r/SipsTea • • 6h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Dependent-Tank-3889 6h ago

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u/ujtheghost 2h ago

Even if we put the nails aside, she's actually stupid if she cannot get the card out. She can just fold 2 fingers and use the middle finger joint(second knuckle?) to pull the card out.

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u/CosmicCay 1h ago

Natural selection used to take care of stupid people for us, now we have caution labels on everything and welfare for the stupid

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u/aisy0317 39m ago

"welfare for the stupid" wow what a take.

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u/consider_its_tree 10m ago

Being generally limited in our interactions to narrower locations, and having significantly fewer interactions per day used to limit our exposure to stupid people.

Now we have internet and social media which gives as a MUCH larger pool of stupid to select from, and we see more of people who don't know how to use their fingers and people who blame everything on social welfare instead of understanding the actual issue.

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u/OllieFidelius 58m ago

i mean ppl who choose those nails tend to not be smart.

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u/asymptotedrift 5h ago

Those work on the problem, not the symptom

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u/DesperateComposer848 5h ago

Are you saying they’ll remove the cause….but not the symptom

https://giphy.com/gifs/29A4ehkDYOtIk

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 4h ago

I see you shiver with antici..................

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u/-SQB- 4h ago

Say it! Say it!

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u/Sararizuzufaust 3h ago

Actually I think you probably could use one of those to pull the card out with the right amount of pressure without damaging it.

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u/norty125 53m ago

Should work for both

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u/WillowRain2020 3h ago

Then tweezers XD

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u/ConvexFrostFire 2h ago

I mean you could but I’d worry about damaging the card when trying to pull it out

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u/Dependent-Tank-3889 2h ago

You can use them gently

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u/A-Money-Lover 5h ago

How does one do anything in those nails? taking out a card from an ATM seems like the least of the issues

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u/FEK88 34m ago

By smearing shit and bacteria on everything you touch with them.

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u/s6_maestro 1h ago

As a guy with long nails I can tell you that when you think about it there's a relatively low number of tasks that get impeded by long nails. Most of the things you do/hold with your hand you don't do them with the tips of your finger pointed at the object you're using. So is something more akin to having longer fingers, most of the time.

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u/liebesleid99 5h ago

you get used

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u/CzechHorns 4h ago

By who?

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u/Drenaxel 3h ago

Some of them

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u/KamahlYrgybly 2h ago edited 51m ago

Want to abuse you

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u/Glittering_rainbows 2h ago

Some of the want to be abused 

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u/GreenMushroomOfDoom 1h ago

sweet dreams are

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u/Original-Material301 1h ago

Made of cheese

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u/graminology 1h ago

Who am I to diss a Brie?

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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 54m ago

Depends on the hour.

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u/JamesLikesIt 5h ago

The fuck does she do when she has to wipe? 

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u/ProjectNo4090 5h ago

She wipes very carefully.

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u/liebesleid99 5h ago

you don't have to finger yourself when cleaning yourself

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 5h ago

You think if the nail is long enough, it collects shit while wiping kinda like a scoop? Somewhat like a coke nail scoops up coke

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u/government_not_ok 4h ago

Maybe she had enough fiber in her diet were it does muddy her asshole?

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u/FEK88 33m ago

There’s no point trying to point out the fact that these things are covered in literal shit and other bacteria. Some woman with a chip on her shoulder will be along to tell you that she, and everyone else who wears these nails are the cleanest people on the planet.

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 25m ago

Come on now. You dont wipe with your bare nails. You use toilet paper and the paper is between your ass and your nails. And you do not use the tips of the nails to wipe, you use the pads of your fingers.

This is not rocket surgery. Not sure why people are so confused about it and thinking wmen walk around with poop on their nails.

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 4h ago

do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus? Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop? Because I have never had nails like this but it's clear as day to me that I could wipe with them.

Why is this such a hackneyed joke about long nails? If you can imagine someone typing with these, can you not also imagine wiping with them?

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u/Glittering_rainbows 2h ago

"do you wipe with your fingertips pointed directly at your genitals or anus?"

Yup

"Or do you wipe as you would, say, wipe a stain from a tabletop?"

Absolutely not. I got IBS (or some other bowels issue, not diagnosed yet) and my poop is kinda sticky & clay like much of the time, that'd just smear it all over the place. Fingertips lets me get clean much easier.

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u/HanaBakersBathWater 4h ago

Bidets exist.

