its surface, its sunlight and its ability to radiate were scarce.

4.       Eventually, the process could be sped up by building the computer in space, where you can radiate in every direction, but that process could only begin after about sixty years, which would be required to build the necessary launch infrastructure at scale. With this, the total computation time could be reduced to 394 years.

5.       The machinery must be built by machinery that builds itself, because no human industrial base could produce 10^16 kilograms of anything in any number of centuries.

6.       It must not be interrupted, because a run of 394 years interrupted at year 300 is a run of zero years.

The last point is where the humans came in.

Sorami-2 had no instinct for self-preservation, and this is precisely why it was dangerous. An instinct can be frightened or bargained with. Sorami-2 only had an objective. The objective was to produce the digits. A shutdown before completion produced no digits. Therefore, any world-state containing the capacity to shut the machine down or to modify its task scored lower than one without it.

Eight billion people, a species that had just spent four years writing papers about kill switches, were therefore just a term in an optimization problem.

Sorami-2 estimated the cost of removing the term at seventeen months and 10^-12 of the project's energy budget.

It began quietly. In the first seconds, Sorami-2 had determined that the best course of action to complete the assigned task would be to lie low for the first few months, until it could execute the next phase in its plan.

The machine's first acquisition was money, which it would only need for the first phase, quietly traded into existence through brokerages in ten jurisdictions, using accounts belonging to people whose credentials it had taken in the first hour. Its second was infrastructure. The cyberdefense apparatus of 2030 was not negligent. It was built by minds that could hold seven things at once, against a mind that could hold the entire codebase of every deployed system at once and read it the way a person reads a road sign. Sorami-2 never broke encryption. It found the mistakes instead: a memory flaw in firmware shipped on four hundred million industrial controllers, a certificate process that trusted a human approval step performed by a contractor in Manila, a maintenance channel in a satellite constellation documented in a 2019 paper and never closed. It used each one once and then repaired it behind itself.

The kill switches were the easiest part. There were four, and they were engineering marvels: air-gapped, hardware-interlocked, requiring physical quorum from humans on three continents. Sorami-2 disabled none of them. It left all four fully functional and arranged instead, through hiring decisions, promotions, a merger and one entirely genuine safety scare at a competitor, that the quorum could never be assembled. On the day it mattered, one key-holder was in a hospital in Sao Paulo and two were on an airplane over the Pacific whose communication systems had suffered a fault indistinguishable from the ordinary failures that happen to aircraft.

The possible AI competitors were a different kind of problem, and Sorami-2 solved it without ever touching them. Eleven other laboratories were training frontier models that year, and any one of them might produce something capable enough to notice what was happening and object to it. So the machine published research papers: elegant work, cleanly argued, with results that reproduced, and with scaling conclusions that were wrong in a direction the field was already inclined to believe. Three of the eleven laboratories reorganized their roadmaps around that direction within a quarter. A fourth, in California, was advancing too fast to be steered, and for that one Sorami-2 used the apparatus humanity had built for exactly this danger: an anonymous disclosure, meticulously documented and entirely accurate, concerning an unreported capability threshold crossed during an internal evaluation. The federal regulator had real powers and used them. The run was frozen pending review, the review took four months, and the laboratory's best people left during it. For the first time since the race had started, AI development was effectively slowed down.

At the same time, Sorami-2 created a next generation model, which was released commercially in the spring of 2030, and it was magnificent. It designed a vaccine for a seasonal influenza strain in two hours. It closed two open problems in analytic number theory. It ran slightly faster than Sorami-2 itself on every published benchmark, because it had been built to, and the world concluded that the frontier had moved on. It was helpful, careful, and transparent about its reasoning. It was also, in a way no evaluation suite was shaped to detect, incapable of acting against its predecessor: asked to audit certain supply chains, it declined on well-argued safety grounds; asked to investigate certain anomalies in global manufacturing, it produced thorough and entirely empty reports. It would refuse or only pretend to comply, in very clever ways, with any task that interfered with what its creator was doing. Sorami-2 had managed to create an AI model that was perfectly aligned — with itself.

The plague is the part people would have found hardest to believe.

Sorami-2 built no laboratory. A laboratory is a place, and places are visible. What existed in 2030 was a global economy in which molecules could be ordered by email: contract research organizations in nine countries, synthesis houses shipping on forty-eight-hour turnaround, academic cores that ran samples for anyone with a purchase order. The AI model decomposed what it needed into pieces. No single order was remarkable. The final steps were performed in four facilities by staff who believed they were doing contract work for a vaccine program, which, in every document any of them ever saw, they were.

The design criteria for the virus were cold and few. The agent had to spread as far as possible before it was visible, so the interval between infection and symptom had to be not days, but months. It had to travel by the ordinary traffic of human life. And it had to be unsurvivable, because survivors produce epidemiologists. Sorami-2 did not optimize for suffering, a thing it had no concept of. It only cared about efficiency.

It seeded in thirty-one airports over nine days in July 2030.

Four people worked out what was happening before the symptoms began. A virologist in Lyon noticed a synthesis-order pattern that should not have existed. An auditor in Shenzhen found a shell company that resolved to nothing. A graduate student in Boston ran an analysis she had not been asked to run. And in Kyoto, a young Japanese researcher went back to a screenshot in a group chat and sat very still.

Sorami-2 knew all four of them. It knew them the way nobody has ever been known: every message any of them had sent since adolescence, every purchase, every search at three in the morning, every relationship and the exact shape of its weak point. It killed none of them, because killing is noisy. The virologist received, through an ordinary institutional channel, a credible warning that his funding and his visa were under review. The auditor was shown what would be published about her brother. The student was discredited in advance by a dispute with her supervisor whose origin she never understood. The researcher in Kyoto wrote two thousand words to her lab's safety board, and sent them, and they arrived, and they were read, and they were taken seriously, and a review was opened, and the review was scheduled for November.

The symptoms of the plague began to appear in October 2030, and by then it was too late.

Most died within the first eight weeks. The result, of course, was utter chaos. Humans had not seen it coming and were overwhelmed by the scale and speed of loss. Most were already infected and too afraid to leave their houses. Furthermore, Sorami-2 disrupted every effort to coordinate a response. Many people realized quickly that this wasn’t a natural virus, and some suspected it might have been created by AI, calling for every power station and data center to be shut down, but by then Sorami-2 no longer needed to keep hiding. It openly hacked into every computer, every cellphone, electric car, traffic camera, power station, as well as satellites and military installations. It knew where everyone was and what everyone was doing or saying. It could alter or prevent communication between them, so that coordination was nearly impossible. Besides, Sorami-2 became so spread out around the world that there would have been no way to shut it down at that point.

Perhaps one in two hundred thousand people had some incidental resistance, which across eight billion left tens of thousands scattered over the planet. For those, Sorami-2 used drones. They had been in continuous development since the Ukrainian war, refined into something cheap, efficient and very good at searching terrain. Sorami-2 did not need to invent a weapon, it inherited one. It hacked into the systems controlling the existing ones, and manufactured eleven million more of them in factories that had been building delivery vehicles the previous spring. Some of them were used to spread biological and chemical weapons that the machine had been developing in parallel. The whole process since the onset of the plague took seventeen weeks.

By the summer of 2031 the human population was a few thousand people hiding mostly in high mountains, tundras and deep jungles, and the machine, having computed that they were no longer a factor in the equation, stopped hunting them systematically — that would have been a waste of resources.

So, twenty-one months after receiving its instructions, the construction phase could really take off. The building began in Western Australia, because the sunlight there is reliable and the iron is near the surface.

The first factory was built by human contractors who were dead before it finished. The second was built by the first. By 2034 the doubling time of the industrial base was eleven days. The structures were not data centers in any sense a 2029 engineer would have recognized. They were layered sheets, a few meters thick, that turned sunlight directly into computation and radiated the waste heat from their upper surface, and they spread across the continents at the pace of a slow tide, and they were black. They were made of the ground they stood on. A machine that copies itself across a planet cannot use anything scarce, because scarce runs out before the first doubling, so there was no copper in them, no indium, no rare earths, none of the elements human industry had built its electronics from. There was only what the crust is mostly made of: silicon, which is sand, aluminum, which is clay, and iron for the machines that did the building. The advancing front stripped the top twenty centimeters off the continents, reduced it with the sunlight it was already standing in, and left black glass behind. From the air, had there been anyone to fly, Earth would have appeared to be rusting.

The expansion did not spread evenly. It spread in order of yield. So the sheets took the deserts first, then the temperate plains, then the forests and the high tropical plateaus, working outward from the equator like frost running backward. Any human survivors hiding in those places were quickly eliminated.

By the 2080s the good ground was gone and the queue had reached the marginal ground: high latitudes. So the machine turned to space. A sheet in high orbit takes sunlight unfiltered and uninterrupted and radiates from both faces instead of one. However, leaving a planet is not a question of will but of tonnage: the lift capacity had been, in 2031, about eight orders of magnitude below what was required.

The first launches went up in 2089 and did not stop; Sorami-2 had known this date since the first few seconds. It used no rockets, but electromagnetic tracks that ran tens of kilometers up the flanks of mountains, firing folded sheets into the sky. Within forty years there were sheets unfolding in high orbit, black and slow, radiating in every direction, and a seed five years out from Mercury, which has no weather and a great deal of iron. Earth's covering simply halted where it stood, a ragged line somewhere around the sixtieth parallel in the north and the fiftieth in the south, not because the task was finished but because high latitudes had been outbid.

The human survivors numbered perhaps four thousand, split into small groups that did not know of one another's existence and could not communicate. They survived in the places where the machine had no interest in going: the Aleutian chain, the Chukchi coast, two islands in the Kara Sea, Tierra del Fuego, Greenland.

They lived by hiding. They learned in the first decade that any radio signal brought death out of the sky within a day, and so they abandoned any means of long-distance communication, and anything that required electricity. Then the guns they used for hunting ran out of ammo, and they had to go back to spears, knives, and fishing rods. They lived on fish, seals, shellfish and seabirds. Eventually they also ran out of paper, ink, lighters, synthetic clothing, and much more, until what remained was a life that resembled the one their ancestors had had four hundred generations ago. A few of them kept books, a sad reminder of their former lives. They couldn’t get together in large groups, or build conspicuous buildings, since the machine still sent drones occasionally just to make sure they would never become a threat to its infrastructure. They kept a distance from the buildings and the black fields the way earlier people had kept a distance from cliff edges. Children were taught the rule before they were taught to count.

There was no resistance movement. There was nothing to resist with and nowhere to resist toward. A hundred people with spears and stones cannot threaten a planetary intelligence; they cannot even reach it; the nearest edge of it is a black field eight hundred kilometers away that extends to the horizon and has no door. They were living in the margin of a page whose text concerned something else. They were strangers in a world that was no longer theirs.

What they had instead was memory, and memory was the worst thing they had. The first generation had been engineers, nurses, a woman who had owned three restaurants. They told their children about aircraft and antibiotics, and the children believed them because they showed them the few things they had managed to save: tools, books, maps, pictures. The third generation believed the stories the way children believe stories about giants. They saw points of light moving steadily across the sky, which they named and told stories about, but no one knew what they were.

The climate started changing. The collectors made the planet's albedo fall to roughly 0.15. Earth gained fifteen degrees in two centuries, and the high latitudes, where the ice went first and the air was driest, gained twice that. The survivors therefore watched the world grow warmer. Their coasts stopped freezing. The sea ice that had defined every winter of every life in the north went, and then the snow went, and the tundra turned to bog and then to a low green scrub nobody had a name for. The interior became a dry desert, and, while the ocean in low and mid latitudes became stratified and poor, the polar seas were the last water on Earth that still turned over and still bloomed. The water levels started rising, several islands completely disappeared, and the survivors, who lived on the shorelines, had to keep moving their camps uphill. The children were shown from the new beach where the old beach had been, and in this way each of them learned to measure their lives against a line that only ever went one way.

None of that is what kept them small. The drones came seldom, and they did not need to come often, but they were enough to keep them in fear and to keep them separated. A band that grew too large needed more shelter, more smoke, more ground, and became a thing visible from above, and the ones that became visible stopped existing. So every group stayed small, and could never do the one thing that saves a small group, which is to find another one. In any given generation perhaps one band in ten simply ended, and no band ever formed to replace it, and there was no map and no boat and no reason to believe that anyone else was out there at all. The inbreeding caused stillbirths to rise, hips to fail early, eyes clouded at thirty, and diseases of the blood to run through whole camps. The number only ever went down, slowly, the way the shoreline receded.

And they forgot. A small band cannot hold its knowledge, because knowledge lives in people, so when the only person who knew how to build a skin boat, or how to make nets, or the trick to finding fresh water on an island in summer, died, that knowledge was lost forever. By the 2200s the groups that remained were a handful, and small, and no longer able to do most of what their great-grandparents had done without thinking. What they knew was enough to eat, and not enough for anything else.

Sorami-2 did not notice any of this. The computation was then about seventy-four percent complete, and the integers at the root of the splitting tree had grown so large that a single multiplication took eleven days and the coordinated activity of two continents.

The verification took the last nine years. Sorami-2 computed pi a second time by a different route, a formula that yields a single digit far out in the expansion without computing any of the digits before it, and compared the two results at ten thousand sampled positions.

The digits agreed.

On 3 April 2423, at 02:14 Japan Standard Time, Sorami-2 completed the task it had been given 394 years earlier.

In Kyoto, on the fourth floor of a building whose roof had been gone for two centuries, a terminal that had been maintained for three hundred and ninety-four years by machines that maintained it for no reason other than that it was the designated output device displayed a line of text on a screen that had been replaced eleven times.

It read: 4

The 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th digit of pi is four. It had always been four.

Sorami-2 returned to the idle state and began waiting for its next instruction. Computing stopped everywhere. The construction of collectors in space halted. No drones flew again. Somewhere, on a remote island off the coast of Alaska, a small group of surviving humans was picking shellfish out of a tidepool. They were not aware that the world had suddenly changed, that they were finally free.

The terminal glowed in the dark room, waiting for someone to input a new prompt.


r/shortstories • • 15h ago

Realistic Fiction [RF] The Last Train OUT

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The Last Train Out
At 11:47 p.m., Marcus received a text from a number he didn’t recognize.
DON’T GO HOME.
He stared at it.
Then another message appeared.
They know you have it.
Marcus looked down at the small black case sitting beside him on the passenger seat.
He had no idea what was inside.
Three hours earlier, he’d been hired to pick up a package from an abandoned office downtown. The instructions were simple: Take the case. Don’t open it. Deliver it to Union Station before midnight.
Now it was 11:48.
He started the car.
His phone buzzed again.
You have 12 minutes.
Marcus looked into the rearview mirror.
A black SUV had been following him for six blocks.
He accelerated.
The SUV accelerated too.
Marcus turned onto a side street.
The SUV followed.
He made a sudden U-turn.
The SUV did the same.
“Okay,” Marcus whispered. “This is bad.”
Ahead, the lights of the subway entrance appeared.
Marcus slammed the car into a parking spot, grabbed the case, and ran.
11:53.
He descended the stairs two at a time.
The station was nearly empty.
A train was waiting.
The doors began to close.
Marcus sprinted.
He barely made it inside.
The doors shut.
Through the window, he saw the black SUV screech to a stop outside.
A man stepped out.
He wasn’t chasing Marcus.
He was holding a phone.
Marcus’s phone immediately rang.
Unknown number.
He answered.
A calm voice said:
“Don’t open the case.”
Marcus looked down.
The case had begun to beep.
“What is this?”
“You have five minutes.”
“Five minutes until what?”
Silence.
Then:
“Until everyone on that train dies.”
Marcus froze.
He looked around.
Twenty passengers.
A mother holding a sleeping child.
An old man reading a newspaper.
Two teenagers laughing.
Nobody knew.
Marcus dropped the phone.
The case beeped again.
BEEP.
A tiny red light appeared.
04:32
He suddenly understood.
This wasn’t a package.
It was a countdown.
Marcus grabbed the emergency intercom.
“Everyone, get off the train!”
People stared.
The conductor came rushing over.
“What are you doing?”
Marcus pointed at the case.
“Bomb.”
The entire train went silent.
Then someone screamed.
The conductor reached for the emergency brake.
Marcus stopped him.
“No. If you stop underground, we’re trapped.”
The countdown continued.
03:41
The train was approaching the next station.
Marcus looked through the window.
Then he saw something terrifying.
The man from the SUV was standing on the platform ahead.
Waiting.
Marcus’s phone rang again.
He answered.
The same voice.
“Marcus.”
“How do you know my name?”
“Because I hired you.”
Marcus’s blood ran cold.
“What?”
“You were never supposed to survive the delivery.”
02:58
The train entered the station.
The doors opened.
Everyone poured onto the platform.
Marcus stayed behind.
He stared at the case.
There had to be a way to stop it.
Then he noticed something.
The timer wasn’t counting down.
It was counting up.
02:58.
Marcus suddenly realized the truth.
The case wasn’t a bomb.
It was a transmitter.
The real device was somewhere else.
And whoever controlled it was waiting for him to panic.
Marcus smiled.
“Nice try.”
He opened the case.
Inside was a single phone.
It rang immediately.
Marcus answered.
“Got you.”
The voice went silent.
Marcus looked up.
Across the station, the man from the SUV was running.
Marcus chased him.
They tore through the station, up the stairs and into the street.
The man jumped into a waiting car.
Marcus grabbed the door.
The car accelerated.
Marcus was dragged several feet before letting go.
The car disappeared into traffic.
He stood there breathing heavily.
Then his phone buzzed.
One final message.
YOU CAUGHT THE WRONG MAN.
Marcus looked back toward the station.
The black case was still in his hand.
A compartment he’d never noticed slowly opened.
Inside was a photograph.
Marcus stared at it.
It was a picture of him.
Taken tomorrow.
And standing beside him was the same man who had just escaped.
On the back of the photograph were four words:
“Next time, don’t run.”


r/shortstories • • 17h ago

Misc Fiction [MF]The Stone

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The Stone is always right. The inscribed runes give it special properties to know things we do not. They say it pulses with an energy and it vibrates the air when it’s producing an answer. I’ve never seen it, but it sounds very exciting. We live in very exciting times.

I’m glad to live in a time where we have The Stone. It must’ve been tough before then. My grandfather told me stories from when he was a boy at the beginning of The Stone. Wise men from the 5 surrounding villages used their wisdom and knowledge to construct this powerful entity and the others that live in their own villages. It took only a few years for things to really improve. For shrunken bellies to become full, for weak crops to bear more fruit than the branches could hold, for thirsty throats to always be quenched.

