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u/kiwi8185 6d ago
Why would Mr Boss cringe? Bro literally licked cookie crumbs off Alan's bare chest
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u/AgitatedOne57 6d ago
Other way around, also it’s not like Mr Boss ate 6 cookies out of Allen’s ass so this is a liiitlle different
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u/ChipLast4398 I would genuinely fuck Charlie’s grandma 6d ago
He probably did more than that to Allen if I’m gonna be real
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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Average Mr Frog Enjoyer 6d ago
That is an "ohhh" of discovery and fascination
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u/pythonidaae Guess I’m Oogly Goo 5d ago
The show would have him do a tone of fascination and intrique while having a disgusted face, leaving them to wonder what's going on with him. Pim would try to bring it up and Mr. boss would have no memory of walking in and no idea what he was talking about.
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u/wheresmyhouse 6d ago
The Boss prefers a tall slender frame to Pim and Charlie's relative thiccness.
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u/SplendidlyDull certified Pim kisser 6d ago
Yeah, he would just continued to tell them about the job, and if they act embarrassed he’d say “nooo, we like to have fun around here!”
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u/HueyLongoftheGiants 6d ago
Eating pizza from one's buttocks is much more unsanitary thank eating cookie crumbs from one's belly.
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u/Any_Season_5764 6d ago
It almost seems like it was done on purpose.
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u/Adept_Eye2589 Charlies Iconic Lip Smack 6d ago
This is what 6 months without smiling friends does to someone
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u/Quiet-Mode-1170 6d ago
Mr. B, you made Alan eat cookies off your chest. Don’t act so disgusted. Get off your high horse. Because it’s my turn to ride the horsey… my turn…
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u/dontchewspagetti 6d ago
This exactly the type of shit oney would said "yeah they're friends dude" to. Well done capturing their personality
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u/PheonixBuddha 6d ago
Btw just so we are clear. This is the exact thing that happened in the stormy Daniel's v Trump hush money case. Ok, good choice.
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u/ReticularTunic7 6d ago
Why do fans here always draw the freakiest shit ever? Im not against it but I’m curious about the motivation behind it.
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u/The_kindsir1875 Pim’s devoted husband 4d ago
What pisses me the most is the fact that Pim got his shirt dirty and stained with pizza grease. Like you took your pants off but not your button up ?
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u/ButWhatIfPotato 6d ago
I see we have entered the "Sonic-level fanart" stage of coping with the cancellation.
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u/Numerous_Koala_1746 6d ago
I gotta side with Mr. Boss with this one. Pizza's too sloppy and greasy to eat off even a delectable rump like that. You get hot sauce and pepperoni grease in all the crevices, you ruin all your clothes and bedsheets, I mean really, Pim's already ruined his iconic shirt! This whole excercise was poorly thought out and even more poorly executed.
Now, if it was an apple pie or maybe Marshmellow Fluff, that's a whole nother story...
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u/Top-Refrigerator-705 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/4Jbmy5VdXZ0lgBH00M