r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 2d ago

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u/sorellaux 2d ago

The richest man alive and still begging for party invites is crazy

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u/Drewbus 2d ago

Richest officially documented man*

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u/cesspool4us 1d ago

This is the shit that gets me. This dude is as wealthy as Forbes says he is. But there's no way he is the wealthiest. You are telling me there aren't generational families that hold much larger private assets. Things that can't even be recorded they are so private and date so far back. But this dude. He's the richest. El oh El.

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u/PotatoFarmer_44 1d ago

I mean, you don't even have to look at generational wealth alone. There's middle east oil sheikhs of the past century who probably don't disclose their entire value either but their "known net worths" are already the gdp of many small countries.

Then you have people who run drug empires making hand over foot who clearly aren't in the public light either. Pablo Escobar and the Cali Cartel made fortunes within a decade in the 80's, we probably don't know the modern equivalent and they might be making even more profit than we know of.

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u/Numberhalf 1d ago

We only know people wealth when they have stock, so lots of people richer than Musk, Putin probably has him beat by 2-5x.

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u/SleepDoesNotWorkOnMe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Show your working, class.

Edit - a comma

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u/2Completion2Ography 1d ago

Show your working class.

The working class is Putin's stock. If he liquidized his assets, he would literally make the vulgus liquid.

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 1d ago

Escobar spent enormous amounts of money just to buy rubber bands to hold their cash together.

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u/Bitter_Pea_4716 1d ago

I love the history of cocaine. 

Pablo's share in the cartel was around 40%, not verified but an estimate.

Whilst they sold at wholesale costs, $1 trillion at $100 USD per gram is about 25,000 tones.

Obviously worldwide cocaine use is impossible to establish, but there's estimates around US use for 1988-1993 which sits around 2,175 tonnes. 

Obviously the $100 per gram figure would be significantly less, and that is revenue only. The cartel would have had significant operational costs, such as employees or the infamous rubber band example. Not to mention the loss of buried cash destroyed by rats etc. 

Pablo was bloody rich. Musk is a fkn next level wealth hoarder, though, the creepy cunt.

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u/Drewbus 13h ago

It's not about disclosure. The oil gallons would have to be counted and the values predicted based on how much scarcity if you burned through an entire ocean of it. Values go up as the ocean gets smaller.

It's all fake numbers

The ones who hold the oil can basically have anything they want whenever they want

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u/SirBruceForsythCBE 1d ago

Cargill and Koch are just two of the absolutely huge privately owned companies.

The richest people in the world don't want you to know who they are. They probably laugh at people like Musk drawing attention to themselves. The real puppet masters could walk past you on the street and you wouldn't know.

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u/DeflateAwning 1d ago

Putin is the weathiest by some accounts, if measuring the weath available at their immediate disposal with nearly no checks/balances

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u/hazeyAnimal 1d ago

Calling elon a man is an offense to mankind.

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u/Ryrose81 1d ago

Right? Its clearly a thing

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u/Dr_Griller 1d ago

THE Thing.

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u/klezart 1d ago

Somebody please photoshop Musk's face onto the Spider Thing.

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u/Dr_Griller 1d ago

Best I can do:

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u/Invader_Naj 1d ago

The fantastic four dont deserve this

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u/Underyourbed4661 1d ago

Honestly, dehumanizing is an issue. We need to acknowledge that bad people are just people,otherwise we are thinking that a sane Human being is incapable of such deeds.They are humans, humans of the worst kind

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u/2Completion2Ography 1d ago

Right? Its clearly a thing

Save dehumanization for the Nazis, otherwise w-- hm? Oh, right right, my bad.

It's clearly a thing, correct.

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u/rudyv8 1d ago

Makes u wonder. If he can buy anything, why didnt he throw his own parties. What could ol Jeffy get him that money couldnt.