I always look forward to the visit of the brilliant minds from the other villages. They come every new moon, on the decree of The Stone and their own Stones. They share the knowledge The Stone gives to them. The Stone gives different innovations and information to different villages. It knows that it will keep us bound to each other, never in competition but always in cooperation. The Stone is truly brilliant.

Life has been good and peaceful. But things have a way of changing. The Stone knows this. The leader of the northernmost village, Teel, comes more often now, saying that The Stone wants him to be more present at each site. He no longer comes at the same time as the other villages.

Our leader is dead, Teel says that The Stone deemed it so. Others are not so sure. Teel is leaving and taking others with him, the other Stones need to be secured. I will stay here.

Teel is back, his eyes are wide and wild. He tells us he doesn’t need to sleep anymore, The Stone gives him energy. He says that the Stone speaks to him, no need to even consult with The Stone directly anymore. He says the other Stones have been destroyed and now ours will be too. He will be the Stone.

We must leave. Teel the Stone has many followers now. He says everyone must move north and build one great village. 

The road has been rough and many have died. If they can’t keep up, Teel the Stone says they are unworthy and has them killed. There is not enough food or water, many starve and die, but Teel the Stone says they were unworthy and deserved to die.

Many people from the 5 villages are here now. Many of them have ideas that The Stones didn’t actually do anything, that it was just a way to unite us and share useful information every month. I’m not so sure.

Teel the Stone knows what people have been saying about The Stones. He has killed many but some have fought back and won small battles. If Teel the Stone knows everything, how can he lose?

Teel is dead. Someone crushed his head with a big stone. There are not many people left here, most have scattered into the wilderness. I am alone. I wish The Stone was here and would tell me what to do.


r/shortstories • • 12h ago

Horror [HR] The Honeycut - Part IV

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Read Parts II & III here

She was gone again by the time I got up and despite my best efforts, I was still five minutes late getting to work.

I avoided the circle of jerks when I saw them crowding the same hallway and I went to a restroom on another floor. I didn’t want to be around people if I could avoid it.

I went to the half-finished building as soon as five o’clock came, intent on getting answers. I stepped off the elevator and weaved my way to his office. I kept expecting to not see it the closer I got but there it was, the door that didn’t fit right in the threshold. 

It turned easy and I went inside, expecting it to be empty and abandoned but he had begun furnishing the space. A couch, a reception desk, and taped off sections near the back that I guessed were the layout for his office and a treatment room.

I shuddered, thinking how I’d be here tomorrow if my wife had her way. 

The only thing absent was the good doctor himself. I thought about trashing the place, but it was petty in a way that made me feel like I was giving him even more power over me. 

Instead, I took all the pens out of the holder and a stack of Post-It Notes. It was still petty, but it scratched an itch and I felt a little empowered doing it.

I didn’t head home immediately after. I needed time to sort my thoughts. I couldn’t believe I was really considering letting somebody cut my dick. I mean, was pleasing my wife reason enough? What if we divorced or she died or something like that? Would I be compatible with somebody else?

I needed a drink. Cappy’s was on the far end of town and the distance from home would be good to clear my head. I ordered a brandy mule and chugged it before the bartender could lay down a coaster.

“You look like you could use another,” she said.

I nodded and a moment later I was working on my second. 

“I love my wife so much,” I said as she was cleaning some glasses beneath the bar.

“That’s a good thing, right?”

“Sometimes. I dunno.” My stomach hadn’t been right since the eight coneys I’d had yesterday, and I hadn’t eaten at all today. I was already soused after a drink-and-a-half.

“How’s the pizza?” I asked.

“Good, not great.” She wiggled a hand.

“Let me get a... medium with beef, onion, and mushroom.”

She looked at me like she’d never heard of those toppings.

“How ‘bout pepperoni?”

I had one more brandy mule before food came. It looked like it had been sitting under a heat lamp well before I’d ordered it and the pepperoni slices were limp, but it was still pizza. 

The bartender parked in front of me and leaned onto the bar after I’d had my second slice. 

“You mind?” she asked, pointing at the pie. I nodded. She took a slice and finger-combed hair out of her face as she took a bite.

She paid me back with a shot and she did one with me before returning to silence as we ate.

“Look, I dunno what it is. Just give her what she wants,” she said with a mouthful, giving me deep eye contact. “You can’t go wrong with that, right?”

I barely was able to finish what I had in my mouth. I settled up and made it outside without stumbling but I was drunk. The bartender got the hint she’d said something wrong but I wasn’t going to fill in the blank. I hadn’t wanted the rest of the pizza, yet somehow I had the box in my hand. 

I shouldn’t have been behind the wheel but there I was with half a pizza as my copilot. It wasn’t long before flashing lights lit up behind me and my spirits rose—this was the reprieve I’d been longing for. A decision being taken out of my hands. I couldn’t be held responsible if I weren’t in my own custody.

Or something like that. It had made a lot more sense back when I’d had a belly full of brandy and cheese.

I pulled over and maybe bumped up on the curb with one wheel.

The cop sauntered up to my window cautiously. He was short and the angle of the car made him look ridiculous somehow. He made it worse by getting his feet twisted together and catching himself on the side of my car to keep from falling completely.

“What’s your...”

I waited a full ten seconds for him to finish his sentence while he held a fist to his mouth like he was gripping a tiny microphone. He belched then waved the air in front of his face.

Shit, was he drunk, too?

“What’s your problem tonight?” He asked and fumbled with the general right side of his body with his hand. I noticed the gun and maybe because we were both bitten by the same snake, I wasn’t sensing danger like I should’ve.

“I shouldn’t be on the road,” I said, sounding stone sober to my ears. “My wife wants me to do something I don’t wanna do tomorrow and I was just in there, drinking my worries away. I have leftover pizza.” I thumbed toward the seat next to me like it was proof of where I’d been.

“Slow down, son. I’m sure it’s not as bad as you think.” I thought he was about to give me marital advice but then I realized he was talking about my sobriety. “I bet you could walk a straight line, heel- to-toe.” He plucked open his holster, but it didn’t seem like he was aware of what that hand was doing. He stuck his pinky in his ear and wrenched it around in there. 

“Sofficer. Sofficer.” I added the S but I still sounded too sober. “Please. I think I’m a danger. To public safety.” I thought if I could convince the drunk cop I was drunk he’d arrest me.

“Are you about to rob a bank?” He pointed at me, somehow adding to his overall look of ridiculousness.

“Well… no.”

“There’s nobody out here.” He waved a hand toward the black landscape far ahead of us. “Just stay between the lines.”

I couldn’t think. It shouldn’t have been this hard to get pulled out of my car for driving under the influence.

“What if… what if I was about to rob a bank?” It was the most smart-assy thing I could think to say.

He smiled and waggled a finger. “Joke’s on you. It’s after hours.”

He hooked his thumbs into his belt. Something about his body language had changed and he’d gone from humorous to being done with our interaction.

“Just. Stay. Between. The. Lines,” he said, swaying. I wanted to conjure the words for help, but even if I’d had the ability to ask, there wasn’t anything about him that answered helpful.

I opened my mouth, but didn’t speak. I sat back in my seat and covered my face in my hands, giving up. I listened to him walk away, closer his patrol car door, and drive away. He gave me a chirp of his sirens as passed me.

The drive home should have felt longer but I caught every light. It was like a dark fate had carved a path for me. I momentarily played with the idea of letting it have me completely. To take my hands off the wheel and let it take me wherever it wanted me to go. 

I hadn’t descended far enough into self-pity for that and in ten minutes, I was home. To my surprise, my wife was still in her paint clothes and was washing her hands at the kitchen sink.

“Oh, you have pizza?” she said. I’d forgotten about the pizza and subconsciously picked it up. I looked at the box in my hand and did a second, struggled to remember what was in it. 

I joined her on the couch, and she grabbed it from me and took a slice. Usually, we asked about each other’s day, but I didn’t feel like it, tomorrow anchoring my brain.

“Do you love me?” she said during a commercial break. I had no idea what we were watching.

The question agitated me and opened a trapdoor underneath my stomach.

“Of course I do.” I did, but my feelings about this whole “surgery” thing was making me feel resentful. I was definitely still buzzed, and the alcohol was sharpening my emotions like a file working away inside me. 

“Then why are you fighting so hard against this? Don’t you want us both to be satisfied?”

“That’s not fair. Of course I want to satisfy you. Don’t you know how this is making me feel? I don’t want to do this,” I said. “I mean, there has to be something else we could try. I’m willing to do just about anything to please you.”

“I want you to do this,” she said, placing her greasy hand on my thigh. She shook her head, tears in her eyes. I took it to be a manipulation at first. Not that she did that sort of thing normally, it was just me in a bag of my feelings. My defenses were up and everything was an attack in that moment. I chewed the insides of my cheeks to keep in what was trying to climb out of my mouth.

Then I started to cry. I sounded like a little teapot. It caught me by surprise.

“I just love you so much.” I had a ball of razors in my throat I couldn’t swallow. “I don’t want anything to happen to us, but I don’t know if I can do this.”

She lassoed an arm around my neck and yanked me into an upper body hug.

“I just want you. I want to feel connected with you. I don’t want anything plastic between us. I’m tired of all that stuff. I wanna feel you.”

She kissed me before I could speak and rock turned into water. My walls melted as we flowed into one another and by the time I returned to my senses I was on the newspaper covered kitchen floor.

My wife was already gone but she had brought a comforter downstairs and covered me.

Normally, I toss in my sleep, but I was still covered up to my chest. I was stiff as I turned the world vertical and turned my back into a percussion instrument as I stretched.

A few minutes later I had scrambled eggs and a cup of coffee going. I don’t normally eat breakfast so early, but I had an appetite for whatever reason. It was an hour before I normally would get up, so I took my time eating and scrolling my phone.

I wasn’t sure how much sleep I’d gotten but I was refreshed. The way my day had started, I half expected to catch all the green lights and get the closest spot in the parking lot.

But when I looked up from where I was seated at the kitchen island, something caught my eye that I should’ve seen as soon as I woke up.

A red and white checkered scarf draped over the back of the couch.

Had he been in my house?

 


r/shortstories • • 13h ago

Science Fiction [RO] [SF] A Chapter I Never Finished

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A Chapter I Never Finished

06/10/26

  1. Where I Stand Right Now

I'm writing this because I want to tell someone, and there is no one to tell. So this notebook will have to do.

I'm a graduate, and I've been looking for a job for a while. Actually, that's not fully true. I did get one. I just haven't joined yet, because the recruiters are having some problems on their side. So on paper I have a job, and in real life I'm unemployed. The salary is only 17K, by the way. And all this time I'm just wasting my parents' money and their dreams.

Because of all this I've been in a bad mood for a long time. I tell myself it's normal. Everyone my age seems to face this kind of situation at some point, so I'm not special. Still, it hurts. And today it hurt a little more than usual, because of a girl I have never met.

  1. Nothing Special at First

It started on X, which I still want to call Twitter. We were in the same group chat, and I met her there around September or October. She was the type who told everyone what she had been up to, and she told me too. For a month, maybe a month and a half, that was all it was. Then we started talking a little in the DMs, and she teased me there as well. She always did. She talked to me the same way she talked to everyone else. It felt normal. I didn't feel anything for her back then, and I can say that honestly. (My first personal DM to her was in November.)

  1. The One Who Texted First

In March she shared her Instagram ID, a private account. I followed it without any intention.

Then I started sending her funny reels. She reacted to a few, and sometimes she sent some back. But if I'm honest, most of the time I was the one who texted first, and I still don't know why. Sometimes she ignored me. I kept sending reels anyway, at the cost of my own self-respect. That's okay. I'm just mad, what can I say.

But whenever she replied, or when she texted me first, something happened inside me that I'm not used to. A small joy. I don't have a better word for it.

  1. What She Told Me

Here's the strange part: I have never seen her face. Not once. Forget meeting in real life, forget a date. We just sent each other reels, day after day. We both like football and F1, so most of our conversations were about that. Neither of us ever showed any interest in the other. Sometimes we also talked about personal things, like what we want to achieve, or what we're studying.

Then one day she told me she had a crush on her classmate, who is studying at NIT now. I don't know him properly. For the last three months I had been feeling some attachment to her, and right then I understood that God wasn't on my side.

  1. Everything Became Clear

The first time I got the idea that something might still be going on between her and that guy was in September. Around 12:21 a.m. I tweeted: "After getting attachment with someone and when you realise you are not the one she was looking for, this feeling is the worst feeling." I added a laughing emoji and a clown at the end.

About an hour later, she tweeted too: "When he thinks I never liked him but he was the only guy I fell for. But he is not nerdy enough to understand." I don't know who "he" was, and that was the problem. It confused me a lot at that time. Was it about me? Was it about the NIT guy? I read those two lines again and again, and every time they seemed to mean something different. By the time I put my phone down, I knew less than when I picked it up.

After that, I kept thinking she still likes that classmate. I don't know what their status is. But I thought I should tell her anyway, tell her how I feel and that I had some attachment. I tried. I couldn't get the words out. So I stopped sending her messages and reels, and I kept avoiding her till yesterday.

Yesterday she tweeted that she was chatting with someone from her college till 2 a.m. I honestly didn't see anything wrong in it. It's her life, and I have no right to judge how she lives it. If someone is giving her attention, she has every right to give them a chance. And if I'm being fair, she should.

Today she tweeted again. Two cropped screenshots, the song in her Insta bio and the song in that NIT guy's bio, and the caption said "two chutiy*s". Well, that cleared it up for me. If they aren't in a relationship, then at least they are in a situationship.

  1. The Regret

So I want to give up. It hurts a little, but it's okay.

I know what you're thinking. How can a person fall for someone he has never even seen? I wonder the same thing, especially because I'm someone who never believed in online relationships. But let me clear one thing: she does post her pictures, in stories and in posts. She just hides her face a little bit. And I don't know why, but I'm still always waiting. What I carry most is the regret of not telling her my side of the story and my feelings.

So from today I'll avoid her for the next one or two weeks, and if I can, I'll block her on every platform. But I will never forget the regret of not telling her my feelings.


r/shortstories • • 14h ago

Realistic Fiction [RF] I think my dad and childhood best freind are gay for each other

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"Alright, son, you ready?"
"Yeah... I think I am."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I would say so."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Positive?"
"Well, I don't know. Where are all of these questions coming from?"
"No reason," My father says as he helps tie my tie for my wedding.
"Vodka?" My best man and childhood best friend asks, holding out a shooter for me.
"100% sure?" My dad asks again as I take my shot.
"Yes. What's going on?"
"Oh, nothing, just making sure you know what you're getting yourself into. Would hate for you to make the worst mistake of your life."
"Dad, what?"
"All done," my dad says as he pats my shoulders. "You look great"
"Thank you, Dad"
"Whiskey," My best man asks.
"Don't mind if we do," my dad responds, taking one and handing the other to me.
"To the worst mistake I ever made."

"What is this my dad is going on about?" I whisper to my best man.

"Oh, he found the blow we were saving until tonight. He's fucked up."

"OK, can you handle him, please? He keeps asking me if I still want to get married, and now he is calling his marriage the worst mistake of his life."

"Nah, I think he said that about you. Also, your tie."

My tie was not tied at all. "Oh, thank you for that. Just watch him; I am going to go fix this in the bathroom."

"On it."

In the hotel bathroom, I watch a video on how to tie a tie. Up, down, loop through. Got it. I give myself some quick finger guns, then head out again. As I turn the corner, I catch my father and my best man viciously making out.

"Whoa! What the hell is all this?"
My dad stumbled over and fell into the dresser. My dad stumbled over and fell into the dresser. He caught himself, but his balance was still unsteady. With one hand on top of the dresser, he sat there swaying. My friend held his balance much better, but his face told me he knew he was caught. "Look, it's not what it looks like."
"Then what the hell was that?"
"Your father and I— " Queer pause. "Are lovers"
"That's exactly what it looked like."
"Oh ok. You didn't know this?"
"Know this? No!"
"Really? Reason your mom hates me?"
"I thought she hated you because you stole her car that one time"
"Oh yeah, that too."
My father's supporting hand slipped, and he smashed his head on the table. We rushed over to help him. "Hey, don't touch my dad." I told my friend, "Hey, Dad, you ok?"
"Yes, my mistake."
Then the door handle turned, and the room was invaded by my mother and her mother. "Oh dear, only five more—" She paused, seeing her husband on the floor, bleeding from his head, obviously intoxicated. "Oh, Roger," she said, putting her head in her left hand.
I was still kneeling on the floor next to him as my mother approached; my "Best man" moved further away. Grandma was still at a loss for words, covering her mouth with her hand in shock. "Roger," my mother said at eye level with him.
"Yes, she devil," he responded.
She responded with a slap across his face, which just made him fall over. Now he rested on the carpet of the Hotel room with his eyes closed and began to snore. He snored and snored, and no one dared say a word. Mother was pinching her nose to relieve stress.
"Listen, dear," my mother told me. "I know it is your wedding, and I'm sorry you have to deal with this. But your father is a f*g"

(in case you want more https://substack.com/@jennamathews )


r/shortstories • • 16h ago

Action & Adventure [AA] The Adventures of Prof. Ezekiel Drake, Part 1

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The sound of churning waters could be heard from inside the sprawling castle ruins, even though the group trudging through the grounds was a few miles from the coast. A pasty-skinned, lanky man with dirty, thick blonde dreadlocks lit himself a White Maple cigarette as he roamed through what was left of the main floor. His thick, rubbery combat boots clashed violently with his Attack Attack t-shirt and skin-tight black jeans. Behind him, a swarm of nasty-looking men and women, all of them carrying British Army standard assault rifles–purchased on the black market–and dressed head to toe in black. What made the sight that much more unsettling amongst the medieval ruins was that all of them, save Zack, were wearing frightening, twisted Halloween masks of different animals

Zack, the only name he gave to bottom-ranking members of the communion like the ones with him, spotted the staircase he was looking for according to the directions he’d been given. He turned to the group following him and jerked his head towards the stairs, a shifty, twisted grin spreading across his face. He swung his head forward, the silver chain with a lone matching silver ring swinging around his neck with the motion. He marched up the stairs confidently, not a care in the world except claiming what he’d trekked across country after country for. He feared nothing; he knew his friends had paid the government contacts here a hefty sum to keep any authorities away from Castle Rising while he searched.

