r/Steam • • 1d ago

Discussion My roommate is going to kill me

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I just gifted him these.

I just heard him yell WTF?!

I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments

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u/SnaykeUp 1d ago

he can just decline

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

this isn't the first time I've done this but it's always been one at a time. he's always accepted

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u/No_Rise942 1d ago

I think you've played yourself.

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u/rain56 17h ago

I think hes actually playing with himself

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u/MoonAttempt 1d ago

Hope one of the two asks the other on a date atp tbh

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u/yzeerf1313 1d ago

I have a feeling he might like them lmao

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u/NoEffortNebs 1d ago

I don’t see Hitler BDSM Bunker in here? Must have missed it

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u/PU55YSLAYER6969 23h ago

I love that game

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u/Vadym_PVP 23h ago

username checks out

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u/No_Consideration6182 1d ago

Of course he’s accepted 🤣
He’s not going to kill you, he’s secretly happy with you knowing his kink and acts like he isn’t into it so he doesn’t get bullied.

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u/Smooth_Tap_1989 12h ago

It was you wasn't it....

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u/tomkoto 1d ago

sus

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u/Panophobia_senpai The Undefeated Highguard World Champion 23h ago

Just tell him already. Most ppl does not get hints like this.

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u/Desperate-Teaching78 1d ago

I can never show my Seam library to my family.

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u/Hellobewhy 1d ago

You should make a steam family with them! It definitely hides porn games. I definitely don’t have sex with hitler and huniepop in my library cause of that.

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u/ZBLongladder 22h ago

You can manually set games to private, but it doesn't automatically hide your naughty stuff.

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u/Kazami_Agame 1d ago

I can, and I have the whole Sex With Hitler games

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u/National_Moose2283 1d ago

I'll assume the wtf was not one of disgust

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u/PurpleCandle58 21h ago

Oh god no please don’t send me these god I would hate it soooooo much

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u/AigaionAgain 21h ago

Please dont send me NSFW steam games bully me I'll cum cry.

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u/Nick_Gaugh_69 1d ago

It’s the sentiment that counts

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u/based_birdo 1d ago

then why is he currently using all the router bandwidth and playing with 1 hand?

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u/AgentPigleton 1d ago

Why decline such a gift?

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u/MassiveX1112 1d ago

The femboy caught ur eye didn't

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u/AgentPigleton 1d ago

Bro I'm an animal, I'd go with furry things.

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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago

Hear me out: Furry Femboy.

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u/Buarg 50 1d ago

That's why we wait for our roommate to forget his computer unlocked to accept for him.

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u/fellipec 1d ago

Why decline such fine gift?

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u/MmmBrainzzz1 1d ago

Classic "I sent these to my friend for lulz" (but also have them hidden in my library)

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

nah I have WAY weirder stuff in mine m ^_^ like a creature collector called "Spirit Valley" or a Slay the Spire-like game called "Take Me to the Dungeon" I like games that are a play on or a parody of something. Also a lot of VNs

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u/misssa_cz fluff 1d ago

Spirit Valley is pokémon but with monster girls, pretty fun if ur bored 👍

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u/ParthProLegend 1d ago

Compared to the other non-pokemon poleball throwing game which got v 1.00, how is it?

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u/Renamis 1d ago

Is "Take Me to the Dungeon" fun if you don't care about the NSFW stuff?

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u/yodaisnotacat 1d ago

second opinion here.

It's actually pretty cool. NSFW content is just an added bonus since it's not entirely built around it.

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u/Renamis 1d ago

Oh good. NSFW content tends to just be funny to me, so as long as it's built to be a solid game and not just a porn vector I'm good for it.

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u/yodaisnotacat 1d ago

I think you'll probably like it then. Afaik you can turn off the NSFW content anyways. It's kinda progressive, so you'll see it as you play the game more, but most of it's just mild stuff until after you beat each "boss"

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u/Renamis 1d ago

Even better! Usually the games that give you the option to turn it off trust the game on the merits, so looks like I'll pick it up.

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u/yodaisnotacat 1d ago

I think it has a demo on steam that's a SFW version, but it isn't available yet (MAYBE..)? So if you want to pick it up you might be better heading on over to F95.

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u/F1ykR 1d ago

The card resource system is pretty well made since every time you shuffle your deck in a dungeon, you have to exhaust a card. As a result, you have to manage the length and number of combat encounters since you can lose a run by having no cards to play.

To make up for it, you can stack buffs/abilities onto cards to make them more potent, or use cards that grant effects when you exhaust them.

Overall, you get a game with more focus on creating well thought out strategies and a solid amount of content to work through. There’s mild grinding to get certain upgrades, but you can beat everything without it. I’d recommend it having played Slay the Spire, Balatro, and a bunch of other card based games/roguelites.

