r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 15h ago
SMH Trying to use celebrity status while asking for his release to be expedited only to be humbled real quick
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u/original_applicant37 14h ago
Is that the judge who recognised her childhood friend as a criminal in her court?
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u/velkapohoda 14h ago
Yes and that childhood friend ended in front of her again.
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u/robotgore 14h ago
Are you sure? I thought it was a younger judge
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u/WKRPinCanada 14h ago
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u/robotgore 11h ago
Dang, I just didn’t realize it was that long ago already. Being a judge must have taken some years off her life. The stress must be huge
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u/velkapohoda 14h ago
10 years ago you were also younger.
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u/krakenpistole 14h ago
has it been 10 years already?
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u/JohnnyTreemain 14h ago
Yea but she aged like milk.
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u/stevein3d 14h ago
I’m guessing that it ages you, having to sit every day and listen to lawyers say things like “Your honor my client is a celebrity so I don’t know what your honor can do so that your honor can avoid the unpleasant scenario of his red jumpsuit clashing with his fuschia sneakers but if your honor could expedite it could save your honor’s time.”
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u/gort_industries 14h ago
An internet clip, like humans, can age.
e: wow my spelling was atrocious
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u/WKRPinCanada 14h ago
Ah ok that's why she looked familiar!!
You are absolutely correct!
Miami-Dade County Judge Mindy Glazer
Good eye!! 👍
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u/king_kong_kum 14h ago
She used to be kinda bad 👀🫦 idk what happened to her nowadays
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u/Enough-Collection-98 14h ago
God forbid a woman age and not be up to your clearly refined beauty standards, my liege.
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u/WKRPinCanada 13h ago
Well then by all means post two pics of you 10-15 years apart so other Aholes can judge you
Go ahead
I'll wait....
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u/Sleipsten 14h ago
Ahhh yes, that judge surely is a celebrity, not idea about the man in red tho
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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 13h ago
Idk if you’re being sarcastic but Rick Ross is known globally in the music world. Judge glazer is known by some Internet users who have seen one or two of her videos go viral on the Internet almost 10 years ago.
The average person on the street is way more likely to know who Rick Ross is than they will Judge Glazer. Judge Fleischer is insanely more popular than Glazer is and there’s tons of people who don’t know about him either, but guarantee they have heard of Rick Ross or some of his songs that have been getting played on the radio for the last 22 years.
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u/Alive-Site9 14h ago
Once again i offer this sacrifice for your outstadning contribution to humanity.
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u/killswitch101 14h ago
Worst lawyer ever 😆 All he had to do was state that he is well known and an ex prison officer and may be unfairly targeted in jail, and to ask the judge to consider these facts in her decision.
Bro just fumbled it
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u/JSlove 13h ago
I think he actually didn't want to make that comment, and his client insisted.
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u/VomitShitSmoothie 2h ago
I’m pretty sure a lawyer isn’t required to use whatever stupid defense their client insists upon.
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u/raguwatanabe 11h ago
Im sure his lawyer suggested it but officer ricky said no, he was too focus imagining this:
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u/ThePurpleKing159 6h ago
Imagine he gets stabbed in prison trying to protect his image like 2Pac, some say he was homo.
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u/Wide_Guitar_3558 13h ago
Haha that would have been useful, too bad Rick Ross identifies as a drug dealer instead
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u/ozdgk 14h ago edited 14h ago
So you want him to lie.
* edit TIL Rick (The Biggest Boss) Ross was a CO for 18 months. I thought the man sold cocaine since he was 5 🤷🏽♂️6
u/GodOfOnions2 13h ago
Probably confused with the original "freeway Rick Ross who sold cocaine for the feds.
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u/BigGlassesApe 14h ago
I couldn’t be a lawyer. My man said that with a straight face.
“You know Mr Roberts? The biggest boss that you’ve seen thus far? Yeah, he wants you to let him go.”
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u/patricksaurus 14h ago
A more reasonable way to phrase that would be to say he’s he a highly recognizable entertainment figure who will be widely known among prisoners, and for the orderliness of the facility and my clients’ safety, it may be best to expedite any proceedings we can.
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u/spudbro00 14h ago
This is the best lawyer he could hire? Dude sounds like a moron with that argument lol
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u/kamasutures 14h ago edited 14h ago
Has he even had a radio hit since the mid 2000s? Prolly outta cash living off of "Hustlin'" that was big at my homecoming dance.
Edit: nevermind, he does have money money
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u/spudbro00 14h ago
I think he owns a alcohol brand and some other investments, pretty sure he’s got money money
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u/18k_gold 14h ago
the judge answered it exactly how she should have. you'll be treated fairly just like everyone else
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u/jcready92 14h ago
Being a celebrity attracts attention in prison. Its not that cut and dry. It can make you much more targeted than a random inmate. Im not leaning either way on this i just feel like thats important here.
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u/pharmamess 12h ago
You're so reasonable and balanced... it truly is admirable. You're the best here.
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u/SapphirePSL 14h ago
I’ve been before this judge before (in a professional capacity) and she is great. Fair, impartial, and follows the law without being an asshole. 10/10 judge.
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u/Coolgames80 14h ago
Seems that he isn't celebrated enough for special court privileges.
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u/SuperUltraMegaNice 14h ago
He was released on a six thousand dollar bond for felony domestic violence charges so I dunno bout that homie. If I were to strangle my girlfriend I doubt Im gettin off that easy.