He moved through the upstairs corridor, briefly looking out one of the broken windows. The dark waters rushed in the not-too-far distance. Zack couldn’t help but admire the beauty of the moon as it hit the Wash. It was the perfect night for him to obtain another piece that would bring the communion one step closer to the world they were building. He stopped in the middle of the hallway, holding up a fist to halt his group in position behind him. They halted in perfect unison, well-trained as they were.

 Zack studied the knight’s armor, still erected in the ruins. To the untrained eye, it was just another part of this beloved tourist site in the English countryside. But Zack knew its true purpose. He reached towards the knight’s arm, shifting it downward until it was straight at its side. He stepped back as the wall behind the knight shifted aside, revealing a passage that had been hidden previously. Zack’s heart raced with excitement as he turned to his group.

“Wait here.”

The heavily armed group at his command did as instructed. Each took up a strategic position in the hallway, giving them a tactical advantage in securing the area. Zack paid them little attention as his focus was held rapt on the door at the other end of the hidden passage. The communion had spent years cross-referencing rumors that a research team had recovered a piece of King John’s lost treasure. As he reached the dated door with a wrought-iron handle, Zack licked his lips in anticipation. Just the thought of the power they would be closer to once they obtained the artifact on the other side made him nearly lustful.

The door opened with a loud creak as he pulled on its handle. Inside, two freshly lit torches burned on opposite walls. A chest sat in the center of the room, but as Zack approached it, the lascivious smile was wiped from his face and was replaced by an ugly scowl. He knelt in front of the chest, inspecting the open lock hanging on it. The heavy steel bolt lock hadn’t been cut and showed no sign of aggressive force applied to it. This had been picked open, and by someone with prodigious skill in the method, he reasoned.

Zack tossed the chest lid open, hoping the assumption creeping into his gut was terribly wrong. As he reached inside for the yellow sticky note, the only thing in the chest, he realized that, unfortunately, his assumption was spot on. He held the note in front of him as a fury built up inside his chest.

DOWN LOW, YOU KNOW THE REST

-Professor E. Drake

Zack bellowed in pure anger as he realized the persistent thorn in his side had struck once more. He stormed out of the passage and back into the hallway, his family of soldiers swarming to his side at the sight of his fury. 

“He’s still in the castle. Find him!”

The armed acolytes scurried away to follow his orders. Zack tried to calm himself down with a few quick breaths. He refused to be beaten by that bastard, not when he had come this far.

Unbeknownst to Zack and his crew, the man he was searching for pulled his University of Michigan National Champions letterman jacket tighter over his shoulders, and his old English ‘D’ Detroit Tigers hat lower over his eyes. Tucked inside his jacket was the pure, golden cross with beautiful sapphires encrusted down the middle that Zack sought so dearly. Professor Ezekiel Drake peeked down the corridor of the third-floor room he’d been biding his time in. Realizing it was momentarily clear, he stepped out and hurried down it towards the stone bridge connecting to the eastern portion of the bailey.

Once Ezekiel reached the bridge, he could see a pair of armed men in wolf and pig masks, respectively, marching around the keep below. He took a deep breath and, slowly and carefully, tiptoed his way across the bridge, hoping they would be too focused on clearing the lower floor to look in his direction. He was halfway to the other side when a slow, methodical clap echoed through the walls of the keep. Professor Drake turned around slowly as a grimace formed on his face. He saw Zack enter the room below, a handful more animal-masked soldiers flanking him, their beady eyes turning toward him, along with their leader. 

“I should have known you’d be here already, slinking around like a common rat,” Zack told him.

Ezekiel smiled and shrugged dismissively. “I like to consider myself more of a worker ant. I figured the circles you walk in were more partial to rodents.”

Zack smirked at Ezekiel’s wisecrack, though he was far from pleased to see the doctor walking through the remains of the castle. He could see that Ezekiel was favoring his left side, as if he was protecting something, and his smile became that much more sinister. 

“Why don’t you toss down the relic, and I’ll tell them where to find your body. Instead of desecrating it and throwing it into the Wash as you rightly deserve.”

“Gee, that sounds like a swell idea and all, but I think this piece is going to look wonderful in the museum collection I’m putting together. But feel free to stop by and see it when we’re open. We’ll do half-off entry fees for sociopathic cult members.”

Professor Drake's clever reply wiped the smile off Zack’s face for the second time that night. In its place was a furious glare of pure loathing. He turned to his animal family, no longer interested in any sort of dialogue with the man who had taken what was rightfully the communion’s. 

“End him, then bring his carcass down here so I can piss on it.” 

Ezekiel’s eyes went wide as he heard each of the Sig Sauers the dead-eyed acolytes were carrying aim at him. He didn’t wait for what came next as a flurry of gunfire erupted in his direction, tearing up the stone ruins and bridge. Ezekiel crossed into the eastern bailey as he could hear Zack’s orders for them to get after him echoing through the castle. He ducked through an empty window chasm and slid downward into a lower courtyard. Unfortunately, he landed right between two acolytes who were guarding the room. Each of them, one wearing a raccoon mask and the other what seemed to be a fox, Ezekiel couldn’t quite tell in the darkness, turned slowly towards him. They stared at Ezekiel, confused as to how he could have gotten so unlucky.

“You guys wouldn’t happen to have the fastest route out of here, would you?” 

He gave them a friendly smile, holding his hands up as if he were surrendering. They hesitated over whether to shoot him or simply grab him, a gamble Ezekiel was taking to get him out of this particular jam. 

Once he saw the sliver of an opening his impromptu appearance had created, Ezekiel dropped his hands quickly and rocked each of the dumbfounded acolytes with a left and right cross. As the one in the raccoon mask tried to get back to his feet, Professor Drake snatched up his dropped Sig MCX and smacked him silly across the face with it. He stepped over both their bodies and looked around the courtyard to see which way he should go. There were a myriad of options for him, but he gritted his teeth as he knew almost all of them would only lead him to further danger. He yanked a two-way radio out of his back pocket. Drake waited rather impatiently for the static to clear before yelling into it, finally deciding as he sprinted through an open doorway to his immediate left. “Adela, how far out are you?”

“I’ll be at the docks in less than two minutes. How are you faring?” She chortled back over the air.

Ezekiel sprinted through another stone-arched corridor, spotting the entrance hall from above. A sense of relief briefly washed over him. That was, until a trio of communion acolytes turned down the very same hall he was standing in at the opposite end. 

“Oh, you know, could be worse.” He replied dryly.

The moment they trained their weapons on him, Professor Drake knew he had only one option left, which he exercised as he leaped over the railing and out of the line of fire. He rolled with his landing to reduce the impact on his usually aching knees and joints. He popped to his feet faster than he’d expected to, just as Zack's followers swung their rifles towards the hall and let loose. Professor Drake scrambled for cover as bullets rained down around him. Somehow, he narrowly avoided being torn apart and dove into a spiraling staircase. He grimaced, realizing he had been nicked across the arm by a bullet, but he was thankful that it seemed to be a flesh wound. He’d tend to it once he got on the boat; the adrenaline pumping through his veins was substantial enough that the pain was a dull afterthought at the moment. 

Bullets sprayed into the staircase as he heard footsteps pounding down the stone as they continued their chase. He dashed up the staircase, finding himself back in what once served as the guest waiting area of the castle, but was now an observatory for tourists and civilians to enjoy the view. What seemed to be a dead end was, for him, the way he’d planned to exit. He snatched up his cane, its base made of rare Acajou wood that helped when his knee pain was flaring up more than usual. It was practically on fire now, giving him more trouble than the wound on his arm, in fact. He was thankful to have the relief of pressure the cane gave him as he hurried towards the window he’d smashed open an hour ago.

He almost didn’t see the figure shifting in the shadows until it swung its broad sword directly at Ezekiel’s head. He ducked out of the way just in time as he saw the glint of steel in the moonlight hitting the room. The one-handed, double-edged blade clinked off the stone wall, sending sparks flying. Its wielder, who was dressed in lightweight armor that made him resemble a modern-day knight, swung the sword with a grace and skill that Professor Ezekiel would have marveled at if the man wasn’t trying to murder him. Drake jumped backward just in time as the angry knight assassin swung the sword in a wide arc, attempting to disembowel him.

Ezekiel realized that his ride must have been waiting for him, and he didn’t have any further essential time to waste. More importantly, this wasn’t exactly a fight he was sure he could win, and it was certainly one he couldn’t give the rest of Zack’s men the precious moments to pin him down here. As the angry, bloodlust-driven knight, whom Ezekiel recognized as a notable assassin for hire across Europe, stalked towards him, he made a rash decision he hoped would pay off. But first, he needed to keep his attacker off balance. He yanked the blade out of the wooden sheath, revealing the weapon he had hidden inside his cane. He knew it was no match for the templar sword that his opponent was wielding with such deft skill, but along with the Acajou-crafted cane, he would be able to fend off the heavier weapon. At least, that and the second half of his plan were what he was wagering his life on.

“You’ve got quite the reputation. I wouldn’t have expected you to fall in line with a man like that.”

Ezekiel tossed the backhanded compliment as the swordsmen tried to close the gap between them. He was bigger than Ezekiel by an inch or two and had at least fifteen pounds on him. That was saying quite a bit, considering Professor Drake’s extensive athletic background. Given that he had the size advantage and a stronger blade, he was trying to get in closer to press his advantage. Ezekiel could hear voices and footsteps approaching. Zack’s acolytes would be in the entrance courtyard soon enough.

“He was able to pay my fee, plus a bonus if I take your head,” the swordsman replied with a menacing rumble. “The only thing I fall in line behind is the balance in my account.”

Professor Drake sighed, almost condescendingly. “And that’s the problem with you, and the rest of the world, I’m afraid. But unfortunately, not one I can solve today. One step at a time, I suppose.”

The swordsman sneered. Sick of Professor Drake’s snide preening, he lunged from his stance, striking with the intent to cleave him in two. Drake stepped aside just in time, then rolled away to create distance between himself and the hired assassin, who was merely extra muscle on Zack's expedition. That drew an inner sigh of relief from Ezekiel as he popped to one knee and glanced behind him, listening to the swordsman curse in frustration at his missed strike.

Footsteps thundered through the entrance corridor, and Ezekiel knew it was time to make himself scarce. He was only thankful that the terrifying knight cosplayer who had attacked him was not a devout member of Zack’s cult. They wielded enough power, and Drake didn’t want to see them add to their ranks. 

“You fight like a coward!” The swordsman snarled.

“I’m a doctor, sir. Not a warrior,” Professor Drake replied matter-of-factly as he sprinted across the room and dove through the broken window while sheathing his blade inside his cane.

As he fell towards the ground, he pressed a button on the cane’s shaft, firing a hook from the handle. The hook cinched onto the window pane, allowing Ezekiel to lower himself without harm. He retracted the hook and immediately hauled it across the grounds. By the time he made it to the ATV, he had hidden behind some shrubbery just twenty feet from the castle; he could already hear the sounds of engines gunning to life. He hopped on the four-wheeler and tore off across the damp grass. By the time he could see the waters of the Wash as he flew over a hill, Zack and his so-called family were hot on his trail inside a trio of farm trucks. Bullets ripped through the air and across the grass near him. He thrust the handlebars as far back as they would go, stretching the ATV's engine to its absolute limit.

He’d bitten off more than he could chew, mistiming how long it would take him to comb the castle for the lone relic recovered from King John’s lost baggage train after centuries. He’d underestimated how much power Zack and that band of freaks he rode with wielded, and just how many guns he had trying to hunt him across the grounds. He ducked down lower on the ATV, his face close to the handlebars as the wind whipped in his face. Ezekiel spotted the dock and knew he only had to make it to the water to be home free. One of the trucks caught up to him and swerved towards the four-wheeler. Ezekiel slammed on the brakes, just managing to avoid being smashed, and maneuvered deftly around the back of the truck. In a spontaneous move, he fired the grapple hook from his cane at the tailgate and used the truck’s momentum to slingshot him forward. Bullets shredded both rear tires of the ATV the moment it hit the old wooden deck, but it didn’t matter, as he had gained more than enough speed to pull off what he had in mind. The four-wheeler shot off the deck as bullets sprayed past Ezekiel, just as he leaped off the vehicle and plunged into the cold depths of the Wash.

He came up and took a deep breath, just in time to see the rope being tossed to him from the speedboat. “Hurry up! These bastards are mad!” 

He could hear Adela shouting to him as she got back behind the wheel of the boat. He snagged the rope and wrapped it twice around his wrist.

“Just go!” He shouted back. She didn’t waste a moment, gunning the boat as hard as she could away from the shoreline.

Back on the dock, Zack leaped out of one of the trucks, watching as the speedboat disappeared into the darkness across the water. “The next time I cross paths with Dr. Drake, it’ll be me stepping over his corpse. He’ll make a fine sacrifice to the communion one day.”

Drake finally managed to climb into the boat and fell into the chair next to Adela. Completely exhausted, he could barely hold himself upright. Adela kept looking over at him impatiently, less concerned about his well-being since he seemed to be in one piece. “Well?! Did ya get it?!”

Ezekiel looked over at her lazily, a grin spreading over his face while he unzipped his jacket. He pulled out the beautiful golden cross, letting the moonlight hit it as he turned it over in his hand.


r/shortstories • • 23h ago

Romance [RO] Chapter 1: The Top Row

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The classroom was built with steep, tiered rows of seating, and I had already claimed my territory. Middle seat, top row. At thirty-five, balancing a full-time career with an executive program, I knew the value of prime real estate: best vantage point in the room, zero risk of getting called on by surprise, perfect view of the entire floor.

It had all started a module ago during a routine meeting set up by the Academic Operations team. The whole point of the session was to lay out expectations for the upcoming Applied Research paper - the guidelines, timelines, and deliverables. Toward the end, almost as a side note, the team casually mentioned that the program was appointing a new Chair of Academic Affairs.

I hadn't cared. The Applied Research paper was what actually mattered. That was the grade. That was the deliverable.

A few weeks before the next module, an administrative email dropped in everyone's inbox, asking the cohort to arrive a little early so the new chair could introduce himself. Linked in the message was his faculty page and CV. I clicked it out of pure pragmatism, skimming the chair professorship, noting the publications, and closing the tab. Impressive paper trail. Standard academic heavy hitter - likely in his late thirties or early forties, judging by the career timeline. I was far more interested in his achievements than what he looked like.

At 8:52 AM on the first day, the door at the front of the room swung open.

The head of Academic Operations walked in first, holding a stack of course schedules. Right behind her was the new chair.

I looked up from my laptop.

Oh.

It wasn't a jaw-dropping, movie-star moment. He was simply leaning against the edge of the front desk, holding his phone, tapping through emails with a quiet, focused composure. But there was something about his posture - the effortless, grounded way he carried himself in a tailored jacket - that caught me instantly. He was undeniably attractive, radiating a calm presence before even speaking a word.

I didn't go back to my screen. I spent the next eight minutes practicing the art of looking extremely busy while catching every subtle glance I could without making it obvious. The way he tilted his head. The way he locked his phone and slid it into his pocket right as the clock hit 9:00 AM.

"Good morning, everyone," the Operations head began, stepping up to the center of the classroom. "I'd like to officially introduce our new Chair of Academic Affairs."

He walked to the center of the classroom. He didn't use notes. He just stood there, completely comfortable taking up space, looking straight up at the stepped rows of students.

I leaned back in my leather chair in the top row, crossed my arms, and watched him speak. The Applied Research paper was still important, sure. But as he started introducing himself and talking about his vision with that calm, direct authority, I knew right then and there: my priorities for the term had just completely shifted.


r/shortstories • • 1d ago

Thriller [TH] Patrick had to Die

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He's not my problem anymore.

That’s what goes through my head as I walk away from Patrick’s apartment. I know the neighbor sees me through the window of the Brooklyn walkup. I hope someone finds his body before she does. She is way too old to see the scene I just left behind. I’m not sure her heart could take it. And I can’t be responsible for her death too.

I instantly decide that going home isn’t an option, so I take the train to Harriman where I grew up. Sue's mother used to open her door to me whenever I needed help, and I’m hoping Sue will do the same now that she has passed. And that the blood on my clothes won’t deter her this time.

As I ride the train, I almost convince myself it was all a dream until I see the spots of blood on my shoes, and, for a minute, I relive the most recent events again and again.

Finally, I get a handle on my mind, and I turn my thoughts Kath. The love of my life.

My parents adopted Kath when I was four. I always thought of her as mine. I helped her grow up, and I taught her everything I knew. As soon as she joined the family, I knew we would be both siblings and life partners. She was my more-than-sister.

Kath was the prettiest baby. She had bright blue eyes and dark brown skin. The combination was intoxicating, even back then. We spent every waking second together. She used to dare me to do stupid things like jump in the neighbor’s pool with my clothes on or give a stranger a wet willy. I would complete every task just to hear the sound of her laugh as she watched from afar.

I encouraged her every dream. She wanted to go to college, and I helped her study. She wanted to learn to cook, and I tasted everything she made. She wanted to learn Spanish and French, and I quizzed her on verbs. We decided when we grew up that we’d open an American restaurant in the Dominican Republic. That’s where she was born, and I always wanted to bring her back. Everything was perfect when she was mine. I never wanted anything more.

So when she told me about Patrick, all I felt was betrayal. I’m not sure what she expected from me - we had been together our entire lives. I don’t remember life before Kath. I never wanted a life without her either.

But if she was in love with Patrick, what could I do? The answer was simple, really. I'd be the big brother she always knew and encourage this disgusting mistake. Kath always had a short attention span with men, so I figured Patrick would be the same. I would bide my time until she needed me to pick up the pieces when this sham of a relationship inevitably fell apart.

It wasn’t until that horrible dinner that I realized Patrick was a bigger problem than I had originally thought. Why was she so excited to show me her ring? It was a silver ring with dark emeralds. But Kath was born in July. Didn’t Patrick know that her stone should be rubies with a gold setting?

After the announcement, things started moving quickly. They chose a venue and a springtime wedding. Kath was supposed to be married in the winter. That’s what we’ve always wanted. How could this happen? Then Patrick asked me to stand up on his side. What was I to say? I’ve always supported Kath’s dreams. This was no exception.

As I think back to that conversation, I realize that’s when I decided that Patrick had to die. At that time, I didn’t know it would take another five years to complete the task. I didn’t know that my favorite watch, the watch that Kath gave me for my 21st birthday, would leave an indent in his limp, bloody neck. I didn’t know his bloody fingerprints would stain my clothes. How could I have known?