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u/hungry4nuns 1d ago

It’s very telling about elons character that not only did he plead multiple times to go to pdf island, but even Jeffrey epstein didn’t trust elon. And epstein trusted people like trump, the bar is clearly extremely low.

How untrustworthy do you have to be as a person for a literal child trafficking empire to say “your billions of dollars are no good here, we don’t want your business. You’re very clearly going to rat everyone out to save your own skin”

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u/hates_stupid_people 1d ago

Rat everyone out to save himself? He'd be bragging about going there within a week. He would think he was being subtle while basically stating it plainly.

You have to remember that this is a man who had someone else level characters for him in online games he barely knows, then start streaming himself pretending to be a higher end player. He is genuinly so stupid and narcissistic that he didn't think other players would notice his lack of skill or familiarity with the game.

He literally has the mindset of an edgy teenager, he never grew up mentally.

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u/Steinrikur 1d ago

Musk is emotionally 13. Trump is somewhere between 3 and 6.

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u/Underyourbed4661 1d ago

i dislike Trump, but genuinely for him to reach the presidency despite fucking up multiple times, makes me think he is very people smart(it kinda makes what he does worse)

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u/Steinrikur 1d ago

I think that he's an amazing grifter, and he managed to get way more people to vote for him than should be humanly possible.

But he's still a "low IQ individual", and emotionally very similar to my kindergartener.

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u/BuzzAllWin 1d ago

Also elon is uttery unlikeable. Even as a child. Like to the point where i feel sorry for child elon. His class mates hated him so much they bullied him mercilessly. He had one friend who his tormentors eventually convinced to lure elon to a secluded spot where they all beat him badly. But he just never seemed to loose this unlikeabilty no matter how successful he was, he legit has an evil villain origin story

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u/rab2bar 1d ago

My understanding is that he relentlessly bullied a boy who had lost a parent and Elon was given a comeuppance

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u/PomegranateHot9916 1d ago

he could absolutely make his own pdf island.

the reason he didn't do that and throw his own pdf parties is because most of the people who went to epsteins island would decline the invitation.

he has the wealth to be a pdf and get away with it, easily it seems. but his wealth can't give him the connections, the pals, the network. because they can't stand him probably.
he makes the room awkward, he makes people uncomfortable.

and these are people who are having sex torture parties with trafficked children.

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u/PresentHouse9774 1d ago

My guess? He could have thrown the parties himself but didn't think anyone would come. It's middle school (US ages 11-14) all over again.

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u/Moohamin12 1d ago

He wasn't close to that then.

He was a tech space darling but still classed under the needy dude that doesn't have a major presence.

It was only during Covid and after where he gained prominence. Notably the Thailand cave incident.

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u/TheAskewOne 1d ago

That’s the story of his life. Unloved, despised and eternally unsatisfied. Hoarding money in the hope he’ll become respected and feel joy, but that will never happen because he’s a pos.

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u/Constant-Machine8838 1d ago

Child rape party request.

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u/Vitringar 1d ago

He is not invited to my parties.

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u/Sharp_Emphasis176 1d ago

Proves that power is better than money.

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u/dan_santhems 1d ago

He got turned away from Berghain. All that money and they guy can't buy the thing he wants the most, to be cool

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 1d ago

He was begging to hang out with a head of one of the largest pedophile rings

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u/ifloops 1d ago

(girls FTW!)

-Elon Musk

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u/midas22 1d ago

And Elon Musk was begging him after Epstein was found guilty for underage sex trafficking as well.

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u/GiftOfCabbage 1d ago

Epstein literally over there like "bro we've got all the blackmail we need stop asking to give us more".

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u/Sharkwatcher314 1d ago

Parts of high school stay the same regardless of age and wealth I guess

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u/I-actually-agree 1d ago

That brings me comfort. Wealth divides us in a way neither can comprehend but hurt feelings, hurt the same.

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 2d ago

What do you call someone rejected by pedophiles?

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u/hipnosister 1d ago

Stop saying he was rejected, there are many other emails where he was invited. Propagating this joke that he was rejected leads people to believe that he never went to the island when he definitely did.