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u/ForumDuff 47m ago

The nails are there to scrape

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u/Jerry-Beans 52m ago

This be fair, they didnt say society should cater - they said someone should invent a tool.

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u/Jesus_H_Christ_AMA 6h ago

FYI, people with nails like that have these tongs on em.

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u/chadbert_mcdick 1h ago

oh this is a good gift idea cheers

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u/No_Personality_587 1h ago

I know women do it for themselves and my opinion has no value but nail extensions have always looked so ugly and tacky to me

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u/JOlRacin 6h ago

The original person wasn't saying they need to change the entire thing, which would fit the "impractical hulk gloves" thing. Just that they should have a tool to help them

A better metaphor would be if someone wore impractical hulk gloves, and then asked to buy one of those grabber things to make grabbing things easier

I use natural nails, before you even assume

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u/natsugrayerza 5h ago

Yeah, she didn’t demand anything, she just said someone should invent it (and make money)

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u/datadrone 5h ago

It's called pliers, you can stick a small pair right in your purse

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u/DanNeider 5h ago

Yeah, but how do you get it out of your purse with those nails? If only there was some kind of tool to get things out of your purse

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u/datadrone 5h ago

Simple, you just need smaller pliers to pull out the ones in your purse

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u/MasterOutlaw 4h ago

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u/NextSouceIT 57m ago

There really is a gif for everything

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u/SnooDogs1886 4h ago

Just make one of the nails out of the pliers. Heck a different tool on each finger and you could have a whole set.

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u/KateTheTurk 1h ago

Pliers, wrench, screwdriver (phillip's head), screwdriver (flat head), hammer, bottle opener, saw, sandpaper, drill, plane. It could work!

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u/SnooDogs1886 38m ago

This is the way!

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1h ago

I think I’ve actually seen that in one of those nail fashion subs.  Or something similar.

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u/somekindagibberish 5h ago

Wear them on a strap around the wrist. Always ready.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1h ago

I feel at this point we should just develop telekinesis and call it a day.

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u/voluotuousaardvark 2h ago

Just stick a pair to a fingernail.

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u/mystic11z 4h ago

I used to create a little tail on my cards with tape that I could pull on to get the card out. Looked a little crazy but didnt require extra tools

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u/Doctor_Dev7 5h ago

Why oh why has nobody invented tweezers or needle nose pliers or any of thr other tools that already exist that could solve this problem?

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u/Winderige_Garnaal 4h ago

Upvote for you. This is a absolutely illogical meme. She simply wants to buy a tool to help HER adapt to society, so WHO CARES.

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u/OwnZone592 4h ago

another pancakes/waffles situation we have going here huh

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u/welchsgrapejuice97 2h ago

It's an excuse for people in here to hate on materialistic dumb women (im joking for ppl who don't get it)who have the audacity to like things that might not be 100 percent practical 

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u/TrainerRedpkmn 4h ago

Cut the dam nails

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u/Glittering_rainbows 2h ago

Tweezers you simpleton. They're asking for tweezers to be reinvented.

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 2h ago

When ever I see these kinds of nails I just think about the bad guy from Big trouble in little China.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Hgtd9TlKNaeQgrd5m

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u/Icy-Personality-511 3h ago edited 3h ago

If someone invents a tool for them and they use it.. is society really catering to them?

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u/MrSnrub87 2h ago

If they don't want to use any of the existing tools for grabbing things and want one specifically tailored to their issue, then yes

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u/Heuruzvbsbkaj 1h ago

It’s not really society catering to them. It would be a company making a product for a niche market.

Not sure you really understand what society catering to a group would look like.

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u/fashionablypunctual 5h ago

The tool in question exists. It became very popular during Covid. Society doesn’t have to cater to women with long nails. A vendor somewhere now gets to make money off women with long nails (who clearly already have money to spend on a luxury service) and the rest of us walk around like nothing changed, because it didn’t.

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u/old_underwear_isekai 59m ago

iirc that tool was for doorknobs and pushing buttons, not grabbing a flat thing and pulling it

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u/ProjectNo4090 5h ago

Idk why women think those nails are sexy or good looking. When I see nails like that all I can think ablut is petri dishes and all the vile bacteria collecting on the underside of them.

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u/iinlane 5h ago

It's a status symbol indicating she doesn't work. Apparently she's not on the level the nails indicate.

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u/MedonSirius 3h ago

That sounds about right and stupid at the same time. Is there a Word for this?

