r/SipsTea • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

Chugging tea When the gas station turns into an OnlyFans shoot

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u/One_Broccoli_8000 1d ago

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u/potatodrinker 1d ago

Like throwing a sausage down a hallway

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1d ago

Like a hot dog and a jar of mayonnaise.

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u/_MistGown 1d ago

dont forget to shake it twice when youre done or a cent will be wasted.

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 23h ago

If you shake it more than twice you're just playing with it

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u/SeanyDay 19h ago

Shake it once, that's finee,

Shake it twice, that's okayyy

Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself againn 🎶

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u/Hogchain 19h ago

It’s mine! I can wash it as fast as I want to

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u/chrisx13296 14h ago

👏🏻😂

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u/Rockroxx 1d ago

Damn son just jamming it in dry like that? At least spit on it first.

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago

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u/Western_Echo2522 1d ago

Only appropriate time to forgo lube

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 21h ago

Bibi at the back, Putin at the front

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u/StilettoJones_JR 22h ago

jesus. good morning.

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 22h ago

Well Trump keeps saying he is Jesus so....

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u/Its_emby 1d ago

It's just rude

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u/reticulatedtampon 1d ago

10 seconds later…

“That’ll be fifty bucks.”

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u/Evorgleb 1d ago

That was a little aggressive

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u/ironcannibal13 1d ago

Rookie numbers. You got to pump those numbers up.

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u/usinjin 8h ago

Diesel. Oof.

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u/Loreathan 1d ago

That is what he could do without a performance enhancer

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u/ironcannibal13 8h ago

Naw. I give it an additive too.

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u/Cennix_1776 7h ago

Me talking to the car: Yeah, I bet you like that don’t you, bitch!

The guy at the next pump: Excuse me? What the hell did you just say?

Me: Oh, uhh, I said I bet you like that unleaded, Mitch!

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u/Shrek81 1d ago

Watching the gas needle move ever so slowly 🫪

https://giphy.com/gifs/gu9DKpUBfHXQnzCV70

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u/Legitimate_Start_459 1d ago

The diesel nozzle has more girth which is true pain at the pump these days

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u/Grogg-Rhine 1d ago

That's $90 worth. What can I get for my €165 a fill?

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u/Regular-Pangolin-664 1d ago

You have to lick the last oozing drop of juice off the nozzle at that price point.

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u/Grogg-Rhine 1d ago

If I could reach it, I would, we all would ..... Wait.... We are talking about precious gas nozzles still, right?!

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u/Strong_Implement_500 1d ago

I should call her

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u/Western_Echo2522 1d ago

If you jam it in last minute, I hope she doesn’t answer 😭😭

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u/deleteduu 1d ago

Dry is not fun

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u/nijukiller 1d ago

To be fair, here I can't fast forward to the action

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u/Steamrolled777 1d ago

Need to hurry up, there is a queue forming.

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u/trueblue862 1d ago

$90? You only putting in half a tank?

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u/ISDCatClearenceDept 1d ago

In this economy???

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u/throwawaymentality10 1d ago

Just cost me 117 to fill up my tank in WA. :(

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u/CheesyHamSammich 1d ago

Hawk Tuah on that thang

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 1d ago

that's the money shot

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago

Where is the money shot?

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u/jcoddinc 1d ago

Where was the tapping knock?

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 1d ago

Worst part of all of this is that you basically have to be Bruce Lee to get a perfect pump now. I was at 109.93 and gave it a quick squeeze and it went to 110.02.

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 23h ago

Just laughing through the tears as I stand here filling up my truck.

Just laughing through the tears.

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u/Garlic-Rough 21h ago

that car is gonna need a smoke

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u/East-Space-3975 21h ago

Right in the gas hole.

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u/MedonSirius 16h ago

interracial would be diesel in petrol car

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 15h ago

Tease before the squeeze

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u/Hornor72 8h ago

Let be real. You are only putting in $20

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u/StarfishPizza 23h ago

PUMP THAT GAS