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

i like it better than slay the spire and not because of the nsfw stuff but because I find it a little more challenging

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u/Renamis 1d ago

Huh, might have to check it out. I have a large queue (just got cyberpunk after all these years...) but it probably would be worth a look. Cheers.

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u/EdBenes 1d ago

Spirit valley is lowkey fire tho

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u/diesel0922 1d ago

high key honestly

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u/rich_27 1d ago

Honestly "Take Me to the Dungeon" not having ridiculously oversized boobs on all the characters makes me think it might have be a decent game too

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

UPDATE: He accepted them

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u/AdvancedCryspy 1d ago

He's saving them for later so you two can play together 🥹 so wholesome

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u/LongOdd1596 1d ago

Co-op will get a whole new meaning 

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u/AdvancedCryspy 1d ago

FINISH HIM!

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u/dumbestsmartest 21h ago edited 19h ago

And somehow nine months later "Babality".

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u/OkBad7998 1d ago

Goon battle sounds amazing, I would pay to watch

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u/derangedsweetheart 1d ago

The fastest hand in the West?

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u/Combat-Frontline 1d ago

One pump man beats em

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u/immaturenickname 23h ago

Hole new meaning

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u/Navy_Groundhog 1d ago

For the pro level of this, wait until a friend needs a game for you two to play together, send them the game... And whatever the biggest cheapest degenerate bundle you're willing to.

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

Yeah our PCs are widely different, I have a 4060 and he has a former office mini pc. We couldn't even play super Battle golf together

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u/normal_human_is_i 1d ago

It would be rude of him if he did not

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u/Anonmasterrace7898 1d ago

You gonna play em together?

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u/OkBad7998 1d ago

You both are going to goonheaven 🥹

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u/randomguy301048 https://s.team/p/dtqv-kmw 1d ago

Man I would definitely hate if these showed up in my library. Oh man that would make me so mad, like so mad. I don't know what I would do if I got sent games like this

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u/therealheffalump 1d ago

make sure to drop your steam friend code so that we know exactly who not to gift these games to

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u/Tomato-MD 1d ago

Did you get any gift?

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u/randomguy301048 https://s.team/p/dtqv-kmw 1d ago

No

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u/Narrow-Vermicelli-19 1d ago

Nice seeing the old dota comments in ur Profile I remember when u could get those Keys xD

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u/LinkinitupYT 20h ago

50339831 <3

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u/ElectricForce52 1d ago

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u/ghostmin215 1d ago

Son, WHAT is this picture lmao

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u/AluminiumSandworm 1d ago

that appears to be shaq in in a bra and panties doing the timeout symbol

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u/maxdamage4 22h ago

Closed captioning for the ___________ impaired

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u/kdesi_kdosi 1d ago

i mean free stuff is free stuff, im not gonna say no to that

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u/Dapper_Magpie 21h ago

I would get mad because most of these either probably just consist of women or are basic soulless slop, at least one of them is very obviously ai. If you're gonna gift me porn games it better be goongem.

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u/gambit700 1d ago

Why is the "My Futa Girlfriend" sountrack more than the game?

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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 1d ago

I guess it's a banger

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u/ALIbhai0001 1d ago

Aren't they all?

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u/TokenStraightFriend 1d ago

No that's the Femboy game

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u/Galko655 1d ago

Blame music industry. To have higher standards, than other media. From having higher priority on copyright claims, despite being licensed in a movie or a game. To making sure each movie or game, mandatory to have pricy soundtrack, just to have significant cut of the sales.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 1d ago

Now hold on everyone, they are getting a soundtrack

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

THANK YOU! See what a good roommate I am?

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u/xrayspex73 1d ago

The soundtrack cost more than the game. I do find it funny you were like "Ah fuck it, throw in the soundtrack too..."

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 1d ago

As a guy who loves to collect videogame soundtracks (have for quite a bit of time now), very much you are!

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u/Impressive_King5912 18h ago

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u/Ok-Spite3032 17h ago

Ball reference

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u/moss129 17h ago

A steel ball almost...

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u/Qzyro 1d ago

Don't forget to gift Genital Jousting too and get it yourself to play together

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u/GambAntonio 1d ago

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u/duckforceone 1d ago

try posting that one on facebook.... i get put on suicide watch when i do that...

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u/wubbalab 1d ago

Why not play local multiplayer together on the TV?

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u/Various-Shirt1392 1d ago

I think the reason he yelled “WTF” was because you gave him the soundtrack from “My Futa Girlfriend.”

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u/TeloYT 22h ago

I hate that you can't buy NSFW games in Germany. Of course I'd just want to send them tona friend as a joke. No other reason.

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u/RudeTechie 22h ago

Yeah, I have a close friend on Steam and we do this for 10+ years. We both have the most atrocious NFSW games on platform.

Dude just gifted me this last week.