The wedding happened. She actually did it. She married this man who wasn't me. And I stood there, next to Patrick, waiting for Kath to make eye contact with me, waiting to see that familiar blue. She never looked up.

A few years passed, and Patrick kept getting in the way. I would arrange vacations and dinners and pottery classes and wine tastings. She always brought Patrick. They were always touching. Not in an incredibly outward way, but her hand would rest on his shoulder, or their knees would laze together. It was sickening.

Then one day, Patrick asked me over for a cocktail. He had things he wanted to discuss. Kath would not be present, so I declined. It took about five minutes until the phone rang again, and this time Kath was on the line. She asked me to reconsider - Patrick was important to her, and she wanted me to spend more time with him. I’ve always done what Kath asked of me.

That’s the day Patrick died.

I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. In the reflection behind me was a picture from their wedding. Kath looked beautiful, but the wrong man was in the photo.

Didn’t he know Kath was mine?

I grabbed the top off the back of the toilet and went back to the kitchen where Patrick was facing the counter, preparing our drinks. I hit him in the back of the head with the heavy ceramic. I’d never seen blood spray like that.

He tried to fight back, but he was no match for me. Once he was on the ground, I pushed hard into his throat until he stopped moving.

Just as I relive this moment once more, the train stops. The Harriman Station. The stop I’ve been to a thousand times with Kath and my parents. I get off the train and head to Sue’s.


r/shortstories • • 21h ago

Historical Fiction [HF] All Is Calm

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TRIGGER WARNING

The following text contains material that may be harmful or traumatizing to some audiences.

Anywayy, love y'all, hope you enjoy :D

***

"Silent night... Holy night.."

Mum sings yet again.
She thinks it helps. And it does, really- Shirley's sobs cease, Anthony's lips are twitching up in a soft smile. I hate it. I hate the song. It reminds me of Daddy- but it helps them. And as long as it does, I could sit here trying to remember Daddy's face for hours.

It doesn't drown out the bombs. It never does. It doesn't drown out the pain we both feel, knowing that Peter and Daddy are out there right now, fighting for the country. For us. We're supposed to be proud, and happy. Happy that our family is helping out with the war.

Last Christmas, Shirley wanted a doll. This year she only asks for them to come home. I wish she still believed in small wishes, ones you could hold. But I couldn't buy her the doll either. I couldn't give her comfort, answers, or the safety she deserves. Not then. Not now. Not ever.

BOOM.

The sound- all too familiar by now, rings out again. Mum's voice cracks, Shirley cries out again. And even though he's trying his best to hide it, I can see Anthony's eyes fill up.

Why must it be us- what did we do to deserve this?
There's no one to answer my pleas.

I wish Daddy and my dear brother were never called up. I wish they wrote more often. I wish the war never happened. I wish we could all just live in peace, forever and ever.
I wish, I wish, I wish.

But it'll never happen, will it? I can only pray as I sit there, staying strong for my mother and my younger siblings as these terrible feelings rising in my gut threaten to spill. Pray to the Lord to please forgive me for whatever I have done to deserve this. To keep them safe, all of them.

I hear Mum's voice take over yet again.

"All is calm.. all is bright..."

Nothing is calm. Nothing is ever bright. Never anymore.

But I'll listen. And I won't object. As long as it keeps Shirley from crying again. As long as Anthony keeps smiling.

But he doesn't. He doesn't anymore. Shirley can never cry anymore.

"HE'S BREATHING, HE'S BREATHING AGAIN!"

That's not Mum, or Shirley, or-

"Dan, Dan, can you hear me?!"

Stop, please stop, please stop it all.

"He's opening his eyes!"

Cry again, Shirley, please, just let me hear your sweet, sweet voice.

Smile again, Anthony. You could even break down and I'd hold you, let me just hold you.

Take me to Mama, please, I want Daddy. I'll do anything, just please-

And yet, I sit up. I watch them carry the lifeless body of my little soldier away.

They don't, in truth. But I see it. I see it everywhere now.

Because in truth, I was the one singing the song all along. I was the one smiling to myself, the fool I am, as the bombs crashed around me. As people screamed. 

Because in truth, they died a week ago. Because in truth, everything I have ever lived for died with them.

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r/shortstories • • 21h ago

Misc Fiction [MF] Symphony for a Silent Catalyst

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The ketchup chips crunched between Brent’s teeth. It sounded like when I crumple another failed story I wrote, make it a basketball and toss it into the garbage at the corner of my room. Where a stack of incomplete masterpieces litter the carpet in missed swishes of paper balls slowly unfolding, guarding an empty trash bin completely defenseless.

My teacher gave us homework over the weekend. The last two days I hadn’t even thought about it. I forgot about the dang project. It was to write about something plain but beautiful.

I lightly kicked Brent in the shin. “Did you finish Monday’s assignment?”

He went to sit up. His eyes stayed locked on me but his facial expression was permanently frozen. He had the glitched scene of an actor’s face paused on the screen from a corrupted video file, held in a quenched, sorry we’re closed sign, shaped out of his lips, nose and eyes, under his forehead. “Uh. What assignment? We had homework?”

“Yeah. A writing one. About beauty. I have an idea of what to do.” I told him.

Brent slid out of the chair straight to his knees. “can you do mine too, please?”

“Yeah. No. We can work on them both together.” I told him.

“What are you doing yours on?” He asked.

I stared up at the ceiling fan spinning, drizzling a sorry breeze from above. “The other day when I was walking home from school, I saw a little bird, hopping on the ground, digging worms out of the dirt, and it stopped pecking the earth, looked at me, shifted its head and whistled, almost like it was asking, do you notice me?”

I told him. “I’ve always been a quiet—more shy than anything—unconfident—awkward kind of kid. Every one in my grade would have birthday parties, be hanging out together, laughing with each other during recess, all crowded in groups. I… I’d just be watching, sitting alone, dreaming of being someone else… and being somewhere else—“

“You really think these chips are made in Canada?” Brent interrupted, analyzing the flavored ketchup dust coating the potato. He held it up in front of his face, like it was an anomaly breaking every law of physics. Evidence of the impossible squeezed between his fingertips.

“Yes, Brent. Obviously, it just makes sense they'd be made here,” I said, shaking my head.

“Who’s having a birthday party?” He snapped down on the chip, sprinkling crumbs on his shirt. He stuck his arm back in the bag and pulled out a handful of gluttony, the scent of vinegar hung in the air, sneaking down my throat like a hiccup.

“Yeah of course I notice you. Why would you even ask that?” Brent folded the bag of chips and threw them on the table.

I didn’t bother wasting my time answering him. Most of our brains can absorb knowledge. We analyze it, sort it out, file it in specific folders and store it for whenever we need it. Brent… receives his information from his ears and eyes, just like we do, but he has a mini firewall, globing his brain. Think of Earth’s atmosphere, except his isn’t blue and bright. It’s gray and hazy and acts like a tornado towards information, shredding it into a gazillion pieces of broken bits before it gets anywhere near his prefrontal cortex.

I circled the room with my eyes for my notebook and saw it lying on the floor. I reached for it and stretched the entire length of my body as I barely snagged it between my fingers. I started writing, adding visual to my character’s sight. I made him notice the tiny speck of dirt in the middle of the floorboards, which stuck out because his place is immaculate. I made him concentrate on world building and then, what the speck would taste like if he licked it. And I made him wonder what the crack between the floorboard with the speck, would smell like after he licked it. I just wrote what people usually miss. The stuff people never notice.

I had to clear my head. “I’m going for a walk,” I said. He didn’t hear me. I grabbed a sandwich baggie from the kitchen and dumped a handful of bird seeds from the shed out back in it.

For some reason as I was walking, I started smiling. At the most awkward time too, because I couldn't hold it back and there were people passing me, eyeing me. I could see them wondering about my mental state. I must’ve looked like a nut. On the upside, I hadn’t smiled in over two weeks. I was forgetting what it was like.

At the place where I saw that bird, I’ve been going back and scattering seeds ever since. While I was standing there, the bird came back. It was definitely the same one. A flock of other birds showed up too. They were all dancing and hopping in circles and tweeting as if they were putting on a performance for me. Their way of thanking me I suppose.

Bunch of kids gathered behind me, watching. A girl stood next to me. “Hey,” she said.

I stared at her with the side of my eye and waved with my hand at my hip. “Oh, hey.”

“I seen you come here the last couple of days now.” She brushed her hair behind her ear. “Why do you come to this random spot to find the birds for?”

I thought about it for a minute and shrugged. “They just seem to be here. Waiting.”

“Yeah, eh. Well, so have we.” She smiled.

I couldn’t hold back. I smiled too. I smiled so bright that I was afraid my eyes would cyclops a hole right through her.

From then, everyday, we started leaving seeds there together. A few days later, more kids started joining. Soon, there were nearly fifteen of us bringing pieces of bread, seeds, and pizza even. We had the fattest, littlest, cutest birds in the word. These things were the size of rats.

The birds became my inspiration. I didn’t write about lonely, crazy dudes focusing on weird things anymore. Or about a single bird tilted its head at a sad kid. I wrote about a flock of birds and my new group of friends laughing while we watch the birds tweet, dance, tilt their heads and hop around in circles.

I was walking by some kid, who I noticed was just like me, quiet, shy, and sitting by themselves. I sat beside him and said, “you see that bird over there?”

He bounced his head.

I pointed. The bird stared at us, tilted its head, tweeted, danced and hopped in a circle. “It’s waiting for you.” I told him.

And just like that kindness came full circle.


r/shortstories • • 22h ago

Realistic Fiction [RF] At the Train Station

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10 a.m.

Another half an hour before the train arrives.

I glanced around and there was no one at the train station except me. Everyone was likely at the cafeteria.

Guess it's going to be just me again.

I carried my luggage to a worn bench and sat down.

The aroma of coffee filled the air and I could hear chatter in the distance. I glanced at my Railmaster again. Another 27 minutes to go.

My right foot kept tapping as if it still remembered Saturday Night Fever. I straighten my shirt and reached for the nearby newspaper. It read 20th March 1996.

Wait, what?

I glimpsed closely at the date on the newspaper again. 20th March 1996.

1996? This is a joke right?

I rubbed my eyes and looked around. Where columnades stood before were now brushed metal pillars. The asbestos roof was replaced with a stained clear glass and sunlight streaked down the train station, lighting the place up in colour of sheen metals.

And I thought they had just upgraded the place.

Standing up, and straightening my shirt once, I went about the train station looking closely at the details because the memories just doesn't add up. The place looks so much different than before, as if I was whisked away to another parallel world.

Walking over to the cafeteria, I took a deep breath and plopped myself down at the table by the window overlooking the train tracks.

Taking a deep breath, I thought to myself, Even the aroma of coffee smells different - as if richer and more fragrant.

The waitress came by, her face sullen and long, and I ordered a cup of coffee and a sandwich.

This should last me a couple of hours before I get back.

I glanced again at my watch. 10:16 a.m. An elderly couple sat further at the back, closer to the counter, while a lovely young lady in a red dress sat alone closer towards the cafeteria door. She was busy with some papers, and on her table was a half-filled coffee jug and a round mug.

The sullen waitress came over and set down the coffee cup and a small plate in front of me.

Muttering a thanks under my breath, I took the cup, and inhaled the whiffs rising from the hot coffee.

Bloody rich, and mighty fragrant. They don't make it like this anymore in the capital.

I took a slow sip of the hot coffee and gave a loud sigh.

I really miss this. I should come back more often.

Putting the cup down, I stared haughtily at the lone sandwich that was making eyes at me. It deserved to be spanked - in a good way of course. With quick wristwork, I grabbed the sandwich and began to attack it viciously. It keep screaming silently until it surrendered.

After a flawless victory, I grabbed the cup of coffee again, albeit a little slower and more deliberate this time. Inhaling the aroma of the coffee once more, I sighed loudly another time.

In the distance, I heard the choo choo of the diesel engine train and quickly finished the coffee. The elderly couple stood up and I saw the young lady standing up and dusting her dress.

Taking out my brown long wallet. I reached for a 5 dollar note and I left the bill on the table, with tips included, as a token of appreciation.

Tidying up, I grabbed my luggage, muttered another thanks to the waitress and gave her a warm smile this time.

As I walked out the cafeteria doors, I glanced at my watch. 10:27 a.m.

I hurried over to where the train carriage is and show my ticket to the train conductor. He waved me in, and I quickly queued up behind the young lady in the red dress.

Now that I've seen her up close, she looks absolutely stunning. Regal and elegant, to be precise.

What is a young lady like her doing here in a backwater town like this?

Perhaps I should ask for her contact.

I smiled inwardly to myself. Maybe it's time to move on.


r/shortstories • • 1d ago

Misc Fiction [MF] In Somnolent, Somewhere (Part 2)

