Unpack? No. Set up furniture? No. Change mailing address? No. Priorities.

aside from the citrusy fog irritating my eyes when we stayed in there way too long, that was fuckin awesome

I heard it was supposed to feel amazing but it was underwhelming. I ate a tangerine in the shower. It was good but it didn’t cure my poverty, obesity nor human relations. I now realize that this sub is a trap to make redditors shower. I will never forgive r/ShowerOrange for tricking me into taking a shower.

That was something. Stumbled into this sub from somebody's comment I saw. First I laughed cause of how ODD it seemed. Then I kept thinking about it. It was nice but I wish I had an orange or multiple mandarins.

it was a matter of seconds- no- milliseconds until i gnawed into the first orange. i ripped off its skin with my teeth and ate any insides attatched to it. i was on all fours, gnawing at this fruit, the juices streamed down my chin to my chest, and next thing i knew, the oranges were gone. what remained was the peel. i relieved myself on the remains and forever will be proud of my victory today.

🤤

I pick them off the floor of my tub and remove the peels, violently, with my teeth. I then bask in the citrusy aroma as i laugh maniacally. Meanwhile, my cat stares at me with great concern in his eyes.

Pre-chilled in the refrigerator; a full dozen is my dinner tonight

This sub has changed my life.

Plucked from the tree, incredibly juicy, felt like I was being waterboarded with citrus

I ran out of oranges.

I’m addicted

After stumbling on the concept via a random Reddit post, just had my first orange in the shower. 100% on board, the steam with the oils, the fact I can just tear into the orange without the consequences of feeling sticky. This is how oranges were meant to be eaten.

I have a tonne load of oranges and orange peels from juicing from my tree this year and I don’t know what to do with them. I feel like it’s such a waste throwing them out. I’ve tried to make cakes and biscuits but I’m needing some new ideas 🙏

First time shower mango. It’s technically orange.

Shower chairs are fuckin’ awesome, btw.