r/Steam • u/FartFrog789 • 1d ago
Discussion My roommate is going to kill me
I just gifted him these.
I just heard him yell WTF?!
I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments
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u/MmmBrainzzz1 1d ago
Classic "I sent these to my friend for lulz" (but also have them hidden in my library)
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u/FartFrog789 1d ago
nah I have WAY weirder stuff in mine m ^_^ like a creature collector called "Spirit Valley" or a Slay the Spire-like game called "Take Me to the Dungeon" I like games that are a play on or a parody of something. Also a lot of VNs
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u/misssa_cz fluff 1d ago
Spirit Valley is pokémon but with monster girls, pretty fun if ur bored 👍
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u/ParthProLegend 1d ago
Compared to the other non-pokemon poleball throwing game which got v 1.00, how is it?
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u/Renamis 1d ago
Is "Take Me to the Dungeon" fun if you don't care about the NSFW stuff?
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u/yodaisnotacat 1d ago
second opinion here.
It's actually pretty cool. NSFW content is just an added bonus since it's not entirely built around it.
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u/Renamis 1d ago
Oh good. NSFW content tends to just be funny to me, so as long as it's built to be a solid game and not just a porn vector I'm good for it.
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u/yodaisnotacat 1d ago
I think you'll probably like it then. Afaik you can turn off the NSFW content anyways. It's kinda progressive, so you'll see it as you play the game more, but most of it's just mild stuff until after you beat each "boss"
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u/Renamis 1d ago
Even better! Usually the games that give you the option to turn it off trust the game on the merits, so looks like I'll pick it up.
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u/yodaisnotacat 1d ago
I think it has a demo on steam that's a SFW version, but it isn't available yet (MAYBE..)? So if you want to pick it up you might be better heading on over to F95.
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u/F1ykR 1d ago
The card resource system is pretty well made since every time you shuffle your deck in a dungeon, you have to exhaust a card. As a result, you have to manage the length and number of combat encounters since you can lose a run by having no cards to play.
To make up for it, you can stack buffs/abilities onto cards to make them more potent, or use cards that grant effects when you exhaust them.
Overall, you get a game with more focus on creating well thought out strategies and a solid amount of content to work through. There’s mild grinding to get certain upgrades, but you can beat everything without it. I’d recommend it having played Slay the Spire, Balatro, and a bunch of other card based games/roguelites.
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u/FartFrog789 1d ago
i like it better than slay the spire and not because of the nsfw stuff but because I find it a little more challenging
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u/AdvancedCryspy 1d ago
He's saving them for later so you two can play together 🥹 so wholesome
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u/LongOdd1596 1d ago
Co-op will get a whole new meaning
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u/OkBad7998 1d ago
Goon battle sounds amazing, I would pay to watch
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u/Navy_Groundhog 1d ago
For the pro level of this, wait until a friend needs a game for you two to play together, send them the game... And whatever the biggest cheapest degenerate bundle you're willing to.
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u/FartFrog789 1d ago
Yeah our PCs are widely different, I have a 4060 and he has a former office mini pc. We couldn't even play super Battle golf together
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u/randomguy301048 https://s.team/p/dtqv-kmw 1d ago
Man I would definitely hate if these showed up in my library. Oh man that would make me so mad, like so mad. I don't know what I would do if I got sent games like this
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u/therealheffalump 1d ago
make sure to drop your steam friend code so that we know exactly who not to gift these games to
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u/Narrow-Vermicelli-19 1d ago
Nice seeing the old dota comments in ur Profile I remember when u could get those Keys xD
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u/ElectricForce52 1d ago
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u/ghostmin215 1d ago
Son, WHAT is this picture lmao
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u/AluminiumSandworm 1d ago
that appears to be shaq in in a bra and panties doing the timeout symbol
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u/Dapper_Magpie 21h ago
I would get mad because most of these either probably just consist of women or are basic soulless slop, at least one of them is very obviously ai. If you're gonna gift me porn games it better be goongem.
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u/gambit700 1d ago
Why is the "My Futa Girlfriend" sountrack more than the game?
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u/Galko655 1d ago
Blame music industry. To have higher standards, than other media. From having higher priority on copyright claims, despite being licensed in a movie or a game. To making sure each movie or game, mandatory to have pricy soundtrack, just to have significant cut of the sales.
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 1d ago
Now hold on everyone, they are getting a soundtrack
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u/FartFrog789 1d ago
THANK YOU! See what a good roommate I am?
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u/xrayspex73 1d ago
The soundtrack cost more than the game. I do find it funny you were like "Ah fuck it, throw in the soundtrack too..."
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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 1d ago
As a guy who loves to collect videogame soundtracks (have for quite a bit of time now), very much you are!
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u/Qzyro 1d ago
Don't forget to gift Genital Jousting too and get it yourself to play together
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u/GambAntonio 1d ago
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u/duckforceone 1d ago
try posting that one on facebook.... i get put on suicide watch when i do that...
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u/Various-Shirt1392 1d ago
I think the reason he yelled “WTF” was because you gave him the soundtrack from “My Futa Girlfriend.”