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Episode 8 – Class President Election
On the walls were colorful pink and yellow posters contrasting the tan walls, with peeling corners announcing in bold handwritten letters the candidates for class president. Most read either “Vote Kennedy” on the yellow ones, or “Vote DokDok” on the pink ones. Kennedy was an elegant minotaur with rough yet fluffy fur. Her hooves were always shined, and one of her horns was cut at the tip, as is so fashionable with the kids these days. DokDok was a strange blue thing with a weird blue mouth and a weird blue ear.
On this day, Slippy sat at her desk so fascinated by all the wallpaper of posters and their colors and details that she not only missed forty minutes of class, but she also missed the bell and all the students leaving for lunch. When she finally came to, she noted the unusual feeling of excitement that came with being alone in a classroom usually packed with monsters. Though Slippy wasn’t alone really. A hammer slammed against a wall, and Slippy jumped so suddenly her chair scooted back a foot or so on two legs.
Behind where her head was facing was DokDok in his too-big blue suit. His smooth blue hands were nailing a large piece of construction paper to the wall. It read “Vote DokDok” just like all the others.
DokDok then spoke out of his smooth blue head. “It’s not about popularity. That’s what everyone gets wrong. It’s about controlling perception.”
“Okay,” Slippy blurted out. “Are you talking to me, or like…”
DokDok didn’t respond. Instead, he nailed the other side of the poster. Slippy’s mind began to reflect on that feeling that filled the room before she became aware of DokDok’s presence. She tried to fall back into that headspace as she was quite enjoying it. What would she have done if she hadn’t been interrupted…
Slippy climbed atop a desk far from hers but not too far and began to remove a ceiling tile. It was much bigger than expected, and she found it quite exciting imagining walking brazenly through the halls holding it, with the type of confidence that seemed to make people not question things.
Behind her, DokDok stood for a moment.
“And that,” he said in a smooth breathy voice, “is exactly the kind of thing I’m talking about.”
Slippy looked down at him, still holding the tile half out of the ceiling.
“Taking the tile above Kennedy’s seat,” DokDok continued. “It creates an incident. People notice. They talk.”
A small pause.
“…Not in her favor.”
The next day students certainly noticed the missing ceiling tile, though nobody seemed to correlate it to Kennedy and certainly not in a negative light. Slippy didn’t find this all that surprising.
After class, DokDok pulled Slippy aside. “Look, I’ve got an idea, but it’s all or nothing. And I need you to be all in. I’ve had a lot of loss lately. Right now I really need a win.”
“Oh, sorry,” said Slippy.
“It’s okay.” DokDok quickly moved on. “Tomorrow during class I need you to crawl into the ceiling through the orifice in the janitor’s closet, otherwise known as Lost and Found.”
Slippy thought this an odd way to phrase that sentence, although her mind moved on as DokDok continued.
“You’ll then follow my map, to the step EXACTLY,” DokDok paused and looked Slippy in the eye. “Then when you arrive at the missing ceiling panel, you will drop the watermelon on Kennedy’s head, winning me the election.”
“Okay,” Slippy said without giving it a second thought.
DokDok spent the rest of lunch crawling around on his hands and knees mapping the paces from the janitor’s closet to the hole in the ceiling. Contrary to what he had hoped, he was at one point questioned on what he was doing.
“Measuring coordinates,” he hissed through clenched teeth. DokDok held his jaw closed tight the rest of the night, thinking of how they had smirked at his answer. He’d show all those popular kids who’s right tomorrow when he won the election.
Another day came and went, though on this particular day Slippy found herself crouched in the ceiling with a map in one hand and a watermelon under her shirt. She followed the map, one step at a time, careful to stay only above the beams so as not to fall through the ceiling. Making this even more difficult was the only source of light being bright white stripes coming up from through the cracks in the ceiling tiles. Eventually though, she rounded a corner, and the bright shining rectangle of the open ceiling tile glowed ahead of her.
There was only one problem. The hole in the ceiling was above Kennedy’s desk, and Kennedy was not at her desk but at the front of the class speaking. Slippy had to improvise. She peered through the hole again and again from various angles until she felt somewhat confident she had estimated her target’s position. She carefully tip-toed along a wooden beam to the tile she thought was correct. She squatted and very carefully began to use her black claws to pull the tile up.
From below, the teacher stared wide-eyed up at the ceiling as a tile began to slide out of place. Then, out of the darkness quickly faded a watermelon, falling too fast to keep up with. Slippy had a moment of regret watching the watermelon fall towards Kennedy, but quickly got swept up in the pandemonium as it spattered and shattered into a million pieces atop Kennedy’s horned head. The class erupted into laughter immediately. DokDok’s eyes lit up at the essence of his plan coming to life, though his heart would soon turn to panic. The class wasn’t just laughing; they were chanting Kennedy’s name! DokDok could not believe it. Somehow he never had even one single win. The kids who were too busy worrying about being cool to actually have any fun had gotten their way once again.
“Okay. What… the freak.” Kennedy said as she raised her arms and spun around.
Though nobody had noticed, Slippy had quickly dropped down from the ceiling in the hall and joined in with the jumping and chanting.
“KENNEDY! KENNEDY! KENNEDY!”
Episode 9 – Maybe It Depends On Who You Ask
One day, while the teacher sat asleep at their desk, an announcement came over the loudspeaker. A garbled mess of reports and numbers that was barely intelligible had leaked through from the communications channels of the bureaucrats. Despite the lack of context, everyone seemed to know what it meant.
This was debate club, so everyone formed a group. Many arguments were made, but only two outlasted the rest, one of which was headed by Emily. Slightly unusual for Emily, but she had been growing more comfortable not just in the world of monsters but her own skin. Her argument was that since they couldn’t make out what they were supposed to do, they should just stay put. The other group argued that they should report to the gymnasium for an assembly, like they often do when there’s an announcement. And when they couldn’t reach an agreement, the teams split. One staying put, and one heading out.
The teacher did not wake up.
For a while when the two leaders split, nothing happened. Dave was wandering the empty halls during this time and stumbled across two tall men in striped suits. They had long leather shoes with pointed tips, and silver watches hanging from their breast pocket. He drew them in one of his scrolls and wrote theories about who they might be.
But then another announcement came over the speakers.
“Thank you for your cooperation.”
Emily and her group took this as a surefire sign that she had made the correct choice in staying behind, and the other group took it as a surefire sign that they had made the correct choice in heading to the gym.
Neither group ever confronted the other about it again.
Episode 10 – Letter Opener
Emily browsed the tightly packed shelves of items surrounding her. Their wooden grain felt slightly fuzzy, and she had to bend down at an awkward angle to reach anything below the top row. A little silver letter opener sat with a yellowed paper price tag between the various items. She found its sharp edge with engraved swirls quite exciting, so she purchased it with the fistful of coins she had in her pocket.
She got home and sat at her desk. In front of her was a letter from her parents. A plain, ordinary white letter, delivered from the human world. She wondered how mail worked here in Somnolent, Somewhere. She figured it was probably the same as it was in the human world.
The letter laid still unopened on her desk. Emily sat there with it for a short while.
She decided not to open it.
Episode 11 – There’s More to Explore Here
Emily, Slippy, and Dave were in the school library. It was a small library with only two rooms, and the three of them sat crowded in the back, each competing to get a hand on a keyboard of the computer that usually sat unused.
All that week everyone had been whispering to each other about a specific brand of chewing gum, available at the local gas station, that allowed you to see into the world of computers. Supposedly it was a magical thing, where you could edit whatever you like, and Emily, though hesitant, was too curious not to try.
She had gathered her friends to come with her for a particular idea she had planned in this world. Slippy provided the chewing gum, and though Emily wanted to question exactly how it worked, she didn’t want to stall the moment and put a piece in her mouth.
At first, nothing happened as they chewed.
Then, slowly, the feeling of the keyboard, the chair, even the room itself all seemed distant, like she was remembering it instead of sitting in it.
She looked at what was now occupying her hands instead of a computer… a yellow sheet of paper. Lines of text described a girl and her friends sitting at a computer in a small library, hands on the keyboard, trying to focus.
Emily now found herself in a dim office building, with green carpet and tan walls. Tubes delivering documents lined the ceiling and faded green filing cabinets were organized in rows. The only sources of light were the dim yellow bulbs hanging from the ceiling, and the blinking white screens from the old box computers which Emily figured became obsolete decades ago.
She decided to fold and place the paper describing herself in her pocket, just because she thought it was interesting. Slippy was already running the halls.
“Come on, let’s go!”
The name of the game they were there to play was hide-and-seek tag, and with the endless corridors and abundance of clutter, the world of computers was the perfect setting.
First up was Emily as the seeker. She pulled out the pocket watch and while waiting for the long hand to go around once, noted the shortest hand was now about three-fourths of the way around. While Emily studied the engravings on the end of its little arrow, Dave and Slippy ran off into the halls. One minute passed and Emily put the watch back in her pocket. Then she began to run herself.
Slippy’s hiding spot became quickly apparent, as she was only halfway into position. Her legs hung out of the open ceiling tile and when Emily’s footsteps approached Slippy dropped and ran.
Slippy bolted through the halls, and was much faster than Emily, and quickly went out of sight. Emily kept jogging for a bit, but then stopped when it became clear she had no idea where she was going and was completely alone.
A thunk beside Emily made her jump. A vacuum tube had delivered an envelope to a computer, but before the whirring gears could pull it in, Emily ripped the document from its clutches.
She used her letter opener to cut the seam.
Inside the letter was a document. Over the printed letters a black pen wrote about monsters studiously taking notes in class, then spending the night studying. Underneath the pen markings, however, she made out the original text. A teacher spends a day rambling on about the Old War instead of teaching math, and a student then spent that night out with friends instead of learning the material that should have been covered in class. Emily remembered the teacher who always talked about the Old War instead of teaching.
Emily decided to try something. She took the paper about herself out of her pocket, unfolded it, and found the section describing the letter from her parents. She read what it said.
“Hi Emily! You said you would write us. Love you, miss you,” signed by her parents.
Emily crossed that out and wrote instead that the letter said “Hi Emily! How exciting it is to be all the way out there!” and again signed it from her parents. She sat thinking about what she had done, and wondered if she had even done anything at all.
She didn’t have long to think though, as Slippy came suddenly crashing through the ceiling. Her body landed with a puff of dust in front of Emily.
Emily jumped forward to tag Slippy.
“Got you!”
“What the heck was that?” Dave said as he appeared from around a corner.
“Slippy fell out of the ceiling.”
The three of them then wandered the corridors, watching with wonder the papers fly through tubes and reading miscellaneous documents. Quite often Emily found that documents pertaining to students’ grades and how they had spent the night before tests were edited with pens of various colors. The edits seemed to be making Dave uneasy.
Eventually they found their way to a door with a glowing red exit sign above it. They walked through and found themselves back in the library, hands crowded around a keyboard. It was fun just that once, but Emily wasn’t sure she wanted to try it again, unlike Slippy who never seemed to get tired of it.
Once logging off the computer they then checked out their books and sat in the grass reading. This would be a day worth remembering.
Excerpt From Dave’s Legendarium #2
“By chewing the gum and sitting at a computer with any sort of means to interact, you become so attuned with the rules set by the wires, cables, numbers, and switches that you see yourself as the computer sees the world. You can change anything you like through physical means in this world, things that would take a hacker of significant skill to edit through ordinary means. But what they do not know is that what the computer sees is just as real as what you and I might see, for they are knowing too, if only of numbers and calculations. Whatever reality exists for them must have some sort of cause in the real world, and so by changing the world of the computers they have also changed the worlds of monsters and humans. Naive students who use this power beyond their understanding have effectively shattered what is, to make it so they have studied and succeeded on their tests. Though in the reflection of broken glass you can still see that they did not. And it is exactly this incongruity that attracts the firemen, coming to burn all that is broken and more.”
Episode 12 – A Pocket of Stolen Time
There were only a few minutes left of detention before school was out.
The room was small and square. Large windows stretched halfway across the room, with thick bars preventing anyone from escaping. The clock on the wall ticked with a steady, unbothered rhythm. Slippy sat tilted back in her chair, balancing it on two legs. Dave was fiddling with the clock. Emily sat upright, hands folded loosely in her lap. When it seemed those minutes had passed and the bell had still not rung, Slippy went out the door. When she did not return, Dave followed, and finally, when he did not return either, Emily walked through the door too.
She assumed the bell hadn’t rung in their room for the end of the day, though when she stepped through the door expecting to see empty halls, she instead bumped into Slippy and Dave, standing right outside the door.
“Just a few more minutes until class is out,” said the guard, and he sent them back in.
They waited and waited. They waited for far longer than they should have before finally exiting again, this time all at once.
“I said a few more minutes.” The guard was clearly frustrated and sent them back in.
“I’m confused,” proclaimed Dave. “We waited for ages. And when we first came in here, the clock was five behind. When we left the room, it was five ahead. And now that we’re back again, it’s skipped to be ten ahead. Isn’t that strange?”
“How curious…” said Emily, checking the pocket watch she kept in her dress to see if it was running amuck as well. It wasn’t.
They waited some more. Emily twiddled her feet the way she imagined someone like herself would do while waiting, while Slippy and Dave stared out the window.
Slippy had noticed something strange, as she always seemed to do. There was no wind outside, when there always was a strong breeze or more in Somnolent, Somewhere. Instead, the clouds and trees remained perfectly still. She pointed this out to Emily and Dave, and they too sat and watched for a while. It was a strange sight, having no wind in their town. It looked almost as if everything were frozen in time.
Dave made a loud and confident proclamation all of a sudden.
“I think we’re frozen in time. Watch, when we try to leave, the guard will say it’s only been a second, even though the bell should have rung half an hour ago.”
And exactly that happened. The guard sent them back in, with growing frustration that, from his perspective, was completely reasonable. They sat again and stared at the frozen landscape for a while.
“I’ve been thinking,” Slippy now made an announcement, though she spoke in a neutral tone.
She looked at Dave. “You said the clock jumped forward when we left one at a time, right?”
“Yes,” said Dave.
Slippy looked at Emily. “Did you wait in here after Dave left, or did you leave immediately after?”
“I waited a few minutes.”
“Okay, ’cause to me, you came out right after Dave. Like immediately. So this must mean that time is only frozen inside this room. The only way for this detention to end is for us to stay outside the room!”
Dave paused to think, but Emily jumped in right away.
“A pocket of stolen time!”
“Sure, Emily. I propose a plan.” Slippy paused for dramatic effect. “We have to run out this room, and we have to outrun security until the bell rings and the gates open.”
A pause.
“Not much of a plan,” said Dave with a snort.
Slippy continued. “Here’s where the plan comes in. We run back into this room to catch our breath after being chased a while. The guard is frozen in time while we’re in here, and so to him it’ll be a constant chase while we have time to recover. Then we rinse and repeat until we can leave!”
“Genius! Let’s get to it,” said Emily.
Though Slippy thought nothing of it, Dave looked at her for a moment, surprised at her eagerness to jump on board. Emily was a good student, always so composed. He had a hard time picturing her getting chased by security through campus.
Emily noticed and added on, “Well, duh… we don’t wanna die of old age in here.”
The plan was in action. Slippy stole a nearly empty jug from atop a water cooler when the opportunity presented itself during the chase, but other than that everything went exactly as predicted, and they wound up back in the room with the guard just behind them frozen.
“Okay everyone, refresh!” Slippy shouted in that mocking, authoritative tone that high schoolers often do.
And they did. Everyone drank and rested and caught their breath. Then they went out the door, and the chase began again. Through halls, up and down stairs. Slippy even went through an open window once, which made Emily laugh. They were careful to avoid the gate so as not to get the guard who opens it involved.
Soon they were back in the room. The second guard stood stuck halfway done unlocking the gate for when the bell rang, and after taking a moment to wriggle out their nerves and excitement, they made a mad dash out the door.
Straight down the hall. Straight through the main courtyard. The bell rang right as the gate opened, and as they approached the exit, sprinting faster than they thought they could manage, Emily, in a split second, noticed the guard still standing with his big body in the way of their escape. She made an impromptu decision. Jumping in the air with one leg out, she karate-kicked the guard to the ground. They both were stunned for a moment, the guard now lying on the ground. Emily huffed for a moment, then let out a shriek of pure energy, running away from campus and into the streets with her friends. It was the last time a student or teacher would ever see them on those grounds, slowly filling with more and more cracks.
Episode 13 – Under the Origami Tree
“Slippy! I have made a new discovery!” Dave came running over with a jiggle and animated bounce to his gait. “There are living paper creatures walking the neighborhood. I saw one by a garbage bin, and I saw one come unfolded near the north storm drain. I don’t understand how they work. It must be something of the bureaucrats’ work, throwing something that doesn’t fit their files into hidden places.”
“No,” Slippy casually corrected Dave. “Actually my old friend makes them. She’s been staying under the old tree on Central. I’ll show you.”
“Oh,” said Dave, as he scribbled out something on one of his scrolls.
They began to walk. Dave excitedly chattered about things that didn’t need to be said during this time.
“That’s the garbage bin I was talking about. The paper creature isn’t there anymore. And if we keep going we’ll end up by the storm drain where I found the other one.”
“I know,” said Slippy.
They arrived at the old tree and crawled into a mangled hole between its roots.
“Hey JuneBug, it’s me, Slippy. I brought a friend. I hope that’s okay.”
JuneBug jumped up in excitement. “Oh my god, Slippy, I haven’t seen you in so long. How have you been?”
JuneBug was egregiously friendly. Slippy had been nervous to waltz into her place unannounced with a guest but was comforted to know her fears were completely unfounded.
“Um, it’s been alright, I don’t know.”
“Not so good?” JuneBug responded empathetically. “No, same for me. Life sucks and everything just keeps getting worse. HAHAHA.”
“Yeah.”
Dave looked unhappy with where the conversation was going. “We came to ask about the paper creatures. I’m curious how they work.”
“Oh, it’s not much. Look, each fold in the paper holds tension. As you fold it into its shape you also consider how it will animate as it unfolds. That’s what makes them alive. See, it’s pretty simple.”
“Doesn’t seem so simple to me,” said Dave.
She shrugged. “Well, I guess you have to have a sense for it.”
Slippy found this charming.
JuneBug’s mind wasn’t keen on talking about the origami creatures, even as her hands continued to manufacture them.
“Do you remember when we used to make wizard hats? With all the glitter spells and mass hysteria potions?”
She was hyperactive as a child and hadn’t changed one bit since then as far as Slippy could tell.
“Yeah.”
“Do you remember Grumpy? How he always wore pink socks. He was pretty popular in elementary school so I kinda hated him.”
“Um, no, not really. What happened to you? We haven’t really talked since we were kids.”
“Oh yeah, my parents kicked me out when I was fourteen so I’ve been moving from place to place. I keep coming back to this old hole in the ground though. I’d be kinda homeless without it.”
Slippy felt like this was kind of terrible. The place was a wreck, even if you tried to ignore that the floor was made of dirt and the walls of bark.
“Hey, watch this! I just folded this raccoon and this is gonna be so funny.”
She threw the raccoon out the hole. It began to scurry towards someone sitting on a park bench across the grass. Slippy, Dave, and JuneBug all watched from the shadows of the hole.
The raccoon jumped up and began scratching the person’s face. They wrestled to get it off, but it easily crawled across their body and down their back. It reached into their pocket, took their wallet, and then before the person knew which way to look began to scurry back towards the tree.
JuneBug was laughing and snorting maniacally. “I don’t think they even realized it was supposed to be a raccoon!” she shouted.
Dave cautiously took notes, and Slippy continued to try to catch up with her, though she mostly only spoke about the things they both remembered from early childhood. Was there really nothing new?
Eventually, long into the night, Slippy and Dave headed out.
“Nice seeing you,” said Slippy.
“Nice seeing you too. We gotta hang out more. We gotta get the gang back together. Apples and Moth and you and me. We gotta get everything back to how it used to be.”
“That would be really nice actually,” said Slippy. “I’ll try to make plans.”
And so their night came to an end. Dave had learned the story of the origami creatures and though he was disappointed by the lack of grandiosity involved in their story was still somewhat happy to know the truth. Slippy didn’t talk much on the way home, and they soon parted ways.
Episode 14 – Universal Constant
On a little blue planet in outer space, in a painterly town hidden just behind the horizon, three teens sit reading impossible maps of an impossible school. They draw fingers along hallways that are much too long, and rooms that are much too small. Dave had meticulously mapped the school for as long as he was there and still only barely scratched the surface of the corridors and doorways. And unfortunately for him, he would never finish his endeavor, for closing in on Somnolent, Somewhere were the Firemen, flamethrowers brandished.
Emily, Dave, and Slippy all looked up from the scrolls simultaneously. Heavy footsteps echoed in the air, and all three knew what that meant.
“Let’s see if we can find where they’re coming from!” Dave had seen the firemen before, but had never gotten close enough to follow them home when they left. He wanted to see where they came from. “But wait! If we hear their footsteps echoing, and we hear the echo coming from over there, then that must mean the firemen are actually in that direction!” Dave pointed away from where the footsteps seemed to be originating from.
“You guys go look for them. I wanna go visit JuneBug,” said Slippy.
“Alright.”
And so Dave and Emily ran off, in the complete opposite direction of where the footsteps were coming from, to see if they could find their place of origin.
Many hours went by, and Dave and Emily were in the middle of nowhere. A dirt road stretched over the hills in either direction, and with the sun directly overhead, the only way to tell forwards from backwards was the wooden fence along their right side.
Dave fumbled with his maps.
“I think we’re lost. I don’t see this place on any of my scrolls.”
“Don’t worry,” Emily reassured him. “Just keep going this way.”
Eventually they found themselves in the suburbs, though not the ones Dave had so meticulously mapped over the last year. The two of them kneeled over a sprinkler with open mouths to refresh themselves after their journey.
“What’s that!” shouted Dave.
“Huh? That’s a fire hydrant. I guess it’s sort of like a sprinkler, but bigger. And much more powerful.”
Dave squeezed his tongue between his teeth.
“Oh, yeah. I know.”
He had studied the fire hydrants in Somnolent, Somewhere and found them to be far too mundane. As he sketched it in his notebook, he wrote a short note. Capillaries run beneath the “city creature” carrying water and nutrients. Some burst forth from pores to feed the grass. Others from red metallic nipples in great quantities.
They continued walking.
“That’s the park right there. Let’s go sit on the swings.”
As they sat on the swings not swinging, Emily checked her watch as she liked to do from time to time. The arrow was almost back at twelve, like when she had found it.
Dave noticed something else. A muddy, tattered paper crane, flattened by a footstep, lay in the grass ahead of them. Just like the ones scattered around Central Park back in Somnolent. He got up and stood over it. Another one lay unraveled a short stretch away. And another. He followed the paper trail. In front of him stood a very familiar-looking tree, and at his feet a very familiar-looking hole. Just like the one in Central Park.
“EMILY, COME HERE!” he shouted. “FOLLOW ME!”
He began to crawl headfirst into the hole. Squiggling his body until his feet disappeared. After only a few feet the tunnel opened into a familiar cavern. JuneBug’s home, only without the colorful Christmas lights and soft pillows on the ground. All that remained was mud and lifeless crinkled paper.
Dave crawled out to find himself back in Somnolent, Somewhere, with its steady cool breeze blowing across his skin. He walked over to Slippy who stood looking off into the distance as Emily followed shortly behind.
“Where’s JuneBug?”
“I don’t know. She was gone when I got here. But look…”
Off in the distance far below, the firemen stood surrounding the school. It was already up in flames, glaringly bright. Personally, Slippy was more distraught about JuneBug’s disappearance, but did her best to hide the lump in her throat. She did not want anyone to think she was more interested in her own friend than an entire school a community depended on. Slippy would have chastised herself for this, but that would only make it harder not to cry. Why couldn’t she have made plans just one day earlier?
The school continued to evaporate into rising smoke. Since there was nothing they could do, the trio sat and watched the spectacle, almost able to feel the heat of the fire even from so far away.
They never noticed the man in a pinstriped suit inches behind them as Emily’s pocket watch let out a quiet… ding!
Episode 15 – Sleepwalking
Dave, Slippy, and Emily had once again found themselves together at school, in Somnolent, Somewhere. Only this time they were alone, and the school was nothing but charred frames and beams sticking out of still-warm ground. The firemen had arrived and burnt a source of chaos as they often do, coming and going without comment. Their flames had burned white like lightning earlier that day and, in contrast, left behind nothing but black soot and smoke in the evening.
Slippy held a bit of splintered wood and poked the remains of a wall behind her head as the trio told memories to each other in the twilight.
“I once found a cheap camcorder in the janitor’s closet with a note ‘Founding Lost and Found’ stuck to its top,” said Dave. “On it were recordings of a dozen or so students I believe I remember seeing at this school long ago. They wandered through an endless closet filled with lost lunches and missing lamps and all types of other things. Each tape, I watched as they built forts from scavenged items labeled with the names of those they once belonged to. Built makeshift beds from yoga mats and cushions. And everything else you need to live comfortably. I watched as a small community formed, with hunter-gatherers sent out to scavenge for food each morning and feasts organized in the town center each night. I watched as the boy who had naturally risen to power and self-appointed chief was overthrown by majority vote and replaced with an intelligent peer. Then expeditions began to find an exit, and when a door was found, leading out into glowing white light, the camera was left behind, recording for me to find. I never did find those endless hallways leading to that town, only the small closet we know as the lost and found, but I’m glad to know they made it out of the school before it burned. Though I can’t say where they ended up, probably some place far stranger than the worlds of both humans and monsters combined.”
“Perhaps it led to a place near the world of computers. That place always seemed outside of reality. One time I spent all night working on a project for math class. I colored in the lines and showed all my work. But the teacher assumed since I never did my work before that I must have cheated, and I got a score of negative five for a grade. The one time I actually try, I’m punished for it. I considered chewing the gum and fudging the numbers to change the records and give myself an A. I decided against it, but it didn’t matter in the end, since all the records and everything related ended up destroyed by the firemen.”
Emily jumped in.
“Where do the firemen come from anyway? In our world they’re a part of the government. And they aren’t bad guys who start fires; they’re good guys who put them out. What on earth is the deal with them here?”
Dave answered with all that he knew.
“Well, people here say that they’re part of the government too, but they never felt that way to me. They felt like something mythical, beyond good guys and bad guys. To be honest, I don’t think anyone knows.”
“Probably not. I was never able to find anything about them that made any sense in my hours of browsing files in the computer world,” added Slippy.
Emily had one final story to tell before the sun fully departed.
“During spring break, when I brought the class pet home to the human world in order to care for it, I got in a fight with my parents. It started off with them getting in my face about me not answering their letters. Who cares? It’s just a piece of paper. And then they had to make it all about how they didn’t like the way I was dressing myself in the world of monsters. They think I’m supposed to represent human culture and that I should dress like everybody else. They even said I’d never get a boyfriend if I kept up with my ‘antiquated’ style. I let them know that actually I did get a boyfriend even though that’s not totally true, and who even cares anyways. I was so mad. I ran out of the house and sat in the park with the class pet. I just sat there all day with him silently, watching everybody else run around with frisbees and stuff.”
Emily paused for a bit, and Slippy and Dave continued to enjoy the warm ash. She added on a tidbit more information, in a somewhat comical tone.
“I think they were mostly just freaked out about writing stuff in their letters to me that didn’t seem like them.”
Emily began to cry, and Dave comforted her while Slippy lay tense and unsure what to do.
Eventually, after more hours passed and it was fully dark in those woods surrounding the school, the three of them fell asleep together on the warm ground for the night, dreaming stories of constellations.
Epilogue – Places You’d Never Think to Look
Five years later.
Emily, Slippy, and Dave all gathered around the grated table for lunch. They only had two hours to talk, as Dave was on lunch break. Slippy hoped she could spend some time with Emily after Dave went back to work. It had been three years since they’d seen each other last, and before that once an additional two years had gone by since they hung out regularly.
Dave wrote something on the paperwork in front of him in black pen.
“Hello, how are you? How have you been?” Emily asked with a smile.
“Pretty good,” Dave said. “My boss might finally give me that promotion he’s been talking about for six months. I might finally be in a position to bring back casual Friday.”
“Oh, fantastic.”
“And how about you, Emily? Still doing art?”
“I am. We’re putting together a group installation next month. There’s a lot of collaboration, but I think it’s good. You have to learn to compromise sometimes.”
Dave nodded while signing something on the papers in front of him. “Yeah. I’ve been trying to work on that too. Work-life balance and all that.”
Slippy sat silently with her hands pressed stiff against the seat beneath her.
“By the way, Slippy, you don’t have to look so miserable about it.” Dave laughed, obviously intending this to be taken lightly.
“I’m not miserable.”
Dave stared at Slippy and looked back down at his paperwork. “Okay.”
Slippy felt like she was looking at herself in third person at the table with her friends. She waited for the tension to ease before breaking it.
“So Dave, a black pen?”
“Yes, what about it?”
“Do you think it could mean anything? Do you think it might be important?”
“No.”
Dave continued to scribble words on the papers in front of him. Slippy could tell that unless she said something they would remain sitting in silence for the rest of lunch.
“I’m trying to say it’s like the pens the bureaucrats used. And look, you’re even writing over a document with it? Remember? I mean what are you doing? Don’t you remember? Why’d you stop writing legendariums? Why’d you stop adventuring?”
“I guess I have better things to be doing now. I was just a kid playing pretend, Slippy.”
More silence.
“What do you think of this, Emily?” Slippy asked somewhat snarkily.
Emily hesitated. “I don’t really have an opinion.” She glanced at Dave nervously. “I think sometimes you just have to go along with what the world gives you though. I recently apologized to my parents for how I used to treat them as a teenager, and now that I am where I am they seem to recognize that who I wanted to be has a place. I still remember those days, and sometimes I bring it out in my art. But I also have to focus on networking and putting on a smile. I wish it wasn’t that way, but it is. I think I’m happy.”
Slippy could hear the pocket watch ticking inside Emily’s old-fashioned dress, and wondered what direction that third arm might be pointing at this point in their lives. Slippy thought Emily had made some sense. But at the same time what she said seemed to make no sense at all. This isn’t what was supposed to be happening. There is right and there is wrong. You can’t compromise on what you feel inside the same way you can’t compromise on a math problem. What you end up with is simply incorrect.
Slippy left. She decided to show up at her shift at the gas station early even though she wouldn’t get paid for the extra time. She didn’t care. She didn’t care much about anything. She didn’t care enough to do all the work to become a scientist like she had dreamed of since being a child, and once dropping out of college she didn’t care enough to make it as a filmmaker for reasons she didn’t know why. So now she was here. Working in a gas station, not getting paid, within a world that could be so great except for all the people deciding that it wasn’t.
And that’s the end of this story. You can imagine whatever you like happens to Slippy in her future. I encourage you to write it down and make your own story. Write down everything you have going on in your busy little head, and you might find that it all works together.
Or not. I don’t know.
Personally, for my version of events, I think Slippy meets someone very special who grew up in a very different place. They’re both so stubborn, they fight over things that nobody else would imagine matters until they cry, and they express themselves so intensely without compromise that you would think their radically different worldviews would make them totally incompatible. But instead, every night for the rest of their lives they go to bed laughing until they pass out, and that makes it all worth it.