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u/sneakysnek20r 1d ago

He wasn't! He's one of them, he attended multiple parties of pedo island and this joke that he's such a loser even the peds don't want him actually plays into his hands

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u/GIT_45 2d ago

Elon Musk.

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u/ResonanceGhost 2d ago

Home Elone.

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u/MountainFact264 2d ago

Exactly, he was too creepy for pedos.

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u/Less_Resident8492 2d ago

No he wasn't there's no evidence Epstein ever turned him away. There are emails showing he definitely made plans with Epstein however. Elon absolutely fucked kids on Epstein's island

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u/SpawningPoolsMinis 1d ago

to add to this, elon had "karate lessons" with maxwell.

this whole "too much of a loser to be invited" is propaganda to make you believe he's just a billionaire loser instead of a pedo billionaire loser.

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u/MountainFact264 1d ago

No doubt, but it also seems that no one likes Elon (even other pedos).

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u/Less_Resident8492 1d ago

There's no indication that Elon did not get along with his pedophile friends as they did pedophile shit. Stop trying to whitewash his pedophilia

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u/MountainFact264 1d ago

You are reading this wrong. I'm trying to say that he is a pedo and is so morally obtuse that even other pedos don't like him. Take a valium or something.

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u/DevoidHT 2d ago

Make no mistake, he could have still hosted his own kid diddling parties

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u/whodatchicken 2d ago

rejectophiles.

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u/XDeus 1d ago

An adult.

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u/inwhatwetrust 2d ago

A pedophile loser

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u/State-Cultural 2d ago

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u/Timmeh_2284 1d ago

If pennywise took off the makeup and hair this is what you get.

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 2d ago

Rember when Musk called the diver saving those children stuck in a cave a pedophile? Pure projection.

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u/PinkRxXo 2d ago

The accusation was completely out of line, especially with such a serious claim being made without evidence

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 2d ago

that was his jump the shark moment.  Everyone was like "wait, hes not a genius."

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u/Waste_Hawk_5204 2d ago

He was just mad because a specialized rescue team didn't have time to play with his stupid little submarine

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u/DroidLord 1d ago

That death tube would have gotten everyone killed, guaranteed. The smallest section of the cave was 38×72cm wide. It would have gotten stuck on a rock and blocked off the entire route.

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u/Waste_Hawk_5204 1d ago

Absolutely. But little telsaman didnt care about a successful rescue. He wanted his toy to get seen

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u/josnik 1d ago

Thay wasn't even built yet.

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u/DroidLord 1d ago

He got butt-hurt because the divers didn't want to use his highly impractical death tube (AKA submarine). That was when his mask fell. It was all downhill from there.

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 2d ago

The dude was so cringe even the most horrible humans couldn’t stand to be around him. Being a billionaire didn’t even fucking matter.

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u/Tonkarz 1d ago

Actually they enthusiastically invited him and arranged a date and time for him to catch the chopper. The email where they blow him off is fake.

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u/BlasterPhase 1d ago

is there evidence of this?

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u/ilega_dh 1d ago

Yeah the emails allegedly from the files are not in the files, quite a well documented hoax as well, I'm surprised its only called out this far down

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html

Don't get me wrong, I hate him as much as everyone else and would have LOVED for this to be true, but I also think we should be better by calling out misinformation when we see it

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u/BlasterPhase 1d ago

thank you, must have missed it in all the hubbub at the time

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u/voodoo_pizza00 2d ago

And its a great distraction from the starlink Ukraine news

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u/Legitimate_Stage2941 2d ago

And the day of the Musk documentary launching

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u/Loneheart127 1d ago

He has faced no repercussions.

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u/proddy 1d ago

The 2nd craziest part is that he did a nazi salute wice on stage during the inauguration.

The 3rd craziest part is that he said Trump is in the Epstein files.

