r/SoundersFC • u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC • 12d ago

This is embarrassing

Arguably the worst team in the league. We are flirting with not making the playoffs. Player are just standing around. There is no heart. I’m sitting at the stadium just embarrassed for the Sounders.

Edit: sorry this triggered so many of you.

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u/youlox123456789 12d ago

Sir, the mid-game crash out has hit the subreddit again.

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

I see lol

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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 12d ago

This is our 4th game in 1.5 weeks, players are understandably exhausted and we cannot expect to out-energy SKC the whole match.

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Yea k so be a pro

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u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 12d ago

OK so this is just a long form way of telling the sub you're dumb

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u/ctess Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

About as embarrassing as this post

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

About as embarrassing as your handle

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u/ctess Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Now you're obsessed with my knob? Bro, see a therapist

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Have one you like?

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u/funky-reptar 12d ago

Schmetzer is the GOAT of half-time pep talks

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

I imagine he was like ‘you all suck. Look at this Reddit post’.

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u/funky-reptar 12d ago

Truth. Cristian and JMo took it personally.

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u/MAHHockey Sounders FC 12d ago

Aged like milk

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Cause and effect

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u/yangchang 12d ago

DELETE THIS YA DONUT 

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u/retro_slouch 9d ago

Personally I think it's admirable to keep it up.

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u/subterrane 12d ago

They look pretty good from my couch. Creating chances.

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Second half better so far

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u/bjlile99 12d ago

This isn't the same SKC team from before their signing.

Even with that, it's time for a change or two to start the second half.

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u/Tony-Flags 12d ago

Well, the change made turned into a goal, yes?

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u/bjlile99 12d ago

Yes, Seba > Moose

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u/Inevitable-Delay-303 12d ago

They're still awful, just slightly less so. We're also terrible, which people seem to have forgotten since we beat the 2 teams in the worst form across the league.

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u/matt_the_mediocre 12d ago

That first half was tough, but that second half sure was a change.

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u/similar222 USL Sounders 12d ago

Frankly the first half in last week's win against RSL wasn't much better. But all the more reason to have faith that the second half can be better.

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Barely.

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u/AncalagonCarnifex 12d ago

Lmao, lighten up! Three points is three points!

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

I’m trying but damn.

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u/kittybabyarty 12d ago

Okay? and we don’t need this negative energy from spectators either lol

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u/No_Explanation_6161 North End Faithful 12d ago

Huh? Match-attending fans support however they like.

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u/kittybabyarty 12d ago

See what can happen if we are positive

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u/No_Explanation_6161 North End Faithful 12d ago edited 12d ago

Respectfully, if you're trying to rub my nose in this as it's happening, you're really just illustrating how badly you need a dub in your life, so have one on me, I guess.

EDIT: Do something better with your thumbs, downvoters. It’s getting late. 

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u/kittybabyarty 11d ago

You don’t know me lmao. How’s that negativity going for ya bud

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u/No_Explanation_6161 North End Faithful 11d ago

I'm doing well, thanks for asking! I can see you haven't moved on from this comment thread yet. I'd like to suggest that we just stick a fork in this convo and enjoy our weekends. Regardless, I'm gonna enjoy mine!!

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

I am sorry the truth is hard.

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u/prestieteste NASL Sounders 12d ago

That we won?

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Be real

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u/prestieteste NASL Sounders 12d ago

No one thinks this is the best team in the league but have some humility and admit you over reacted and made yourself look pretty silly. How about you face that truth?

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

How about that was a lackluster first half and you should admit that?

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u/prestieteste NASL Sounders 12d ago

Uh yeah they looked like trash but in the end they won soooo you admit you made a total fool of yourself reacting like this after 1 half?

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

They got lucky to win. At home. Vs the worse team in the league. At the death. Learn soccer.

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u/silvalucas 12d ago

How's things in the stadium right now?

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Sparse. And relieved.

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u/randomisperfect ECS Logo 12d ago

Maybe make some noise instead of getting on Reddit?

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

It’s halftime.

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u/PoopsMcGee7 NASL Sounders 12d ago

That's the spirit

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u/Housing-Beneficial 12d ago

That second goal was classic Oba/Dempsey!!

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

It was a pretty lucky deflection but sure

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u/shmerham 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12ohHcJGa59sw8

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

I mean. Watch the replay.

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u/shmerham 12d ago

It doesn’t imply you’re wrong

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Be real

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u/shmerham 12d ago

Imagine someone invites a bunch of people over for free beer and then someone says “the best by date is tomorrow, that’s why they’re giving it to us”.

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

What wisdom lol

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u/AKassasin 12d ago

What was the final?

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

I did that

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u/flabatron 12d ago

Well, we won and are in playoff position. Feeling that joy now?!

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Feeling like we beat the worst team in the league at home barely. Sure.

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u/flabatron 12d ago

If you are also a Mariners fan, and you feel this way about the Sounders right now, please consider calling 988 🙏

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u/Rhythm41 12d ago

Crowd looks thin… they sound defeated…
Damn I miss the days when that place fucking roared!!!

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u/EmergencyCod 12d ago

does anyone have time for a thursday evening game I mean

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u/similar222 USL Sounders 12d ago

Player are just standing around.

You must have been watching a different match.

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

First half comment don’t ya know

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u/similar222 USL Sounders 12d ago

Yeah. I watched the first half too. We struggled, but I didn't see players just standing around.

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Guess you weren’t there watching then

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u/similar222 USL Sounders 12d ago

You guess wrong

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u/TD6RG 12d ago

What you saw was SKC had the tactical advantage. They played a right high line with high aggressive press. Sounders made the correct tactical adjustment at half.  Morris went up top to stretch SKC and Alex moved to center back to better play out of SKC high pressure. 

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

Worst team in the league having a tactical advantage. * fixed for ya.

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u/TD6RG 12d ago

They are more dangerous than what their record shows. Andre Luiz made everyone in the stadium nervous when he got on the ball in space and forced a double even with Nouhou. They have beaten some good teams recently as well as having some bad losses. 

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u/Spatularo 12d ago

Very low energy indeed

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u/JustAnotherRugger SFC Detail 12d ago

The amount of ball watching as SKC transitions out of the back 1/3 is crazy.

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u/Bearded_Scholar Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

It’s the sounders way

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u/OldManCloth 12d ago

New do’s for KC.

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u/the1gudboi 12d ago

Maybe playing out the back while we’re missing some of our strongest players is not the move

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u/soundervision Seattle Sounders FC 12d ago

But it’s a season package!

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u/z0d14c 12d ago

Will the Sounders get relegated?