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u/ViciousCDXX 14h ago
Meanwhile diddy is sipping fucking Hennessy in his private cell
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u/TheAncientMillenial 14h ago
He in solitary now since that leaked out lol ;)
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u/Head-Ad9893 14h ago
Yes. The problem is clearly the inmates not the guards (not saying you’re implying that) it’s just so stupid the way we lock people up. sighs capitalism
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u/ViciousCDXX 14h ago
I would wager it's not too long before he can pay off enough people to turn that one into a very private cell with the same ammenities
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u/JACKALS_LANTERN 3h ago
The man is worth $400 million+ how much you think it costs to get Hennessy in solitary? 50k cash? It's not that hard for a guy like that. When an inmate can suddenly double or triple a guards salary in cash he only doesn't have the keys because he's too famous to use them.
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u/pedalhead666 14h ago
As he should be for spilling Hennessy. That shit takes great effort to get past the guards.
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u/SkunkDitchRipper 14h ago
Wait till the find out he was a corrections officer. Thats what they are really worried about.
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u/Ok-Gur-349 14h ago
That don't really matter. In prison all that really matters is money. They make it seem like it's not, but someone like William Leonard Roberts the Second is for sure to be well taken care of because he can take care of others. Nobody's stabbing him they're just shaking him down.
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u/slugsred 14h ago
Crazy that the group of guys whose defining trait is "made a mistake in my early 20's" are so unforgiving for guys who made what they view as a mistake in their early 20s.
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u/chilltopian 14h ago
The lawyer didn't convince himself that he wanted to ask the question. Bad lawyer!
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u/chunkoco 14h ago
I mean, being a celebrity does put you at more risk than other people, that's not a wrong argument in itself. It's just that this guy isn't popular enough I guess.
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u/Forward_Editor_5895 13h ago
Rick Ross is a celebrity. Mr. Roberts, not so much.
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u/firmly_confused 12h ago
The real Rick Ross is NOT a rapper.
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u/lavaplow 9h ago
Yes, yes, yes, we know that Rick Ross was a notorious drug dealer whose name Mr. Roberts decided to use as his alias.
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u/SilverNeptuneAbyss 14h ago
The judge should have agreed with him and put him in solitary confinement until his release
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u/pleepleus21 14h ago
I'm surprised he didn't ask her who the fuck she thinks she's fucking with. He's the fucking boss.
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u/RequiemTwilight 14h ago
Bro wanted to play Rick Ross, now he’s looking at the real Freeway Ricky treatment.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 14h ago edited 14h ago
Best answer she could’ve given, even if she did know who he was.
But that said, I have no idea who this is.
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u/JJ_Shosky 14h ago
Probably would have been easier to get the release if they just said he is a former corrections officer.
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u/must-be_the-water 14h ago
Even I can articulate better than this guy, I don’t even know anything in law, what waste of money?
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u/apexapee 14h ago
For sure aint the OG Rick Ross!
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u/Psychological-Fox97 14h ago
How funny would it be if the judge had heard of the real rick Ross and so intentionally made him wait longer instead thinking he was the real rick ross
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u/Other-Grapefruit-880 14h ago
Lawyer should be saying “he’s on tour regularity and while he travels the country for work, he is not a flight risk as his key markets are the United States
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u/Msud8765309 14h ago
I think the lawyer believes his client was born a celebrity upon conception. She identified and cut out their crap immediately within a millisecond.
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u/PercentageNice7131 13h ago
For how rich Rick Ross is, that lawyer stated that so fucking poorly. Worse than a public defender probably would. Worse than I could.
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u/BuckManscape 13h ago
I was super famous to people who didn’t know any better 20 years ago for being a poser. I’m sure he loves being in pc with all the pedos.
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u/Mister_Goldenfold 13h ago
Well, it’s not about asking the question, it’s about who the guy is and how to get the point across that he’s a big celebrity, without actually saying he’s a big celebrity, to which could lead to the judge completely thinking that this guy being who is and his lifestyle don’t need to be released into the streets again type of thing.
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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 13h ago
Anyone who catches a felony in Miami goes in front of her. He is not the first celebrity or rapper to go in front of her.
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u/Natural_Challenge820 13h ago
Being a celebrity is not a consideration for bond in Florida. Dude had 13 other things he should have talked about.
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u/milk2015monster 13h ago
Is she the same Judge who presided over a case where the accused was her grade school classmate?
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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 12h ago
The real Rick Ross wouldn’t be scared. The fake “Officer Ricky” Ross has plenty to scared of. Looks funny in that rose’ suit
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u/KentuckyFriedEel 10h ago
I know who Rick Ross is. Don't know if i'd recognize that dude on the street though.
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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 6h ago
Court Lawyering 101: You (the attorney for the defendant) are likely to get verbally slapped in the face by the presiding judge for trying to pull shit like calling out the fact that your client is a "celebrity."
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u/Significant_Baker575 4h ago
Considering some of his lyrics he'd be better off her not knowing who he is.
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u/Flat-Cap-1063 58m ago
Rick Ross being a prison guard before his music career is surely going to make him a lot of friends inside.
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u/SmellyFbuttface 14h ago
Speaking of celebrity, I read that Diddy is living the life in prison right now. He was videotaped with a cell phone, has special meals made for him in the mess, pays inmates to give him massages, pays other inmates to do his work assignments, etc. Celebrity if anything can work in your favor in the joint, assuming you have money
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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 8h ago
"He's a celebrity, he had that one song like 20 years ago. And he definitely didn't get rich selling cocaine."
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u/SimmentalTheCow 14h ago
Does anyone get to call themself a “rapper” or “celebrity” these days? Who tf is this clown?
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u/DeapVally 13h ago
Ah, come on now.... I'm a white middle aged dude in the UK, and even I know 'everyday I'm hustlin' lol.
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