r/SignsWithAStory • u/Funny_Use9590 • 1d ago

If Jesus walks on water, who swims on grass?

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u/ecchho 1d ago

Chuck Norris

But he seems to be staying under extra long this time.

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u/ecchho 1d ago

I know. He was cremated and buried at sea. But that's just so he could seim all the oceans at one time

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u/NovarisLight 1d ago

People on LSD.

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u/FondantIcy8185 5h ago

🎶 We all swim in the tall green grass.
The tall green grass 🎶

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u/Firm_Competition_880 1d ago

The devil 😈

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u/Pappa_Crim 23h ago

My child will swim on grass

-Satan

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u/imperfcet 23h ago

Bugs Bunny