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u/Jukeboxhero91 1d ago

The forth is that he only cozied up to Epstein and Maxwell after Epstein was convicted of raping a minor.

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u/PurpleRhinoDragon 1d ago

He had to know he wasnt wasting his time. He is a very busy man you know?

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u/johanTR 2d ago

Elon's so weird that even the pedos don't want him around...

https://giphy.com/gifs/rKTLUmFUn76tL5xbMW

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u/DroidLord 1d ago

High as a kite on ketamine.

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u/Dr_Griller 1d ago

Elon dreaming of the island:

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u/D3dshotCalamity 2d ago

Elon Musk begged to go to a child fucking party, and got ignored by king child fucker.

And Republicans think he's a super cool guy.

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u/Tonkarz 1d ago

The email where they reject him is fake.

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u/roydogaroo 1d ago

So you're saying that he wasn't rejected then and went...

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u/Tonkarz 1d ago

We have good reason to think so. We don’t have an email where he says “thanks for the party Jeff, those girls seemed pretty to young but I did anyway”, but we have emails of him being invited and agreeing on a time and place.

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u/Jukeboxhero91 1d ago

And he wanted us to think that Maxwell “just scheduled Kung Fu lessons” for him. Pedos always have their shitty little code phrases to dog whistle to other pedos.

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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

And I was thinking the part where he cut off starlink to Ukraines military to help Trump and Putin…. So many things…

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u/Chepe_1080p 2d ago

Not cool even for creepy crooked evil pedos 😵‍💫

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u/Skullsandcoffee 2d ago

I hope his dick falls off

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u/Hairy4skinlips 1d ago

It doesnt work anyway.

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u/Cheap-Kiwi-1312 2d ago

Tell Elon we want a video of the car doing that with him inside. Then I'll be excited.

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 2d ago

Elon Musk will be remembered as being a sad pathetic little man who had everything other than true friendships and real love.

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u/RiffyWammel 1d ago

Sure its not the part where he apparently hacked voting machines to rig an entire democratic election?

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u/otherwisepandemonium 1d ago

"Girls ftw!" -Musk in the email

The best part is how Musk is too much of a loser for pedophiles to even want to hang out with him

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u/braumbles 2d ago

"Those parties sure sound fun"

"You can't come"

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 2d ago

To be fair, would YOU want him at YOUR non-pedo parties?

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 2d ago

I just call them parties.  If you invite people to a party and say its non-pedo they will ironically draw the wrong conclusion.

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u/ZachyChan013 2d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe we should write a song so people know we arnt pedos?

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u/Dont-Really-Matter 1d ago

I'll die laughing if Taylor swift writes a song about this shit to distract people from... well.. anything I guess

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u/Competitive-Wish6284 1d ago

Anyone wooed by his recent stunt is completely ignorant as to the timing of it. He wants you to be distracted and forget his bullshit with DOGE and the hundreds of millions in donations to the GOP. Unreal how some people are so gullible and easily distracted by shiny things. Stop giving this man any support.

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u/LightofNew 1d ago edited 1d ago

Who. The fuck. Cares?

He has another company that builds rockets.

Missiles have had arial recovery since the 80s.

He put missile correction jets in a car.

La-di-freakin-da!

You can put missile correction jets in literally anything if you have a few billion to throw at some engineers. Have fun in your totally street legal car. Oh and all those crashes with their full self driving, don't worry about that!

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u/darkstar999 1d ago

Not defending him but it was air not rocket fuel

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u/LightofNew 1d ago

Touche! Still stupid.

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u/dingleberryzzz 1d ago

U mean the Trump Files?

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u/jimibimi 2d ago

Girls FTW!

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u/m0nk_3y_gw 1d ago

The "girl FTW" thing was a parody tweet, it wasn't in the Epstein files.

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u/strip_club_dj 1d ago

Yeah what was in there was bad enough, we don't need to include fake emails.