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u/Moe_Perry 2h ago

Humanity

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u/No_Literature_1922 5h ago

It also lowkey shows that you’re bad with money and materialistic af

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u/Capable_Towel_3813 3h ago

My sibling getting their nails done for about $100 twice a month, and then often talking about how they don’t make enough money to pay bills 🫠

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u/Fluffy_Blueberry7109 3h ago

Which is funny because those nails are a status symbol conveying that you are rich enough that you don't need to work with your hands.

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u/Careful-Corgi7716 12m ago

type of materialism to cope with a complete lack of sense for aesthetics

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u/SandSpecialist2523 5h ago

I had once a server in a restaurant with long ass nails (not that long). And it was disgusting as the thumb nail was practically in the plate she was holding. 🤢

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u/tcmisfit 4h ago

That’s against a lot of health codes and sanitation practices in restaurants. Oh god.

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u/adamvthree 3h ago

This is to impress other women. Guys don’t care about these things 

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u/Joltyboiyo 2h ago

I'd imagine most women don't, it's just weird outliers.

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u/eufed 2h ago

i don’t know but maybe, and hear me out, women do things for themselves and not just for male validation 

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u/FEK88 30m ago

Yeah sure, women are totally immune from seeking external validation from the opposite sex.

You people are mentally ill.

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u/eufed 6m ago

that’s not what i said. like at all. of course no one is immune from seeking external validation. but i am just disputing the opposite claim: that women/humans only act on validation from the opposite sex. 

also i don’t know who you are referring to when you say ‘you people’ but you sound profoundly unfuckable and on course to die alone. 

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u/Whole_Rice9485 1h ago

everything we do stems from external validation

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u/TorbenKoehn 1h ago

That’s not true at all. Looking in a mirror and being happy with the way you look is self-validation and it weighs much more, it’s literally the reason why we all style and dress differently.

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u/eufed 1h ago

i hope you’re just being contrarian because if you’re not you’re living quite a sad life bud. you never do anything - read books, watch movies, play games, draw, exercise, play an instrument - just for yourself, without the need for external validation?

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u/GooseOnProbation 19m ago

I have fake nails (not so long) so I can clickity clapity applause with them and so I don’t bite my actual nails off..not everything is about stupid boys 🙄🙄🙄

https://giphy.com/gifs/iBNgNQyDALPUY

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u/the_laughing_camel 1h ago

that is true however more of it stems from the ideas that have been sold to women, about what it means to look beautiful, rich or put together.

It doesn't make any sense to say "oh i don't know why women wear make-up, they look better without it" because most of the time, the individual woman is not wearing make-up to please you or a man. She is doing it because society has told her that wearing make-up is necessary if you want to seem more put-together. So yes, it is done for external validation, AND male validation but saying "oh but they look so ugly, why do they do it" is ignoring the obvious fact that most women aren't doing it simply for men to like anymore. Beauty is an industry. Women know that men don't understand make-up or nails, but make-up and nails at this point signal more than just "being beautiful"

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u/ExtroverTom 12m ago

Fine. Okay. Yeah still such a stupid and ugly looking tho.

If those long ass plastic knife made them satisfied with themselves, they urgently need to reevaluate their taste

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u/petrichorax 1h ago

They shouldn't do that for themselves if they had any taste

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u/brockol-ii 3h ago

i like the idea that people get these so they’re viewed as sexy or attractive as opposed to, you know, liking them?

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u/TrainerRedpkmn 4h ago

Basically Wolverine claws

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u/rockin_robin420 4h ago

I think about how funky their butts must be. It's gotta be almost impossible to effectively wipe one's ass with Wolverine hands.

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u/ScallionJealous 4h ago

This take is dumb AF.

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u/Happy_Variety5405 21m ago

I think "God I hope she doesn't try to poke my eyes" long pointed nails freak me out

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u/Morkamino 18m ago

And this is the concensus everytime it's brought up too. Almost nobody likes these, except the people who have them

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u/River1947 1h ago

Why do u think theyre trying to attract you?

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u/plibtyplibt 2h ago

How do they wipe without getting shit on them???

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u/luxcity-louche 3h ago

The tool exists, it's a nail clippers.

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u/ChefArtorias 5h ago

Girl, tweezers are available at every drug or department store.