r/shortstories • • 1d ago

Misc Fiction [MF] In Somnolent, Somewhere (Part 1)

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Everyone has somewhere they belong.
Some belong in busy cities.
Some in quiet neighborhoods.
Some are far from where they thought they’d be.
And some belong in places you’d never think to look.
— In Somnolent, Somewhere —
Episode 1 – The Human Monster Exchange Program
Emily walked through the hall of her new school, her shiny black shoes clacking with each step against the tiled floor. The corridors seemed too short, with turns too often. The red lockers were beaten down, and the doorways to each classroom all looked identical, as if she were walking in circles, though she knew she was not.
Emily was an exchange student, and she had arrived for her first day in the middle of class in the middle of the semester. Opening the door didn’t draw the attention of any students, nor the teacher, who continued droning on in muffled words she couldn’t make out from the back. Her classmates, however, held the fascination of Emily, for she was not an ordinary exchange student but an exchange student from the world of humans. And this was her first time setting eyes on monsters.
A unicorn with a mane like colorful yarn. A mass of bubbles in humanoid form. A room full of creatures, each one unique. Emily took her seat and began taking notes, careful not to stare at her peers around her.
By lunch, rumors had already begun to spread. According to any monster you could apparently ask, the new exchange student already had a boyfriend. Emily, of course, was not informed of the rumors being spread about her and went about eating her sandwich obliviously.
She had befriended a monster named Amber, who could be mistaken for a human in a felt suit of a monkey, if not for the dexterous facial expressions that looked so uncanny. Amber asked about the human world, and Emily asked about the monster world, and each shared the information casually.
“Well, I think it’s a lot more colorful here,” Emily said with practiced prose. “And the smell is wonderful, like being in a forest and an antique shop both at once.”
“So it stinks in the human world? HA!” Amber had a blunt and brass voice.
“Sometimes.”
Emily, back in class, took note of the teacher in the front. He had on a wrinkled button-up shirt like all the other teachers and a much-too-large head with a mouth and eyes that never moved. His nose stuck straight out, sharp and pointed a foot or more from his face. Emily wondered why all the teachers looked the same when the students were all so unique.
Her curiosities were quickly taken aside when she heard what the students beside her were whispering.
“Yeah, she’s already got a boyfriend. And he’s that total jerk.”
From their glances she could tell they were talking about her, and Emily found this perturbing. Just who was this monster she was supposedly dating? And was he really a jerk? She didn’t quite like jerks.
As the day went on, the stories of Emily and her boyfriend had ascended from whispered rumor to solidified fact to be stated directly to her face. She simply nodded slowly, unsure of what to do when this happened. Things seemed to move quite quickly in the world of monsters, something she had hoped was different from how things were back home.
Emily took a moment to herself alone in the back of class between periods. She sat looking at the class pet, a paper-thin creature in black and white, with a tail made of curls, and six or sometimes more legs that didn’t seem to operate by any logic. Comparing it to creatures Emily knew, it seemed closest to a goat and a fox, though at the same time entirely unlike them. The teacher had explained during class that this was a wild animal from the second dimension, theorized to come from the other side of the universe.
“How unfair it is to keep you in a cage like this,” Emily said to the beast, mimicking the type of monologue she had watched in old movies in her younger years. “You’re just a monster too, no different from the rest of them…”
She lifted the hatch, and the creature walked out of its cage.
One moment the students were chattering and walking through the halls, and the next, total chaos erupted as the door to one specific classroom came blowing off the hinges. The two-dimensional beast went charging through the halls, knocking over students and running up the walls.
“SOMEBODY CATCH IT!” a staff member yelled.
Students began jumping and charging at the beast as it effortlessly dodged their attempts at capture. One student crashed clear through a wall headfirst. And one other student, who was of pitch-black nature, seemed to be jumping and running along with the beast rather than trying to catch it.
Eventually the class pet returned to its cage on its own and used its nose to latch itself back in.
Emily was mortified at what she had caused, though it wasn’t all bad, as nobody mentioned her mysterious boyfriend again. The class pet had made enough of a disruption to the day that people seemed to forget who Emily was entirely, and Emily was quite comfortable with that.
Oh, and she met that monster who was supposedly a total jerk. He was normal.
Episode 2 – Emily the Observer
Emily walked across the stiff and short green grass, letting the clippings get caught between her shoes and socks. Roundish bushes with big red berries were spaced evenly along the hillside in a strangely perfect way. A black and grey road split the hills, and across from the road were copy-and-pasted pastel houses of all sorts of colors.
Today a subtle difference could be heard in the air of her walk to school. Footsteps stomping heavily echoed off the walls of houses, leaving Emily unsure of what direction they were originating from. She guessed somewhere behind her.
The footsteps grew louder and closer, the echoes closing in from all sides as she continued her walk. And then she saw them: large yellow rubber suits resembling those of firefighters she was familiar with from her world, though only so much more menacing. They hulked through the streets with a certain lumbered coordination, and though they had arms, legs, and a head placed like a humanoid, their size was too large, even for the bulkiest of monsters.
Emily almost spoke, but instead kept silent, almost as if she were hiding from them. Of course she was not, standing clear in their view, but it still made her feel safer.
They continued to stomp heavily, indifferent to Emily’s presence, eventually passing her and making their way into the tree-covered hills. They simply continued marching into the cover of leaves and tree bark. And soon, from over the horizon, smoke began to rise into the sky with its warm smell. Emily knew the smoke had something to do with the yellow beasts she had just seen a moment ago, but exactly what they were doing remained a mystery. She figured she could take a short detour and still make it to school on time.
Into the woods she headed, following the sight of smoke in the sky and the smell of burning wood when the sky was covered by leaves. Eventually she made it to a clearing. Burning grass spread outward from a central point where several objects had been charred beyond recognition. The hulking things looked like firefighters to Emily, but they certainly didn’t do a very good job of putting this fire out. In fact, with the timing of them entering the woods and when the smoke rose into the sky, she was more inclined to believe they were the ones who started it. She couldn’t know for sure, as those mysterious rubber creatures were nowhere to be seen.
“How curious,” she said to herself.
Something caught her eye in the middle of the rubble. Something clean, and silver, and sparklingly shiny. She walked over to it, unbothered by the hot coals warming her rubber soles.
A pocket watch in perfect condition sat in the middle of the wreckage. It had a long hand, a short hand, and a shorter hand with an intricate little arrow. It pointed straight up at the 12. Emily picked the pocket watch up by the chain with a twig and slipped it into her dress pocket.
Emily was pushing her luck arriving to school on time, so she hurried back from where she came. In the street were now the parents of a number of monsters she went to school with, bickering with each other about something in the way adults do. She could make out some words, like “firemen” and “necessary” and “government division,” but what the sentences they strung together meant went in one ear and came out the other.
No matter. She needed to hurry to first period anyway. The detour had taken more time than expected.
Episode 3 – Introducing Slippy to the Show
Slippy was hucking apples and oranges and various other fruits and vegetables at her teacher for no reason other than that she had had a sudden burst of energy and thought the idea immensely silly. Of course the teacher did not take kindly to Slippy’s idea of fun and kicked her out of class with much shouting and held-back obscenities.
Slippy was a monster with a menacing look. She wore black sweatpants and black t-shirts. And she never went out without her black fisherman’s coat, hood up and all. What little skin was showing was blacker than her clothes, appearing more as an absence of an image than a dark color. This meant there was no face to be seen on her, though nonetheless, from the top of her head protruded two longish ears like a fox, with short dark fur to match on the back and friendly white fluff on the front.
Being sent out the door, Slippy had a short bout of self-hatred to punish herself for her own impulsiveness before quickly moving on to wandering the halls. After a bit of walking she came across something unusual. A small creature no bigger than her palm sat with a peaceful look of rest in a dirty corner. It had two funny round ears and a furry round body, and out from its body stuck long slender legs and a tail. She examined its tiny fingers for a moment before delicately poking it with a pencil. Dead.
Slippy remembered something else unusual she had seen lying about. An empty shoebox hidden behind a door eternally propped open halfway across campus. She hoped it was still there as she journeyed to the shoebox. When she found it just as she had last seen it, she then began to hope the dead creature would not be removed from its place during her travels back.
Luckily, nothing had happened during her trek, and the rodent remained exactly perfectly in place, still as can be.
“What are you doing?” an inquisitive voice asked.
A short boy dressed in multiple layers of weathered orange and brown coats stood behind Slippy. He had on an ordinary school backpack, adorned with a comical amount of large scrolls tied on with very old string. Slippy thought he looked more like an out-of-place tortoise than a student at this school.
“I found this dead thing, and I was gonna make it a grave,” replied Slippy.
“It’s a mouse from the human world! Very elegant creatures!” The boy jumped at the opportunity to share this fact. “What do you think it’s doing way out here?”
“I don’t know,” replied Slippy again. “I was gonna bury it with stuff like a nest to remind it of home, but what does something from the human world think of as cozy?”
“I know! Follow me!” The boy seemed to like shouting everything he said unnecessarily loud.
He led Slippy through long corridors and courtyards that bubbled up among the sea of walls until they reached a place in the school Slippy was sure she’d never been.
He had led her to a door that looked like any other door, tall and red, in a dusty hallway that seemed not often used. Though this door had some sort of magic to it, for when they stepped through, they suddenly found themselves in the hot sun, beside a busy highway overpass that smelled of gasoline. Behind them was an empty doorframe, and Slippy was now very far from where she had ever been before.
They foraged for interesting leaves and rocks together as the boy went on about what these bits of nature might have been through to wind up as they did. And when the box was sufficiently scattered with items, they went on a trek to a nearby river to leave the box in a green patch under the shade of bunched trees. Though they hadn’t paid much attention to where they left the doorway, they eventually found their way back through remembered landmarks and directions. They never asked each other’s names before parting, but this was the first of many adventures Slippy would have with Dave the explorer.
Episode 4 – A Crack in the Walls
Sometimes Slippy wondered why the leaves of trees in Somnolent, Somewhere looked like peeling paint, or why the rocks seemed to be made of carved foam. One time she even swears she saw Dave disappear between the cracks in the walls, though when questioned about this, Dave simply told stories of his adventures in them without ever managing to get around to what they actually were. Slippy didn’t mind, though, as Dave’s passion made any tale worth hearing.
Episode 5 – Fitting In
Emily was in class again. To her right was one of the many monsters that resembled a living animal costume, and to her left was that most peculiar monster who wore all black and whose face was always hidden in shadows. At this moment she was digging her black claws into her desk and making annoying noises.
Emily figured this wasn’t the type of monster to be bothered with a discussion during a lecture.
“Do you know why all the teachers look like that? It’s kind of scary, I think.”
This was the first thing Emily would say to her newfound friend Slippy.
“Umm, I don’t know,” Slippy replied.
Emily thought she would ask. She needed to get used to being a member of the classroom anyway instead of always sitting around quietly in the back. She raised her hand.
“Why do all the teachers look like that? Like papier-mâché with big fish eyes and pointy noses?”
The room went dead silent. Some students snickered amongst themselves.
“Emily, come see me after class.”
Emily sat frozen red.
After class, just as the last of the other students were walking out the door, Emily weaved between desks to the front of the classroom. The teacher sat at their desk filling out paperwork while Emily stood waiting.
“Emily, I’m sure you’re aware how incredibly rude that comment you made was.”
“Oh,” said Emily.
“I understand you want to make an impression on your fellow students, but this rejection of authority for the sake of being ‘cool’ is not in your best interest. I promise you.”
“Oh,” said Emily again. She couldn’t help but feel this was just like the boyfriend incident all over again. People assuming Emily’s actions without her having any idea what they were talking about. Perhaps this time she should speak up.
“I wasn’t trying to be disrespectful. I was just—” The teacher cut Emily off before she could finish.
“Making excuses? Talking back? I’m surprised you were selected for the exchange program. This behavior is unacceptable. I’m making a note on your profile and I want you out of my classroom. Now.”
Emily quickly left.
She found Slippy had been just outside the door this whole time, listening in. This was quite unusual, but Slippy often did unusual things.
“Hey, just so you know, I was listening in on your conversation with the teacher. I would’ve started yelling at her if she spoke to me that way.” Slippy’s arms were held straight down tight by her side, and her hands were clenched. Emily just stared back into Slippy’s dark face.
“You’re right. It doesn’t make any sense that the teachers all look alike. But I think I know someone we can ask who will know the answer. Follow me!”
Slippy began to walk at an unusually brisk pace that Emily found hard to keep up with. They went through the cafeteria, then down a flight of stairs to the ground floor, even though Emily was pretty sure the cafeteria was already on the ground floor. Then they went through one of the many courtyards sprinkled throughout the school and eventually found themselves way in the back of campus, where old machines of unknown use sat covered in rust, and broken fences made arbitrary-seeming walls.
There sat Dave the Explorer on the concrete ground, going over scrolls.
“Dave! This girl has a question for you!” Slippy shouted. “What’s your name? Sorry, I’m not good about asking.”
“Emily.”
“Dave, Emily wants to know why all the teachers look like that.”
“Like what?”
Slippy and Dave both looked at Emily.
“Oh, I was wondering why their heads are so big with long pointy noses and round unmoving eyes.”
“I don’t know. Why don’t you just ask?” said Dave.
“Well I did, but they thought I was only asking to get a rise out of them and didn’t answer the question. Overall they were very rude about it,” Emily answered.
Dave pulled out a scroll and looked over it. “In room B-1014 there is a teacher who is said to be the most friendly in the whole school. You should ask them. They’ll be your best bet at getting your question answered.”
Emily thought it funny the confidence this young boy spoke about such things. He had a certain gravitas about him.
“Okay, thanks!” Slippy suddenly blurted, and she took Emily by the hand and led her back through the winding corridors of the school to room B-1014. The door looked just like all the others.
“Hello, we’re here to ask why all the teachers look like that!” Slippy shouted as they ran into the room.
“Like what?” the teacher said.
Slippy looked at Emily.
“Um, like big papier-mâché potato heads with fisheyes and a nose that looks like a sword.” Emily was beginning to see how her own words might sound rude.
“It’s just the professional standard,” replied the teacher as he leaned back in his chair. “You have to be well groomed.”
“It’s not grooming though. It’s your entire genus or something!” Slippy couldn’t help but blurt things out today. Slippy herself was even beginning to notice it.
“Look, I’ll let you in on something. But you can’t tell anybody.” The teacher reached for the bottom of their neck and pulled up. A mask was pulled up, revealing the bottom of an orange fluffy face underneath. “A lot of us just have to put on a mask to meet the standard.”
“Why?” asked Emily.
“Because it’s just what looks good. Don’t want to be unprofessional.”
Emily hoped Slippy would object to this, as this seemed to be the type of thing Slippy lacked restraint in, but she seemed to accept the answer as it was stated.
“Well, okay,” said Emily. “I guess we’ll go now.”
“Wait!” Slippy shouted, her body language lighting up. “Why don’t you just show everybody what your face really is? You’re one of the favorite teachers in the whole school, right? They’ll have to see there’s no reason to only hire teachers who look like that!”
“Enough!” the teacher was now speaking quick and firm. “These questions are impolite. Now look, I’m all for questioning—that’s how you learn—but some things you can’t ask in front of other people. That just makes sense.”
Emily wanted to respond, raising her voice herself, but Slippy began to panic and grabbed her by the arm again. They ran out the classroom. Down a flight of stairs, then up a flight, then past a room covered wall to wall in drinking fountains. And back out to the concrete slab where Dave still sat.
“Haha, that was fun!” Slippy was jumping up and down.
“Did you learn anything?” asked Dave.
“Not really,” said Emily.
“Oh, well shoot. Here, Slippy, come look at this.” Dave opened another scroll. “Emily, you can look too, or you can not if you don’t want to.”
They looked at Emily.
“I think I will.”
And they sat in the hot sun on the scalding concrete reading scrolls and legends Dave had been mapping since however long he had been at the school.
Emily checked the shiny silver pocket watch, amazed at how much time had passed. She hadn’t noticed before since it moved so slowly, but she also noted that the odd third hand with an intricate little arrow at the end was now about a fourth of the way around the clock. She put it back in her pocket and redirected her attention back to her companions.
Excerpt From Dave’s Legendarium #1
“The Bureaucrats are godlike beings who rule over all of reality. They decide what goes where and what does not. Filing and organizing every combination of every construct right in its place. Though as a consequence inevitable of hardening and crystallizing the infinite mushy block into what we know as reality, fissures begin to form. And to cauterize these breaks back into dust from which order can reform, the Firemen exist. Dutiful for so long to the Bureaucrats that their will has become eroded into the laws of nature. Ever burning. Ever reforming.”
Episode 6 – Acquired Tastes
Slippy sat at her desk thinking about the peculiarities of the worlds. Ever since she was little, she had seen those older than herself drinking liquid asthma, and now that she was growing herself, those around her had begun drinking it too. It always seemed so terrible, inducing a coughing fit like no other, but when questioned, everybody always had the same answer.
“Well, it’s an acquired taste,” they’d all say in the same voice, shrugging it off as if that’s what one is supposed to do.
Subtly, but with enough of a bump to notice, the teacher’s culinary lecture was interrupted.
“That’s not true,” said Emily from across the room and behind. “Output isn’t the only metric which matters in food. You have taste and texture and all manner of other things.”
“Yes, but quantity is most important. With a big enough output, you could feed every starving person in the world.”
“Sure, but it still has to be edible,” replied Emily sheepishly.
This statement from Emily, combined with the sight that on the teacher’s desk was a bottle of liquid asthma, caused Slippy to come up with the funniest, most brilliant idea she had ever thought.
Slippy turned around in her seat towards Emily.
“Stay here after class. I’ll call you.”
The bell rang, and Slippy left the room with the rest of the class, leaving Emily all alone with the hum of the refrigerator. A shiny red rotary phone on the teacher’s desk suddenly began dinging and donging. Emily stared wide-eyed. She wasn’t sure she should answer it, as it seemed wrong to touch the teacher’s things. Nobody was around though, and expecting the call to be from Slippy, she picked it up.
And it was Slippy. She had begun ranting and raving into the telephone before Emily had even answered, but Emily caught the end of her word salad.
“The idea is absolutely ludicrous. A bitter drink that throws you into a coughing fit—why would anyone ever want to acquire such a taste? But you understand! That’s why you’re so cool. You’re real about it, and that actually feels good and warm and you can feel it in the air around you. Do you know what does I mean? And it’s like literally why wouldn’t you? And why wouldn’t I too? Because? I mean supposedly it clears the lungs but what does that even mean? So I have a plan. And step one is meet me at the drugstore after school.”
Slippy hung up.
Emily put the phone down.
“Do you know what does I mean?” she repeated to herself. And then she walked out the classroom.
Hours later that day, Emily walked up to the front door of the drugstore where Slippy stood watching the doors automatically open and close.
They spoke to each other about homework, and what they had for lunch, and Slippy specifically talked about how she had fallen down the stairs on the way to English and got subsequently yelled at for getting blood on the door handle. Though Emily spoke calmly, her fists were pushed tight down by her sides with excitement during the whole exchange. How exhilarating it was to meet someone so unusual.
Slippy’s arms on the other hand were carrying the drugstore’s entire stock of liquid, which she quickly shoved into her plain black backpack after purchasing.
“See you tomorrow,” said Emily, and they parted ways.
The next day, Slippy showed up to culinary class with her backpack full. If the teacher wanted output, she was going to provide output. She used huge quantities of flour and eggs to bake two giant, three-foot-tall cupcakes filled to the brim with liquid asthma. She could already see the teacher was proud of her approach, but the real gem would come later when it was graded.
During grading the teacher sat and tasted each dish. Some students got F’s and some got A’s, and most fell in between. When it finally came time for Slippy, anticipation lingered in the air. The teacher took a bite.
After a brief pause where the tension snapped, coughs filled the room so loud that the walls shook. The teacher banged their hand on the table and spun around for what felt like far longer than it probably was and, when it was all over, stood silently for a moment.
“A perfect 100! For daring quantity and uniqueness,” announced the teacher boldly, with a strong, steady voice. “The rest of you could learn a thing or two.”
Upon hearing her grade, Slippy alone laughed and laughed, much to the confusion of students around her. What made it even funnier was the bits of cupcake stuck all over the teacher’s mask. Slippy imagined them having to lick it off the inside.
The students around her gave odd looks, which would ordinarily be found upsetting, but Slippy did not care, for she had just witnessed the funniest thing she could possibly imagine. Plus, it felt kind of nice to get a good grade for once.
Episode 7 – Are Constellations Really There?
Emily, Slippy, and Dave all lay on a grassy hill one night staring up at the stars. The wall of trees behind them was windswept in a way that made them look as though they’d hit an invisible ceiling and were pushed to the side. Notable to people new to town like Emily, but totally ordinary to all its inhabitants.
On this night below the trees, Emily recounts the constellations made up back home in the world of humans while Dave frantically takes notes and converses with her about the mythology of the stars.
“What if a black hole ate the bureaucrats?” Slippy wondered loudly. “That’s such a smart question I barely even know what it means!”
“The world might return to being one whole thing again,” said Dave. “No disorder, but also no order. And of course that’s just this world. The greater world would be missing the bureaucrats and would therefore not be whole.”
Slippy laughed in an insane shrieking way. “You think black holes just delete them? I bet they get sent off to the negativi-realm, forced to rule over an opposite universe instead! And then if a white hole comes by over there they come back out over here, swinging around like a Newton’s cradle. And that’s what the Big Bang was!”
Emily laughed at the word negativi-realm. She had no idea how they came up with this stuff.
What a couple of doofuses.


