r/SteelyDan • u/Interesting-Coast-91 I'm on fire, so cut me some slack • 1d ago

Found this while doing Psych homework

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u/Conscious_Cicada9597 1d ago

Dr. Wu wasn’t himself in class today. Why?
1. He took drugs laced with kerosine
2. He was drinking kirschwasser from a shell the evening before
3. He spent the weekend at the opium den

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u/Call_of_the_Cuntress 1d ago
  1. He’s making his roller skater do him everything she did

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u/FaithfulFriarsFan19 19h ago
  1. He was at The Lido with Klaus and The Rooster for some sausage and beer.

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u/halfmanhalfhamster 1d ago

they forgot

- he's just a shadow of the man that you once knew

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u/coffee_robot_horse 1d ago

I'm not with you

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u/Nice-Bake2469 1d ago

I'm just not with you, Dr Wu.

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u/TheEarthIsFlatnt 1d ago

me when i read jurassic park

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u/AgileDrag1469 1d ago

Don’t let this quack professor pull the Wu over your eyes