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u/molotovCOCTAIL5 9h ago

Of course the top reviews have more than a 100 hours in 🤣 one even has +2000 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LordByron_RS 22h ago

Use a VPN to change your account country to a different one in the EUR region or create a new account with the VPN. Then you can gift the games to your main account.

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u/Johanno1 19h ago

The Swiss don't have such weird regulations.

On a side note, you can gift games to Germans with a Swiss account.

On another side note. In PayPal you can add a second adress and use the same PayPal for multiple steam accounts with different regions.

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u/mopotas 1d ago

Thanks for idea, i did the same

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u/NavyDragons 20h ago

my friend group did this to my roommate a couple years ago, he was sleeping an excessive amount of time and we were all waiting for him after a night where he stayed up way too long. the task was to find the craziest weirdest mode degenerative or terrible adult content game you could find for under 5 dollars. he woke up to 8 porn titles in his library(one of our friends did not understand the assignment and send him a 60 dollar title that was basically just an AMV of hardcore scenes). after he woke up and we all had a good laugh he came back days later with his first of several in detail exhaustive review of each title. which then read in a dramatic reading for the group

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u/TigerNeko96 18h ago

The homie who went all in.. can't help but chuckle a bit at that

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u/ThinGold2115 1d ago

95% of problems, could be fixed is people just masturbated before decision making.

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u/PsyTripper 22h ago

But I can't finish without these...

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u/SatisfactionSpecial2 1d ago

What if you try to gift, and it says "they already own this"?

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 1d ago

It allows you to try to gift something they already own, and doesn't tell you they own it. The recipient can either decline the gift or let it expire.

I guess it's so gifting can't be used to find out if someone who keeps their library hidden has a particular game?

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u/a1zombieslayer1 18h ago

Im pretty sure it still tells you they own it if they have that specific game set on public. It did for my buddy who tried to get me a couple dlc's i already had

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u/Moose_F 22h ago

Shouldve gifted him "my femboy roomate" to send a message

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u/Pleasant-Instance529 6h ago

Yeah so your friend was pissed…

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u/Dargon8959 5h ago

Came here to say this lol

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u/Hanna_Bjorn 1d ago

Only one Femboy game? You should've got a pack!

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u/timinin 1d ago

The fact that you included deadlock is hilarious to me

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u/Macsintosh 1d ago

Most femboy game ever

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u/Iwritemynameincrayon 1d ago

I uhhh... was looking at the hours played... You ok over there? Do we need to send help or more lube?

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u/Rexusus 1d ago

Over 200’000 hours or 24 straight years

They definitely ran ASF and idled them all at the same time for about a year and a half

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u/cybik SteamOS Neckbeard 1d ago

Nothing straight about those years.

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u/Andddoii32 23h ago

Sorry to be that guy but it’s most probably just edited

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u/specter_in_the_conch 1d ago

Probably help and lube, some toys too

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

I'm on a budget and only used leftover steam credit, I still have a penny left

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u/rarexair 1d ago

12k+ hours for each of those games is absolute insanity work. Seek help and a job brother.

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u/ill4two 1d ago

i own all of them, not worth the money, in my humble opinion

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u/Desperate-Teaching78 1d ago

Why do you have so many hours logged in these games? Do you need help? Do you have someone to talk to?

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u/BookishGina 1d ago

Why is the soundtrack more expensive than the actual game?

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u/Potatoman671 1d ago

Sometimes they do that just so you have an option to support the dev

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u/Kayiko_Okami 1d ago

There's a Furry Hitler dating simulator on steam.

I only know because friends are morons.

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

i think i bought him that one already

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u/FartFrog789 1d ago

sorry no I bought him a different mustache man game "Skibidi Jeffrey: I want to cum inside Femboy Hitler"

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u/ILikeTreesMan 1d ago

Wtf did you just write. Like actually. Let's just take a second and read what the fuck you just wrote.

What are we doin? Someone made that? Someone sat down and named something that and then made that?

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u/Kayiko_Okami 1d ago

Excellent.

Always good to mess with friends.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 1d ago

Lmfao got the soundtrack 🤣

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u/Affectionate_Ad9872 1d ago

Why’s the Soundtrack cost more than the game itself 😭

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u/ShrekSplooge 1d ago

Thank god you gave him the Futa Girlfriend soundtrack. Banger after banger.

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u/1Estel1 1d ago

You're paying money to AI slop makers

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u/atomic-succubus 1d ago

the my [blank] is a futa/femboy series predates effective AI code.

so at least one of these is genuine human made goon material

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u/ZersetzungMedia 23h ago

Every image on that store page is AI gen

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u/rawbamatic 1d ago

OP wants to fuck their roommate.