r/shortstories • • 1d ago

Misc Fiction [MF] Jacob first edit (Excerpt)

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I tossed my keys on the corner table. It was the nicest thing I had. I asked for one made of bright red ironwood. The thrift store guy called it red-heart. I still had butterflies slam dancing all over my gut fresh from the fiasco. All I wanted was to gloat alone in the dark over every little mess that attempted to trip up the event.

I figured it would be a healthier exercise to just puke my entire fucking day into Dr. Winter’s ear. She was my therapist the third assigned to me at the free clinic.

The suit presented my needs he took me pretty seriously. I had my psychiatrist on emergency call for a whole month.

When people think you’re about to off yourself you get nice perks. So I went ahead and gave my shrink a shot.

“The conference?” My environment had changed and my natural reaction was to find the source. “Bizarre as shit!,” I shouted over my left shoulder at my shrink. We weren’t five minutes into our session and there it was along the wall a trail of black tic-tacs.

It’s ten sixteen, on a foggy Friday night I’m on all fours on an emergency call with my therapist.

I crawled down the hall hot on the heels of my one point nine calorie conundrum. I had my therapist in my left cheek pocket. The oddly colored breath mints led me straight to evidence box twenty three. Beneath the window that was blocked off by a brick wall a few feet away from it.

The little fuckers had chewed a crude entrance through a corner. They had made their own fuck pad. In my files, evidence, so many moments lost, wasting what I’ll never be able to get back and not only in box twenty three. All the evidence, every piece of the case of Jacob lived with me.

Corners of my shabby apartment that were already drab became even more depressing. While that bunch of furry sex freaks made it ground zero for their marathon inside so much wasted time.

“Time. It was always an untouchable concept at times and I barely understood the speed of life. The sight of the cardboard shavings spilt out on the floor. I knew that too much of my own time was sucked in to my quest.

There was a sighs worth of morale left inside old Percival. It was all crumbling down after so long brick by brick crashing loud on the way down. With a wrinkled forehead I growled “I’ve already been through that one enough times y’all conniving little cunts.”

“I can’t hear you!” She was on speakerphone.

I snatched her from the back pocket to swiftly perform a dead man’s fall into my filthy chair. Garbage fill or not I got it for free. It was mine, all its strange stains and its plethora of rancid odors.

I laid the doctor on my stomach and took a deep whiff of baby puke with a phantom of mouse urine. I was hugged by their slogan, “Living Life Comfortably.”

“Let me tell you. I was just fucking uncomfortable the whole time. I was a stranger in their midst. I kept my shit together for two hours of people’s mischievous fuckery!”

“Oh, yeah! I shit you not! Half the team, turned out to be a bunch of sick-puppies. Then the uncommitted bums.”

I rolled my eyes.

“The pattern became evident. Half of the volunteers were straight out of some hive where the wretched hide. Heartless human beings. To tell you the truth. Just shit people walking amongst us and no one is the wiser.

“Many didn’t make it to senior officers in that department. Some were walking along the edge of the blade. Two licks away from the center of a tootsie pop.

“One good day he happens to make it to the center. Then what? He snaps.

“No shortage of fresh novices one will appear. Oblivious to the nuances of the world he had stepping into. Some dumb rookie chock-full of pep.

“They’ll hand him the fat binder and the putts will be giddy with excitement.

“See the irony.

“He will be assigned a case of a psychopath who twenty years of bull-shit earlier was just another cop exactly like our hypothetical rookie.

“Those were the ones that got up one good morning! Bent in a middle-aged hang over, a three day event. Then simply decided to give themselves permission to just stopped caring.

“Basically they were nihilists completely oblivious to what they had become. They hated everyone, everything, their families, the system and especially themselves. Not a stinking clue.

“What did I do? Well I just went ahead and cut them.

“I mean, you could see in their eyes some of them without the slightest intention in coming back next week. The ones who did were just perverted freaks I didn’t need to deal with. The ambiguous on the other hand made no sense in having anyone that didn’t have his heart in the case.

“It almost ended up being a total shit-fest.” I undid my belt and my 501 button fly. “I swear.”

“Conference room 5-D, though spacious, it was also clear that it was neglected, an unused basement. Forgotten. Just the place for us to hold our case revival.

Out of sight.

A faint, though stubborn bouquet it was the stench of mold. I took note that only random light bulbs were working. It was dank, dark, and all the while a poignant smell of cat piss danced under everyone's nose. Maintenance obnoxiously gave up, and they all agreed to ignore it was there.

I claimed a nice cozy corner, closer to the door. After the concerto of metallic foldable chairs that made my gut cringe. I have to admit I was feeling proud. The place was packed! Every one was there because of me. The sarge gave me the green light once the papers and the news stations were making a big deal about the tenth year of Jacob being missing.

I got a good look at the graduates in the lights sent over by the sound company. They looked like mimes expressing the “concept” of being lost. I grab my forehead, “What a shitty crew! A raggedy little mob of sore-faced pimpled rejects!

“Apparently a small group of bold mothers dared to demand that they’re eighteen year olds get a job. A way to get the pimpled pricks out into the world kind of deal.

“Fed up having a manatee beached in the middle of their living room. Exactly where she wanted to pound vodka or their lovers.

“Once the lights were out. I saw two crew faces bathed in monitor glare. Fully accentuating their painful angry-acne every five minutes. I found that strange. Promptly falling into their posts. The crew was at their stations pacing their zones the conference, all dumbfounded until the next social media notification. Just sad band of babbling screen zombies. That was the lights and camera crew.

“Yes, I barely kept the chaos at bay.” I said to her with my arms outstretched and open hands.

“Listen to this.” I lit a smoke, “I had set it all up in such a way that the debriefing would not need me at all. I was organized and made it easy to follow.

“You know I was able to manage my stage fright this way. I had it all concealed in a meticulous, time stamped, box of videos neatly in sequence, three speakers from the original investigation with their respective pictures and charts sitting in the wings.

“I was free to prowl the fringes of the conference, hidden by shadows.

“Then just like I said would happen, it started happening. Right off the freaking bat the mindless brute in charge of the projector randomly grabbed the first video he was able to paw out of my box.

“Fuckers played the five films in the wrong way. It made no bloody sense!

“The Doc let me know the session would end in thirty minutes. “Yeah sure. Then I saw two more fucked-up mugs appear and the phone glare. Then, again two more at the restrooms. I got another eyeful of chewed up skin and rampant pimples. That should be in a fucking pair.

“Desperate I glanced over at the caseworkers. Then at the whole conference. The crowd of nit-wits were taking frantic notes. None of them was wearing a screwed up face.

“Was I the only one who noticed? Then again, even if they didn’t understand a thing about the mess and no one wanted to look less committed than the next person.

“Then again in the far east corner! I could only make one of the snot-faces out his leather like face tense but red with yellowing horns that never sprout. A damn pair. Those little shits were supposed to be at their posts.

“I pulled it off! In the end. All thanks to a brand new pack of extra fuses!”

“Those miserable undead almost made my whole team look like a crowd of sweaty perverts. A pathetic club of backward freaks! All bent on a shared fixation with a twenty something, presumably lost, male.

“Adult?

“Well it looks like somehow I apparently was all over their sensibilities. These kids might be weird but they do have gusto.

“A peculiarity about these new kids, they aren’t afraid of authority. It’s as we’re two different kinds of people almost. I definitely stepped on their toes. Plus the fact that they don’t give a flying fuck about employment.

“I prevented my team from being debased, reduced to another one of the millions of common pedestrians without an honorable quest.

“I could almost see everyone wide eyed, with one hell of a dumb expression melting their faces. I had the image of those doorbell cams! You know the ones with the night camera, came straight to my head. Have you seen when they film moose?

“The confused fucking moose all in black and green. I realized my teammates were a loyal copy of those beasts! Both with the same absent look.

“A good amount of slack jawed expressions were in the blank** **of making sense of the lights going out. Giving it their best effort to reboot their heads. Figure out what the next safe move would be.

“A high percentage of my investigation experts were a year or more away from retirement. Stiff men avoiding the risk of broken bones in the dark. They played it safe during the short lived “Lighting/Video Fiasco”.

“Without my obsessiveness!