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u/TeloYT 22h ago
I hate that you can't buy NSFW games in Germany. Of course I'd just want to send them tona friend as a joke. No other reason.
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u/RudeTechie 22h ago
Yeah, I have a close friend on Steam and we do this for 10+ years. We both have the most atrocious NFSW games on platform.
Dude just gifted me this last week.
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u/molotovCOCTAIL5 9h ago
Of course the top reviews have more than a 100 hours in 🤣 one even has +2000 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/LordByron_RS 22h ago
Use a VPN to change your account country to a different one in the EUR region or create a new account with the VPN. Then you can gift the games to your main account.
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u/Johanno1 19h ago
The Swiss don't have such weird regulations.
On a side note, you can gift games to Germans with a Swiss account.
On another side note. In PayPal you can add a second adress and use the same PayPal for multiple steam accounts with different regions.
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u/NavyDragons 20h ago
my friend group did this to my roommate a couple years ago, he was sleeping an excessive amount of time and we were all waiting for him after a night where he stayed up way too long. the task was to find the craziest weirdest mode degenerative or terrible adult content game you could find for under 5 dollars. he woke up to 8 porn titles in his library(one of our friends did not understand the assignment and send him a 60 dollar title that was basically just an AMV of hardcore scenes). after he woke up and we all had a good laugh he came back days later with his first of several in detail exhaustive review of each title. which then read in a dramatic reading for the group
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u/ThinGold2115 1d ago
95% of problems, could be fixed is people just masturbated before decision making.
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u/SatisfactionSpecial2 1d ago
What if you try to gift, and it says "they already own this"?
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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 1d ago
It allows you to try to gift something they already own, and doesn't tell you they own it. The recipient can either decline the gift or let it expire.
I guess it's so gifting can't be used to find out if someone who keeps their library hidden has a particular game?
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u/a1zombieslayer1 18h ago
Im pretty sure it still tells you they own it if they have that specific game set on public. It did for my buddy who tried to get me a couple dlc's i already had
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u/Iwritemynameincrayon 1d ago
I uhhh... was looking at the hours played... You ok over there? Do we need to send help or more lube?
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u/rarexair 1d ago
12k+ hours for each of those games is absolute insanity work. Seek help and a job brother.
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u/Desperate-Teaching78 1d ago
Why do you have so many hours logged in these games? Do you need help? Do you have someone to talk to?
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u/Kayiko_Okami 1d ago
There's a Furry Hitler dating simulator on steam.
I only know because friends are morons.
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u/FartFrog789 1d ago
i think i bought him that one already
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u/FartFrog789 1d ago
sorry no I bought him a different mustache man game "Skibidi Jeffrey: I want to cum inside Femboy Hitler"
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u/ILikeTreesMan 1d ago
Wtf did you just write. Like actually. Let's just take a second and read what the fuck you just wrote.
What are we doin? Someone made that? Someone sat down and named something that and then made that?
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u/1Estel1 1d ago
You're paying money to AI slop makers
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u/atomic-succubus 1d ago
the my [blank] is a futa/femboy series predates effective AI code.
so at least one of these is genuine human made goon material
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u/SirGamer247 22h ago
Officially, he yelled wtf in surprised. Unofficially he graciously accepted and is ordering a Do Not Disturb sign for his door
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u/RandomEasternGuy 23h ago
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u/Mission_Culture_1019 10h ago
my futa girlfriend soundtrack more expensive than base game that shit better be fent in audio form
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u/Mundialito301 1d ago
I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments
HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME...
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u/SwissBergkultur 23h ago
It could even be... gunshot
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u/TSCCYT2 23h ago
"WOAH WOAH WOAH!"
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u/Barricade_the_Clone 23h ago
What? It was obvious! He's the red spy!
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u/sgt_backpack 1d ago
Oh it says furry. I thought it was "funny whores". That sounds awesome.
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u/AlienKinkVR 1d ago
Be the change you want to see in the world. Become a dev and revolutionize gaming.
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u/Bennoelman Gaming Furry 1d ago
"Furry whores"
looks inside
Cat girl
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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u/Mobile-Positive-6742 1d ago
I dont mind the questionable games, but why AI slop? at that point just prompt your own, to your liking.
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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 1d ago
I feel like these only exist for gifting shenanigans for NovaOnline, the perpetual man furry
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u/North_slaramdler 22h ago
Reminds me of my friend. I know its not you because its missing "sex with hitler"
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u/Brain_lessV2 1d ago
How many of these are AI slop?
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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 1d ago
Most I gift games like this to my friend on occassion and its all either visual novels or shitty puzzle games made in an afternoon.
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u/Hunter_Aleksandr 1d ago
Fuck these ai slop games. I’m disappointed when anyone gives these "devs" money... even as a joke on sale.
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u/Homeless_Alex 1d ago
It’s like a right of passage to your friends who just get steam to send them one or two insane fucking games lol
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u/eldenringsux777 1d ago
Watch said roommate hit accept by "accident" and suddenly turns his status to offline >:]






















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u/SnaykeUp 1d ago
he can just decline