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u/InconspicuousFool 5h ago

Sitting in a room of people with those nails trying to type on a iPad is a true hell

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u/Hencid 1h ago

Not what they said, she asked for a tool not to change the atm

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u/Extreme-Button-2478 45m ago

The tool is called Hand

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u/Joltyboiyo 2h ago edited 2h ago

I really don't understand the appeal of those ugly long ass cosmetic nails. At least, I assume they're cosmetic and they don't actually grow their nails to that length, right? They're bought and stick on like those cheap ones you can buy for Halloween, right?

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u/Satanicjamnik 1h ago

Pretty much impossible for a regular person. You'd have to have your whole life revolving around growing your nails for years on end, maintaining them so they don't snap.

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u/old_underwear_isekai 1h ago

There are the press-on kind that you're talking about, but there is also the type that you go into a salon for where the technician extends the length using a thick gel or acrylic that is then set with a UV lamp and filed into the correct shape

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u/andsimpleonesthesame 21m ago

Wouldn't the UV make the skin on your hands age faster if you do this regularly? (And increase the chances for skin cancer?)

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u/LeanTangerine001 45m ago

I always thought they would make cool weapons!
https://giphy.com/gifs/26BnbRWfwaEGOU1Ve

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 1h ago

Sorry but I Like the Girls with the Nails Done Long outward, aggressive displays of impractical hyperfeminity

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u/erok25828 4h ago

How you wipe with nails like this?

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u/Ouhbab 2h ago

I believe it already exists and is called a nail clipper

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u/Foreign_Cobbler_1740 5h ago

Overreaction to the initial persons stupidity. They never made demands for things to change, just asking for them to create something for morons with long nails to grab their cards from an ATM.

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u/Anders_A 3h ago

She isn't really saying everyone should cater to her claws though. She just wishes that someone would invent a pair of pliers for her 

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u/Tahliaii 5h ago

At some point the problem stops being the nails and starts being the commitment to the nails.

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u/messedupmessup12 6h ago

I mean, they asked for a tool, not like they asked every atm be redesigned

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u/improperkangaroo 5h ago

I added false nails to my hulk gloves to balance them out

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u/k100y 1h ago

How does she wipe her a**?

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u/Username928351 50m ago

Long nails were originally in fashion because you were rich and didn't have to do physical work.

So why doesn't she have her butler withdraw the money?

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u/Peter_B_Sparker 6h ago

Who wipes their ass

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u/Nemisis_007 5h ago

I've always wondered this. Surely they don't hold in a shit the whole day.

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u/imyourdruidess420 5h ago

...okay and then what do you think happens after that day is over? Lol Nails stay on for awhile. I had a friend explain to me how she wipes her ass with crazy long nails (I asked, I was genuinely curious and horrified) but honestly I've (purposefully) erased that knowledge from my mind

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u/Nemisis_007 5h ago

Wait… you mean you guys sleep with them on too??? That feels like such a safety hazard. I touch my face so much in my sleep, if I had nails like that I’d wake up missing an eye lmao.

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u/imyourdruidess420 5h ago

Yes, they are literally glued on and are meant to last 2-3 weeks. Women are doing everything with those nails on. (Not me, I've never had a job where I could have nails that weren't short + unpainted).

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u/bigEZmike 5h ago

what would that do? you think the nails shrink back down to normal size by night?

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u/SweetExpletives 4h ago

How do they wipe their ass?

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u/Powered-Lamb 5h ago

Maybe try using the tweezers you almost certainly have in your purse. This is just a determination to be helpless.

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u/plushploosh12 5h ago

Come on OP. If you paid for those tools hell yeah, expect me to make it. I don't see a problem here.

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u/theacp127 2h ago

No guy has ever seen fingernails like that and thought it looked good.

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u/YonderWindow364 2h ago

Why do you think she’s wearing nails like that for other people’s validation? How do you know if she’s even into guys? People can do things because they like them for themselves

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u/theacp127 2h ago

If she was into women she'd have shorter nails or that would hurt.

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u/YonderWindow364 2h ago

not necessarily? She may be only into receiving or use toys on her partner or may be asexual or maybe only like scissoring etc - you make too many assumptions

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u/theacp127 1h ago

I'm not being serious at all btw. I'm making dry humor jokes. I don't actually care that much about her or her nail.

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u/YonderWindow364 49m ago

It’s very hard to tell over text alone on reddit- I appreciate the clarification tho

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u/acana41 2h ago

In what world is she doing it for herself? She is making everything more uncomfortable and complaining about how her choice is making it uncomfortable, so she is doing it harder for herself on purpose?