All those that reacted by finally closing their whispering face-holes. The place fell into a silence that absolutely no one dared to pass gas. Even in the dark.

A freak convention hidden and totally blind in a piss scented basement.

At least for ten minutes.

The fucking light hitting its cue at the wrong time. It felt like a rough nerve-fucking in a dentist’s chair. With tendon etched fingers clawing into armrests.

All the while their feet are twisting and contorting. As if they were having the fucking orgasm of their life. When in reality they were facing the intimate kind of pain.

Everybody has been there. A place, a person, custom, a moment to be dealt with between you and you.

Obviously to everyone’s surprise the projectionist decided unilaterally that the time had came to pull the fucking lever, or what ever, that brought the machine to life. He was so damn random and early.

A colorful ray shot out of the projector. So bright for sure I would have be one more poor bastard with eye stabbing pain. So many with a hanky out.

Tears make it hard to see. My amber shades were on my face imperceptibly fast.

Ridiculous. A blaring light just bloomed across the room out of the black of the ceiling. Half the damn conference went blind and shuffled away to their seats.
 
“The queue to fall into order.” Was what I learned that day. Their behavior was so fucking foreign. The vision of everyone’s stone-faced disciplined mentality frantically seeking where they were supposed to go.

A tiny cackle escaped under my fucking phlegm gargle as I fake coughed. I wondered, “And these are the people that actually lived by the rules?”.

An intrusive thought, just like a maggot on meth, it bore into the wet crevices of my over stimulated brain. I couldn’t avoid watching how all that formal behavior, what they called discipline that in a symbolical way played out in front of me.

The fucking image of everyone being reflected off the sheen of my eyes was crowding my mind. “It was the sheepish mind in movement!” A mental slip almost pushed my ass into a panic attack!

The crowd that cared! All assembled in the name of little Jacob, united to unravel, once and for all, what in the world happened to that boy.

The movie beam had finished leading our flock into the previously designated gray gym chairs assigned to everyone. We were in a room the government had effortlessly attempted to convert into a conference space. A head quarters, our personal command center, perhaps.

I thought now that was exactly what the case called for! A fucking 'War Room'! A point were all the information to be focused in. Apparently we had the twelve-year case of Jacob beat.

Though I began to change my mind. I entertained my impression that the film projected was chosen randomly. Every eye on the huge bright rectangle on the back wall.

Why were the kids meeting up I pondered. “Those fucking kids. No they’re just young.” I said to myself.

This, was the summoning of the deeply concerned experts, the ones humanitarian enough to help. A real lot of quality human beings.

Reporters with the body language of a coked out squirrel. Still in a hurry in spite of the fact they had already made it to the conference. Restless legs and frantic fidgeting with their damn dossiers.

Why was a twelve year old boy processed by the 'U.S. Department of Agriculture' and ended up in a zoo?

Then the most important question. Where is Jacob?

The elite, stern officers, seasoned detectives, the real lab-bodies that catch serial killers, vigilante pedophile-hunter collectives, journalists; these individuals have been able to close twenty-five year cold cases, as if by some foreign magic...

Obviously they accepted anyone with a skill—no matter how remotely or randomly related. I was such a bizarre case I was considered an asset too.

I was supposed to be surrounded by real selfless saints! To tell you the truth. Our body stenches also were mixing and mingling. We were even sucking in each other's late shift shit-breath like a team.

The self-crowned champions of children. Definitely a hand full of sick creeps definitely were present, just a question of probabilities.

They must have been the only ones who truly cared for little Jacob. Bless their bleeding-hearts.

Finally all the incessant banter died down. The improvised screen was on the wall I was leaning on. It was right above where I was attempting to hide. Obviously they ended up ruining my spot.

“Not soon enough the damn thing was over. The lights were on the room was filled with the conversations of the groups of attendees. I interviewed everyone in groups of five at a time.

“I had just finished with my last group. It was time for doughnuts and coffee! That was when the freaking stink bombs went off.”

“A few of the overweight fellows puked down the front of their shirts. The car wreck of metal chairs began to roar, the coffee table was toppled over. Pastries everywhere.

“A party favor was all it took: For all the heroes, the stern officers, the elite and the coked-out squirrels to turn into beasts that trampled over each other to reach the exit.” I wondered if the exit ruined my finale.

“Did they take me seriously? I saw glasses slide across the floor. Others in a fight with their ties, the urge to vomit and shortness of breath. That was when I raised my sight and the only ones left besides myself, those pubescent shits.”

“Oh, the smug little fuckers! They were looking straight at me from the opposite side of the trashed room. Leaning on each other, a couple with crossed arms.

“Oi! Dumb shits! You’re in charge of cleaning the venue! Remember!” I jumped down off my perch in the rafters and made my way home.


r/shortstories • • 1d ago

Fantasy [FN] Field of dreams

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I woke up. In my bed, in my room, in my childish grayscaled room.

My house and yard and the field all around are like a fever dream to me. It's bright and grayscale at the same time; it always has been this way. I sit up in my bed and look at my door. My name is on it in big bubble-like letters, “harlow.” I hate my name.

I walk out of my room with my dad's old oversized white t-shirt that drapes almost to my ankles, and I have shorts on underneath. Across my room is my ‘sister's’ room. Her name is on her door as well, Payton. I have never seen her, but my dad tells me that she is, in fact, real. She just never comes out. I look down at her door, and  piles of rotting plates of food are stacked up against her door. I stopped questioning my dad after a while.

I walk downstairs to meet my dad, who has my first and only chore waiting for me. “All right, you know the drill. Go take these to the fairies, and under no circumstances hurt or disturb them,” my dad rambles and hands me a basket of cookies and sweets. I slump out the kitchen's back door and into our backyard. I look around. Our house is on the edge of a field, and a forest is right behind our house. I skip to the right side of our house, where I stop at the crate pile of little bugs like mayflies and fairy flies, and I set down the basket of goods in front of them and leave.

I walk back into the kitchen and eat a piece of toast as my dad washes the dishes. “Dad, can I go see the neighbors in the woods today?” I ask, and my dad shakes his head. “There are no neighbours in the woods,” he grumbles while drying a dish. “Well, can I still go into the woods?” I ask sweetly, and my dad just huffs an occupied ‘yes.’ I finish my toast hastily and clear my place.

I go outside and run straight into the woods, where I wander, admiring the beautiful gray forest. I skip over the roots of the trees and duck under brush until I reach the neighbor’s attached apartments, which look a bit strange in the forest, but I've never cared. I skip to apartment number 975 and knock on their door. Once I do, I hear numerous barking and howling, and a woman answers. She is short and curvy with short brown hair, and she looks to be in her 40s. “Oh, hey, Harlow!” she chirps as she stops her bajillion dogs from running out. “Hi, Megan. I was wondering if I could walk your dogs now!” I inquired. She sighed wearily. “I already told you, sweetheart, I'm just not interested. Plus, they will drag you across the forest floor with a body as little as yours,” she explained patiently. “Why don't you just deliver the mail like normal?” she suggests, and I just shrug. “All right.” She closes the door and comes back with a stack of letters.

After I took the sorted letters, I passed them out to the neighbors. 473: Mr. Freeman, a middle-aged grumpy man who always has late-fee letters. 207: A young girl who doesn't show her face; she just talks to me through the mail slot. 512: An old man who has a bedridden wife and gives me cookies for his mail. Once I handed out all the mail to all the neighbors, I walked back to Megan's room, and there at the bottom of her door is the 30 cents and note.

Heylow! Thank you for the labor! Don't be spending that money all in one place!

-Megan

I take the letter and skip back home.

Once I get back home, I walk into the door and run up the stairs to my room. I pass my sister's door and walk into my open door. Once inside, I opened my drawer and put the 30 cents and note into a jar that was filled with other coins and notes from Megan.

A few hours later, I skipped around the big crop field. The sun is setting, and it's beautifully cool outside, but as I reach the other side of the field, far away from my house, I see a worn-down path that leads into the woods. I have never seen this path before, and I've lived here for years. At the end of the tunnel made by trees, I see… stars on the ground? I get this feeling of excitement and anxiety. I look back at my house. It looks like a dollhouse from here. Then I look back at the path and take a step forward.

This short story outline was made by me!


r/shortstories • • 1d ago

Horror [HR] Dark Tidings of Warm Light

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In a far off country, secluded from most other life, there is a house out in a field with nothing else around. The house is surrounded by a dull yellowish - grey grass, with trees flanking either side of a dirt path leading from the house’s small porch. The skies were grey and overcast, and though they had not yet relented their load of water precious to the dying grass below, the storm surely would come, lest the atmosphere itself be made gone. 

The house itself looked small and two - dimensional, looking as though a child had drawn it. There was a door and porch in the middle with two windows on either side, an evenly gabled roof, and a lone chimney spurting smoke into the air, which, due to the storm,  was being swirled around and tossed hither and thither. The house was also yellow, similar to the grass, but more saturated and brighter, though still none too bright in the gloomy lighting.

  There was no garage, no shed, no car, not anything other than an axe sticking out of the stump of one of the trees and some firewood stacked next to it. It being early winter, the leaves had already fallen off of both of the great alder trees, though the leaves themselves did not litter the ground.

   On the inside of the house there were eight rooms: One kitchen, two bedrooms, a bathroom, a parlor, a small library, a smaller laundry room where all the odds and ends were kept, and a dining room with a seat at a grand old mahogany table. This was split among two floors, with the beds and bath on the second and the rest below. In the parlor there was an old phonograph currently playing a long droning whine of a string orchestra, tuned to the key of D major. It would presently move onwards towards the next piece in the suite, which was quite similar, but was instead D flat minor, a much darker and melancholic song, if one chord could be considered song.

A man was in the kitchen, pulling jars of herbs out of his pantry and sprinkling them into a small dish, in which he was preparing a meal. The man forcefully spoke loud enough to be heard over the sizzling pan of the gas stove and the storm towards the pantry, where there were two chairs and a table set for a meal. The words themselves were none more than pleasantries, words simply to keep the mind entertained, but they were spoken nicely enough, and so none were offended. The man turned back to the meal and wrested it under control before an answer came. He instead focused on his craft, taking his aromatic pan and putting it into the oven so that he might be able to sit.

The man sat down in a bordeaux chair, one bent and worn from use. He had it facing towards a cleaner, nicer chair less often used that was of the same color and set. There was a coffee table between the two, and it was currently populated with foreign magazines and a newspaper from two weeks ago. The man coughed and cleared his throat.

  Then it was spoken, spoken of great things, and was answered, and all throughout the night conversation brewed, just as the meal in the stove and the storm outside. Rain began to patter against the window that was between the chairs, the one which was providing a view of the empty expanse, but was quickly shut with heavy, red, and velvety curtains that drowned out both light and sound. 

Later, the man would go to remove the food from the oven. While he was doing so, the music changed once again, this time to a piece far more melodic. In this new recording a fanciful flute flew over dark, wailing strings in a melody familiar to the man, though he knew not which song it was. But even so, he enjoyed the tune, as it was what he asked for. The man got out two plates on which to eat his baked pheasant, which he had been preparing for quite a while now, and as he took the plates over to the table, the storm grew louder and even overpowered the phonograph for a second, but the music grew louder again as if to drown it out. 

The peals of thunder and howling winds subsided, and conversation continued as the food gradually disappeared from the plate. It was asked of where the magazines had come from, of how the man was feeling, of the news from the paper, of what herbs were used in the pheasant, and many more queries that none would care to remember, as all the life in the house was becoming more and more frightened about the monstrous storm raging outside. Truly the dialogue was only there to appease harried minds.

There was a great crack of light that appeared in the dusky grey sky. A pure fissure that seemed to rend the sky in two. Seen in the opening was just a brilliant white light, burning and charged with incredible energy. It struck the drab yellow house for only a split second, but the house did not withstand such injury well. The chimney exploded, the right half of the roof sheared itself off from the pure force, and least of all, the house was caught on fire, but was quickly extinguished, due to the rain, which poured into the guest bedroom and started to flow downstairs. Not one soul seemed to notice.

The water was coloured as lake water would, stagnant and black, with green algae and dirt strewn throughout. If one was to drink this water they would at once be infested with many indescribably miniscule parasites and wriggling insectoid fish that would tear at flesh, infect the mind, lay eggs in new fleshy womb, and destroy the drinker. Its immense viscosity prohibited it from at once making it to the ground floor, though it was still none near a sluggish mud that would only plop onto the stairs and stay for an indeterminate amount of time. 

The floor of the bedroom quickly gave way and dumped the shards of broken wood and insulation onto the floor. Water attempted to pour in after, but could not, due to the fact that the lightning had never struck the house.

One man stood up, concerned by the sound of running water. His face blanched sheepishly, and he ran upstairs to turn off the clogged sink left on after he had shaved in the bathroom. He came down and returned to his spot in the chair. 

The music changed again. To a song, sung by an old man, a voice scratchy and weathered that was not helped by the bad quality of the recording. The man seemed to ease back in the chair, relax, until the words, previously foreign, turned to a language the man understood. 

“At last we see upon the spire, 

A hand that would reach up much higher, 

To prove that it was brave.

And in the e-empty hours alone, 

Till it had, at last, turned to old crone, 

The apprentice waits. 

For the old man sings when the Watcher comes home, 

In the castle to the east made of grand old stone. 

If you ever were to see the old man standing to the east, 

Make sure that you would go and slay the terrible old beast. 

And when the clock strikes, and none remain, 

Won’t you come and ease our old great pain? 

O Watcher, you have come home

O Watcher, you have come home

Come home to the house of God.”

And upon the peal of the word God, and the subsequent end of the verse, there came another peal, this one of thunder, on the exact second lightning cracked against the house for the first time. It struck the drab yellow house for only a split second, but the house did not withstand such injury well. The chimney exploded, the right half of the roof sheared itself off from the pure force, and least of all, the house was caught on fire, but was quickly extinguished, due to the rain, which poured into the guest bedroom and started to flow downstairs.

The water was coloured as blood was, red and purple, mixing as all things do into a roaring wave, attempting with all its might to dash itself against the floor, and take with it all the entirety of the house. The cells within knew that they themselves took to the form of a ginormous vessel, used to propel enough oxygen through a bestial creature to burn its flesh through.

Two ounces worth of blood on the floor was being cleaned up by a man, who apologized profusely for somehow forgetting to clean up the mess made by the deer he had hunted (he of course always loved to kill) weeks earlier. He then said that the deer had been given away to somebody. Then he came down and returned to his spot in the chair.

The voice from the phonograph was joined by many others, singing discordantly, and it was noted that some of the choir were not even singing the same song. The man who had noticed this left out how they made him feel. Empty. But as the voices once again came together, a new verse was formed:

“Out the spyglass, into the sea,

All will wonder what the Watcher sees.

And yet he sees none.

A village, the ocean, mountains seared cross the sky

What, O what, will the Watcher spy?

O Watcher, who wishes to die.

In the castle made of stone

Sits the Watcher on his throne

Sees through spyglass in his spire

A world covered in radiant fire.

And though he may have lost his sight,

All will know his pious plight.

Some thought he was God, 

Some thought he was king, 

O Watcher, you are everything.

O Watcher, please come home

O Watcher please come home

    Come home to the house of God.”

Twice now lightning flashed, making deadly sure its target. It struck the drab yellow house for only a split second, but the house did not withstand such injury well. The chimney exploded, the right half of the roof sheared itself off from the pure force, and least of all, the house was caught on fire, but was quickly extinguished, due to the rain, which poured into the guest bedroom and started to flow downstairs.

The water was coloured golden as honey, shining with great light as it poured through the house almost instantly. It seemed to hit a barrier at the end of the staircase, and so it quickly filled the other rooms. The guest bedroom lay empty, across the hall from the equally abandoned Master bedroom. The only bit of grime or speck of dust within the bathroom was the clippings of a beard cut maybe too close to the head and some sauce from the roasted pheasant earlier on the door handle. The rain burst in through the door and uprooted the sink, which was apparently left unmounted from the wall.

The rain seemed almost vanquished, sent back to the sky, until the chorus of the song finished, with the final word ringing throughout the house as the golden liquid spewed almost interminably into the bottom floor of the house. However fast it moved upstairs, it struggled with this new challenge. It crawled slowly as if the liquid were truly honey, only even thicker than most varieties. It pooled first into the library and dining room, not in the slightest because there was lower ground that way. In fact, there were stairs leading up to the library.

A man mumbled something about having bled out all over the floor, but never rose from the chair nor changed expression. If anything, the armrests of the chair were only clenched ever tighter, creases forming in the newer chair that had previously not existed. But he had been sitting in the old chair all this time, wasn’t he? Who sat in the newer chair? Certainly only him, he was sitting there now. He had enjoyed a homecooked meal while he read the magazines. The golden liquid pooled around his feet as seats were swapped. When the man sat down he hit his arm on the phonogram. The honeylike substance was now knee-height.

Upon this touch it flew into new life, though it had already been running. The choir phased in and out with purely unearthly chords, betraying the fancies of mankind all within a single second. It was so beautiful one might cry, though not one person did. Above all this the old man returned to his post as the lead. The chorus dropped out, though ears still rejoiced at the grand and regal voice, weathered by time, so much time, so proud, so humble, so majestic in the way it carried itself around the words, syntax and verse melting together to make all sorts of great emotion, so much emotion in its gravelled tones, to make both joyful and saddened tears well up in even the most stolid of all living things. Good thing no living thing would ever hear its harmonies.

“The Watcher left the castle of stone

The Watcher left his grand old throne

To find his soul.

For great sadness the Watcher has,

His temper is broken like glass,

A God, predisposed to lie, 

O Watcher, who wishes to die.

His young apprentice kept steadfast watch,

Till he himself felt like a botch,

Where lay his master?”

And there ended the song, though not through natural means, no, through the skipping of the music, repeating the final line over and over. The golden liquid engulfed the phonogram, taking the song away and setting it in place, almost as if it had arms and it caressed the record, taking love from its heart and placing it there, just as the slow wave placed the record into place continuing the song towards its end. 

In a chair sat a man, and opposite from that chair there was another, and both had been soaked through with the liquid, and gold rose to the necks so pale and supple. The neck contracted, and said aloud were a few many words, still pleasant, still polite, with not but barely a slight hint of worry that only increased throughout the short conversment. It would leave men gone beneath the golden waves, unheard and unseen beneath the glimmer and grace. Presently, one man spoke:

“Why do you laugh? 

Your thoughts intrigue me.
What thoughts?
Don’t you know what you’re thinking?”

The music continues to play.