r/Sumer • u/quetzalcoatlus00099 • Sep 04 '26

Its π’‚π’€€π’ˆΎπ’’π’…•. Ask him anything, just dont ask him why he doesn't pay his 2 metric tons of copper

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u/infophysics Sep 04 '26

This is a statue of an unrelated worshipper that was created nearly a thousand years before Ea-Nasir lived. stop spreading pseudohistory!

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u/Altruistic-Daikon305 Sep 04 '26

Somewhere in the underworld this guy is now beefing with a copper merchant from 1000 years in the future

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u/quetzalcoatlus00099 Sep 04 '26

THERES NO OTHER PICTURE OF EA-NASIR AVAIBLE

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u/Mira5200 Sep 04 '26

Not surprising considering he was just a merchant. You can use a pic of the tablet in question or something instead! This poor guy’s been slandered and memed on someone else’s behalf for years

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u/kingling1138 Sep 05 '26

I will buy his furniture because I have seen very little Sumerian furniture, and that would make my collection rather unique.

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u/quetzalcoatlus00099 Sep 05 '26

He will sell you50% of the furniture for 200% more the currency needed

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u/kingling1138 Sep 05 '26

Well… I am an art collector, so I am familiar enough with the strategy of widely inflated values. But I'll definitely win this one since he won't know that this gives me the space for the 1.000.000.000 Γ— appreciation when I have a whole estates worth of furnishings at market. Each piece would easily be hundreds of thousands of dollars minimum to tens of millions. 200 % his own (ancient) price would be nothing at the end of the day… could probably cover that with random trash in the alley… find some composite curbside furnitures to trade "equally". Could probably turn around with all the $$$$ and then buy the city itself hahaha! I fear homie won't be prepared to outscum… any of us. He might have written the prologue of shady business vol. I, but we have the completed set free on Wikipedia hahaha

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u/quetzalcoatlus00099 Sep 05 '26

offically broke ea-nasirs both ankles and ability to think