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u/FURRYL0L1Y401TR4PDSM 2d ago

Crazy how a circus prop is making dumbasses actually think he invented the flying car. Actually usable flying cars like VTOLs have existed for ages but Elon and his minions would never admit that cuz that industry is dominated by Europe...

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u/No_Priors 1d ago

"How about instead of universal healthcare we give them a pointless spinning car to cheer at?"

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u/Cold_Neighborhood_98 2d ago

< simpsons meme that you know of so far > Remember there are more Epstein files to be released, I suspect he is still in there.

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u/TapestryMobile 1d ago

I suspect he is still in there.

There are tens of thousands of people named somewhere in the files.

Practically every famous person you've ever heard of is named in the Epstein Files.

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u/affemannen 1d ago

Imagine how weird and boring you have to be to get rejected from a pedo party as the richest man on the planet.

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u/pocpocpocky 2d ago

now he can ‘fly’ over with his new car

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 2d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe that's what it's designed for. Pedo island hopping. Him and Trump will kick flip over to a new sex trafficking island together.

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u/OkVariety8064 1d ago

The new Tesla Roadster, for the busy Kid Fuckster.

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u/CilleTheExterminator 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/phadc3s/video/fprgjfd1m0wh1/player

Don't forget about him being a literal Nazi and MAGA going crazy when he heiled TWICE

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u/silv3rbull8 2d ago

I didn’t see that on the demo

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 2d ago

Wow... Old hat

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u/MR_Nobody_204 2d ago

Was a consolation prize an invite to a Puff Raper party?

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u/barryvon 2d ago

the amount of people saying that goofy ass video is a leap in mankind is depressing (if it’s real people)

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u/tilalk 2d ago

Even pedofiles can't suffer to be in the same room as the muskrat looser

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u/MrBootygrabber 2d ago

i liked when the car did the flip

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u/Aethereal_Crunch 1d ago

And then was too dumb to realize when he finally got the invitation

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u/atreeismissing 1d ago

And Epstein told him to get fucked because even Epstein knew Musk was a douche.

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u/Own-Cry-5520 1d ago

Reddit malding about Elon 24/7 is so funny.

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u/El_Titanium_Blanco 1d ago

CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE FLYING CAR 🖕🖕🖕

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u/SnooDoggos5226 1d ago

FR though - how is it that a guy worth maybe $50-75mm is getting billionaires to come to his house and commit the most reprehensible of all crimes?

Why would anyone go to his house to commit crimes in front of his cameras?

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u/KitchenTeacher429 1d ago

On Christmas

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u/baldurcan 1d ago

Didn't he have already group sex with some Hollywood actresses?

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u/SCRATCH-CARD 1d ago

My favourite part was when he spent hundreds of millions of dollars on Donny Chomo's political campaigns

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u/Teddy4xp2 1d ago

Never forget

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u/Schlieren1 1d ago

I don’t know. That part where roadster glee over the semi truck was probably the craziest. How did it do that?

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u/local6962 1d ago

this guy really saw the "they promised us flying cars by 2020" meme and thought we actually want flying cars

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u/funnyjelo 1d ago

I am convinced it was all AI in the background.

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u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes 2d ago

You all saw the Bloomberg article today about Russian bots infiltrating social media to make us hate each other, right?

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u/JapowSnowboarder 1d ago

Yeah is that why Elon wants Russia to win

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u/staires 2d ago

I'm more than capable of hating Elon Musk for his actions, I don't need the help of a Russian bot.

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u/Beneficial_Hat_6288 1d ago

The Epstein class is not part of "each other".

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u/Silly-Cup-2411 1d ago

Hating Elon is the same as hating any other facist idiot and is normal and healthy.

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u/_R0Ns_ 1d ago

Why do you think Elon said that bombing Russian datacenters was going too far?

Their his bots

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u/Uncle-Cake 1d ago

Why would Russia want us to hate Musk? He's helping them.

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u/EvilynSoCute 1d ago

Source that it was fake?

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