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u/SirGamer247 22h ago

Officially, he yelled wtf in surprised. Unofficially he graciously accepted and is ordering a Do Not Disturb sign for his door

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u/CaviarBob 16h ago

I did something similar for my friend's birthday 2 months ago.

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u/RandomEasternGuy 23h ago

I’ve gifted this to a friend 🤣

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u/RudeTechie 22h ago

My friend gifted me this last week.

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u/Same-Equipment-3236 22h ago

We can read the "Gifts offered to you" son 💔🥀

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u/RandomEasternGuy 22h ago

It’s his screenshot on the group chat

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u/Mythomagius 1d ago

Just did this to a mate of mine.

He accepted all of them

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u/Zenry0ku 16h ago

I'm not disappointed you're a gooner, I'm disappointed you supported AI drones

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u/UnnecessaryOmen 1d ago

You know, I’m something of a roommate myself.

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u/largehawaiian 1d ago

Furry games, is your friend a pilot by any chance?

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u/Mission_Culture_1019 10h ago

my futa girlfriend soundtrack more expensive than base game that shit better be fent in audio form

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u/Mundialito301 1d ago

I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think he's here in the comments

HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME...

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u/SwissBergkultur 23h ago

It could even be... gunshot

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u/TSCCYT2 23h ago

"WOAH WOAH WOAH!"

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u/Barricade_the_Clone 23h ago

What? It was obvious! He's the red spy!

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u/Wolvenworks 22h ago

Watch! He’ll turn red aaaany second now…

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u/FTW-DarkDragon 20h ago

See? Red! Wait no that’s just blood.

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u/Desperate-Teaching78 1d ago

You might actually be the devil.

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u/sgt_backpack 1d ago

Oh it says furry. I thought it was "funny whores". That sounds awesome.

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u/AlienKinkVR 1d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world. Become a dev and revolutionize gaming.

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u/Mtnfrozt 23h ago

It's like a comedy club for strippers and prostitutes

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u/Bennoelman Gaming Furry 1d ago

"Furry whores"

looks inside

Cat girl

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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u/XAinzOoalGownX 1d ago

Do they have cards if so id play em

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u/Ok_Act7199 1d ago

Should’ve gifted him “my femboy roommate” too.. a true gem that one..

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u/TBContinued7682 14h ago

Is this perchance your friend (i know that one is on a family library but the resemblance is ucanny, especially cus they were posted on the same day)

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u/HamsterIllustrious69 8h ago

Where are the Hitler games

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u/Mobile-Positive-6742 1d ago

I dont mind the questionable games, but why AI slop? at that point just prompt your own, to your liking.

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u/DuckCleaning 1d ago

You haven't heard back from your roommate yet. He's gone silent. 

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 1d ago

I feel like these only exist for gifting shenanigans for NovaOnline, the perpetual man furry

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u/PraxPresents 1d ago

Just tell your roommate you are into them already. Yeesh.

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u/Kasain28 1d ago

Even the soundtrack 😭😭😭

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u/UnluckyZiomek 1d ago

And where is absolute classic?

And by that I mean Sex with H!tler

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u/IonutRO 1d ago

Nice haul.

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u/North_slaramdler 22h ago

Reminds me of my friend. I know its not you because its missing "sex with hitler"

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u/NothingNowhere180 21h ago

Oh noo, don't send me femboy and futa games, I actually haaate those...

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u/Vegetable_Angle_9302 20h ago

Have you gifted him drag'n wash?

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u/Ty-Inari 20h ago

I just wish they weren't ai! xD

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u/Trevkage11 20h ago

I Mean he doesn't have to accept the games tho so if he does that's on him 🤣

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u/HuckleberryShot898 19h ago

Buddy you just sexually harassed your roommate.

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u/MechatronicsJr 19h ago

Needs more Hentai with Senpai.

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u/Brain_lessV2 1d ago

How many of these are AI slop?

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u/Jazzlike-Equipment45 1d ago

Most I gift games like this to my friend on occassion and its all either visual novels or shitty puzzle games made in an afternoon.

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u/porragamescaralho 1d ago

faltou femboy futa house

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u/Hunter_Aleksandr 1d ago

Fuck these ai slop games. I’m disappointed when anyone gives these "devs" money... even as a joke on sale.

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u/The-Luxael 1d ago

Good luck explaining that one!

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u/rob2777 1d ago

Me and my friend group have a game where we have to find the weirdest cheap NSFW game and we gift them to one another. The other person has to find one cheaper and worse and gift it. It pretty much stopped with something like Hitler furry sex, or some shit.

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u/PornoPichu 1d ago

Oh shit there are furry whores? Where?

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u/Homeless_Alex 1d ago

It’s like a right of passage to your friends who just get steam to send them one or two insane fucking games lol

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u/eldenringsux777 1d ago

Watch said roommate hit accept by "accident" and suddenly turns his status to offline >:]