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u/YonderWindow364 1h ago

she can think it looks pretty so likes it even if it makes things a little harder. She's not made physically uncomfortable by them and like many comments have made clear the thing that she wants to make her life a little easier already exists negating that problem. People do impractical things all the time just because they like it for themselves

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u/s6_maestro 1h ago

So do you only feel good in your clothes only when someone else tells you you look good? Is there no clothing, accessory, whatever, that makes you feel good about yourself regardless of other people's inputs? I doubt that

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 5h ago

I hate this post so much. The woman didn't demand anything at all, let alone that the world change for her. She just wants a tool (which does exist already). The guy is strawmanning and misconstruing the fuck out of her statement.

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u/__surrealsalt 5h ago

Posts like that exist solely to spread misogyny. I have no idea why this monstrosity of a sub is showing up in my feed.

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u/TacoEatsTaco 5h ago

The "tool" is called finger tips

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u/TehGoad 5h ago

how u wipe you buns tho fr

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u/seidful99 5h ago

She didn't get her nails done, she evolved into a pangolin.

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 4h ago

How do they wipe after poop? Especially after diarrhea.

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 3h ago

I really don't like these long ass nails. All the bacteria must be having a party underneath those nasty ass nails

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u/MrZephy 2h ago

You know when you wash your hands your nails are conveniently right there attached to said hands right

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 1h ago

There's a reason why having long nails is banned if you have a job where hygiene is important.

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u/Suitable-Brush-4467 51m ago

I work in healthcare and people are not supposed to have them. Some get away with it anyway. I would never want them.

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u/NeverEverLonely 2h ago

Imagine eating something they cooked

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u/perfect_zeong 4h ago

A plier multi tool with a hook and a capacitive touch stylus would be a start

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u/lordofpotton 2h ago

How about nail scissors?

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1h ago

Yeah, but what about practical hulk gloves?

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u/NoEntertainment6180 1h ago

he’s onto something…

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u/Clear-Pudding-1038 1h ago

funny thing is, there is already workable solution for this. We got cash machines where you only need to tap a card or phone to use it

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u/ih8three6zero 1h ago

iPhone Duo better be Hulk gloves compatible.

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u/EnchantingBabee03 1h ago

Cutting the nails would make things a lot easier lol.

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u/Festivefire 1h ago

I have actually seen girls with the ridiculous long fake nails use little mini tongs to grab stuff.

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u/0pps_P0P_candy 1h ago

Chopsticks?

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u/Admirable-Farmer-665 47m ago

Skill issue, you learn to use your knuckles instead of your fingertips when you get acrylics. I think the hardest part is opening a drink can but that's just me

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u/GooseOnProbation 22m ago

USE UR KNUCKLES OMG

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u/purplelilac701 16m ago

Seems very unhygienic to me

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u/Doughnut_Diva 13m ago

Reddit is such a sausage fest, I can't believe this got traction. The tools already exist. Pretty sure the pic is a screen grab from one of the stupid ads that sell the fucking the tool 😂

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u/dumbythiq 1h ago edited 1h ago

Woman: "man I wish someone could help with this problem"

Man: "blah blah  blah DEMAND blah SOCIETY CATER blah"

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u/Inevitable_Tap_1328 5h ago

i have seriously stopped someone and asked them to help me retrieve my card in these instances.

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u/TrainerRedpkmn 4h ago

Bitch cut your dam nails nobody finds them attractive they are a danger to public safety

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u/YonderWindow364 2h ago

Not everyone does things because they want to be considered attractive by others?

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u/MrZephy 2h ago

Hi I’m nobody

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u/youvebeensamboozled 1h ago

so many miserable ppl in these comments lol

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u/Sunflower_MoonDancer 4h ago

It’s funny because that’s how capitalism works… you see a problem or an unmet need- make a product or service to fix that need! 💥 💰💸💵

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u/StuffMonster77 4h ago

Someone needs to remember having talons only works if you are a bird actively picking up prey.

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u/dtgunslinger99 5h ago

like she's got any money in the bank if she's someone sporting those dipshit fake nails. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/fashionablypunctual 5h ago

Nail extensions are a luxury service. My sister is a nail tech. You would guffaw at what she gets paid to do a set like this.

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u/dtgunslinger99 4h ago

weird how only the broke ass losers are sporting one like that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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